I Paid $500 For AWFUL Knock-Off Anime Merch

welcome anime fans i have brought to you the gift of the century the oh [ __ ] i found the worst merch again and trust me there's something for everyone so if you haven't seen part one of this video series click up there we're gonna be opening all of these packages and they are from china and they are the most disgusting anime knockoff merches that i could find enjoy i'm back with a weapon and none of you can stop me you're probably thinking connor how bad can this merge be it can't be that bad right it can't be god awful no i have found the most egregious merch this is the kind of stuff that you know when you go to your friend's house they're like yeah i have anime merch and you see it and you're like oh oh you bought the one from from from from that convention that wasn't official and it looks really bad but it was 10 bucks wasn't it and that's all you had i don't know i'm not trying to make fun of broke weeps i'm just saying if i had 10 bucks i would rather just have 10 bucks and not have shitty anime merch what the [ __ ] is that supposed to say oh it's backwards personalized gifts why would you do that this is so ominous just show me what's inside what's in the box what's in the box okay what's in it right three two one ah yes no shouldn't done that honey which cup do you want i'll take my favorite cup wife you know the one the one with the the choking pikachu it's so it's so low reds that's what offends me most about this is that it doesn't even look right fourteen dollars is worth did i guess jeez okay that's uh if you're wondering what i kept from last episode obviously i kept that bad boy this is a big boy this is your gift i i i don't think it's gonna be my gift let's see what i got oh geez we're starting off with this again okay here we go i don't know what's in it yet i just know it's a mouse pad and we know from last time the mouse pads are not good what god awful piece of merge do you think it's gonna be i'll wait two seconds for you to decide all right never mind let's just find out ready no no no no no we can't show that what is that why how should i pay to go to prison 17 i paid 17 to go on an fbi watch list i would like to apologize um i didn't know that it was gonna it was gonna i did know i did know i just didn't think that it would be that that gross um i'm sorry i'm praying to myself that i have some brains and that i'm i'm not gonna double down on the fbi watch list or maybe if i do another bad thing it'll be two negatives making me off the watch i shouldn't talk whose ass or boobs will it be this time and it is one two three that is a big big ass this is actually the pov outside of the window whilst levi's cleaning the window with his butt this is you just staring at it like this and that this is his technique watch me this is how you join the survey corps damn he whoa he dummy thick though okay are you intimidated by how large levi's buttocks are because i certainly am how would a titan fight him the titan's like 90 foot tall but levi's ass cheeks are bigger than theirs how is that possible listen to the collision on these things these things have like bazookas if levi just put the titan's neck in between his butt cheeks they would they would choke to death these things just have incredible grip what am i saying what am i saying help i like how they've included a ruler in the back here i mean his butt cheeks are wider than nearly his arms outward that would be so funny just imagine my arms were here and my butt was still out here can we get that special effect on we have the budget for that right nice i think this is definitely going to be my newest mouse pad i mean every time i look down at the mouse and i oh levi i didn't know you were there it wouldn't be wrong would it oh it does smell pretty bad you'd think he would windex his ass or something if it smelled this chemically or maybe that's why it smells this chemical he's just bathing in windex knowing levi all right let's get rid of this this is the last mouse pad from this box but of course i didn't just order three mouse pads there's going to be more than that come on let's see what it is that's so disgusting ah what is this why would i do this i know this is an anime merch but i must have just saw it and thought this is so cursed that i have to order it what is this who's buying this is there a market for this mom i am i am so sorry this is not what i do i promise this is not what i meant i do not like this i do not condone this oh the wrist protection is kind of kind of kind of nice though and the material is a little higher quality than the other ones i mean all right okay maybe it was a little quick to judge you know given that it it looks like that it's the hands that are getting me why are they like that why why are they on him why is he being like sassy you know he's like i guess you could say that you could just rest your hand there it would be very easy for you to just rest your palm on my anus this should be terrible out of context audio please don't take it all right that's pepe the frog but with a fat ass no idea who is buying this no idea why there's a listing of this but i bought it so you don't have to do not buy this ever i mean unless you really want a good wrist guard and you know just a generally quite pleasant color scheme then i guess yeah maybe i just think you'd have a lot of explaining to do if your parents walk in the room right and for some reason your dual wielding mouse pads right you only have time to hide one which one do you hide and i'm thinking like yeah i can go to jail for this one but at least i can explain this one right i can be like i think she's cute and that's really [ __ ] up for me to say but you know whatever so i would probably just hide this one because how you gonna explain this to the fbi officer what is this he's gonna text you and be like bro what the [ __ ] what did you just order that's enough cursed mouse pads for one evening goodbye gamers what's inside the box let's find out it's a mug a heat changing mug let's go and uh boil some water and we'll uh we'll don't do that while we're waiting for our mug to boil let's keep opening this looks a little intimidating oh that's uh i know who that is these look like two death note figures that's not a terrible ram but for four dollars i guess it's not bad but i still wouldn't recommend buying any of this stuff even if it's not awful just for the fact it's not licensed and you know none of the creators get any kickback from this it just looks sad as well i i don't think you'd want this it looks just very meh all right let's have a look at the ryok one then the ryokan looks a little more promising now it was a little more expensive four dollars 90 cents pushing the envelope there a little bit and you just really ram up a rod up his ass that's part of the real charm i guess if you will i mean it's fine it's not awful i mean for four dollars and ninety cents i guess great i don't know there's just something that feels weird about buying a figure from china for four dollars feels like you're cheating you know like when you put an infinite lies into a game that's enough of shitty ryuk figures because now it's time to spill the tea into this mug so we can see what it is what is it going to be okay there we go it's coming it's just boobs of a one-piece character i can't see a scenario where you would ever ever want this mug it's clearly like some stolen fan art of one piece plastered on a mug poorly and then they're just like while it heats up you never know when you'll get horny you know except every time you make a hot beverage you must live alone if you have this mug right or with your homies every other situation i feel like it would be awkward every time i made a hot drink connor do you want a cup of tea uh yes mom i'd love a cup of tea okay i'll use the black mug okay i guess fine what the [ __ ] that's my impression of my mom i know it isn't good okay mom i'm sorry you don't sound like that it feels garbage you know it feels like you uh like you're broke let's get the next anime merch oh wait is that is that my merch oh my god it is these little cute little keychains that you can buy right now yes they are these are two-sided keychains little heart pendant there if you want them we've got three variations of them because of course we do we hold a little microphone there me uh holding a little cute rose so go ahead and grab them we're doing a limited time run if you want to go and get any of the keychains click that link in description down below the cute little anime boys very cheap boys on to the next shitty merge all right what is this [ __ ] oh no it's a body pillow can you tell what it is based off that i'm sure most of you can rin no more friendship with rin ended friendship with the oh that's tiny oh god what's on that side oh god it's not a perfect fit but it's a fit it's greninja laying down looking very sensual oh no wait greninja's got a tit hanging out what the [ __ ] oh god why does greninja have boobs get away from me get away from me ah oh god disgusting moving on please just move on please just forget it just forget about it what is this going to be i have no idea let's hope i don't go to jail because that would suck because you can't vlog in first let's make this a thing why does her neck look like a big fat toe with the fattest nail that is disgusting i don't know one piece is her neck supposed to be that long look how long this [ __ ] neck is is that cannon can one piece fans tell me if this is normal 14 for the world's longest neck yeah that looks like her right yo her neck isn't that long in the figure what's up with that but the body and the face is fine but my god that neck the skus stan all right gamers next package what will it be gamers take a random guess ide it's a wall scroll i love wall scrolls because they're always [ __ ] garbage that's just beautiful that's just great wait for legal reasons i will speculate that this is potentially uh not being sold with the permission of the artist can you believe that on a chinese website that they might just steal the artwork and do whatever they want with it because they don't give a [ __ ] i highly recommend that before you buy artwork from any of these sites that you just check to make sure uh with the artist if they indeed did uh give permission because i doubt if this is being sold for 2.50 uh the artists are seeing any profits from this because shipping materials alone yeah there's no way the artist is getting a cup from this and if they are i'll eat my words without further ado [ __ ] you i'm breaking this this is going in the trash amazing artwork but [ __ ] you sellers all right next up is oh god it's another figure all right let's have a look oh god this is the figure what have they done with sailor moon's face why does sailor moon look like a rejected jojo's character here you know what i mean like what's up with that face poor thing that's eight dollars all right look at look how cheap this [ __ ] oh it's all it doesn't even stick together properly but like this all bends this is all just all over the place yeah cool all right absolutely no issues bending anything i can just flatten out this moon if i wanted to i assure you no figure i've ever had bends this easily uh in my life this is like bending a piece of paper look at that that's like no strength input needed and it's doing that [ __ ] this will melt if any sun touches it i guarantee it and you do not want this ship melting because you know that stuff is going to be poisonous as i hate that i bought this because now it's going to take up room in my trash you know it's bad when you're you're concerned with how much something takes up in your trash all right we got another mousepad what cursed item did i buy today let's find out on this episode of connor say stop doing what you're doing please stop this is painful it's always the mousepads that get me bad they always kill me no it's like he's packed his ass with like his ice ability he's like oops deku don't mind me just just gonna pick up pick up the banners off the floor oh oh what's that you see my cheeks you know some people say they're fiery hot and ice cold at the same time but anyway you're gonna find out is by touching deku just kidding the only person i ship todoroki with is a healthy parent why is ass so thick though oh jesus he's like 15 isn't he ah it's okay if we just cut out the ass oh jesus christ it's like opening an ass there's so much [ __ ] on my hands get off me okay one ass cheek surgically removed we've got to surgically remove the other one now very precise obviously you're fully thinking connor why are you doing this you don't understand i need to get monetized quickly so i need to cut the ash cheeks off so it's not sexual stick the ass cheeks together like that oh that's definitely not sticky and gross yeah that's good family-friendly mousepad i'm gonna give that 10 stars out of 10 because i can show it on camera now oh you thought there would be a butt there no no no this is a family-friendly mousepad next up hopefully something that won't get me demonetized what's on the shirt it's a an extremely low res cacoin saying you good let's put it to the test are we good you good fellas you good bro horrible horrible t-shirt i don't like it the final cursed mouse pad for this video and hopefully ever i'm sorry please tell me you ordered like one normal thing just anything normal anything that isn't [ __ ] terrifying something that i preferably don't have to carve the ass out of again not a sexual innuendo what boys [ __ ] 17 14 at ironcred holy this man has like half of online mmorpg just nodding over him and he's 14. i've never heard of people chasing 14 year old boys online unless they are you know on catcher predator i didn't want to do this but it has to be done now you're probably gonna think connor what are you gonna do carve his ass cheeks out again no those are some fine peaches we're gonna go for the face this time and there we go now it's a legal family-friendly mousepad questionable yes he still has more character than kirito does even without a face those damn cheeks alone tell a thousand stories like that one time in sao where the only reason aston followed him around was because he he was carrying these boys around but look at this damn this is weird isn't it in the trash you go i don't want anything to do with your kirito you know last video when i did this and i threw about half the stuff away i wondered what the trash men think when they saw my trash they saw a bag with body pillow sands mouse pad sands that must have been the biggest double take ever when they were taking out my trash they were just like grab the bag what it chucked it this man got a got a pikachu with a boobs in the trash what the [ __ ] yo yo keep that [ __ ] i want that for myself but the games are not over yet gentlemen we have more to go oh no no no no no no connor no conor connor connor don't tell me you bought what i think you bought man come on so that's a normal side right that's ash ketchum sleeping nothing wrong with that this side has what is it oh no why are his hands down his pants who is buying this except for me why am i buying it can you imagine you're a parent right and you're your 12 year old kid is like mom i have decided what i want for christmas i would like an ass ketchum body pillow with his hands stuffed down his boxes whilst he is topless your parents would get like post not regret like 14 years after they had you god damn okay it's a it's a fairy tale pocket watch it looks fine and uh yeah that's a that's a watch not really sure what i was expecting there what i'm struggling to understand is unlike fullmetal alchemist where they have like pocket watches what fairy tale fan needs a shitty pocket watch like the only people who enjoy fairy tale like under the age of 18 i know i'm gonna get a lot of [ __ ] for saying that but if any kid walked down to school with this pocket watch i guarantee that kid is getting bullied could you imagine you're on the playground of your school someone's like oh what time is it timothy oh well let me just check my fairy tale pocket watch yes it seems to be 4 p.m in the afternoon everyone would just question why the have a pocket watch you have a mobile phone and there's no way this is for looks because look at this thing you look like stupid with this it's just a little fairy tale logo chiefly printed on i feel sorry for anyone who gets gifted this this is pathetic that broke so he's i'm sorry i should have should have done a stress test that's that's a piece of [ __ ] i'm done with you all right what's this oh say i paid five dollars four dollars for it god this is so insulting to wallets so you've got that hatsune next to this hatsune that's so weird and so ugly yeah i get it right if you're super young and you really really love hatsune miku you're probably gonna get something like this because it's so cheap right at the same time it's so ugly that i would bully you even if you were 10 if you had this i would bully you for sure look at this thing just give me a sad wallet i don't want this [ __ ] get this out of my sight what is this what's it gonna be let's find out oh no i see someone naked that's not a good start oh god why is saitama's cheeks down there we got bald sight hammer that looks like no swaratu saitama you know what i mean this is like severely ill saitama look at this i know i'm being stupid here right but so saitama's body is real pink here right and for some reason his neck looks like a shaft of a penis with how red it is and then it goes to his pale ass what is up with this this is so disgusting i'm keeping it this is obviously going in the office this is going to stay here permanently i can just see it in the corner of my room and it's terrifying oh god why would i buy ahegar stuff that shit's not funny it's an ahagar miniskirt why did i buy this i'm not funny i think i'm funny but i'm not fine i'll strip i'll do it for the memes ow god my belt hit my big toe god damn it it doesn't fit well at all well there we go that's uh okay it looks like a pikachu oh god i did not see that other side i can't imagine the pokemon company was uh raring to jump at making this this doesn't really seem like that kind of figure that they would make but like yeah what would the kids love i know how about a pikachu cut in half you're a [ __ ] genius give that man a raise who came up with this stupid thing i mean this is kind of cool i'm probably going to keep it but why another pillowcase he's been kidding me this is a aaron and levi just going at it and of course on the back we didn't need this we didn't need i would have been fine without this i was fine i was happy before this shitty body pillow yeah we get it 30 bucks i paid for that [ __ ] are you kidding me all right what this would have been nice to have a choice if i wanted to have a box i imagine at their offices they were just like okay connor ordered he ordered a jojo figure can you can you get the box yeah go ahead and just seal it up all right i got you all right we can deliver it now i think all right so it's supposed to be jotaro i'll be the judge of that i know my jotro's inside and out literally i feel sorry for this i don't even want to clown on him i just feel bad are you [ __ ] kidding me the bass doesn't even fit it this is a terrible jojo's figure and thank you for [ __ ] up the box i didn't even want that apparently eighteen dollars for you you can actually get and let me show you what i got i got this big ass josuke figure in japan for eight dollars and that's officially licensed [ __ ] this is garbage this is [ __ ] awful get this joke of a figure out of my sight you are disgusting you are broke and i can't stand being around you anymore i do want to say quickly on a serious note that i know that not everyone can afford the expensive figures a lot of the time they are really really pricey but honestly if you're gonna buy a figure i think it's better to save for one really good figure than buying a bunch of these awful awful five dollar figures that look terrible right like i would just wait because it's just not worth it what the [ __ ] is this supposed to be that's supposed to be genos this base this is just a bunch of holes this is so cheap they must have just had like a million of these and it's there's glue all over it okay sure i'll put it in that is the ugliest generous figure i've ever seen let me do him a solid put him out of his misery his head pops out does it go back in no it does not this is the uh what the [ __ ] you just say to me you little [ __ ] uh gentles uh because he i hate so much i'm getting rid of it so second to last package i just cut open the thing oh my god it's another t-shirt let's put it on how is it how do i look gamers oh my god his face is so stretched out this is such a terrible t-shirt if you wore this i would hope you'd get bullied especially with the skirt i mean i kind of killing it i won't lie but jesus all right let's try on the other one what the [ __ ] what the hell is this i hate this so much zoom it focus on my face this is my face these are not real faces these are awful this is awful i hate this so much i want it to end luckily we only have one package left so let's get this over with i ordered another one of these so okay here's what happened i really really wanted this giorno giovanna figure the one with the cursed face i really really wanted it so i bought it because this is the one that it said the cursed face was they gave me this this isn't even the right wrong one i wanted the other one i wanted this face so not only did they not give me the right jordano giovanna this is not the official one by the way the official one looks a lot better than this not only did they not give me the official one but they couldn't even give me the shitty one i wanted they gave me something in between that's even worse give me the thing i paid for i want this giano giovanna i want jono giovanna this is yes i had some minor troubles in my life and i got caught dealing crack and i got shaved in prison and now i look like this i didn't even know this option was available but thank you i hate it hmm well [ __ ] i just broke his leg off r.i.p not even the worst chardonnay giovanna why do i feel like i just got golden requiemed by all the potential jono giovannas and i got the shitty one not even the best shitty one alright that's been the worst anime merch too i hope you enjoyed it let me know down below which was the worst anime merch and was it worth waiting three months for me to get all this god-awful anime merch because jesus christ i hated all of these things so much that's all i have for today if you did enjoy the video don't forget to share it around like comment subscribe go check out the patreon all that good stuff and don't forget if you want to go pick up my new merch click the link in description down below to go and get one of those sweet little keychains from elliot so this is my room um i hate it i hate it a lot look at all of this goddamn mess that i have to clean up goodbye my beautiful weebs it's been a good day i've got to go and clean this [ __ ] up [Music] [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

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Keywords: Anime, Merch, Anime Merch, Knock offs, Knock Off, Budget, Knock Off Merch, Budget anime merch, The Worst anime merch, Worst, Terrible, Bad, Funny, All Might, My Hero Academia, JoJo, JoJo Merch, Bad JoJo Merch, MHA, Manga, CDawg, CDawgVA, Sword Art Online, Kirito, Fair Tail

Id: TZt6GDXP2OQ

Length: 23min 49sec (1429 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 04 2020

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