i completed this 9999% impossible anti-gravity bottle flip challenge

all right we're checking out the only game where gravity is meaningless to the god of holes it's happy wheels well i guess it was only a matter of time before someone made what is effectively an inverse bottle flip i can already tell this is going to be a monstrous pain in my ass just want to mention today's eatery is sponsored by raycon but since talking about it would be boring i'm going to be smashing the raycons through a cinder block with a sledgehammer more on that later mlg son it was only a matter of time before the mlg demon came out to say hi i was almost not human i love not being human it's like one of the one things i'm good at huh hey yiddis maximus you wanna know how it doesn't matter great amlg twice damn it oh my god i got the hell i got two house i'm like halfway to the 99 999 billion percent impossible but it needs to be standing up i'm not gonna count this one unless i get it standing up and i'm not giving up until i get it i appreciate now that i have three bottle flips in the how area okay there's yetis maximus standing up finally all right come on baby it is important to remember every man dies but not every man truly eats oh come on it's like almost there it's just the sideways impossible all right all right i'll get it the right way [Music] what the hell i've won sort of oh my god yes oh god wow it's exciting what the hell is this what does this even count as that's what i'm talking about ah a fall level i've never had to fall through watermelons before this is exciting all right just kind of snake my way through the watermelon colon ow got real alcoholism now i literally have to bury myself in alcohol get out of the way i never thought i'd be throwing beers and yearly beat and through the mustard and through the balls more alcohol ow you seriously had to put the boombox on this side you bastard there we go got it this is called the warped wall what you have to do is go down this and you have to somehow get to hell over there the question is can i just go this way and have something magical happen yes and by magical i mean i had a sword go through my brain and come out of my ass okay obviously you need some extra speed here i lost an arm and a leg that's nice that's okay though those are just weaknesses okay i could have kept my head i'm not gonna lie it's almost real pain in my ass okay new plan and okay one two three three i can't grab up freaking lip you know how i like to cheat you bastards okay no i was almost there part of me wonders if this level was meant to be impossible it's all about timing and my son exploding oh all right kid you know what you're screwing me up here get out of here okay getting rid of the child was the right answer i just gotta get oh no my arms oh you bastard man the creator of this board really thought of everything damn it my son made it up there i never thought something so simple would be so unbelievably annoying no i literally cannot tell you how many times oh god thank you god welcome to oh crap damn it the impossible rope swing okay all right little yeti flip and down here don't know how it's impossible quite yet we'll find out and onto the glorious pastel conveyor belt very nice and down here into the yeezy mobile okay enter the box oh okay here watch all you gotta do okay do a little bit of this and this hair and yeah crap well i tried to make that sound like it was going to be easy yep that was the most acrobatic nixon ing i've ever done in my entire life this is called grey's glass break and it says i will not pass you are correct i will instead oh my god okay maybe i'll try and pass instead all right so it says that this is impossible pretty good pretty good start well tom hardy's like can you get your ass out of my face no son i can't i'm dead okay let's try and do that without dying immediately this is a real pain in my ass level this glass is incredibly difficult all right got through medium hard very hard what the hell what the hell impossible has like a wall around it how the hell am i supposed to get past it i don't care how impossible it may appear i'm not giving up prepare your school counseling tom hardy because we're about to experience crazy trauma that wasn't that bad actually i didn't think that you could go through the wall but you told it again it is kind of worrisome that the glass is vibrating very violently i'm sure everything will be just fine i still have my helmet on after all [Music] okay considering how stabby the glass is and how it just projectile vomits when i hit it while it's spinning it's like having a bunch of lawn darts fly at you at late speed i don't like it ah you son of a [ __ ] these are my raycon earbuds this is the 10 pound sledgehammer that i'm going to use to beat my rakon earbuds into a cinder block you know who loves raycon ear buds mike tyson you know who's never beaten his raycon earbuds with a 10-pound sledgehammer it's also mike tyson raycons are great because i can wear them all day without my ears feeling like they want to kill me afterward i use them to listen to youtube videos so i can learn how to fix my toilet because the goddamn thing keeps breaking there's tons of options and colors so hopefully they show up when they miraculously fall on top of a cinder block and while they have premium audio quality at half the price there's still a 45 day return policy okay let's return him to the afterlife by beating with the sledgehammer imagine this raycons have six hours of play time so you've been breaking cinder blocks for a while when all of a sudden your recons fall on the cinder block oh no you take a full powered swing raycon sun see this is why having all the colors is so valuable i found them they're fine if you want to pick up your own rate cons check the link in the description below at buy ratecon dot com slash gray still plays you get 15 off thanks for sponsoring my crazy ass recon i got touched one time by glass and i immediately died if you say i shall not pass i'm not stopping until i pass oh sorry tom you just rest there buddy okay what's left of you just rest there actually i have an idea tom i'm gonna need your body to stay inside of the car seat all right here's the plan tom you're gonna scout ahead ready watch this ready oh god what the hell oh the glass it's like he's seeking my face i'm still alive i have to be very very careful with this glass this glass is possessed by the devil the hell is that a bunch of alcohol bottles i'm very very concerned about this okay got it nice ah are these like violent alcohol bottles or oh oh i don't actually want them to touch my head because i'm afraid my head will just explode huh losing my arms was like the best thing i could have done because i can limbo way back all right what else you got for me what the hell is this [Music] oh success that was very limp glass bridge i'm very concerned this is literally called gray will suffer and the description is like he will the hell uh am i allowed to go through here okay you can i can do this this is no problem at all [Music] uh yeah i can still make this work hey all right let's see what the actual board looks like all right uh this seems slightly unfair aha an invisible wall still can't stop me welcome to battle run extreme it's said to be incredibly hard well there's no way out so i guess i'm doing it regardless of whatever okay seems pretty bodily so far my son just exploded oh my god tried to get me with the van did you this is simply called don't die it says prove to your son that you're a good father by riding for 30 seconds without dying i'll piss what the hell am i riding on it's like a moss covered piece of fecal material okay i kind of got the pattern now oh yeah oh no okay i was wrong hey there this is a lot harder than i had thought it would be okay here we go oh yeah now we're doing good now okay i'll go slightly this way i'll go back this way no okay i'm starting to hate gigantic organic meatballs jesus okay my like missing something here oh here we go yeah oh no this level is inhumane oh my son okay maybe if i just bounce the whole way maybe that's the key oh i'm still here i'm gonna survive my son isn't but it just said i have to prove that i'm the king not my kid no no no no no no give it my 30 seconds no i'm starting to wish flat earth was real because it would be a lot easier for me to bicycle on if it wasn't round okay oh yeah oh yeah oh no oh no i lost my helmet that spells disaster for my son apparently you know what arms kind of were screwing me up nothing but a hindrance piss kind of wish i had him now this level is insane this level is truly insane no no no yes yet no no i don't think i've made it past 10 seconds okay this is definitely my best run so far oh no i shouldn't have said anything oh i'm just gonna bite onto it damn it god does it level from hell because the physics doesn't make any sense it's like there's some kind of extra force on my character okay this is okay the key is to somehow stay in the one o'clock position if you get to like 11 or 2 you're basically screwed right about nope see now i'm screwed okay you can kind of use your sun as a stop gap though that's pretty good okay yeah yeah yeah yeah perfect perfect yeah yeah use your sun use your sound good good perfect nice no no no no no that's too much just too much this is legitimately harder than some of the spike falls that i've done where i had to fall in like a one inch area all right son i need you to stay alive man you're basically like the one thing that's allowing me to continue to be on this mountain oh yeah oh this is the best one yet no yes oh i almost didn't make it i'm the best son all you had to give up was your childhood and a leg this is the nine nine nine it's just a lot of nines spike fall ow for grace still plays i'm also completely deaf now almost made it on the first try yeah my leg i got it all right noob okay god pro clown grace still plays alcohol what am i doing i need to check okay i was just making sure there's nothing there you never know oh this looks strong never mind now this one straight up called impossible spike fall first things first though can i cheat it no all right let's see what's so impossible about it got bought first okay never mind okay so it curves it is a curving spike fall what the hell all i did was lose my legs that was amazing welcome to the fall to glory okay how bad is how bad is glory here okay got a couple of jet falls into a eater over here and then a heater upward so i have to fall upward now this is new and exciting ow no big deal got a couple of crossbows going straight for the scrote as they often do much smaller balls now these are like atrophied balls if you will go down the side back to the bigger balls and i got the pointy things going up my ass this is bad come on yes ow lost the legs still in one piece i almost beat it with all fours welcome to a jet run but first we have to check out daycare if i can get to daycare it's a very very oh i was gonna say it's a very s shouldn't went to daycare all right jet run oh my god it's a jet run and now there's gonna be swords so i can't even jump over them all right well this is going to be a pain in my ass [Music] come on come on yes no this level i begin to wonder if it was made to be impossible i'll never give up i'll never give up ouch yes holy crap welcome oh hold on before oh my god i was gonna say let me check over here there's nothing there welcome to a bottle run oh my god yay only my front teeth won i don't know what the hell happened but i won welcome to the 9999999 billion percent freeze wall apparently i'm doing this alone noob let's say you're my dad i mean i guess i could be yate got uncle lee obama's in here oh crap uh yeah i could still do this still alive there we go and now god oh are you serious god just instantly freezes hey bruce lee obama i need my arms otherwise there's no way to get past god son i was gonna say help me but all you did was watch as my head exploded okay this freeze wall uh may be impossible we don't need arms where we're going okay and then god ah i can do this i've got to release the bicycle though i will never give up especially if the level says that it's impossible well i achieve victory by sacrificing the thing most important to me my bike oh and my son anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels so next time stay foxy mudslip

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Id: xV1GzZTq9Eg

Length: 16min 13sec (973 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 22 2021