i completed this physics defying bottle throw and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where you get to kick balls and celebrate masochistmas it's happy wheels this is new and exciting it's not a bottle flip it's a ball kick there's so much here that i want to get god being one of them but i have to do a grace still plays at this point i got the alcoholism so delicious you know what i have balls now literally i i put it in the balls and the edeli hey great there's nothing like pooping strawberry jam on a katana oh i got two blue balls and great this was a great idea oh i was almost in god damn it alright pro i'm getting this whole line filled up over here we wish you a massachusetts miss we wish you a massachusetts miss i have no idea how the hell i'm supposed to get the grace still wins i oh my god it's danny d why why what the hell why is your uh why is there a hobo attacking get out of the way i've got stuff to do jesus there's balls everywhere all right let's see here uh i got something in god i'm not really sure what it is it kind of looks like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich oh my god what the hell i just got maximus penetraticus mlg son oh yeah i got yetis uh i got joe it's like the most average name for a winner alcohol yes oh that's what all the good boys and girls get their presents which is mostly just liver disease i can't give up until i get god oh i did it grace still wins yeah oh my god [Music] yes oh my god [ __ ] the how right down the middle too without even a bounce that's what i'm talking about [Music] great first bottle and all i can get is half off the yeat sale i appreciate that not only are we just putting more stuff in or to block me to get the area but there's also other instances of happy wheels games in the middle of the bottle flip how hard is it to get a bottle into the spike fall [Music] oh my god okay that was not what i wanted to do on my first shot hey super ye yay oh that's perfect oh oh you gotta be kidding me why ah get up there oh this is weird i'm like in this odd yeet pocket here looks like a hot pocket but less fulfilling oh oh yes juggle juggle into the heat hole juggle into the evil come on baby push push it but it sounds like it sounds like a pregnancy or something like that get over to the damn needle yes great it's like it's like halfway into the heat hole it's not getting all the way [Music] you can't kill me holy [ __ ] i got the legend i also got the no with so many bottles you can't even see the word anymore wow oh i got the 8 plus it's like an average heat but with more yeet filling oh hey i've penetrated the eat colon finally the yeat reaper there we go a full bottle in the heat demon i've wanted that for so long this is called the gray still plays spike run 99 impossible the only thing in the description is bane hi if you are gray still plays once you pass the green line you have to go the max block like for 130 spike things don't worry about the red background okay all right oh yeah oh wow a quarter of the way there i didn't even make it a quarter of the way there oh my gosh oh this this is this is gonna be a treat all right me little tom hardy oh oh oh oh epic juggle epic juggle look at it look at the skill oh i made it to halfway i lost my helmet that ain't good oh oh my son oh god oh no what's the hell of a challenge all right kid get over there and protect your dad okay okay okay out come on i can do this no joke just getting out of the starting area is kind of tough i can get to the three-fourths area pretty routinely now go go oh my god that's what i'm talking about baby this is called the gray still plays 99 point a lot of nines impossible so i'm guessing the ceiling is fake oh it is yep here we go see there's nothing back here huh bullsh what is this oh god i'm still alive [Laughter] oh i won my torso made it enough of my torso made it to help me win sweet baby jesus yes right now i guess there's an actual level here which we have to do if you made it here then you found a way but it's still impossible okay oh god oh god and yeah okay i can see why this part may be 99 okay between all the mines and everything ah i'm still alive oh god oh epic dodge ow damn you there has to be a way ah come on take me over take me over yeah i was gonna say if i use the harpoon to lead the horse to water it'll work just fine all righty oh yes this is a difficult one a little bit of a jet run here and then a full jump nice flip and off here my son is still alive that means i'm a good father then we're going to go ahead and get blasted upward my son has lost a couple of limbs but he can still probably okay now he's got i was gonna say he could probably tell judge why i'm a terrible father this is a harpoon run the creator said they can't beat it okay i think i know why i'm almost there i am almost there they call me challengey challenge lord i'm still alive oh no i'm not okay here and then flip this way full flip got it how about that this is called the zero g harpoon run no or i guess yes oh never mind okay guess we're doing the zero g harpoon run let's do this uh what the hell uh save replay if you get here i mean i got there just in pieces okay oh i'm still alive that's good ow i can beat this hold on and eat now damn it yeah i got it i was gonna say if i eat off my bike at just the right time i can get to the finish line i needed my muted this is called jet run plus glass break oh you actually get to choose which one you want to do i like how the sword wall slowly comes down after you make your choice like going into the cage or the wwe or something all right must be easy [Music] first run on the jet run and i had a jet go up my balls and kill me great man easy isn't that easy okay medium hard or impossible even worse oh that's not that bad oh what what the hell hold on did a did a rocket just come back and break my leg it literally looks like my son is pooping fire whatever this is gonna be a pain in my ass isn't it that's all right though i'm gonna rest my spine on this nice rocket it's so soft the very annoying jet run you've created my plan here you know what let's not worry about my plan god i'm not even sure i want to get to the glass break no i'm still alive ha ha my arms are held on by twizzlers but nope never mind my arms are gone come on baby yeah yeah what else you got for me thanks for playing i hope you enjoyed you're not going to kill me in the last second are you yay now for the glass break i appreciate that it gave me like a soft landing area so i didn't have to destroy my balls all right so far so good uh-huh oh yeah oh we rolling through here i haven't even gotten stabbed in the face yet this is monumental and the great trains coming through baby boom bam bang no problem full flip this is called jet wall impossible if you want to play a mini game break the glass and go warning so hard okay all right let's see what you got down here for me oh an easy win yay all right let's see how the impossible jet wall is noob meh okay you are god well this could get unfair quickly no man i lost my helmet anytime i lose my helmet i get very sad oh you are good i thought it said you are god i will not die please stop you're a legend you're damn right with no arms there's no way i can fail huh not matter words you're now at the god well no my head there's a long jet wall okay this jet wall is no joke i don't care what it takes oh no okay i'm starting to care what it takes my helmet come on baby i have to get through all the colors of the rainbow please let this end come on i can do this i can do this the god wall yes i got to the god wall oh my god that was fast right four more break the glass for a boss fight yay i actually wanted to see what was down here it's a grab the rocket game all right enter the hole crap okay go down the hole and grab the rocket [Music] [ __ ] there goes the rocket okay i can still grab this other rocket never mind god just grab the rocket maybe more annoying than a freaking jet wall all right fall down here nice and slow so i can actually grab the rocket and boom okay forward grab the rocket hell yes yes yes got it oh hey i'm high-fiving the rocket that's cool this is called the gray still plays mega bottle wall 4. there's so much crap here i don't even know what to say oh boy well since there's a thing down here oh i cheated the entire board [Music] oh my god i don't know how i won but i don't care okay now let's try the rest of the bottle right here oh it's a jet run okay that wasn't so bad oh okay so jet run it's a van fall oh oh oh my god i made it out i just got hit by a tire uh i don't know how to get past this van now though oh god oh i just lost my helmet this is bad i'm not gonna lie there's a pain in the ass but i have plans i like that this is specifically called you're like ultra fast but the way to beat it is to go ultra slow okay wait for all these to fall there we go a few seconds later oh god i would paint my ass full flip the yoga my dad does is legendary all right push this away with the incredible ab muscles now i need this oh my god oh come on man all right rocket we're doing this the other way bring me to victory okay dodge the gigantic wheel that oh god it's okay i'm not going to give up i'll never give up hey tyre can you do me a favor in gtfo i'm trying to do this i don't think you understand what i'm prepared to do in order to beat a board i will hit this goddamn van with my head to the finish line brain damage is a small price to pay for victory i'm serious i'll headbutt this thing to the end thank god i still have my helmet okay i've almost headbutted the van over to an end part no oh one of my arms oh no for the love of god dad don't you dare give up you've got one arm left i have to make sure that this arm lasts i've only got like 20 feet left galloway other arm you failed the test of strength you're dead to me only your brother left arm will be in the will from now on how many people have you seen in happy wheels push an entire van across a board using only their head go off the ledge go off the ledge go this bicycle helmet is my son now oh yes oh my god well i claimed victory at the cost of what few iq points i had left family folks hoping for this episode of happy wheels till next time stay foxy much love

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Id: eEino1tW7f0

Length: 15min 34sec (934 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 09 2021