MOTHER SIMULATOR

hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to mother simulator now mother simulator is supposed to be a game that simulates all the wonderful amazing things about being a mother which is a very tough job and very little reward and apparently poop gets on the ceiling wow that's impressive and I don't know why there's campus in its room but sure yeah okay alright let's do this challenge number one meet the baby and this test you will get acquainted with the basics of Management as well as our wonderful robot kid [Music] [Laughter] welcome to your first test in the mother simulator show oh it's a show during each test you can see the brochures on the walls these are instructions for young mothers which detail how to perform certain tasks directly in front of you is one of these instructions to approach it use walls then hover over it and click on the left mouse button to read it okay why is this a show oh okay all right that's weird alright okay you need your binky okay got it the [ __ ] did you just say to me kid above your baby you can see the cloud of its desire it shows that the child wants a pacifier what a pity that it got dirty before you give the baby the pacifier you should wash it go to the kitchen where you'll find a pacifier and a second poster with the instructions okay baby okay I'll be right back you don't worry about a thing you robot apparently don't look at me don't look at me like that oh my god all right whoa all right clicking the left mouse button allows you to interact with objects and picking them up holding the left mouse button you can extend the hand of the object forward take the pacifier turn on the tap and wash it for this if it's enough to hold the nipple under the pressure of the water when you're done go to the unbeatable baby robot and give him a nipple unbeatable men like you were supposed to fight the baby and it couldn't lose but I now I get it I'm not supposed to beat the baby all right I guess that's good enough for me let's turn on the to extend black the music is way too high for this okay all right baby gift from the bit Oh No it seems your robot kid made pee nappy by Brad mother simulator to him now with the taste of strawberries why why would it why would you need the tape well be to solve this problem do it so that he can feel again feel dryness and comfort [Laughter] if the diaper with a yellow drop is drawn in a cloud then the time to remove the dirty diaper throw it in the waste bag is he all right give me that [ __ ] give me that [ __ ] kid okay okay whoa okay oh how do I throw I don't throw okay one two okay throwing dirty diapers into the basket you get a bonus points the longer you throw it rains the more points you'll get have thrown out and now get go to the chest of drawers what how do I throw it no that's not right huh uh uh f-e are all the buttons every button right oh there we go oh hey look at me oh wait no we need him Robo baby does not like to stay wet sprinkle it's mechanical so the judge you will find your baby take one I put it on the baby okay wait I got a sprinkle I'm gonna drop this I got a sprinkle blam I missed ergo you like that baby like that baby you want to get high all right whatever I'm assuming that's good enough all right there's a lot of mother brand babies there you go oh oh you're wonderful Robo baby is hungry when is hunger Bopper bear in our company ultra new tuted formula brand mother simulator in okay in this test you're touching robotic kid wants to try and alter nutritious and healthy mixture from the brand mother simulator and infant formula trademark to cookie go to the kitchen why is everyone cheering me you can release the item from your hands if you press the right mouse button to throw the object hold it and release it but be careful if you drop the object on the floor it'll get dirty you need to repair the food for the robot baby pour this small bottle of boiling water and add the mixture to it only do not forget to wash the bottle first all right who that is that's disgusting okay give me this extendo wash oh ah that is a clean bottle all right drop ooh that is a disgusting bottle alright hang on wait how do I wait that's not what I wanted there we go okay drop that there okay boil the whoa whoa hang on wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa all right got that put that whoa hey there okay oh okay no no don't sir don't throw it don't throw it grab that no okay scoop I'm scooping I want to put the scoop in the doop okay wait oh here we go to pour them in sure in the bottle you need to put on the table then take the box and make sure but try not to spill the contents the bottom can easy to turn over when you put it not neatly when finished close the bottle with lid and give the evaluation of a fast Didius baby robot if you do something wrong these little in the bottle you have to start over again okay let's get more water are easy alright drop that there pick this up click the bottle ok click did I do it I'm assuming that's right let's just assume you know how good things go in you soon let me give this another wash just in case alright binky alright ready baby you out here where's your diaper I don't know what wool you better like that baby haha what wait what binky alright fine you get your goddamn binky stupid baby what happens if I covered in boiling water let's try this little curious I'm curious just curious loop alright baby does baby doesn't seem to mind I guess I shouldn't mind either hard moving finally we're we you were discharged from the Robo maternity hospital now you have to look after not only your electronic baby but also look after yourself what does that mean well you mean I have peed now you also need to eat my in the upper left corner of the screen you can see the scale of hunger if it goes down to zero then you will hear the signal at the end of the test and you won't have to start again fulfil all the way shoes are the baby to complete the test and welcome to your new home thank you I guess I hate it thanks I hate it okay alright alright thank you alright okay baby wants a big this house is too big Oh sausages can I eat sausages okay eat one of those whoa just shove them right in my god buckets there's the binky I guess a mother's work never ends after all here we go baby that's a good one all right well okay then you little [ __ ] alright food it is food for the baby I'm hungry how much food possibly need alright three scoops I'm about to die cuz I got no food where's food bread perfect perfect who's for another keep this food in my belly numb me foodie before baby eat that's how it go that's just the law of the land right this put that there clean that off that's good I don't don't ask me how these things got so goddamn disgusting but they are and they did go good job googoo gah-gah see I speak your language - don't throw goddamnit [ __ ] baby don't - that face your binky again god damn it well you know good thing I don't care about my water bill is this just it I got it okay all right baby oh boy all right no no I was not ready for this with the baby Oh No Oh No okay gonna put that there we go okay I was not ready for that I was not ready for that where's my basket oh there it is you peek okay all right that didn't work out Oh Kolby okay how am I still hungry all right Coby damn it could all be hey I'm hungry how give me these I guess I've got a die cuz I've got the food what's in my fridge oh good thank you thank you put that away what do you want baby again oh yeah that's right let me give you some splash of cocaine don't look at me like that baby here you go baby Oh black you have the baby pick your wolf all right I guess breastfeed three-pointed oh wow how many nappies your robot kid has made dirty throw them out as quickly as possible well the neighbors are gonna be pissed when their windows are covered in piss oh boy oh god how did my baby make this my oh okay nope all right it's got to be like it's gonna be like skee-ball I just gotta go for the same one consistency's the name of the game there we go okay I got this on lock okay I got it apparently I didn't mean to get it but let's try the uppers oh wait why are those worth the same points well that's [ __ ] Wow Wow I'm so good I'm pretty good at this Oh gold baby Gold baby trophy what am i ranked oh no Papa no food poisoning oh you're poison [Laughter] girls what's gonna happen the baby's poop the upper-left corner of the screen where there's a toilet scale don't let it overflow visit the restroom in time well you know what I have to do I'm not gonna visit the restroom in time all right baby hang on I can't jump but I'm just gonna angle this this direction that's lovely out there hold of though that beds nuts are you doing back there baby well you're about to be a lot worse so I expected there to be an explosion [ __ ] but I guess it didn't work out that way okay all right all right fine I'm the idiot then where is this God there it is no cover oh I gotta change your diaper - I didn't even know that pills blast you with powder before I [ __ ] my pants again there you go baby that's good enough all right good one of these bad boys BLAP nailed it like that baby come here baby look I'm having too much fun with this this is too good I'm about to [ __ ] my pants but that don't matter is your binky boof I hope it's the last thing because I [ __ ] my pants [ __ ] my pants I didn't see I shat on my baby I don't know what else you want from me up boink nailed it I'm the best all right powder you up laughs laughs put that away get the speed run record on this bad boy this is how speed runners get their amazing tactics they they watch my video about to blow all right you better not want anything after that baby oh you want food ass [ __ ] speaking of [ __ ] speaking of [ __ ] okay there we go hey come on it's tough being a mother and blaming your mouth oh yeah nothing wrong with that is there nothing wrong at all oh yeah baby that's good well you hit yourself in your face all right where'd your diaper go pretty weird put your diaper go okay what what do you mean dirty diaper I'm about to poop my pants huh uh well nevermind I'm good but I put that stupid all right baby we're about no we're not having that kind of a conversation we're having the conversation where I don't have to listen to you okay that should have gone in I have to Paul I'm gonna put the seat down and boy though there we go that's right yeah yeah yeah you watch you all watch put the powder baby all right put that down put the powder baby put that [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me Oh jump-scare baby holy [ __ ] [ __ ] put that down to get this scoop scoop it in scoop it in and I'm bout it no I'm about to poop poop it's wasn't incoming oh no what did you want we want for me pretty one for me okay I don't need more water like come on click it squash oh no I'm not gonna make it I'm gonna make [ __ ] this is hard hard ozone being a mom is hard if there's one thing that I learned it's my lesson about making assumptions on how hard it is to be a mother so I nailed it got a poop put that down sit on the nope that's not right sit on there we go you watch you what this is what motherhood is all about it's not clean it's not what it has to be done oh yeah here you go baby here you guys a good baby right there boy right in your face poop incoming poop is building two scoops just in case cuz my baby deserves it oh boy poop is building tremendously oh oh I didn't flush I didn't flush that's what I was missing I didn't flush I should flush yeah yeah yeah yeah whatever where's the flu sure there it is okay I flushed in the crowd all right and your diaper okay all right we got this poop is building the poop river is rising poop there you go am I done baby huh baby Oh got a gold baby oh oh it's tough guys it's getting tough it's getting real hard I had no idea ice age every mother should be able to look after her baby at any conditions even oh god it's oh no oh no why come back to me come back to me oh my god is a goddamn slip and slide in here all right baby here comes binky whoo boy you ready pop it right in your gob okay there you go what do you want is good well the poop is building baby please oh god okay all right here we go here we go here we go Coby oh [ __ ] oh god what that condom have to break oh god please deadbeat man oh god where's your father just please I've got so much poop building up huh I can't oh there we go poop is building all right put the seat down get in the toilet all right you shut up everybody this is reality here oh that son of a [ __ ] I flushed No get off it's not what I wanted flush oh I'm gonna die my bag any bread bread bread bread oh sweet delectable skin in my health that might give my hair my mouth Oh baby no baby baby okay there you go put that down get that here we go and put that on there I'm just know you take that it okay I'm guessing you want food next I'm just guessing oh boy horrible food poisoning baby I've got a problem there you go baby okay cool okay go baby I can't go I gotta go bye baby ooh baby please please Mama's gotta poop shut up everybody wants oh god mom is angry mama don't know if mama can't afford to flush oh god got time just in time okay mama needs food that's good stuff gimme gimme gimme got no time what do you want what do you want baby what do you want do you want diaper change you want type II Oh No [Music] okay baby here comes diaper change watch this Kolby got that one in Hobie there we go Kolby poof the baby okay there we go drop that give me that and boom it scared me again that's such a scary baby I mean it is a robot I don't know what hit the damn thing oh boy [ __ ] is building poop is common Oh food food food food for poop okay just take this I gotta go okay I got the food food food bread bread bread bread bread bread I've got poop poop oh sweet relief sweet poopie relief oh my god how shut up everybody you have to do this too sometimes okay baby what do you want what you want baby you guys stinky how can you how can you have that stink Oh baby Kumi [ __ ] you Coby oh come on Coby good golly gosh okay powder for the baby powder for the babe oh okay put that there grab that put that on there am I done nope thunder [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] baby with mountain of gifts what huh it seems your wonderful robot kid wanted to play with his favorite toys great your robot kid wanted to play with his favorite toy find a toy that he wants in the neighbor room toys are provided by our wonderful sponsor rattles and Doug's campaign rattles and ducks is the largest choice of ducks and rattles in the world but why do I still have food poisoning okay you want a purple rattle well this room yes okay purple rattle you got it okay rattle for a baby this one sponsored by coca-cola with stars okay excuse you you [ __ ] baby I work really hard baby and I didn't know that you were so intelligent that you can tell which shapes in which colors were there okay what else do you want baby you're fricking freaky baby all right we got orange with circles orange with circles there is no orange with circles there it is I got an orange with circles I've only been a mother for about 30 minutes and I'm already extremely extremely done all right why do I put the lid down that's real human whatever and flush okay all right I need food I'm back what do you want blue duck with stars okay Blue Duck Blue Duck it doesn't exist there's no okay blue duck with hearts okay sure okay all right blue duck with hearts they're right there got it got it yeah okay what else what else what else baby go go baby baby I'm on a time crunch here red with green stars okay red green stuck got it nailed it I'm the best I'm the best mom I'm the best mom there you go baby just because I'm physically repulsed by picking up my own baby does not mean that I'm a bad mom oh I'm a Hongo gotta give the baby first though because I'm good mom there you go okay take the bottle okay I got seats which means that I'm gonna have to poop soon after this we're Avery what do you want Oh purple with yellow stars okay there it is the poop the poop baby the poop no put-downs okay we're good down animals no not that there wow whoa 42 I'm so good at this game I'm so good at being a mom why do I hate it so much earthquake oh no earthquakes can cause damage and devastation but they will not stop a robo something falls on the baby okay all right blue with yellow blue with stars Blue Duck stars you got it Blue Duck stars Blue Duck stars blue ducks oh okay that's I bet this is the one yeah I got it you can't stop me I know exactly what's gonna baby I gotta hold you when there's something going on because otherwise this is bad all around you know what baby I'm gonna preemptively okay this is bad okay what do you want baby what do you want oh god you want your binky I don't know where your binky is oh there's your binky okay grab the binky turn this on don't know why we live in the middle of earthquakes central there you really what do you want baby okay green with a soy equals whatever you you're you're not the one you're the one no drop this one give you down yes okay North Craig's go getting the way of me and my baby boy this kid I don't even know what your name is what's your name [ __ ] Chucky all right what else you want baby okay get ready for the sickest earthquake Kobe in the world oh come on you bounce off the rim like that no don't throw off my aim huh come on just get in Oh get it oh [ __ ] you I have to eat I'm so hungry no give me food give me food give me food give me food give me food I'm gonna poop I'm gonna poop I'm gonna pop put the whip down get in there oh okay all right I'm on the toilet now I didn't know that was possible baby what do you want oh boy oh yeah I forgot hang on I need to get the bread of the poopy floor Oh God why are you out here okay powder that's important okay baby I hate you baby all right put you there there give me that there's a binky in there for some reason I don't know why so it's time to make your Robo baby sleep wow you were so busy that you did not notice how night did come a child doesn't even think of going to bed to do everything that he needs so he can sleep peacefully at the same time try not to doze off first how about some coffee all right sure okay all right apparently I need to sleep but thankfully might need to poop is long gone behind me let's read up how to make some Joe to prepare a crisp drink you need to add a bag of coffee to the cup and pour it with hot water put sugar if you want so the main question is how to drink it just lift the cup over head and leg that is not all right we need whoa god damn it scary night baby okay we gotta go gets a cup of Joel all right so we're gonna rinse off one of these bad boys all right let's put some boiling water in that way first we need to put coffee here we go oh I'm about to pass out first okay all right that's first priority I go do that okay you [ __ ] baby all right I would do this okay grab that this is on the way so I could do this speedrun tactics let's give this the baby real quick real quick real quick real quick there we go god damn it every [ __ ] put the baby down okay put that right there grab the cup of coffee put that in the thing grab that turn that on or all right poor work who thought it work okay blue with stars you got it baby you got it blue with stars perfect I am the greatest mom ever in the history of the world what do you want baby here why your formal Oh Oh easy peasy lemon squeeze my nipples all right we're gonna put you on the stove could nope okay we're not gonna put you on the stove okay I'm about to go to sleep and three two one contact Oh what the sugar doesn't do anything for me I don't even like sugar in my coffee hold on baby hold on coming baby here we go there you go diabete Oh watch this Kobus 'kiss never mind Kobe come on it's so close Kobe come on Kobe whatever [ __ ] you you want to die feat you want some pouty you want some pouty blam okay good enough yeah you don't get the Primo treatment you just get the speed treatment bring it on bring it on I'm a good mama ooh blue with hearts oh yeah there it is you got it kid you got it kid I am the best say I'm the best say I'm the best don't throw it don't throw it don't get sad come on come on baby what do you want baby okay all right how did they do badly okay I'm getting worse at being a mom lights out we have some technical problems to light but you can not worry this will not affect our shooting process how will it not how will it not affect your shooting process that makes Elsa Oh No all right red with triangles you got a baby I'm ready I've been training for this my whole life what does Ellen just read those triangles no that is not there we go did I get it oh okay there we go put this down and grab that okay all right this is fine it's probably but no put your baby down here we go what do you want baby what do you want you want your binky oh yeah you want your binky oh you know you want your binky I know you want your binky okay all right binky in common thank you for the baby coffee for the mama and glog nothing like coffee right in my eyeball excuse you what do you want diapie okay watch this Kobe [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] there we go seven that's what I wanted right yeah powder fruit a baby blast that baby put that there bring that you're good baby on there we go I did it baby you know I may not be able to see you but I feel the love that's connecting the both of us nice this is going in my mouth and when did this good music get so funkalicious at first it was like happy gameshow but now it's just like you want to go back to the beginning of the baby process and make another what I'm trying to say is this baby making music if that wasn't readily apparent I just said it in a really stupid way I'm hungry baby please tell me that's the last thing baby please oh baby oh there we go wow I'm getting not restart you [ __ ] baby Oh baby I'm not even gonna [ __ ] come here yeah nope oh oh oh oh I'm sorry baby baby baby oh um no one needs to see oh god baby oh alright okay alright min never happened no one ever saw anything we no one had to know anything happen there there are clothes everywhere a washing is a part of you you know what honestly baby I think I've had enough of you baby you come here baby hang on wait baby okay yeah that's uh well alright yeah wait oops that's not maybe okay let's just put you okay this baby and I are we're going places all right baby you come here oh can I put the baby in the toilet baby no no no in the toilet okay all right and I'm gonna take a poop I'm sorry I didn't put the seat down I didn't put the seat down that's what's obviously wrong about this equation alright this baby probably not doing so good baby you want a bath you want a shower shower baby [Laughter] what kind of extension is this on the baby yeah baby wanna dance OOP obey oh oh oh alright I lost the baby okay alright then boo that's about right so that was mother simulator what a lovable lovable amazing poop filled adventure still don't know where all that poop came from in here when I tried to poop on the baby and it didn't work but thank you everybody so much for watching this I hope you enjoy this a little look into what motherhood is like for all those wonderful there's out there if you're a mother yourself or you know a mother or you have a mother well wish him all the best because if this is a indication of what motherhood is like then my goodness I we don't deserve the wonderful people that are mothers and what they go through on a daily basis so thank you everybody so much for watching let me know if you found down the comments below and as always [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 3,706,210

Rating: 4.9405375 out of 5

Keywords: markiplier, mother simulator, funny games, funny moments, funny gameplay, mother simulator gameplay, simulator games, funny simulator games

Id: U-0JpkPRMmI

Length: 32min 37sec (1957 seconds)

Published: Fri May 04 2018