I'm a Maniac Cop That Ignores Laws and Terrifies Citizens - Police Simulator Patrol Duty 18

hey there's Josh welcome back to let's game it out today we're playing police simulator patrol duty that badge I'm gonna take this all sorts of seriously in my new career as a cop do I want to be Rachel Stiles or Phil Jones it's really a decision if we want to do arms in the back or arms in the front now let's go arms in the front I guess yeah another day being the precinct sourpuss dispatch what's your 20 on your hands in relation to the keys do I have I don't like fold my arms again okay let's never ever do that again hello I am an alien species watch as I smile realistically since my computer Phil Jones cadet day one assignment traffic checkpoint find any driver driving over the speed limit also test drivers for alcohol ingestion now look I know there's a lot of tools that they say I require but I'm pretty sure the only two I need in there is pepper spray and taser damn this is well lit precinct damn do I have a human swagger please captain captain do you realize the one word you shouldn't have said in that sentence the way I play every game is about could not should I'm glad that agent 47 is settled down to become the armor sergeant dork reporting for duty let's see what do we got here wait can I use these indoors well let's try to use this and wow that was fast you lost all your conduct and got dishonorably discharged the city does not tolerate ruthless cops we'll see about that right Phillip Jay Jay no screwing around this time everything changed well I guess this time we're gonna go check out this suspect blah blah drug traffickers in the area pepper spray taser okay good everything's gonna be fine what else do I have in here frisk huh I gotta frisk you yeah that's exactly what I meant I wanted you to go up to that guy and then feel yourself up was that little smile he feels himself lady touches his buns and he's like mm-hmm can I just shoot this out in the open though okay sweet let's get to that drug deal or whatever no need for the vehicle hello sir hello hold on pull over do you know why I pulled you over I want to search the trunk please yes that's what Yolanda would say when a police officer runs at the precinct demands to open the trunk of her car around not seeing much in here I found a baseball bat in a briefcase did I take those items okay well all the things look to be in order have a ticket no other choice wait she didn't fight me on that one at all that was just it can I pull over again hey hey I'm trying to pull you over pull over the vehicle right now do you remember me it won't let me issue another ticket well then I guess we have no choice but to arrest thanks guys I'll let you take it from here I already feel all the good I'm doing here pulling over that innocent woman who's just looking around what whoa oh my god did you see that the flash is that you by the flash which one of these vehicles is mine can I just take what I want no not the passenger seat dummy everybody move I have a place to go now why are you running what are you running from can't believe this is our exit gonna take a quick shortcut here no no I'm not oh hell yeah look at this store euros never give okay okay I get it now out of the way everybody official police business oh here we are found it easy easy don't hurt them gentlemen you wait here watch how a real officer does it whoo yeah oops I may have pepper spray woman oh no damn this game's zero-tolerance policy let's just do some traffic duty I think I'm pretty good at that basically cars light up and I can just hit e to tell them to pull over with my telekinesis step out of the vehicle lady that's not how you wear a seat belt you meet any worse because I can always make it worse also call for a tow truck wow you to walk like models whoa trying to fool this guy into doing some stuff but it turns out he's above all that okay so all we need to do find cars that are badly parked well that's definitely badly parked we have you really for a second did you think you're gonna fit there I'm gonna have to see some ID that was unacceptable that move that you were about to pull okay stop honking stop stop lady you're lucky all my buttons are [ __ ] up and I can't actually do anything look at this thing this says parking ticket written all over it well you don't need to tell me twice no no no no I think I pushed you to have him start talking to someone but he can't figure out how to get there so this guy's drunk ass is just gonna keep walking back and forth forever boy they don't make this easy do they okay your chair let's pick a new mission you all suspect IDs huh drug traffickers located wandering around Grand Park white adult male wearing a black tank top and red jeans the hole cut red hair I don't need to read the rest of these people just look for that one person and taze them how did these people take this picture did they just screenshot their camera view all right let's do this look we need people see the woo-woos you move out of the way right oh all right let's see we got to find the right person so look for the redhead with the bowl cut so far so good oh wait watch out watch this we'll be fine right for some reason I don't have a front windshield we're just gonna Ford the river it's not a body over there I'm a-comin oh that's just a branch that really looked like a dead body didn't it I mean that's where I would leave a dead body anyway where were we you know I'm starting to think this lake is all for show where's that guy with the ball cut the moment I see him we all know what's gonna happen - I think this is him all right tazer time all come on that was totally him luckily I'm no stranger to how this goes now door calf had acquired let's go before I leave pepper spray into the coffee and definitely in the police captain smug glad he's cool with this you know the people in this precinct have a crazy way of typing those other people don't type at all and this guy types too passionately and now to strut out and go get arrested I mean arrest someone okay let's get to the park move all right that's it I was just trying to get to the park and look what you did now yeah just go back that way are you guys doing a little dance now the important part is when I wave I still have that horrible smile that's enough hammering out of you I need you to pull over please she's like seriously was i doing oh right I was going to the park it's so easy to get distracted and just start arresting people the hell is this bull cut dude red pants close enough you want to just okay well have it your way I'm always up for a good chase well you're gonna make me do this you're gonna make sure you're ready to listen now right I'm just switching the pepper spray so let me get this straight if they run I can literally sit here and just do this all day and then when I get tired of that fun I can switch over to the Taser and continue what I was doing all right well I think we have no choice where's the closest entrance all right lady let's keep going well I don't know what time it is but I've been on my shift for six hours 30 minutes slowly cooks keeps women over to the lake by way of pepper spray into her back i just love to imagine the voice actors just like all right here's your direction sound like you're getting sprayed by pepper spray it hurts like a lot a lot there we go there we go you just stay right here okay and just to show you I mean no hard feelings have a little pepper spray at the very end here my shifts over so I kind of forgot what I came out here to do but uh oh come on zero percent really I mean I realize I didn't solve the crime or anything but I did chase that perpetrator down his head go back to the precinct and write my report dear diary the day I went to the park looking for a redhead with a bowl cut an innocent woman died in the lake of unknown causes no investigation necessary speaking of no investigations no need to investigate this cop car okay it was like that when I got here out of the way everybody rogue cop on the loose conduct five percent what is it time for another mission okay well let's try this traffic checkpoint business when do I get a gun I mean clearly I've earned it dude why are you running this way come on ah someone fix the old vehicle for me feel like this is a mission where I don't get to whoops wasn't paying attention I was uh I was I wasn't texting I was texting but I feel like this isn't a mission where I get to use my taser but I'm holding out hope oh what's over here water eh tell me more yep let's um okay thanks at this point we have not actually done a mission successfully it is now day three we're gonna try this checkpoint crap again come on I see the guns in the back there come on man just like just like Oh God fine I'll prove it to you that I deserve a gun well I see the beach over there let's go all right this is where we know now lady I need you to watch out okay I can't afford to be running over any more innocent people so you just dance your way yeah okay that's good yeah just it's probably safer to just run yeah all you just run okay here's what being a police officer is all about hmm don't know if I think I got injured move move move aah what are y'all doing oh sorry excuse me let me give you the standard greeting waiting five high five lady oh my god this is so boring how do i how am I supposed to know if someone's going too fast so do I just stand out in traffic and this is how I know I stopped Yolanda it's you again all right we're gonna have to search the trunk again yeah a lot of nothing back here just kidding I found a briefcase with money it's this isn't a good look for any of us can we at least get you to run another direction Yolanda stuff you know arresting this person who's actually guilty we feel a lot better if I hadn't just been already arresting people well not my problem anymore she'll just wait right here while I leave this is the honor system after all I know I'm supposed to be doing like parking detail or whatever I'm finding it farmer here comes this dude wow that is some nice tandem sliding you're doing there oh my god I hope you have like a briefcase full of money like that other lady it always looks like nothing but I'm not fooled sometimes there's contraband back here oh really a briefcase full of drugs huh looks like someone's lucky today you're gonna want to stop running because I've got a Taser and I'm like really really really excited to use it how nice you two use crosswalks though okay stop I told you to stop seriously though why would you let me search your car Oh careful not to hit the citizen I like how this lady just walks by like yep it's just another day to the office bless the developers for making it so when you pepper spray someone they kind of move like a little bit because then we can do this kind of crazy stuff so Phil what did you do on your shift this time well I spent an hour and a half just pepper spraying one person also where do I get some of this pepper spray it has like nine million doses in it okay now right before you go off the edge we're gonna call you an ambulance don't worry ambulance is coming I'm sure they'll find you um I'm not sure what I was expecting but I'll just get you out there as far as I can go yeah just wait there and grip your eyes where's the ambulance I hear it I wait right here oh yeah hey guys yeah she's right down there you just need to uh guys are you guys having like a lover's quarrel what's happening here what the hell is y-yeah here just follow me she's right over aah okay let me go talk to what's her face again see what's up hey lady could you come to us cuz they don't want to uh what a shocker I fall into the water how come everyone's special but me well here we are in the precinct again okay I'm gonna try and keep my nose clean so we can get promoted I surmise that when we're no longer a cadet I think they'll trust me with lethal weapons I mean besides this car that I have been unable to master Oh oh my god what's happening what did I hit what am i doing what I was uh the hell did I do that oh yeah okay sweet okay we gotta mess with this a little bit okay if I just like inch up to this you see you see I feel like something suspicious is going on in this town okay I know I've said this one before but enough screwing around let's get out of cadet status I need a gun and I need it now oh no oh god what happened I just want to go do what helped it happens can I get back in please come on hope you people like this modern art we made it to the illustrious rank of officer the second that sounds like the kind of rank that deserves a pistol if you ask me hey hey man give me the gun oh hell yeah do I have unlimited ammo oh thank god I do first things first get this out of the way then get this out of the way then remind your boss who's boss slips oh wow I didn't realize you in the hood could really scrape up the side of the car like that look at all the like debris that flies off the car just like endless shards of metal now the only thing I need to find out if people run from me can I shoot them oh yeah now we're talking you got a crack pipe Hey hold still hold still I think that's him oh yeah I'm gonna go with yes and that I shouldn't have been shooting out in the open like that well that's all I really think I needed to see I hope you had fun I know I did stay tuned and I'll see you next time [Music]

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Id: KeM7mGANpEE

Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 23 2019