How is Twitter free? #78

what's up cuties ah we just hit 900k subscribers first of all thank you so much and secondly that means we're officially now in the home run to one Millsaps brah I feel sorry for the kids who are gonna study twenty20 in history this chapter is hefty no matter the size of your opponent's always give it your all don't worry little man you got this it's so good wait no amazing how Fortin I gave these guys careers and now they're absolutely killing it truly shows how much of an impact gaming has on lives I think Draco's ninja for his entire career women be like I have snacks in my purse I just want to lick it up and take a big bite divorce selfie of all the times to take a selfie this dude decides ah yeah I'm getting my divorce filed that's the perfect spot bro just been down to Tesco getting a sandwich and some crisps and a lot of the checkout asked if I wanted to go for a drink I told him I had a boyfriend I was flattered by couldn't he said no it's part of the meal deal you will never catch me in Tesco ever again Moon's freaking massive tonight what the Frick what is sari playing at why is sis standing on the stove hmm I must say this modeling image right here makes me really want to purchase some satin strappy mid heel sandals for $29.99 they've clearly passed a durability test here I mean if you could stand on your stove of them they're unstoppable doctors don't worry the x-ray is completely harmless doctors as soon as they turn the x-ray on glad the dog was up this morning to take my delivery in all right let's take a look at this so um you know how when you get a delivery sometimes he'll just like take a picture of it for evidence oh yeah here's the proof that the home he was taken in the package thank you sir who does my mom think she is Lowell solicitors mom takes him a selfie of herself saying you could post this on your social media for Mother's Day imagine you're just scrolling for your Instagram feed and then one of your homies posts a picture of their mom like your buddy isn't even in the photo it's literally just their mom selfie and you're like wait on the second what's going on my mom did the same thing and told me to crop my ass out this is my favorite I look scary drop your ass out I look good what a queen me letting my dad check my car to make sure the mechanic not trying to overcharge me for car issues next up the scale to eat start saying the game has been changed and some do message on Instagram with pretty much the most epic new strategy to gang a girl's snapchat check it out the tattoo on your leg looks good what tattoo that one and this guy sends a screenshot of one of her Instagram photos with his snapchat username written down her leg this is too smooth bro so yeah if you want to get someone to add you on snapchat you know what to do you can only learn things like this on Twitter nice to be honest one of my twitch subs bought me a freaking hot tub no way why am i a youtuber bro I should be on twitch fellas when are you gonna buy me something like this Paulie aged things and its target tweeting out saying there are no rules here how the target manager and Minneapolis walked into work this morning [Music] [Music] if we catch you guys on our turf again it's on say meanwhile in Miami and the foul is 2020 even real I've probably made this joke before but for once I actually mean it bro America is looking like a gta5 server right now kids in 2045 when they get to the 2020 chapter in the history class oh [Music] my god wait till they get to learning about tick-tock after all the crazy and awful things that have happened this year I'm telling you guys in many many years when they look back at the history books and check out 2020 all they're gonna care about tick-tock that will go down as the worst being offered to society Joe Biden has a new plan to attract young voters okay let me just check my Twitter DM so second hey you like what you see Xbox controller thanks Joe and then under this tweet I found a bunch of images which I think you guys would appreciate this is beautiful it really is thank you Joe for supporting an anime girl community means a lot message to all parents to check your kids Xbox messages I've just found out that our nine year old has been offering blokes straighteners outside little who's this you've been messaging you want to scrap outside little Carter why are you offering scraps online to be fair I did pretty much exactly the same thing when I was that age by are you really a 12 year old if the first time you hop on Xbox Live or PSN you don't just start talking trash to everybody why is Bros standing like that Ben jokingly flirting with this 48 year old woman at work she's just come over and slipped me this note of x I can text her when her husband's at work so here's this woman's number Oh sim for your a blah blah blah blah blah Sharon text me Monday 5:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday 5:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. Saturday 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. none on Sunday I get it she doesn't any text on Sunday because she knows that faintings finish up a new house with a free episode so doesn't want her toy boy coming over everybody knows Sunday's are for the enemy girls but realistically that just must be so all good as a joke this guy's flying with some middle-aged woman at work and her next V knows she's trying to offer him a little piece of the pie and pretty much saying oh yeah I'm gonna cheat on my husband with you buddy can you be that smooth that you just jokingly flirt with someone and next thing you know they're willing to commit adultery brah I can't even get single girls to talk to me the rails in venues wondering where everyone is [Music] I am officially scarred forever for the girls a dog party game dare takes your grandma asking if she's seen your bottle of Lube anywhere and they actually did this there hey Nana have you seen my bottle of Lube anywhere your what looks like this I don't see an orange kind but I do have a purple that I bought for myself matter what the Frick oh my god that really backfired breath but seriously sometimes I do wonder like what age do people get to before they just stopped having mm-hmm naughtiness naughty interactions you know like how old the people get and they're still hitting it oh god it's it's I don't want to think about it hmm easy shag wait what what kind of rug is this bro no I'm not your freaking judgmental rug Jeff Bezos when he sees liters at Amazon warehouse doorsteps [Music] [Music] this dude replies saying you guys ain't ready for me next up I have to appreciate this absolute champion here lilac star 11 this person has tagged me every day for the past 16 days in pictures of their coats and they say day one of tagging fainted side and pictures of my goats until their in-house twit the free day to day free day four day five a six day 7 day eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen yeah honestly I just feel this was so cute these goats oh you want to give him a hug so fluffy and yeah this is just so wholesome I had to include it hopefully you're watching us right now and your goats are next to you going yo dude that's me I mean how is Twitter free breath next up discord tweets are saying quicker the logout instructions unclear just pinged everyone anyways guys thank you so much for watching this video I really hope you did enjoy and once again I want to say thank you so much for nine hundred K subscribers wow dude that's so epic if you neons here tag me and funny tweets are faint it's sad and basically I post an episode of this series every single Sunday it's pretty awesome anyways have an absolute amazing day guys I see you on the next one much love needs [Music]

Channel: Fainted

Views: 269,837

Rating: 4.9670982 out of 5

Keywords: how is twitter free, funny tweets, funny, tweets, how is twitter free? #78, fainted

Id: HhfD5yx8Lr0

Length: 11min 2sec (662 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 01 2020