Hollow Knight Randomized: Colosseum of Goofs

isaac i can very clearly hear like the voice of this face in my head it's like [Laughter] i'm gonna do more hollow knight so we're back in the enemy anime randomizer so you may notice i have the massive chad male now the [ __ ] like eight foot long magnum dong nail we got some like cool areas ahead of us today oh that bee just became large these guys are gonna be my [ __ ] with this massive nail oh no oh no no straight away okay instantly today i didn't i haven't been streaming for five minutes and we got soft locked okay well god [ __ ] i'm gonna need to turn off the randomizer for this right does the randomizer have built-in noclip how do i get this so now i gotta go into options enemy randomizer cheat grapefruit's a cheater look at this i can pogo on the spikes outside but without breaking the glass that's some [ __ ] hormone [ __ ] wait what am i already at the soul master and is it a [ __ ] worm this is gonna be okay now i get to fight him for a bit this is not good oh he was one hit away brilliant oh dive oh yes and now i can yes i can get into so many places i got a [ __ ] ton of geo because i went to that farming room where i just had to like walk into the room and money would just fly into my pockets and i just spent like half an hour there i think i'm just like popping into existence as a different thing [Music] oh what the [ __ ] okay okay where the [ __ ] am i let me leave i can't i'm holding down i was holding down am i getting hurt okay oh wait [Music] okay well oh tiny tiny trader lord oh my god he's baby this man is literally oh my god he can bleep sleep in lizards do i dare to fight the tiny traitor lord he's going to take like a million hits because i'm not upgraded at all he's slightly less menacing stinger that's not a real word idiot seems to be unexplorable actually i think i might need the double jump to do that unharmed uh you know what i mean fluke arms right here i'm just gonna [ __ ] kill fluke marm real quick oh [ __ ] oh fluke marm is already dead because i killed a billion of it okay cool i got the fluke charm well that was an easy fight gotta say not a lot of challenge to that one oh oh excuse me that was pretty cool i love this this method of putting spikes in a pit very creative just like the ones they're just a mass of writhing bugs also i am in literal hell oh my god that went from zero to [ __ ] real fast oh this is just miserable oh i have i can't do anything i might need to go to crystal dick zone auto parts auto parts mmm the climb of the century holy [ __ ] i didn't think i was going to live that hoo that's what we call a who we moment zooey mama whoa oh what did i just do what did i just do i just did like a weird ass wall jump so [ __ ] sick wait wait you're kidding me okay there's a way to do it i was like is this gonna be the obstacle i can't overcome straight out of metroid little things like this are just a love letter to sick metroid art i gotta do the climb oh god oh god this is actually scary okay oh we're getting the god gamer plays today just sheer avoidance oh [ __ ] no i shouldn't have said that it's a bad that's a bad mojo thing to say i played twinkle twinkle little star on that man's head twink gold twinkle little star i suppose i can no maybe i can let me try again let me try again there you go sick [ __ ] music this is such a bad idea this is such a bad idea why am i doing this why why why i need to go back no yes he's talking about that coochie oh i could have done that i could have done [Music] no why can't i wall jump off that yes yes genius kajumbo hideous kojima those are distinctly non-bounceable where are all the enemies oh hello oh it's a massive oh it's a huge one jesus that was scary oh oh my god what an exquisitely flat [ __ ] little star how i wonder what you are way up in the sky so dick i don't know what the actual words okay big ass bug cool thank you for the big ass bug oh i gotta adjust my [ __ ] jumblies though still weirded out by the doctor touching them not really it's not really that bad just kind of like tap it with a little hammer and tell you to cough that's about it what they don't tap you they don't use the dickhammer on your dick what is that just my doctor wow those lads were just sitting there and i just ended it for them such a cool game again how many people made this [ __ ] like two are you kidding me here it is god what a sick looking site to get this oh man guys i really want this money but you're bowing so respectfully i'll i'll leave you be i need to floss exactly one tooth i guess two technically all right now i got the nail snail snail nail snail mail snail female you ever [ __ ] think about that guys i bet you didn't bet you didn't now is zelda there's a snail female if you know what i'm [ __ ] saying fellas is gorb just going to instantly die oh look at that bee wait does gorf have his force field oh my god his immense mental power is protecting me from this bee there's an invisible force field that's gorb wait no gorb come back there he goes well the great and legendary gore oh there's a breakable ceiling above me i could like hear it for like a second every time i touched it how did i live there wow see that fly just turn into a bee tell me the story joni oh oh i can't remember giving it but my memory has been lacking of late dick [Applause] [Music] all right well guess that wasn't the secret i was i gotcha you thought i was just going to leave it didn't you he's doing his oh clown mode activated whoa oh this is awesome this is the exact kind of like cool randomizer [ __ ] you want you know oh that guy got [ __ ] stomped you know how much regret i feel none zero okay bench down here oh those guys go down in one hit now oh what the [ __ ] wait why did that guy turn into a watcher night stop doing that oh my god i i couldn't do anything about that i was locked into the jumping out of the pit animation i need to jump out of the other side so that i'm not literally irrevocably locked into damage also this guy just keeps charging into this [ __ ] pit i i hate this guy look at that why does he turn into a dead watcher night oh he's in a live watch tonight okay even better question oh what [Music] wait freaking huh oh god it's because the bugs are gone i was like wait how do i even do this oh this sucks am i gonna make it no there you go big brain big brain time use the tiny tiny tiny tiny air delay okay what's next yes yes oh [ __ ] this controller drift is still bugging me haha bugs get it bugs this game about bugs ha out of my way oh they didn't get out of my way that was stinky whoa that just feels good oh what what what what what what what what what okay am i soft locked i might need to no clip out of here guys this might be no no time oh so close can i please no wait what the [ __ ] just hit me what the f [ __ ] just hit me what oh there is a way around oh jesus got you blind bro [Music] oh oh [Music] oh oh i just can't believe he missed the path oh all right time for the [ __ ] zone oh i'll be able to give the uh the bank lady so much money though if i can make it here we are it's fun fog canyon everyone's gonna have a great time party rockers in the house today everybody's gonna have a good time we're gonna make you lose [Music] whatever the [ __ ] the guy says [Music] oh right in the the death eggs oh my god really shadow dashing through the [ __ ] death egg blew it up that's cool i just thought the shadow dash worked is all i did this just feels cruel imagine killing the like ancient gods of the world by pogo it bouncing on their head like you're in goddamn duck tales [Music] suck that's just brutal oh i guess i can get my soul it's so weird that enemies get hurt by environmental obstacles like that even though so many of them would never be around those obstacles specifically bosses i don't know what's up with bosses doing that fun got off rhythm there did i pass it i passed it can i just get the brooding mullet to jump into the acid please yes there you go he just yourself off a cliff oh my god yes it's this one this is like one of the best rooms in the game on one hand beautiful art it's got a bench on the other the [ __ ] speaker that comes out and plays the nice music what a lovely touch and you can destroy that speaker and it'll be permanently gone why would you do such a thing what a wonderful room what a wonderful game oh what these are the guys from the white palace but it's all just the ones facing backwards so they just bend over to take it in the ass [Laughter] man these enemies are hard they're really putting up a lot of resistance marmu i don't think we've fought marmot yet yeah oh oh no come back marmou yes oh we almost lost marmou and got soft locked there where's elderbug oh right oh right he's mouth the gate but the clown [ __ ] poor guy that [ __ ] where uh if you walk past elderbug at the very beginning of the game and don't talk to him he goes like wait no i wanted to talk to you it's so sad you see it happen in speed runs every time it's like no talk to him please she is thick she is [ __ ] thick oh look at that massive [ __ ] bug holy [ __ ] that's possibly the largest lad oh oh room broke cheater hold on i just want to [ __ ] boundary break around a little [Music] bit so stupid it's it's janky just chopping all over the place can i sit on the bench [Music] i think uh double jump will truly be the last movement ability right can't think of any others last like progression-based thing which is pretty exciting condemned that man to a buggy spiky grave also i i got bugged out in my own regard hoisted by my own petard my own picard oh the gold man do be walking sideways though oh oh he gone though yo he really do be in the wall though all right hell yeah i believe that's really the last of the uh major abilities now all that's left to do is climb out of the abyss again oh are you done sick i love these platforming challenges slick all right i think that's it for the night i'm just gonna go uh get the tier from the waterworks oh that's a freebie it's like oh we might we're making this here hologram mate don't know where to place the last caterpillar mate yeah just chuck it in the random place mate so fun story the first time i played this game i was playing like a friend was watching me it was like one of my old housemates and i got to this room and i had like one health and no soul and we were like oh this is clearly a boss room let's back out i want to back out and go to the bench and come back when i have full health because i'm not going to stand a chance against this boss but that was before hive night actually existed fun fact so there was just no boss in this room and so when i finally came through at the end it was just there was just nothing and there was no challenge i just walked right through the boss room oh also i think i hear what hive night turned into i might need to know clip to get it come on where is it oh got it i think i got it oh no i touched it though what no i did it i did it i did it i beat him i beat him fair and square fair and square can i go now do i get to go what the hell this there's nothing up there anymore okay i'm just gonna go through and get my [ __ ] bee charm and get out of here it got broken it's broken your boy's leaving oh [ __ ] that guy jumped into a falling stalactite that was amazing oh that guy too well guess we're doing this i'll turn on the god the the god enemies for the next one maybe chaos mode too oh god wait is the normal dude replaced with this guy so i'm gonna have to fight like a thousand of these guys okay oh wow they give you a lot of geo at least and great and now i gotta fight too wonderful this is a lost cause what wait where's my gathering swarm what the [ __ ] is happening i think chaos mode is actually going to be way easier than this because this is literally just fight a million of that guy over and over right splash don't get water in my visor you're so silly should i no clip into here i bet it's just nothing i bet it's absolutely nothing it's it's just zero let's see it's just juice effects oh god it's like blinding light i'm surprised the camera even scrolls honestly oh i can hit those that's kind of fun then what if i go over here [Applause] okay you know what chaos mode on godmaster enemies on let's go okay let's see what happens is it just gonna be the same guys i might need to reload the randomizer for it to actually oh look at that looks like it worked oh [ __ ] hell yeah oh it's true chaos hell yeah this is what i want not just fighting the same dude over and over again oh oh god oh god that guy's just sitting there he's like wait it's so high up someone get me down um this this gentleman appears to be stuck these guys just get stuck every once in a while it's kind of pathetic bye-bye oh god the part where it spawns like a million of those uh explode-a-bird things that go like and then explode on you that shit's gonna suck oh hello oh hello uh hey do floors exist to you sir okay floor's not real to that man he's literally just walking on the sun and this is the last time we will see t so he's about to die wake up with no julioliorio i can't i can't oh [ __ ] oh it's random every time even true chaos all right i'll take true chaos [ __ ] it oh god one of them is a watcher night okay guess i'm fighting to watch tonight [ __ ] you it's like tell me that watcher knights are not an abyss watchers reference they just are like right down to the name and the concept of the fight it's like almost blatant copying i like that they walk around as the enemies they're supposed to be for a second and then they're like oh [ __ ] right randomizer then they turn into the random enemy oh [ __ ] oh it's the collector is he gonna throw more random enemies at me oh [ __ ] did he get stuck in the ceiling oh [ __ ] i might have to no clip and go up into the ceiling to get him oh [ __ ] i hear him i always thought the uh music that played in this area was pretty lame give me the crystal caves theme you know even though i can't see him and i don't get soul from him directly just from the enemies he spawns wow this sucks you have to like go to the ground to be able to heal yep nothing to see here folks just a game being totally normal this is how it was designed it's art this is so dumb this isn't even gonna be a successful attempt i'm gonna do this and then i'm just gonna die to a normal enemy or even worse i'm gonna kill him and it's not gonna actually end it's not actually gonna make the next enemy spawn this is no longer enjoyable this is tedious where is he where the [ __ ] he go oh i got him i got him i got him pog pog pog turn off the turn off the no clip that took hours off of my life entire hours oh my god really wait really it's still broken wait i think there's still an enemy up there i hear something slapping around i think i might have to just quit out and reset i think this is a soft lock all that [ __ ] work for nothing that's what we call pog cancel maneuver very advanced technique wow now that you can hardly get out a single ware oh did an enemy just vanish did an enemy just come in and vanish and break the [ __ ] game oh no there is oh whoa whoa whoa he's zooped right over there red tear stone ring come on oh he scraped my [ __ ] leg i [ __ ] scabbed my knee on that we haven't seen a single normal crystal guardian yet i'm pretty sure it's always been enraged worth it let's get it over with those guys are so hard to fight there's that guy taking it in the ass again oh boy here i go taking it in the ass again oh [ __ ] we got all varieties of fly here even a mantis fly right in the tush oh [ __ ] oh no oh no oh wait oh collector no no collect no no collector oh wait wait what's happening it keeps going okay all right that's fine i'm fine with that collector did not kill the game somehow is this the final boss i think this is this is the final boss oh never mind i think these are supposed to be the oblobles so these are the true final boss just i just cut it hold on oh duck and weave oh no he almost got me oh bam nailed it what a hard boss i did it chaos mode completed [Applause] [Music] all right that's it that's really it i'm call i'm gonna quit the stream after i do this one more challenge what i think just instantly die of its own accord before it could even see the goddamn light of day [ __ ] no oh oh there's still spikes oh [ __ ] are those are oblongo's made out of the same squishm as as bardoon oh [ __ ] oh hit the spikes why don't you have a car why don't you there you go uh the crowd gasped but it was just a cute little bug it's actually quite scary okay wow i feel like i have been somewhat japed kind of thought he was going to come out of the thing he was coming out of all right um excuse me oh [ __ ] it's hive night i'm actually gonna get to fight him [Music] riot oh seems he can't spawn his bee friends because we're not in your hive [ __ ] ha ha your summons do nothing no bees for you even playing the music it's kind of funny it must be due to some sort of gameplay some sort of programming glitch but excuse me are you okay what is this what's happening wait are you all right sir did he glitch out is this supposed to happen he's just it's just vibing i can just heal might as well take the opportunity okay fun fight i really hope he actually okay he's gonna say i hope he eventually genuinely dies that would suck if it was just soft locked funny as it may be he's not even at his second phase oh don't go into your monkey mode god damn it what do you got for me this time show me your random assortment oh i think that guy spawned as that guy and then turned into the same guy he just kind of like did a weird little lurch wait what what is up with this guy he's like swooping upside down what the [ __ ] the arc of his swoops is different he's very confused there's a lot going on here easy oh god really pushed that shell around oh no oh i was like what just came in and broke it i keep dreading the collector oh this part oh god i love this [ __ ] game doesn't that just feel like straight out of like star wars or something what is that that gives me a star wars vibe the little mimic comes out and you go to hit it and they all laugh at you there's just something very jolly about that interaction even though it's kind of like grim what a delightful game it like earns moments like that oh i just killed a unique enemy within a frame of it showing up or an enemy i hadn't seen before oh [ __ ] right off the wall pushed me into the explosion that sucked a lot of ass not gonna lie oh okay i was like please there is a giant mantis lad though and kablooey that's it folks unnecessary heel i feel pretty good i clutched it out i feel like a badass austin owes so much money too and a pale ore which means your boy is going straight to the city of tears to get the nail upgrade is this the final mail upgrade this might be ron joe stenya ranjo stencha 2 000 that's a bit rich for my just kidding well i can't just get this nail upgrade and then like not test it out on anything you know that doesn't make any sense these guys look like they're cuddling at least they did before i interrupted them oh okay okay okay and there's a tiny brooding mallet cool whoa whoa she's sleep powerful sleeping technique literally drifting off to sleep oh oh my god disturbed the [ __ ] brothers flat and fat oh look it's the other side of this hell yeah it's all coming together i love it when a plan comes together i love coming in the company of others okay another enraged guardian they're never just happy guardians they're never just guardians that are fine with life they're always enraged are these the watcher knights is that what i'm killing right now i think i might have just murdered the watcher knights i'll do a thing don't worry i know the cool thing being a cool guy myself of course i am very familiar with cool things oh god there are massive lads in here if nothing else i think this is what the watcher knights fight is going to be just a bunch of dudes man remember when this guy was a mini boss now he's just kind of a standard enemy is that it okay oh never mind oh god i think i'm still gonna have to fight the watcher knights oh or did it soft lock that would be my favorite option oh is that did i do it i think i did it i did it yes winner gamer grapefruit gray fruit gray fruit this window looks like a [ __ ] gray fruit gray fruit wait are you the who are you who are you are you his are you his attendant sorry about this i gotta kill everyone it's part of the rules i'm bouncing i'm bouncing on him okay i always forget about this i always have to wait for the prop to come up and be like oh yeah [Music] whoops i broke it well whoops i killed all three of the dreamers you

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Length: 39min 32sec (2372 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 01 2021