Granny Simulator

who's starting this bad boy all right I'm grandma are we playing on the Hawaii level dead games just about killing granny going that gun task kill your grandmother oh goodness me listen okay come down here to bits play this map what's the button to take these eggs I get out of here without a key thank you man just find the kitchen yeah it's Halloween let's break some Halloween cookies for my lovely grandchild there's two of you I need some sugar yeah yeah I got you granny both my parents were pole vaulters please I can't quite grab them granny I can't quite make it up this counter grant there we go I'm up oh hey that's not very nice okay just hey make cookies don't don't aim that don't don't point me oh yes check that small child present for you you're not my grandson can you interact with me I don't know I can't seem to do anything keep coming into my house throwing bottles at me hey there's a key I've got the eggs oh good gracious I'm not tall enough for this countertops seem to be a chin height some tools I threw it down on here right here wait wait what are you doing in the garage nothing the garage is no place for playing drama it's okay oh my goodness I can't no hey [Laughter] [Laughter] my crotch is on fire [Laughter] [Laughter] my mouth take some of your pills I found our third scene stay back I found your pills I just found I know where my to get freaky go outside though no you stay in there you stay in there okay you stay with your friend don't come out here Oh Oh No Oh something bad Oh to the door no grandma your pill I took my oh my god don't kill me I'm health left I will not kill you grandma yeah well that is that's true true family right there that's love appreciate your consideration oh there's a basement oh you don't go in the basement that's what granny keeps her dildos swing it's not that kind of swing all of these boxes are you stuck in the door no no no I'm here alright don't open too many things ready I found another pill last one really didn't I did not want that is this a bug young man yes young man found this get watch out running man back down the stairs backwards oh my god how does granny win granny I told you Jesus granny next has to do a voice cuz that [ __ ] hurts oh well at least I get to move now granny moves so slow I can't remember what I have to do I need my dementia my god men Chappell's alright have I wanted my last day I was so slow these old bones I'm glad I just leave all my clothes around oh I've been beaten by a door granny that's not even a thriving mess alright why would my grandchildren try the Ruby well we were supposed to go to the park today what instead you weren't such a [ __ ] I don't have a watering can but I'm my dick grandma language made me fall granny has to water hey what's up [Applause] granny what's this by the TV clip the clip this and put it son brother why would you do that cuz you didn't take us to the park park it's beautiful out here go enjoy the Sun your bad grandma you're a [ __ ] grandson so even Stephens your know how to make I've been through two world wars I think I can curse a little bit where the hell hunter back back baby brother it's not helpful because I don't know what way that is not open garage sign I love the sunshine do you know how long it's gonna take granny - I'm playing pacifists so don't make promises you can't keep where the hell are you do you out the front door brother you old piece a [ __ ] door we're still Grady's walking in the back door Beckett black and interest front front door back door [ __ ] whatever these goddamn meteors keep coming miss me [ __ ] happen freakin nope wrong pills anybody seen my green fields yes I told you what the ones in the bush you didn't grab granny where they agreed granny always helps you're my favorite grandson hello try missed me by that much oh there's my pills bottle of water yeah that's not that's not gonna be good my heart medication down how many pills does grandma knee I thought you had left than that oh it's only up in the top right of your screen 35 last I looked what did Bob do to you throw a knife at a foot well we'll never know what happens when granny wins we'll never know reclose I think so there was only two pills left I guess I'm granny then yeah you're granny I cut the power now this whole my god I'm the strike hey Mark yeah what's up oh wow I unlocked it last round what did you do I don't know at the end of the round it was just like hey you unlocked the ninja skin Oh we're able to move now I thought we were still were playing and it's so dark yeah what's up hey I was going for that key I got the key ninja costume nerd I remember a time back when I didn't have to tease my grandson's to get them to behave grandma yes I'm hungry well die of starvation you little [ __ ] okay you're being overly austell we have done nothing to you go in the kitchen and make us some food I hate all of you all right well the kitchen yet or what what are you doing I'm going as fast as I can the stairs aren't kind to me what is going in here oh you have a lantern that's that's not good granny I love you all I want to do is show you my love grandma grandma give me a hug hug me grandma please just love me I don't I won't want well I would imply I have a heart and I just don't hey grandma you want to try and spray me some more I don't have anything with which to spray I've dried up in my old age that's really gross grandma that's called that's different really girls oh I can't do either one now can I just say say you care about me and I won't throw this knife at you just say you must not tell lies say say you care about what's my name grandma what's my name just say my name grandson take this oh it's dark out oh good ninja Sun my least favorite of my two children grandchildren well I wish we'd never had you because they're in ninja but here you are only spawns of Satan did my mom like that you make make me yeah does the baby dab every time it jumps yes ninja grandson come upstairs know where it is grandma you think I'm an idiot and this is why no one loves you why do you think you're alone huh why do you go this was a trick it was a trick of all time it was a trail for it that's why you're the idiot grandson grandma I'll come upstairs and you are not gonna kick me okay fine I'll kick you we're gonna talk about this grandma and mom could talk oh I could talk for days you were going to tell you about the Cold War yeah go ahead it was like that only worse Rama you promised you promised grandma I haven't had my pillows I forgot oh that's sad and horrible yeah but also it's my objective there's a flaming oh god I've not felt this penetrate me since grandfather was still alive this was on fire like this - where is grandma can't hit me back here I'm gonna try that's what you get Oh grandma's in a lot of pain now don't don't don't there's your green pills if you want them you can at me use I don't need those pills I need the other ones right now which one's the non green ones why oh they just make me feel a little more full of life and ready to get down and bang oh my god oh god grandma it's time for you to say good night no not image weird give grandma [ __ ] second here no you are invincible nothing it's oh come on why is your aim so good [Music] just give granny a [ __ ] moment to go to the garage and all the lights Becca no grandma no I can't get back how's it feel to be on the floor like us oh this reminds me of the first time I met your grandfather are you doing grandma grandma broke and quite like all grandmas broken isn't she everybody right God well that's not the part we want to ride hang on even death will be very jealous you fourth son tween legs part please just it's time for bond oh great he's blasting off again I don't think it's gonna happen from three from the bottom I'll do it from the top um yeah bottom pulled on ready lined up on target three two one go what still oh my got stuck in the wall oh you're resilient I actually did I win yes you are grandma yeah you wanted good [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 8,005,931

Rating: 4.9549146 out of 5

Keywords: granny simulator, grandma simulator, simulator, sim, simulator game, funny game, funny simulator, markiplier, muyskerm, lordminion777, funny, glitches, game glitches, funny game glitches, game physics, goat simulator, so bad it's good

Id: bOzz2MbVIJU

Length: 20min 19sec (1219 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 13 2019

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[u/Milospesh]

poor babu's

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[u/OceanMan20]

This video is one of the greats...

It frickin hilarious...