I Bought $55 "Cosplays"

no I look I look pretty konichiwa my beautiful that sounded really dangerous I'd mean it mean to do that welcome to that video series where I get naked on the Internet and I don't have an only fans account anyway you probably wondering Connor where's the cosplay you fools it was here all along the idiots how dare you dump me and my cosplay abilities welcome to reviewing cosplays welcome gentlemen Jerry Jerry playing video games your jelly to my house to make them watch me strip during this quarantine time I requested some much-needed assistance it's okay we literally live ten meters away from each other don't worry hurry up and strip okay okay they're gonna ask first before I stall is there any calls place that you want to see because I might have included them I mean you call for you I don't think your iconic enough yet animates enemies things reckon we'll come on I want to see like Yankee Elsa I don't know I'm just like figuring out how far can we go because I seen Connor like I've seen about two the weirdest series on my channel where I continue to get half naked for fun video news I still enjoy doing this series yes am i insane yes and do we have more costumes yes I do but you're probably thinking that the global pandemic would stop me from doing this series you are incredibly wrong that's not the case now let me tell you why I am determined to make great content that means if I have to get naked with packages from Amazon Japan I'm gonna do it without further ado I should probably just get on with it and try some of the calls plate napkin and my TED talk where I'm about to get naked what am I saying Devon's gonna leave that if I say dump it like that Evan don't don't leave this it's like you know what it reminds me of you know even like spirited away yeah but I don't remember any nutsacks you know at the beginning when the dad and the mom like go to like that restaurant and you know those like that like we'd like the sack shake thing but the dad like slope so are you saying that that's Connors not saying oh my god no I'm starting to think kind of go ahead and sing with this lockdown thing I haven't left my house in like three weeks yes what was this where do they go I just want to say before I yo stop doing undressed they're done quarantines been tough okay and I haven't been exercising I don't any comments about gaining pounds we all know the quarantine pounds aren't real pounds they don't totally wonder glance hatched a lot Mike to my hair my chest her sort of thing yeah cool got these buttons look awful how do you pick up buttons every time I buy these cosplay it's like did you guys even try to make these buttons like walk properly they're way too big what the [ __ ] oh no oh this is too small oh well I already feel like I want to read this you know I know a lot of the time it may seem like I purposely buy calls plays that don't fit ain't but uh I promise I I want these to work as much as you guys do oh god I look like every Japanese high school student right now you know last time I did this oh I can oh no oh no okay four records right there's life a balcony that's maybe like 30 feet away from me and I can see someone on the balcony and it's very easy to look inside of here I probably should have bought curtains for this room yeah you guys guess - it is yeah it's gotta be obvious right okay you probably wondering Connor why did you sniff that Bell listen it looks and feels real nasty like grown man struggles to put bailed on let's go I look voice I Zen it Suzanne it suits and it suits and it's Google hey Cortana we're thing about this character redesigned vicinities looks rather fitting and I'm not just saying that because I'm lazy and she the first thing I did I think this is a good luck want to see how fast I am didn't even see me move baby didn't even see me didn't even singing or not even for a second B this feels like I've gone to a kindergarten and like stolen a kid's uniform and now I'm going to unleash my final form [Music] rednecks and it's good like you've said it to Joe exotic from Tiger King imma kill that demon [ __ ] cheep-cheep and kill her husband name Kings would you think out of ten if it were Tiger king I would have given it a 10 that's that's kind of askin but it's not higher King I haven't seen demon slayers I'll give it like a 4 hasn't seen anime of the year no I'm starting to sweat I was gonna say Rod Stewart was like the king of mullets back in the day I haven't put up the picture of Rod Stewart with a disgusting mouth Evan you've seen more footage of my body than any man has ever had to sit witness I just want to know how that feels do you know what do you know what this is this I like this this time can we please shame Evan for not watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure right forget the rest of this on them not God why is it being held together by Velcro I feel like mistakes were made my thighs are too large and in charge my goodness gracious oh no virgin killer sweater but man Leah I dig this thing though I won't lie I kind of liked it looks tiny oh I'm gonna sweat like I'm up for this holy like the star of a really terrible 80s at home man I really did it like a rejected 80s rock star huh I look like my job is to go to children's birthday parties and tell them why they shouldn't do drugs because I'll end up like me I don't know if you could hear this but every single time I make a slight movement the whole costume creaks I sound like I'm wearing a condom you sound like a bag of condoms you look like the condoms you should do like your fan you look like you asked your mom to do a cosplay but she didn't know what the anime was so she just did this it looked like your mom had like a lot of like yellow well I for one like do so I'll give you a readout of 10 for me Oh goodbye dear I'm sure they'll be like this the rest of the video see you guys ano penis [Music] swing from Connors balls speaking about my balls this one's gonna kill ever since I discovered that you can get your own swimsuits customized and printed I've become obsessed I even tweeted out asking you guys to send me your suggestions of the most cursed things I could put on the swimsuit and someone did someone did indeed send me something so cursed that I it's the same thing boku no pico just replace with if you want to continue to see more cursed images like this please go to Twitter and send me your most cursed images to put on the swimsuit and I'll pick the most cursed and make the swimsuit okay big trip right it's the swimsuit episode of the anime your crush has just asked you out on a date writers and more importantly a swimming date you're gonna wear a swimsuit okay and then he rocks up right [ __ ] are we getting some tonight or what whether it's review on my right hand all right okay open your eyes boys dude you didn't even bother to tuck them in like that you cannot do that to Paul I mean you know that there's fangirls I like want to be in this room right now I mean I love it I'll give you a 9 foot did you purposely try to put his hand no no I'm just setting the image well then I'll give you an eight yeah there's nobody much I can say about it other than this is cursed and it shouldn't exist thank you for coming to my TED talk I will now take this swimsuit off I don't know why I'm like this I just I just love doing dumb [ __ ] no feel free to use that as you wish ever she's gotta make me say something well no I love evany though Oh Joey I didn't know that's how you felt bro I mean honestly because you said that here I'll do you a solid I'll just make sure that you say something really nice and really appropriate about Connor subscribe to any go oh I also have another swimsuit that I ordered which put on now for you guys super says I don't really have much to say other than this really hurts my walls if you want to watch how the yaoi audio book was made to one-hour documentary about how he made it don't click up there I don't know why I'm promoting stuff in the middle of this section I just thought why not I don't know why but I like the extreme wedgies that these give you what's wrong with me find out next time on wait I'm using the wrong mic 1 range why am i talking into this one I'm sorry this looks like a 4c I selected XL I've no idea what this is can you guess what this is based off this well this is a small scotch I thought you made buttons right bro could hood velcro like scratched me what is this oh okay hehe I'm a cute little schoolgirl have you guessed who it is yet if you haven't I'm disappointed you know this doesn't feel hot baths though this feels like a good little little cardigan ok buttons don't seem too gross that's nice oh that's tight come on buddy get in there I'm crazy blood I know it's always bad right I know all cosplays are always bad but why does this just one look so sad it's like the most you've tried thing ever it's like the golden star meme it's like you did dude Connor here you go I mean it's good right right right I didn't know literally nothing about that is good are you [ __ ] blind oh god I can't stand her in the enemy am I the only one who thinks that like she's not cute but like I don't really see the hype about her I think Kira Baku is the people that we should be caring about sorry I was just imagining what that goo tasted like I'm coming close to my alright feel free to open your eyes and feast wait I forgot the wig yeah yeah I'm Oliver time let me get the mullet but god damn [ __ ] Carroll asked if I could keep the animes but like if you think about it George thought it is just like toga I'm a redneck you look like a bulky character you look like the like the wall strongest like high school girl without the mullet I would give you like seven the mall that stays on during bad guys the mullet stays on in bed all right I'm pretty done with this moving on to the next one Wow look at this this is like the most pathetic material I've ever seen this is like a repurposed curtain don't give me you know I think the thing is right is that like what these cosplays you kind of get a good enough replication of the cosplay you you don't really get like one for one but like it's way harder to make it yourself so I get it you know it's fine if it looks kind of because it's way better than trying to do it on your own and normally way cheaper Lord knows like buying the materials alone in the West is like way more expensive than buying it from China I'm a little worried I genuinely don't know how I'm gonna get this off but I'm not a man afraid to try scary things [Applause] chocho a minute Marte yeah I was focusing on my face for some reason just know people must feel when they escaped from prison my god who knew I either do to stay in shape and Quarantine was just thank you don't camera man yes you saw Stan shape now we have less cosplays than I normally do I normally do like six full cosplays and then a swimsuit or something this time I only have five I'm sorry you can blame the world ending for that but Evan I wanted to treat you I know that you know I'm a little harsh to you sometimes making you sit through all of this footage of my gross Bobby but I thought I'd do something for you Evan laughing what this was you gotta look out the homies once in a while and open this [Music] now Evan my editor is obsessed with Hestia bomb how much bigger girls that Dondre does it call it a mediocre at best right Evan is obsessed with Hestia right I think she's a six out of ten waifu at best right she's just boobs no personality now we don't really we don't we don't really like that but evident you know he big dumb dumb he loves that so I thought that I would recreate his wife who for him hopefully in the attempt that uh he no longer needs to be wife is he can have the 3d version did you just insult my wife though did you just really stand there and insult my wife oh I have to come back you're talking noticing is gonna whack your customers are trash and then the edits are making a splash it's hard for me to own a beat and have to watch a man fall but you look kinda scrawny I can pray kill it me drop the ball dissing my waifu I'm about to end your life ooh go back to work this drive-through what I say next will be end of you half your best ideas come from my gigantic noggin your wife lose REM bro she's 17 let's commit you know what I should just calm that but I just think that you're just really jealous of Hestia and I think the fact is that you're just jealous that you don't have tips if anything you're all asked no personality not that I look at your ass I mean I kind of have to for this video you got the white it's been a very long time since I've watched this show I just kind of thought it was okay like it was a decent show season 2 is pretty bad there Evan you gotta admit brother come on I don't call you brother I don't have the rights to say that every is desk right outside is chopped again breast Joe how do you buddy put this in is it like this show Tomas a hold on a second one get this in calm yourself buddy it's me you're watching oh no that looks very tangled how do I undo that set aside [ __ ] either your queen in town why do I look like the My Chemical Romance Hestia your eyes closed all right feel free to open your eyes voice ill you is that what you say to a fine maiden in front of you a key I've seen your house deer calls play a key I know this is much better than what why are you looking like that Ikey huh what what do you think it's the best one yet yeah I'd say yeah it's definitely the best one yeah it's like the right amount of short to like it's good it's like the right amount of crack Eddie I'll probably give it maybe seven I've seen like Hestia in like the room just over old you like that look let's try to do this where we give it out of 10 yeah no I look I look pretty say good baby I actually do think this is a very good costume or all jokes aside I like the wig a lot and I like these two ponytails better but let me know down below which cosplay was your favorite in this episode I'm going to take this ah please do let me know in the comments down below which cosplay was your favorite I know which one's was Evans please follow me on Twitter and give me suggestions for more cosplayers you want to see I normally pick from shows that I really like or animes I'm a big fan of or if I have a reason to do it like Hestia we were I have watched the anime I just wanted without further ado there's nothing left for me to do today so if you did enjoyed that video don't forget to hit the subscribe button the like button to the notifications Belon comment down below about how amazing this video is and don't forget to share it with all your friends so they can question your tastes in entertainment and if you would like to help support channel you can have like a ban go to patreon all that blah fun stuff anyway until like you know like the next episode cuz I I really like doing this 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Channel: CDawgVA

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Keywords: How Not To Pick Up A Girl In A Dungeon, CDawgVA, Cosplay, Cosplaying, Cosplayer, Cheap Chinese Cosplay, funny, funny cosplay, cheap cosplay, budget cosplay, Funny cosplayer, CDawg, Akidearest, cdawg, anime, manga, Kermit, JoJo, JoJo's Giorna Giovana, Dio, Dio Brando, Ze Warudo, JoJo Memes, JoJo Cosplay, Hestia, TheAnimeMan, Joey The Anime Man, Swimsuit, Demon Slayer, Zenitsu

Id: 7Guha256_Gg

Length: 18min 39sec (1119 seconds)

Published: Tue May 12 2020