i tried the impossible bottle flip challenge and this happened

all right so we're checking out the only game where you can take sports to unrealistic extremes it's happy wheels can you dunk the ball without getting your legs ripped off hell yeah well all right maybe i only lost one leg technically considering my guy just dunked a ball for like 18 quarts away i feel like his salary is more than enough for me to tell him to get up and walk it off i always like a good bottle flip i like how at this point in bottle flipped them there's not even words anymore there's just a bunch of a's and then an ellipsis what do you get when you hit the ellipsis let's find out oh never mind i almost got mlg this does not feel like i won mlg damn it no not this i think i have a way to protect myself from the falling blades all right gotta get that mlg okay got the ellipsis what a bunch of crap it's all just knives suck it game oh i got the wow oh it didn't kill me i got the well done and it didn't kill me i got the i didn't get shot there [Music] i took the chair with me i'm not stopping until i get the mlg community mlg yeah yes i wasn't actually sure what was better the mlg or the best so i got both supposedly this board teaches you how to be a ninja no god oh god oh all right now we're starting to get there i think you're supposed to take out all of the infidels here okay my ninja skills are failing me slightly because i have a shard of glass protruding out of my spine it's okay though this a ninja doesn't let this stop him yeah all the way [Music] i'm so happy that spears were waiting for me before i hit the ground you bastard game oh all the brains are finally coming down now we're gonna win this i don't care what it takes there it is you just need a rhythm now i just have to make sure that all of the richard nixon's fall without me perfect i know it looks like i got stabbed by the spears i'm just resting on them it's like acupuncture acupuncture being taken to unrealistic extremes all right this is supposed to be the most dammit what i was gonna say is this is supposed to be the most extreme bottle run there is it says children hold you back but i think little tom hardy might actually still be alive hey buddy you want to get back on the bike here oh ow he's fine it's um it's just nap time battle run extreme go [Music] oh i screwed that up bad all right let's i want to keep him alive yes well what i said keep him alive i guess i lied no it's so long i know i know that's what she said work my son just got killed by a freaking ketchup bottle oh well maybe i can give up a couple of arms and that'll relieve some of the weight [Music] my torso has made it like halfway through the bottle run this is truly the most extreme bottle run most extreme totally made it now it may just be me but it kind of looked like my son's top torso was missing and like so was most of mine okay so just like we took bottle runs to unrealistic extremes this is supposedly like the most extreme harpoon run now what i like to do here is get the most amount of space right about like that all right kids if you don't complain about all the harpoons we'll go for ice cream afterwards let's rock baby okay this harpoon run is um it's pretty bad that's fine i'm not gonna let lightspeed harpoons defeat me we're doing it we're doing it i feel like approaching this with the children in the front and the back is what effectively allowed her to complete this challenge [Music] i have to mention something real quick i just played a bottle flip level and my arm was the thing that got the hardest part of the bottle flip this is it the very first father and son together ball fall we both must survive although little tom hardy has already lost both of his arms but it'll be okay it's still okay don't worry tom i told you we would get here together i just didn't say which part of you would get here with me this is just called rainbow stairs it doesn't seem that problematic all we have to do is just bicycle down these stairs okay things are starting well that that went to 11 very quickly hey tom are those your intestines are mine oh all right see ya okay so this level is um a little bit more deadly than i had previously anticipated it's okay though we can do this we can do this okay i can do this i can do this alone i just lost most of my arms anytime i see a level just called geet i have to play it this level was called yate okay supposedly this is the most extreme baby launch this is part of teaching your child how to never give up go young man ah i mean he won i'm very impressed with this this says that it's a reverse spike fall you have to propel your body using the mines all right hold on let me okay there we go oh so close come on my pogo stick made it on the top i just did the impossible pogo stick bottle flip challenge all right this time we're gonna get it don't lean too far don't lean too far come on just lightly touch it that actually sounded pretty bad come on [Music] i'm not gonna lie that was much more difficult than the normal falling spike jumps okay supposedly this is a board that allows you to experience death about 5 000 different times during the course of its completion oh my god all you have to do is just sit there and watch it happen as you almost die five thousand times you must rate five to unlock you shut your mouth all right still got it still a wood piece [Music] until one of the moons of saturn lands on top of you this is called the netherlands i like how at this point we're just turning places into boards is very hard i can't pass my level how bad can it be i passed your level what was supposed to happen here hold on [Music] okay i get it so if you if you don't go quickly i you you instantaneously die i think that there's two ways to beat this though hold on here we go and then just we just gotta push the netherlands along here takes a little elbow grease hey we're not even jumping from the top rope anymore at this point we're jumping from what looks like a ladder that's centered around a black hole bam and there's the pin i will gladly give up a leg for the win now let me teabag this man it's more like i'm doing the worm on his body this is called the ultimate jump all you have to do is just jump correctly without getting your legs ripped off by the flying fan thing and your body blasted by some rockets doesn't seem that bad okay it's a lot worse than i thought i can do this all that happened was my head got ripped off my entire body was there that's a win okay maybe okay prepare your anuses for the most extreme rope swing there is well this is embarrassing i think i was supposed to land in between those two areas here but that's fine we can still win this just gotta kind of throw my body out hey got it i may have broken my neck there but it's all right i've got plenty more necks where those came from all right just kind of roll down the twisting testicles here do a little kick flip so that my body doesn't get ripped in half nice this is kind of like a spine alignment treatment okay there we are ah no problem okay matrix show me i was gonna say show me what you got but apparently it's got everything did i win rape 4 if the watermelon survived oh the watermelon survived i would have survived i just have to pull excalibur out of my balls is there a way to technically beat this why in the balls i i think i just caught almost every single weapon in my groin now that's how you be a man let me ask you something tom do you like legos he's like yeah daddy i like legos never mind i don't like legos anymore oh he might actually land there before i do i mean he did get down there i think all of his body got down there welcome to the first level where little tom hardy is the star all you have to do is survive the many threats that befall children all right land on this grab this here and then go to my mother come on i could i can still get there no my arm this is why you need to drink your milk if you don't the next thing you know your freaking arms are tearing off [Music] oh no maybe i should just stay in my car seat hey you know you're a happy wheels character when this is how your did my dad's head just go flying through the screen anyway you know you're a happy wheels character when this is how you go to school in the morning hello you will be playing as the dad and your son is what the hell this is the hobo apocalypse you must take out the evil hobos and make it home okay let me just go ahead and bike up this oh i was gonna say i didn't take out the hobo he was so distressed at my my son's being here that his brain exploded out of his skull that's right all right more hobo apocalypse oh gotta watch that sword there wouldn't want that to land on my son sir could you please take that butcher cleaver out of your ass and get out of the way i've got places to be i swear to god all right clearly the idea here is more speed there we go is that a hobo with this spear is he going to throw the spear or is it just sitting there apparently he's going to do yoga with the spear where does this go oh no nope nope no battle axe [Music] come on don't you skip leg day on me dad get your ass up there nice [Music] yay i like that in order to survive the hobo apocalypse all you need is soccer alcohol and tv this is called the meteor i think you understand why how are you supposed to survive this get off the damn pogo stick let go the pogo stick okay now get down low maybe it'll just take my ass out okay maybe i can use the pogo stick for defense [Music] got it mow the lawn seems simple enough is the lawn made out of people the reason i ask is because often the lawn is made out of people indeed the lawn is made out of people dad wanna play catch dad yes tom catch oh hold on here we go yeah all the lawn is getting mowed today this is a gray still plays level it's called gray still plays die um i see why now anytime i go on a level and it turns my frame rate down to like 20 it's a good level oh this level's made to be impossible is it nothing's impossible in my world all you have to do is yoga your way to victory 100 possible my ass come on use the use the core baby and once again we learned that yoga is the answer to everything anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of happy wheels till next time stay foxy and much love

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Id: 2-GYsMXFhOQ

Length: 13min 10sec (790 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020