ruining minecraft monday w/ jschlatt

it's go time it's go time we're video game my dog immediately starts barking I hate this I hate this I will sell that dog for a Starbucks coupon that doesn't even work why I can hear my own stream no okay let me just I thought you were you ran a tight ship around here what gives I'd it's the dog I can't I closed the door it's not enough it's not enough guys you're late to Minecraft Monday what do you mean I'm late what time look it's 1 0-0 p.m. I'm dead on schedule Wow literally perfection all right what are they doing with the score do I do I still have all my points yes dude really look at this look at this easy dude guys if we ddos the server right now we just we win my god we got this man this is this is foreshadow when this is what the points are gonna look like at the end of this week we got this I cannot believe it oh they don't stand a chance who is this rekt DJ I see are they the random so do they have 3 million subscribers I can never tell I don't know alright ok Vic's trying to hijack team 1 get him boys alright hello chat we're playing video games hey boys it's me Jay shallot just a sec no Blaine I was about to say the worst possible thing you could do right now do you introduce yourself as I start going hey techno blades I do that's me I always started to get worried what you said - but it's before the game started okay I'm gonna go get food and I'm like no no the flashbacks I'm getting my eggo the whole time you're just sitting there chew and waffles don't speak was spoken to all of my viewers leave immediately before the games even started we're gonna do fine I draw to do just fine today I drop to 800 viewers and get kicked out of the event dude we're gonna win alright yeah we're gonna be more than fine we're gonna win you we're gonna watch joy that's very rich men they're not even gonna let us team again cuz we'll just be so powerful they won't let us see McGann alright we added some new games we replaced battle arena with kit pvp and bingo with build battle yeah I don't how does build battle work you're literally giving your competitors points in the vote system why would you ever do that we just give nobody points you know it'd make a little bit of sense if there was like an incentive to give points and also if you couldn't see who did the builds until after the voting was done but that would require like foresight to implement that so right I'm giving it we have none of that here I'm given that 20% odds it's like what's he doing he changed colors is he is he a sister now your god dear guys find the button yes chat don't worry we still have find the button the best mode and minecraft is still there do everytime every week we tell them find the button is the worst mode and the admins like what if we had more buttons no no no you forget you're forgetting what they call me techno blades oh snap which of your many many titles say my name breaker of chains Khaleesi the unburnt and unbroken the button man he's the button presser himself yep I chat my chat spam and funny Mike no wait there's famine blood for the blood god button for the blood guide alright should I do the funny Mike buttons for the button god is it funny mic time already techno it seems a bit early we should wait until we're given immediately spine killed by James Charles getting revenge on you yeah James and James and Connor I wouldn't be surprised if they if they meet Connor betrays you on a dime he's like no I'm with James now let's get him that's exactly what's gonna happen because he's all looking from just just from at a cursory glance of Connors new skin he's all flip-flopping he's all my god no loyalty not gonna betray me right no loyalty at all unacceptable it's hungergames time dude Oh C scoop I wanna I want to like type in like toxicity but I don't know him well enough you you type toxic things for me you know as you oh she's just some like homeless guy we found and you know we thought we thought he'd won't let him into the event you know just to be nice I'm in awe at this guy I'm absolutely in light this comedy pants fella can't believe it it's family-friendly I resign for Assigned he has got like eyes shadow and everything on oh my he's a sister Lisa James to this makeup he's got the gamer makeup on we lose he became a sister we lose they've got that dude Jude James put on this gamer makeup in week four and his placement went from like 33 to like 13 immediately yeah yeah it's a gamer make hamster alright I don't I don't think they're gonna let that happen Connor ask James no I'm being beckoned already Oh No techno we might we might need to go in here just for a second we're going into the discord call alright just for a second it's time for a raid tell me when right now go yeah oh yeah we did we both did there at one point slat you lasted like 10 seconds before we get in called homophobic canceled yeah well I just I figured I just wanted people to draw me from now on so now it's it's me I'm yeah yes hello in here just so just so you know in techno our buds I'm hoping we can be a guide actually don't listen to him James I haven't met this man in my life James we have no association he just done cancelled me and it took a lot of convincing you're gonna have to pay $2,500 after winning minecraft Monday find the button it's just the greatest mode I'm glad they refuse to remove it everyone hates everytime we're late no every time they're like why do we play [ __ ] why do we play find the button and every time the admins like but what if there were more buttons and we're like just just play Hunger Games more buttons what this is this is outside of my area of expertise okay difficult cannot relate I was I was throwing games I hate to break it if you hear you you're with you're with a teammate who is not good at finding the button again that's a that's no that's last time you played find the button and sell them again last time you played find the button what Connor last time you played find the button you were like hey I wonder if there's any buttons in this jail cell and then you heard the sound of the iron door closing behind you with a no way to get out right after that when you let me out I saw someone else go in and I locked him dude dude I was I thought I was a nice person cuz I was like being like chaotic good where I let people out immediately and right after getting that act of mercy and clemency you trap someone immediately and left pure evil I did it for the concent I should be my excuse I'm gonna steal iron from CaptainSparklez for the content wait there's no bingo I can't no there's no bingo they replaced it they replaced it with Bill battle bill battle is homophobic I really need to know how to get unconcealed I need it amid suffering I've been suffering for like weeks what if we just spare you I need points man listen full transparency James is the ringer furred for Hunger Games this week he's been practicing James was dealing me like do you want to practice you want to run scrims and i was basic god are you kidding me Cara James James Charles asked you if he wanted to play Hunger Games and you're like I don't have time for that James your exactly what happened come back when you have 20 million subscribers James I don't have time for this all right that's my ultimatum here's my ultimatum pretty much well they're gonna win the whole event now here's my ultimatum James okay I spare you this Hunger Games and I buy the palette okay I buy the palette I spare you and my uncancelled you gotta you gotta do the what was he doing the vitamin endorsements I'll make it sweet I'll make a tweet about how much I love your palette this is a business deal to get on cancel the exchange isn't this isn't this extortion my legal team he does something he's known for delete this immediately this is great for my 1% of my viewers to get the reference they're loving it okay okay so James by the end of this by the end of today I will have spared you I will have purchased your palette and when it arrives I will tweet out my glowing support for it perfect deal done deal it's necessary to save this career man thank you I've just been suffering I've just been in a state of decay for weeks he's barely been eaten ever since ever since getting canceled thank you all right for the record Chet when my screen gets minimized this because I all tabbed server they closed the server they did that's it we're at the top I'm still in here oh I think they just kicked you well they were like last week techno his teammate tried to kill him and he still got like fifth place and teams so we can't even give him a teammate anymore man well you got paired with the best teammate possible because we're gonna be sweet we're already in first place see I told you if you were my teammate lastly we'd have more points than Skippy's team we would have won look at this the proof is the proof is right there the seven-point victory we would have won I'm screenshot in this if we lose I'm taking a screenshot now and I'm posting this screenshot to Twitter yeah Chet take a screening this is now you can upload win in minecraft Monday a title you've never used prior to this moment and it'll be believable right you're right I think it'd be really funny if you liked actually one minecraft Monday and put that in the title and no one clicked on it it was clickbait this is my only chance to actually win it you got this man they're never gonna let me they're never gonna let us team with each other against because we're too powerful someone they want you with someone different each time they want they want me to train a new person into a pvp god and then by week 20 they'll be like 20 of my disciples went in every week exactly I'll like I'll be doing like paid services like 50 dollars an hour for Minecraft coach and yeah I'm just saying okay here's my list of protege z' i do not pronounce that right okay him not in week four I train James Chara she went from 33 to 13 in week 5 I trained Skippy and bad boy hallo and they immediately won the event my track record is pretty good you're right it's the training pretty well you doing you're doing pretty good all of your protegees seem to have immense success down the road so that means exactly even if we don't win this time next time we team together we're a show exactly just instance we show an absolute show and zero chance of defeat all right they're trying to throw us off with games like build battle but little do they know I'm not good at building this that's your that's your job that's you'll carry that round hey you know what they call me the tell them what they call me the button finder it they call me button man they call me PvP God they call me their only build boy I really need to like come up with one thing to call you this no no no no I go by many names I have many aliases just got the full like Daenerys Targaryen Titleist yeah a whole paragraph it's for when the government starts looking for me cuz your name is flat first of his name breaker of buttons bingo boy PvP God bingo boy I'm build boy your build boy all right yeah we're all just terrible spongebob hero spin-offs yep what is this tournament gonna start spend 15 minutes I think they just well I think they're frantically trying to find a way to beat us because we're just so good no no we've been relegated to second place Vic Starr wins he won the tiebreaker just from how powerful he was I'm going back to the hub wait I gotta sees for myself I was in The Hunger Games lobby right oh yeah no one's in there we're not playing video games does Bajan have a teammate oh he has CaptainSparklez nevermind I knew that wait now it's Bob and Bob mr. randoms it's the randoms we lose I don't know but they're clearly better than us they found the perfect PvP er and cloned him into the perfect minecraft Monday machine he's the new Soviet man to your God how are we going to defeat Bob looks like I'm getting second on the individual boards because I don't think I can well actually third because there's two Bob's there is no battle readiness rip yeah they replace it with kit pvp what's the dropper they also keep dropper it's kind of an a game-mode yeah it's the sound of many people becoming channel members I like it I'll be sure to hit the the channel member button I mean that the join button and become a channel number today it's like twitch Prime but it's not free you just directly send the money up with the it's great illusion for how to win yeah I'm just we just don't talk to each other we just we just try yeah I was thinking like last week we do I did bad cuz we were like trying to make jokes I think we should just do the full three hour stream no jokes no commentary just video gaming it's just happens just I'm gonna I'm gonna disable the chat I'm gonna disable usernames it's gonna be the most unfun trihard minecraft monday thing you've ever seen it by the end of it I'll be only eighty five thousand dollars in debt I was thinking I should have told James Charles how to freeze his minecraft client so that he could win spliff and TNT run cuz you don't fall just when you're about to fall just straight up unplug your router and you'll float there for like 30 seconds and get more points it's the only way just pull it look you'll get your connection back by the time the rounds over it's a good strategy and it's James so they'd never kick him you're right he brings too much of an asset to this exactly he'd get away with it and we'd win immediately like you really would all right Jaden animation is here by the way chat team 14 the Jaden ater I have to add this to my list emissions yeah oh my god I've daddy add her to my list of kills list of stabbed somebody all right well I'm having a really good time this has been a pretty intense 20 minutes at the start of the tournament yeah well you know last time I tried to like delayed the stream by like five minutes and they started like immediately so I figured this time they do that and they did not it's going it's so far so good though it's all right down yet at least I'm getting paid no one's yelling at me for slash top yet it's but I'm gonna try it in the lobby unknown command type slash help for help slash help oh I actually have slash help whew world at it I want that what one second I'm crashing the server world edit hey can I have slash up I'm from Planet minecraft I need it to review your server I need slash up let's go alright it's time it's time to win video games oh god they're using this man my plan going in I just give everything good to you that's honestly you give me what you don't want and I'll make I'll make do honestly that's what I did in week two and we won by a lot it's like it's like having a companion in Skyrim they don't really fight what they carry your stuff yeah it's the perfect setup I'll be your caddy today it'll be perfect for a nice round of golf it's like last week when my inventory space is doubled yeah I mean just just tell me what to do and I'll do it all right I think what our plan should be is to earn more points than any other team I think that's the key to winning this guy's a genius I think I've cracked the code here all right let's start a creeper in the chat oh my goodness just put creeper in there yeah let's see him let's see how many people know Wow we wanted the whole server to do it look one more time one more time creeper oh man that's about all the lyrics I know minecraft Connor why screw that this is why you got canceled in the first place yeah behavior like this I am so I'm not gonna lie techno I am a hundred percent right when the stream ends I'm going to purchase he just changes the price to twenty five hundred dollars gets all your with its opposite direction for me did we get powder there I'm just gonna follow you here we go boys it's time to win video games video games alright we just have to do better than Skippy and tribes team because they're kind of they're kind of overpowered and the organizers just don't care you right you right oh this was last we did this last week they made this map specifically for Minecraft Monday so they're gonna get a lot of mileage out of it right right alright you get that chest go over here I lost you already oh my god how have you gotten better study you need a weapon alright we need stuff last time I got on because I did not own a shirt it was not ideal I've got iron trapdoors how do those come how do those those useful this map is well-designed all right this is probably the this is probably the second Hunger Games that has been played on this map where where is loot I need riches I need wealth not seeing anything okay left yeah yeah I got a leather chest plate out of this you should take this take this TNT I'm not really a TNT man okay it's Jackson life he's got pretty good stuff I don't really want to mess with that let's just keep going man we got to be careful of the border okay and week four the border was two weeks like oh it's they were brutal yes yeah it was like what are they doing we told them to buff the border we didn't say multiply it by ten yep all right here's a here's a stone sword for you all right you want a bow do you have a bump I I have a bow all right do you have any I don't have any red mushrooms and sugar no all right well I think we should get a soup and then we start killing people I think that should be our plan huh fair enough I don't think I've ever used the soup item oh it's pretty just give it to me Oh chests over here oh nothing see this is why you're good at finding the button you've got the eagle eyes that add it to your list of titles guys you're gonna call me eagle eyes from now on that's his name just like my name is techno Pig yep every context for context they make like a list of people who are participating every week yeah they have like it just gets less and less more and more detached from what Technos name and they just spell my name worse every week I don't know do I am I not getting enough viewers for them to remember what my name is first it was like techno the pig and I'm like okay you know that's my twitter account fair enough now it's techno Pig it's just gonna be week ten week ten it's just gonna be pig pig it's just Pig we should be getting no one is dead do they do another one hour grace period oh my god I would not put it past them rush to me that crushed me I was so close to killing jack sucks at life well he was like you know yeah it's making some jokes like oh he sucks at minecraft too but do I have a rod I don't need that all right that surprised I can't hit him for another 56 minutes I'm gonna I'm gonna go roam around middle do you know we're an enchant table is I have no idea that's kind of a big deal I'm just following you I should I should have world downloaded this map and memorized where everything was all right well I'm gonna head to mid and get an iron sword there's some people here coming with you I have stuff but I don't please wait up please just wait up some iron pants oh my goodness I never heard of them in my life I'm kidding I'm good see that this is why the SMP live guys need to like bring me as a bodyguard you know you can take every youtuber Oh soup soup soup eat soup soup soup soup nice alright oh my god you they don't have anything admit we're the inch I'm gonna be so mad when Cooper and traps roll up with power one bows hey it's gonna happen button this is not not the right mode for that all right well let's uh let's just roam around I guess look for any chance we really need that chance I'm by me you have an iron - at least I have an iron sword if we find a crafting table tell me as well it cuz I got four iron sure I could make a sword for you or I could make boots for myself I feel like we might want to try going inside some of these houses then that's where the stuff might be it's quite possible yeah I don't think it'll just be an enchantment table just in the middle of nowhere No Oh rotten egg okay let's go back to there there's probably stuff there all right and where's the corn speedy poacher what's that know what is that I just make decisions quickly go go go it's time I really want the corn it's all right I changed my hotkey four seven and eight and then didn't practice it at all because I am a genius among men come on baby and your pearls I don't know what any of this stuff oh there's a helmet over here like in this this plinth chain chestplate chain boots where's the helmet I threw it on the threw it on the ground no on the grain probably in my inventory I just don't see it I'll just get it's right here Oh pick pick up the helmet thank you all right let me organize my hotbar you have to have red mushrooms by now right I have gray mushrooms two of them they're useless I want him gone get him out of here he's throwing he doesn't even have red mushrooms he's throwing there's a diamond sword there's a okay you just right-click on it and you get health immediately there's a good health immediately is it could you have a player tracker no okay we need to start hunting people down and getting kills we got the stuff for it if not the enchantments fine fine let's do it let's do it baby all right oh my god there's people CaptainSparklez in beige and they're not terrible at video games let me just miss every single one of these oh they're running oh they're running they separated they're just throwing bait right under the bus man oh I'm not good at this where are you where'd you go I'm coming I'm coming he burrows he's purlin Oh up junkie drinker and quackety the dip squad themselves let's go the dip squad that's that that's the self-appointed title okay I'm not I'm not roasting them that's actually a pretty good strategy is just whenever you see someone you just dip you get out of there that's very who's behind us yeah me super truck okay we don't want to fight those dudes those guys are sentient players no let them do what they want chasin the dip squad might be a bad idea cuz the thing is they just they do they get out of there do you need my diamond yeah I think I have a diamond I have a diamond sword it's good yeah he's got a diamond sword voice we're fine oh it's time which one are we going for Oh time to go easy easy easy run run run run run witch get out of here just get out of there just get out of there dude just get out of there I mean my hearty soup get out of there I [Music] hate I hate this game no I hate this Oh No who sets up the border I don't understand this is this is well you know at least it's better than last week where it's five Hearts per tick you literally dude I was watching last okay now you die in like six seconds instead of two it's a vast improvement you had an ender pearl I use the ender pearl I died anyways all right so here's the plan we just want Cooper Trav's and Skippy to immediately die and also we want all of their kills to have suddenly not counted for points that's the there's just a bug that was a practice round yeah practice round practice round we're fine guys we're fine all right it's always the border that gets me it's always the border all right Moxie is a bad lying guy we need him to kill those dudes weighted junkie jenker just killed Travis how his junkie jinkers good at video games that's good news when did this happen he's he's betrayed the dip squad philosophy he didn't dip he just stabbed them my god he's gone against all his ideals all right what do we want who do we canadian together honestly that's not the most overpowered team here it's pretty good I think Skippy and traps have the strongest teams cuz skep EES team in the three weeks they've played have come 2nd 2nd and 1st and Trav's team has come first and third so those are the two teams to look out for in my opinion away be in our team's just gonna come out of nowhere and sweep I don't know yeah us Bayesian Canadian is like a good player so maybe we want s major to win this and get a billion points I think that's what we want actually like you're like you're like a like a sports like a analyst oh yeah everyone stop watching the UMG cast and come to techno blade for the in-depth analysis alright CaptainSparklez I swear to God if Cooper wins this and gets 12 billion points because they're all he's pulling on me he's pulling a me yes don't let it happen Beijing please he's gonna get so many points yes let xqc win yes yes let xqc win excuse e wins minecraft monday this is great this is actually great news they're too good at minecraft this is great news you see the reason we lost there is because xqc only plays minecraft that's the only game in plays he's never even downloaded another game it's kind of unfair some people think he's an overwatch eSports player that's an posture common misconception all right totally different dude seventh place all right I got a pretty sick individual ranking of 11 yeah me too we're doing Skippy Skippy and bad boy halo and first they're gonna win again oh I'm not gonna win they're not gonna because we're gonna we're gonna own because find the button points is gonna destroy all right they don't look what game is this where we're doing dropper okay I'm good at dropper why is everything in water one of my friends was saying hey we should do an underwater dropper and everyone told him that's the worst idea I've heard in my life that would be so Liam so look setting a spawn point is beyond the budget of minecraft one day all right keemstar just forgot that what do we have like don't you have like 300,000 live viewers across every channel or something and just set in a spawn point is too much that's why we do find the button every week is that the setup is literally just some guy goes in creative mode and places buttons yeah yeah and every every week they double the amount of buttons in response to complaints by the end of it is just gonna be every square inches buttons apparently this is the og og dropper map it is yeah but this is this is actually great news because you know what they call me techno the they call me the dropper dude they just call you everything all right I'm sending to my fov 260 because I'm flat now this is the slat fov this is how gamers play exactly dropper dude the dropper dude himself I can't wait for the game to start in 35 minutes it's gonna be great this is where our comeback begins they're still in the water watch it not even teleport us and we lose because you're in the water we just have to run through the door I find out immediate defeat turn clouds off or my cloud sauce The Doors just gonna fly open no I don't go why it's my Fogg on it's easy it's easy this is the same map we're number one it's below it's below it's below what below the water get it Oh fifteen I thought you were to the dropper dude man I think that's what they call me techno I just didn't know where the button is turn off cloud I don't wear a clouds clouds are off my chest yelling at me for no reason no fog alright there we go turning off fog set in my render distance does it even matter if it's like vertical I don't know not sure change fo B no this is good alright let's let's ghost to the next map I don't know the thing is like you can't you don't know which one it's gonna be well we can ghost as many as we can man alright they just downloaded like twelve dropper maps and are using all of them now just to throw us off oh god what is this button and water don't tell them it's just these seemed fairly straightforward Carson you're bald it's the Carson bald this man were you number one on that yeah oh my god well you know what they call me man what do they call you let me think you already took the alliteration the the dropper deity is what they call me what's this is literally a toilet where's the button though that is the question where's the button oh it's out to the right I don't see it oh it's all the way over there no no why is it so far I hate this this is so bad no and I'm six and I get no points zero points are awarded no score for completing now we get five it's alright yeah we're fine you just gotta get top five and a half of them and that's good Wow okay techno use wheel who is this man I'm being studied by my opponents he's got like a full like notebook of how to defeat techno blade he's got like my sleep schedule my like my family down your carbohydrate intake exactly it's got like my blood pressure all right wait I just I just looked out my window yeah they do they do this weird thing or they pick like a bunch of like trivially easy maps that literally anyone except Carson apparently is the afk could complete there's stuff he could totally do what is he is he gone it's just a matter of finding the button he's it's wait this is just fine the button 2.0 you're right it's just drop time what the heck what how how are you where do you go what happens Hey what hey I don't understand okay so I go top left top left through the side I don't know though I'm gonna try I don't think that'll work though what okay I go top left top left bottom left top left again okay and then bottom right I don't want to take fall damage there and I'm tenth how why are they doing this so you go like top left top left bottom left bottom right the top right you got this man right now top left top left bottom left top left bottom right going off of the face and you start out with you can do this man top left top left bottom left top left top right got it actually I think there's two that work every time go go go you're out of time no but what is this what what is this man who designs these it's keemstar where is the but it's all the way over here yep I gotta go top five I got to get top five I feel like I walk slower because of the lower fov but I don't okay I got to we got to chat we're back The Dropper deity has returned what they can win Hunger Games but we're gonna win all the button themed game modes and those are worth more points I think they should just commit man no one wants to see people stab each other they just want to see people click buttons exactly that's what minecraft is all about honestly yeah like the music the music is trash I don't know why you made a tribute to it when really that's the buttons it was a mistake of me to make a tribute them yeah like alright I keep coming back to Minecraft and I see like a bud and I just I just cry because because all the memories associated with that with that stone button I was I was 12 years old when my mother brought me a Christmas present and it was my first my first Budden in Minecraft God it was was the last one the last gift she gave me before she died was just was just she put a button in our server because we couldn't afford food or president because we were we were so broke we had to we had to get but and I don't know this is a joke it's a joke why what this isn't even dropper it's not dropper it's fine the button all over again whose idea was this it's fine the button all over again what is the button it's just fine the button okay you go to the right okay oh this isn't even a dropper map you spend more time trying to find the button than do the drop my chats doing the creeper aw man thing I don't think they're gonna achieve it at 300 messages per minute that would be very impressive if they coordinated that but I don't think it's gonna happen he just left yep he can't drive you can't he bought a car and he still can't imagine not being able to drive couldn't be me could not be me no no there's something you want to tell me um no just that it couldn't be me man couldn't be me either it couldn't be me not a car do you drive what kind of money I Drive a car with uh with wheels what is this okay I fell into the cobwebs but where's the button this is such a joke oh there's the water this is such a joke you jump off and then there's like water to the side here I don't see the one and you die a fall damage good I'm just bad at video games one of this one of these days the buttons gonna be behind where we spawned and it'll be like the walls every one ring too dark too dark in here it's too dark in here I can't see anything I equate game land on this blue thing once you land on the cobwebs you go straight forward you land in the water window yeah though sort of slowly drop down minimize fall damage oh it's just it's just dropping down without I see the button I just need to naturally regenerate health before I can get to it well there's water in here I see and seven all right you got this just don't like die immediately my god okay chat you can stop spamming CaptainSparklez Uggs you know we should be spamming instead it's the the free super chat you get if you're in the youtube premium beta test that's what you got is this the thing is this real doesn't look like it and the buttons over here and I'm nine this game is trash oh no for the record if it's free it'll say free super chat if you don't see free super chat I mean you can send me your money just be aware that it's your money free super chat yeah there copy and twitch Prime it's great Wow now speaking of twitch prime if everyone in my chat could click on the link to jail at stream and twitch prime him and just ruinous brew in this chat ruin it what-what-what's yourself boys what's your so four thousand I'm at three point eight all right we need two hundred we need we need two hundred people with Amazon Prime to go over destroy Amazon Prime if your parents have Amazon Prime gonna steal your parents twitch Prime you can link your Amazon account to twitch get them that subscribe button for free once a month link in the description get them and you get to support techno blades best teammate I don't want anyone to be able to see a single message in Jaysh let's chat alright usually just dramatized its to the buttons to the left I got to I got this isn't even a dropper map this isn't even dropper it's so easy technique to team with you [ __ ] the dream we have to team more often all right how's your twitch prime goal ago and um I don't know I feel like it might be a little slow to update alright you need that you need that high speed update with like three people twitch prime time just irrelevant what what is this why is it why doesn't spawn you the wrong way where do you well there it is where's the button it's to the right I see if this isn't even a dropper map every map is just immediately easy whoever like gets the button instantly gets it whoever sees it first yeah whoever's lucky enough to see where the button is I'm gonna turn on x-ray for just iron blocks cuz clearly I don't need to see like the thing there's no obstacles to dodge I don't need to see those blocks yeah I just need the iron block so I can see it man I hate Minecraft Monday they did they give everyone like 75 seconds and everyone's completed it in 20 this is a participation round who's running this tournament who's running it I don't even think he watches the event no he's in the group chat every week like okay who won so I can tweet alright I was telling the hypixel dude it's like the second keemstar gets bored y'all gonna take that over and do hypixel minigame weeks so I can sweet it'll be incredible let's play some bed wars boys okay okay I think I understand where the water is do I understand where the button is oh it's in the corner honestly I spent more time looking for the button while I fell in the water yeah like I I immediately spotted the water and it's like alright where's the where's the iron blocks s so simple it's like really easy they made it as easy as possible so we're like criticizing well I honestly that I'm giving them too much credit I don't think our entire into manipulate the scores I think they just have no idea what they're doing look they're they're Dedic the way they allocate their time is to uh they put 90 percent of it place in stone buttons and find the button maybe they'll change the map maybe they won't but by god is there gonna be a lot of buttons in that math and then they call it a day Elsa technology I hit the sub goal you did it I did it Oh droppers over to oh the best game how much have I climbed the boards I'm up to seventh place off of the drivers course how is xqc and moxie going to win this whole event our team still in seventh place J slat you're throwing you're throwing I got I got like 70 points order that border I can't believe it orders throw island you need more vigilance if I told astir okay what is this kid no is's oh god what is no Josh lad this is your time for your Redemption it's fine the button look at how Spacey this map is it takes ten minutes to get two buttons there are I think there's a hundred sixty look at the car there's a car do you see the buttons already dude you gotta you gotta get so wait are there like four oh that's big money dude dude there's four buttons on that dude you got a sprint for that immediately I'm going to dude you got to be the first person that is 40 points it's 40 points from a car the house that's the doorbell - that's that's 45 right there now let me see if I can see any buttons from here button man is about to shine this is where button man shines it's okay I'm the way no I'm not the button boy I'm the bingo boy this is where button man shines all right you got a perfectly line yourself up to get to that car man the dream do you get more points if you find it first yes Oh yet twice as many points this is where you carry this is oh yeah I'm just think maybe double-team the car I'll take left you take right all right are you sure yep okay I've seen the car this is easy money now come on I think everyone's like seeing us going this way and trying to go that way too yeah they all they're all on this side dude here we go no we're fine we're fine I think noodles think noodles I think what go go go go go go go go why is there a border they broke the border Oh No are you was that all about it was bait what why it's such a joke why do they spend all their time orchestrate and find the button pranks I just want to play Hunger Games oh my god okay just go and go into the houses I guess no J slate you gotta wear the buttons you can do this man you can do this man this is this is your main game button man you're in I'm hearing so many buttons be impressed but I don't see any Chuck no you can do this man no but I won't ok those don't count all right oh my god I got that first there's none of them you can do it there's gotta be something upstairs you gotta believe there's gotta be a button upstairs are we all in the same house is there only like one house they put a hundred sixty a hundred sixty buttons in this one house there's no you can do this man there's like bottomless you could do this this is why I added you to my team for those sick find the button points I believe in you - I can't believe you're failing in the most classic mind rafter mode ooh ten point I'm joking you just got to believe the heart of the cards man you're sweating and find the button there's got to be a button in this basement there's no way there isn't I've got one I've got a button good job have you I have thirty points you have you found six buttons I found two first I think are there no buttons up here am i oh I bet it's a wood button oh I hate them why would they do that to me I think you just might be better at the game than I am and I don't I never really wanted to admit it techno oh you got this you're a fine the button legend this is just happenstance and they're about to find 10 all right about to find 10 of them all right there's no way anyone else you how do swagger souls and Fitz have ten buttons how are they experts at this game I don't understand there's nothing there's absolutely nothing oh good button like I see a place for buttons there and I can't reach them okay is there like another house we can it's gotta be yeah this has got to be something I think there's a lots of houses and we all just went to the first one we saw probably I won't be surprising oh my god Jerome infills I found 15 buttons how are they good I'm teaming with Phil's the next time I need his fine and the button prowess already I really need you to support my time of need we just we just gotta win this man just easy victory that's easy find the button victory that's all I know how to do the only reason anyone subscribed to my channel was because they thought I was good at find the button if I lose this round yeah it's over we'll never we'll never hit 1 million subscribers I'll never get to do my elbow reveal that everyone's been waiting eagerly for yeah they're just gonna unsub it'll be all over ething it'll be over everything you ever worked for my chat they don't even care there's they're still doing the creeper song oh my goodness oh my goodness wait I think we found 15 have we found 15 buttons I think regards wow these fools letting us play on the same team when we're so overpowered there's five minutes left and find the button I think ideally they should double to find the button link I don't really care about any other modes yes the thing it's the most entertaining game mode by far yeah I don't I don't really think it makes sense to do anything else but find the button yeah well I mean this the audience retention is incredible right now yes yes there's everything behind us there's even some builders notes that they didn't head it out because they were just too busy place and buttons of course of course it only makes sense I'm gonna go to another house any buttons around are you in this house I'm nowhere I'm no way right now I'm just looking for but I'm in a pool right now all right button there button here there supposed to be a button in here there supposed to be a button here that I'm missing what what this there's got to be a button here why is it playing dragon sounds to make find the bucket sound more intense I don't know it's it's really is at the end of the day it really is just finding the button do we got that's me how do I get over this how do I get to this part of the map it's just fenced off there's no way you have to okay wait wait I can do this watch there be zero buttons here this wasn't even like an intended part of the map and you can't get back dude that they would pull something like that okay I need one button just so I know that's not the case please corner button corner button I didn't find that one already I don't think there's any buttons here I think we got to the point of there's one first four okay you want to get out of the map ooh everyone's in the same house is getting the same button it's like a bunch of idiots all right I'm gonna find my way I'm finding my way to you you got to hit the jump that's the tough part yeah it's really not that tough but yeah pretty much what what do you mean it's not that tough it's I I'm not looking forward to your final lava score if that's the tough jump for you there's a fence it's fine screw don't get in plus ten points for like every button out here it's great oh my god no one's out here oh this is this is what we needed techno yeah this is this is our break what we need it we got three more minutes to get every point in this game let's go this is where button man shines this is where the button man shines where are the buttons aye sir a pig beard named Harry plopper I don't understand who was that that's disgusting I want him gone that's my I mean you can't say that techno come on this is this is your meme have some respect this is my meme using your video title to steal your jokes it's great onde dude every button in here is unfound this is incredible this is our lucky break well your lucky break because I I'm not you got not really too hot not really doing too hot in the button Department Oh Oh first button first button baby you're carrying are we doing well are we actually good we are destroying the button right now I think we might be turning the ship around we're just the strongest players we are cool the button boys the button men let's go there's got to be a button here I simply want to lather to not be a button in here I can't see anything button here's one would you leave me on this wild goose chase for there to be no buttons a lot of the map is just like there has to be a button here there was not there were nobody under the chest under the chest oh how do I get to it now here's one I bet this is a new one it's not a new one that someone's found this they're hacking its x-ray its x-ray plain and simple mods mods review the scream their x-ray and they're hacking eventually we're gonna get to the final four of Minecraft Monday we're only find the button points determine the walls it's just one long-ass game of Minecraft find the button hey you know we play Hunger Games so it doesn't give any points and then just find the button determines the winner yeah it's the ideal it's what the people want we got 30 seconds man it's all good it's all good we're doing well doing well we're actually doing well not gonna lie we got this does it show us what place we're in I don't think it does so we just have to assume we're in first place yeah which we are yep it's just so easy for us the button man is shining now the button man is shining just trying to get a last-second button but I don't see it we're stranger thirty-six tactics found hacks only thirty six hundred there be hopping there be hopping did we get any points that time how do we move up in the team we moved up were six we went up slightly dude Skippy and bad boy Halo just got destroyed did you see how find the button just rearranged the entire score look at it this is how many shake but instead Preston find he's got three hundred and four points this is what we needed he doesn't he doesn't even do pvp he just just find the button twelve-hour he's like you know those like fortnight you sports like teenagers like drop out of high school to play 16 hours per day that's preston million find the button let's get preston on my team clearly he is the skills yeah I need you to augment our victory we can just sweep it'll be great we have a four minute break form an intermission incredible alright so I'm gonna use this opportunity techno to up my sub goal who is fortunate of a sub-goal I'm gonna use this opportunity to say uh everyone from Ash latch stream the three of you that have a youtube premium and are in the beta you guys should send that like two dollars to me come on over to my stream and hit the subscribe button I mean while you're here while you're here look I need to get 1 million subscribers before everyone figures out I'm bad at minecraft in the first two weeks or a fluke I need 1 million subs before that so I can say I have clout alright and then I'll reveal my elbows okay I have the hottest elbows on the planet my viewers every way to straight-up me she showed me I did not show them he does not deserve them I showed him a stunt double this is fake news my legal team will be in contact if these allegations continue all right see if you're if you're a new viewer to the techno blades annal you just got a steel free hot elbows because everyone else has been waiting here since like 2014 all right so if you have if you have youtube premium I'm sure there's a bunch of you what can you do like that was like three people of YouTube premium premium click on the super chat button and if you're in the beta because apparently they just flip a coin to see if you get the features of the thing you pay for then if you see a free super chat button just just hit that button send money I don't have it you're not in the beta you're not good or no to see if you're quick everyone checked to see if Google decided you were popular by clicking on that super chat button and see it if there's a free super chat there and if it is you're instantly popular it's it's scientifically proven I just need twenty five hundred people to do that so I can feel like I won minecraft Monday yeah I gotta say though techno that um that's which prime plug oh it was great it was uh that was really something else this is how I get the twitch streamers on my team I like fun and I funded Chris's like entire life oh my god it's great he's leaving me he's going to get waffles start chewing hey techno blade I'm disconnecting fun playing on your own you just loops he just takes the soundboard any all right operation five people are about to leak the IP address and it's not gonna be me chat I'm gonna hit the join button wait kill ninja free class I should change that title now I'm gonna join without leaking the IP because I am a genius among men everyone else is gonna leak a chat but because I am a break big brain genius I will not leak it they're not gonna start the server just restart it did the points restart the previous rounds were all practice let's start anew now I think I think that's the policy everyone wants to see here all right are you back with your waffles they didn't at the end I'll understand how Preston is so good at find the button was he earning points I didn't see his team up there was he like pretty high before kind of seems like he just got 300 points and find the button does look like that we have a we have we have PvP up next so we're gonna win oh it's kit pvp yeah alright I taught you the sprint button right techno taught me two interesting things that I never knew about Minecraft first of all apparently if you hit control you go fast it's incredible second of all he taught me that if you if you jump while running and you swing on the downward then you do more damage yeah it's a critical hit dude every one of my chats like yes he's playing with a really good player we're gonna win and I mean while I'm here like alright if you're falling you get crits which steal 50% more damage we still got it we still got a shot though I'm telling you if you were my teammate last week we would have destroyed and by destroyed I mean barely eked out a victory by seven points but that's still $5,000 all right we got this did you remember to turn up gamma I don't think we got battle arena we don't have battle arena or bingo I got that gamma texturepack for nothing isn't her nothin less'n techno they called me the pvp God before but now you got this now they really call me that we're gonna destroy people are saying I missed three buttons okay a whole three buttons my PvP street cred is gone we I feel like we missed like a hundred ten of them action actually the I miss 50 and the chat miss 47 is what happened there yeah so we back in the minds I hate my chat now stop oh my god oh my god Zach no what was that minecraft parody cover oh god you know who snitched who snitched which one of you told him I did those was that it was the best was that ironic cover it was incredible all right I should do end up no no I'm gonna get to monetize there's like an effort every three seconds oh god I gotta say though it was really it was really nice here in Italy the lyrics were great it's just my 14 year old voice probably probably 15 or 16 out I do not sound like it I sound like an old man now alright people tell me I sound like Santa just like one before - oh what the heck is this why am i with Vic why did I spawn immediately next I'm killing you mg studio I'm killing that um G casters I'm getting points for this let's go Lauren let's go it's over Lauren it's over it's time to die I know any of this stuff does it's beige and Canadian why is it I said why am I getting a seizure it's over junkie it's over CaptainSparklez it's over actually Preston's like competent at video games I hope you're making me proud right now I got him okay I have five kills we gotta get as many team kills as we can it's the first 225 is the thing okay I know poppy there's so many free kills over there what are you doing get those free kills instead I say repeatedly stabbing him in the back onde I got him I got him it's over it's over get over here where are you techno blade we're teaming right now it just kill as many people as you can don't worry about any of that I got dantdm you did it this guy who is this guy oh wait you respawn you respawn I was silly I'm a jest where this guy okay yeah you can respawn just get as many kills as possible we need to get first two 25 just sharp wail on people steal kills if you see people fight and you can just steal kills all right try my best dude the pvp god I'm getting wailed on he's getting in the mix got him oh it's Connor I'm sorry Connor Co Co Co Co Co we got 11 kills we can do this it's Connor get him why did he just damage potion himself he just damaged potion himself it's like a buff what is this why can't I hit this guy who is that clown get him get him why are they running you need to get as many kills as possible I'm killing Carson I got get CaptainSparklez get him xq see get him yes I think we can just kill each other for points quick stab me stab me get points stab me get points it counts dick countless I bet it does quick quick stab me it's over we're givin quackety free points unless unless I think no I got killed by James Charles I was going sicko mode quick just steal as many kills as possible just jump into a mosh pit and start wailing on him don't even care about staying alive you respawn in three seconds my best it's logged on Sep oh god it's two of them did he just did he just kill his teammate four points he stole my tactic he stole my tactic no way you can pearl in to get to people faster oh that's so worth it let's go how are they winning this how are they winning this game mode I don't understand good at minecraft dude no it's cuz his teammate is like a top bad lion player really yeah I'm up to fifth I'm climbing up there I can't believe I was 1 V 2 and with Preston and he killed his teammate stealing the points for me that's such a scam we're fifth we're making our way oh no we're sixth or stealing I got fifth with Carson and he logged off so if we get lower than that Carson's done no I mean last week okay alright yeah it would be bad two hours dude TNT run is next TNT run is next why didn't you throw the Harmon potion I don't know if Harmon potions are any good I don't know does doesn't seem like they do a lot of damage we've been preparing for this you can do this man just get top ten every time I believe ya do what if xqc beats me in this mode I would uninstall the game ships just responded to me on Twitter from the yogscast i am i am i am baby raging right now are you getting uh no get him that Tekkit server up while we're bringing back minecraft let's go oh wait no your name starts with s your name starts with s you can replace what's his name shin or whatever yes s ji I don't know what pronounce that yeah shin shin shin that's his name let's go I immediately fall this is it three games of this three y yes purgatory feels like pretty much just with more buttons and less frames exactly I forget how quickly the map disappears when you have this many people on it yeah yeah yeah yeah you guys don't understand this but me and techno we've been training we've been trained we were gonna train like pvp but hypixel like broke that our player record today and like 67,000 and then their servers instantly shut down just completely alright I'm going to the doing too well the walking jump strat trihard goggles are on okay I want to apologize in advance don't apologize unless you're to pologize and for how hard you're gonna win we're moving at a hope from everyone else's viewership yep well we are we are we definitely have a monopoly on the views right now we are killing it honestly yeah probably this is an event you are still alive I'm still here I'm still here nice is this top 10 no no it's like top half okay it's the walking jump stretch yeah did you die that's alright you got a decent amount of points that's fine it's okay it's okay I hate the missus they had to target you because they were scared of your raw power they weren't we killed them in the foot in the first Hunger Games we're just getting their revenge now it's fine it's okay where are you techno I'm down to the second floor cuz I'm bad yep no you're gonna be really bad at this man alright let's get another triple win like we did last time super terrible can you get six in a row let's get two five rounds dude I'm on a four TNT run win streak these fools know it's cuz every single game in all the sites like Hunger Games like every game in this tournament is obscure minigames that literally only the pack played in 2015 that I had never heard of TNT run it's the one thing like oh I know what that is so this is where I need to win no excuses here I don't know what fine I I didn't just kill you there I don't know what like find the button who's even heard of bingo what is that bingo dude they call you what do you mean you've never heard of bingo I haven't heard of minecraft bingo that's what they always call you though that's what they started calling me when I started playing bingo like three weeks ago when I discovered the game let's try hard mode it's it's it's it's try hard time it's cowboy mode I'm going cowboy mode Chet you don't want to see me when I go cowboy mode I just cut off Vic got them good that's what you like to see it's actually pretty it's actually pretty hard to cut people off in this mode intention oh no I didn't turn my fov back up I understand now you've been playing TNT run on sixty fov playing TNT run on sixty fov wait isn't that like your normal fov it's my normal fov so your viewers probably didn't even notice I didn't notice I didn't notice nobody noticed what techno was giving me lessons oh never mind I'm dead someone else had the same idea it's okay it's okay out of here Jack out of here you're the first unbelievable I'm not I'm not doing all that well right now no you're doing fine yeah I'm doing I'm doing okay but you only get points for first there's no bonus points for a second oh really yeah oh well this is fine this is not an issue I just got to win five TNT run games in a row yeah excuse me while I crack open a cold one with the boys yeah it's actually just it's actually just rubbing alkyl I need my TNT run win streak dude I can't lose this the only only reason anyone subscribed to me this for my TNT run prowess look at this guy go oh now you're playing you're golden you're golden this is it five in a row baby in a row you love to see do I hear six this is our comebacks lat it's the TNT run points look no one cares about the 1400 bed dwarfs win streak I'm here for the 1400 TNT run win streak you fall no I almost did there were like 12 people walking where I was walking like frames are taking such a hit right now it's unfair so I got to spend all that minecraft Monday money we're about to win on a signal well I mean after you spend 80% of it on makeup how much does the pellet cost he's gonna up the price now that he is boys I need to know I need to know what I just signed up for $5,000 if it costs like upwards of a hundred I'm gonna be really upset that's the price of being uncannily might have to know Beijing got me I need to be on canceled it's all you need in your life all right we had a bit of a rough start but can the streak continue no we're fine we're fine $40 I died oh I'd say you did okay but you didn't but the important thing is you tried yeah yeah that's it I was just thinking about the pallet I was just thinking about the pallet I can't believe it that's why we said at the start of the stream man we're doing no jokes this week no commentary the first thing we say is our mics are not muted this is an intentional choice in pursuit of victory it was such a mistake gonna try going this way you're in a good path right now I have a lot of confidence in this route Oh top 4 I have a lot of confidence is there anyone on the higher floors no no there isn't this could be bad no you're fine you're fine I'm not and six in a row this is Mike they're gonna remove TNT rod it's almost I don't lose TNT run I just don't I don't lose this game it's the only game I'm good at I'm trash at every other mode I miss the first in points now get destroyed Preston you thought you were good at find the button well welcome to my domain we're in fourth place it's my time to start stepping up this is what I have to deliver what place are you in Oh you just got to get like top top 15 and we can do good you got this man you got this we're in first weird you know call me you know what they call me techno but I I can't say what I was about to think of they call me the parkour Prince oh god we're doing lava run you got like 10 points last time they call me the parkour Prince no this is this is where Preston passes me and points it why do i why do I fancy settings on no that's what they call me no Preston he's gonna get a lead again baby honestly lava run was like me sweeping every week and then they added Preston and now it's Preston sweeps and I'm like dead behind no it's fine just a little bit just a little bit behind alright we just listen to me right now stop talking you're gonna do great this is your time to shine and it's also my time to you got this man toss my team know top ten I was that's a twenty that was not a top ten player you got this play they didn't remove it they didn't remove the pixel perfect jump okay you can't stop me and stop everyone else in the process what's the pixel perfect jump at like level eight there's like this soul sand jump that me and Preston spent like six minutes doing and we never got past it okay Preston got the jump once and he was so it was so unexpected for him that he just immediately failed the easier jump after and I don't I don't blame him after you miss one jump ten times no I mean for ten minutes you don't expect to make it suddenly yeah now is this the same map it's always been all right there you think they get another map Jase lad do you think this is the kind of developer power this event is boasted I'm just glad people aren't invisible and spleef anymore that seems like that seems like the main cutoff for like an event is for people not to be invisible there's no fire pack we're gonna so cater to cater to the newer players we're gonna be oh if someone's paid me a lot of money to cater to the newer viewers the water is being replaced with lava I mean the lavas being replaced with water so you don't die anymore really no oh never mind you were so happy I didn't memorize the maze I didn't memorize the maze fixed our beats me he knows the maze oh my god Cooper just cheats over the entire maze ban him I want him gone I want him gone I want them all gone dude oh why am i bad at this why is everyone else bad at this seems like everyone is really bad at this everyone's just failing on this one particular jump yeah I can say the same and I'm in first everyone else in this game is terrible see you later you amateurs SIA you're awesome you're on level 2 right no yeah please get points this round yeah I'm gonna try I'm really trying I'm really trying my best Oh level 2 I do think he put in parkour at this event which of the viewers are sitting here like you know what I want to see more of parkour I think everyone just wants to see more lava I'm sorry buttons they really just want to see more buttons oh it's Preston there's skeptic prophecy is true Skippy like not good at parkour something he's alright well I'm just forgetting the jump back in first everyone behind me is terrible at minecraft I can't hit that visit there's a jump where there's a block above your head cactus doesn't even work alright this is a jump where there's a block above your head I can't do it I'm in the lead and it's not even gonna matter cuz we're gonna get to the pixel perfect jump and just die there oh why am I actually doing okay pains oh my perfect runs dude please earn points please okay just you sprint jump at the first part and then when you're going down you regular jump okay alright that's good that's good to know nope spring jump doesn't seem to work no Preston's doing a perfect clear no you're fine get your head in the game all right all right we're doing this we're doing this somehow yes keep going you got this I managed to get to stage two stage three at least please I'm trying my darndest oh it's the invisible mage Preston you fool Arthur then I got last time you fool Preston I am the mat okay Preston just beat me at the invisible maze suddenly it's it's all it's all luck chat is what I'm saying here all luck zero skill involves no skill in parkour my dog was playing on my computer that's why I lost there here we go here we go here we go baby I'm getting I'm getting his own three for you you can do the easiest jump don't three we're in zone three this is the farthest I've ever been you're doing at me and I'm your gun never look potential coming out the big guns coming out for this deck now I don't know what this is all right here we go good here we go yes we're doing this Preston prepare to get past I'm just gonna I'm gonna annihilate this poor man he thought he was gonna burn for and I'm just about to I'm about to miss that entirely he's already on the gold level wait for Prince wait why would those really really like this whole alliteration title thing don't you that's all I'm good for you got the alliteration now that's our team composition what what oh you can do this dude dude you're going ham I am I'm going ham you know what else is ham related what techno pig the man himself how did I miss that what I hate this I'm going ham at no chicken I'm alright and nail this jump and alright it's one of those long jumps it's the invisible blocks I love them you'll love to see it I don't understand this thing you'll love to see it I don't understand this anymore you can do it man I believe in you this this the first thing in the in the Acacia one first thing in the Acacia all right I just left fixed art in the dust got'em I say as Preston is just 30 levels ahead of us he's already on the Emerald level I don't even know what the Emerald Evert level is I've never even heard that level Oh like I like hit this maze instantly am i a maze legend I am oh it's this one I hate this slabs jump at the pain jump on the pain at the end that's how it's done you can do this chase let trying I'm trying I'm trying call me parkour Prince call me hardcore Prince you got a real name you got this why am i bad at this why is bad well here 62,000 people watching minecraft parkour they didn't tune in for like Hunger Games for anything cuz no one cares about modes like that they're here for parkour you are techno blade highest audience retention you are techno blade dude I made it I'm aware actually I've been having a bit of an identity crisis ever since they keep labeling the techno pig on the roster bunch of bozos for that bunch of bozos for them actually doing pretty pretty yeah what level are you on Oh No I can't believe I did that people are actually starting to die a lot of us really I think so yeah there's only 32 left not me yeah you're just so good at this game not me that type I was praising you me me me please you can do this man I believe oh I almost had it I almost had it please I don't want I don't want Preston to pass me on the individual point bored out of this he's not going to he's not going to I feel like he is you are the best way to Center the pixel perfect jump that better not have been him making that pixel perfect jump that's not okay you can't be doing that that's Ithaca lis wrong it shouldn't be allowed it shouldn't be allowed that admins got to be trolling me there's no way they kept that jump in there the desert stage is this the desert stage is this the desert stage oh they're like a lot of sand it's orange sand I'm like a full level behind Preston races Mesa this is RIT parkour God they brought him in just so I could be relegated to second no it's the Mesa I'm in the Mesa I'm gonna Mesa you got this I'm in the Mesa I don't understand all right parkour is very exciting to watch I'm glad that are using it like every week it is so exciting especially when you're really good at it like me yeah I think you're coming up on the top half of the players man I think I am dude you're a part or a legend that's what they know I missed easy one that's what they call me he's not at the soul jump didn't we already did they rearrange it so the soul jump is like on the last level it actually makes sense I see Preston he's mine get back here you casual you can do this man Vava has entered you can don't don't pay attention to that just get get another 10 points from clear in a level I believe in you yes nice nice dude you're you're just destroying is this the neo one I don't even know if this is how you're supposed to do the jump I just did it like really easily last week and I'm not even sure how myself what oh oh oh it's the iron mace this hurts to watch it does chat and I'm not even like bad at parkour so imagine how bad it is to watch every other perspective hey that's not that's not a row I mean like from an organizer I name from an organizers point of view if you're gonna do a YouTube tournament you want something people want to look at instead of me people are Chris okay parkour Prince thank you they have Preston's just paying them like $50 on the down low to just keep keep parkour every Lindsay he's gone man he's winning the game out there jump to the ladders but there's like there's like blocks in the way I see the love it's over for me it's over for me see there's blocks in the way remember me Tech no no you can still do this remember me you can still do this what's my name parkour prints parkour prints I'm just gonna glitch on the ladder at least safe inside my mind how do I keep missing that one jump oh how can I do the NiO easily but making this block jump is just too difficult for my brain I don't understand boys this is the god spot how what princess found the god spot let's see how Vic doesn't how is he gonna do it is there a secret to this there you don't get points for surviving no you do not herb no all right I have to flex oh god it's Cooper and ho I gotta flex on Vic by doing the Neos and I'm suddenly bad at them nowadays here see I think the ladders are bait I don't think you can reach those what stage you in I'm a level 10 how did he get to the ladders he's hacking staff staff he's cheating ban him just level 10 yeah oh I see you I see it I see it how is he doing it this doesn't seem fair how is he I don't understand how do you get there this is boring why are you guys doing parkour don't look at me chat asked the organizers how blood / top doesn't work / top doesn't work my source of my power and Preston's ahead of us and I hate this game wait I mean I mean Vic is the ladder is the ladder bait i Vic got it somehow I don't understand no everyone's catching up to me this is it I believe in you pal oh my god I'm sweating I need air condition and I don't have it it's fine nobody has it in the UK but I live in California up here down the lava its overall good perfect jump now okay rip rip rip everyone dies now rest I embrace my death I embrace it goodbye goodbye we how are there still are people like hiding in the ladders in a half a week because there's no way Phil's and Jerome were still alive I was always doing that before it's the pro strats man yeah Vic how far ahead is everyone else quick get him get him lava get Preston - where is he Preston is he winning and I'm making it no I'm making it he's we're big stars they're just about to be there their bows their swallowed yep yeah is it over it's over all right I don't think they get the placement points if they don't get to the end yeah so they get like 10 they get like 10 more points than me I can recover from this yeah I can recover from this clowns clowns boo em boo boo we're techno shame these men shame better than Teddy doesn't even stop me from winning otherwise I would so be doing that myself I would not hesitate I would not hesitate I learned this from Daddy techno don't throw me under the bus snitch snitch I think we're in third place techno we were in third we went hoppin might be in third we went up from that actually that wouldn't be that surprising because I did pretty well and you did you did pretty you were like top 15 ish I guess you were doing pretty well pretty much most improve are you on the you're doing it man you're in 21st place wait I still have more points than Preston l he'll the seven-point lead it's unbeatable there's literally no way from how who is this person who's your on the winners perspective who is for gional I don't understand you are watching the winners perspective we got this man we just got a B CaptainSparklez Paige in Canadian logged on sip and TV in our frags what are you doing what are you doing to my audio oh god its build battle alright this is the test did they design this game properly we have five minutes before build battle by the way well this is our chance what is this this is our chance to prepare alright this is our chance to get the sickest build of all time do we even do we even have build youtubers here they just put this in for no reason like at least if Korean was here I'd understand but like okay techno who's in first place and we give them no points they get no points I'm in first place Oh give me four K no ID on the team on the team it's CaptainSparklez and Preston I have to assume there's okay so I want to say there's no way they'd let us see the the person who built the build while we're on it and yet yeah and yet something tells me I'd be surprised if they thought of an issue before it happened that's not like we're gonna be able to watch each other build yeah I feel like it's just gonna it right before you vote it's gonna say this is techno blades build he's first individual by the way just have that in parentheses 100 percent 100 percent that's what's gonna happen without a doubt in my mind it'll be incredible I think the theme should be Pig no bias no bias it's a Minecraft mob it's dream sniped I'm like get their monitors open copy them block by block and then we accused them of plagiarism and everyone down votes them it'll be incredible is he here why are we spamming this the theme should be Mexico pulling the strings man none of them that's how you got antvenom kicked ii you wanted to zero well I have a lot of strings in my fingers but they're connected to nothing alright anyone that doesn't let me in we target them in minecraft Monday just the second the game starts just stab them I'm kidding oh my god dude I cannot believe yeah every once in a while like I'll check some like famous minecraft youtuber on Twitter and it'll say they're following me and I like to have a panic attack why are they reading my tweets no I hate this I don't know and then I'll check someone that's not following me and they'll be like wow I didn't know they hated me yeah Twitter is just a bad website in general there is no grey between the black and white on twitter.com yes there is none none doesn't exist I have 61 thousand viewers this is great that being said techno since there is no grey between the black and white yeah what do you love and bear in mind the answer to this question whatever you don't whatever you don't include here you have to hate it you have to hate it do it I'm gonna forget to say something like food and you're gonna be like wow I can't believe you endorse famine unacceptable what do you love no I'm not trying to I'm not trying to get cancelled all right check quick we need a list chat everything everything it's like normal to love and also anime write it down write it down chat we need it get that list Oh techno blade weave question mark question mark question I've never watched an anime in my life okay the thing is I got modded on our slash techno blade which is the subreddit by the way we have no mod so no one go there I should not have said that in front of 60,000 people I'm an idiot whatever we have one mod he's got this and they made me Ahmad and so suddenly everyone can see my reddit account and look up my comment history and they've discovered that I watch anime and play Game of Thrones mods for Mountain blade warband and they're all leaving in droves what kind of anime do you watch uh well I guess I watched one punch man like a Normie doctors doctors dr. stone and fire forests are pretty good right now it's fit MC okay there's like two guys with like the same youtube name it's fit MC like yeah he's one punch man I don't I thought he was the to be to tea guy the anarchy server no he's he's one punch man okay why is everyone leaving server closed all right everyone quick leaked the IP address leaked the IP address everyone no one knows it and they totally change it every week that's the thing they do a baldest anarchy sir techno we need to get a 32k sword for this Hunger Games let's go dude I thought this was an anarchy week I didn't know we can't be hop I backdoor it in some weapons oh yeah honestly I'm surprised at the teams that are doing well I figured Skippy and traps would destroy and they're loosened 2x they're loosened to xqc why is someone saying COFF techno cough it's amateur hour imagine losing minecraft to xqc imagine yes the he is the hired goon moxie to kill everyone for him that's that's the rule I want to do like if PewDiePie is watching and you want to win minecraft Monday hit me up I'll stab anyone that dares oppose or your might it'll be great I'm gonna hire you as my bodyguard in SMP lie perfect yes I'm not good at you I'll pay you in cryptocurrency of trivial value excellent that's what I've always wanted and we can get a bunch of twitch Prime subs just the whole time if you don't the highest available score you have left will be avoided it's a non oh thank God it's anonymous they actually thought about this oh my god they thought things through it's fine you know what they call me I'm do you remember what they call me it changes every time you say that every time you say that there's a different alliteration worried this is the build this is the build Bob he's the build Bob what did they call you they call me the build boy you know what no they call me the build man that's what they call me he's a builder man he spilled her man from roblox wait can we just build whatever I guess yes there is there no theme I didn't think of what to build build theme life's life's a beach okay all right so Beach quick let's uh let's get some ring creative mode okay what are we what are we doing dude I don't know all right we need like we need like water all right I'm gonna I'm gonna like break I'm gonna break a lot of things here you know you you make like some palm trees or something boy I wish I knew how to do that I'm gonna make a volleyball thing I think yeah you could make one of those I think that Chad I'm not a builder don't make fun of me stained clay stained clay I got a jitter click no it's not detect all the water if the water ends here the water ends here wait you can break that part break it break it break all that break all that hey hey can I break through this wall too dude I'm gonna go grief everyone see you see huh where are they are they it's destroyed dude dude I'm gonna go I'm getting banned from this event let's go who's the most famous I'm gonna grief xqc where is he where is he I found jak sucks at life you're building sucks you suck where's everyone else where is everyone else I'm gone I'm gone who designed this game who's here it's super Travis it's super Travis imma put a sign what material can I use for this for the for the other little thing the net the net shy use for the net jet okay I got to get back to our island before the admin spots me I gotta get back I gotta get back it's a race it's a race I regret my wrongdoings it's always okay I'm not allowed up here all right we got out we got a sneak back I forgot where our bases use this it it's Lauren wait wait we were next to Lauren okay okay I'm back I'm back I'm in my area Kurt yep I made it I made it in time you see this he said staying when he said stay in your area I was in my area Camus it counts we're getting rid of all this courts all right I'm just gonna put water here and it's gonna look incredible oh my god but for it before I get five billion dislikes I broke like two blocks per island okay like - no one's gonna say they lost because I broke those like two blocks okay don't even go back techno go back right now and equip some TNT I told you they don't think things through I told okay I'm just this water sucks I regret place in this whatever whatever you you're doing so much better than I am okay we need palm trees doing anything okay what's palm trees chat quick chat tell me how do I make palm trees I can't just use birch tree oh do i just use jungle wood what if we can make a little funny joke that people will vote because it's funny instead of looks good because I think that's our only option here Tecna all right quick let's so let's make like let's make a wasteland wasteland time it's perfect don't blow up our thing I'm making a beautiful palm tree I know what palm trees look like I live in whatdo palm trees look like I live in California I don't tree quick let's look up at a reference image and make that sunny Cal the Golden State that looks like it looks like an executor or it looks like an aloe Lin executor just build that just build just build that what's the wither what's the wither don't spawn the wither what are you doing quick quick patch it up patch it up they'll never know waterfalls are knit beaches how do you know I've been to them I live in California all right quick we can do this we can win we can win I need the most individual points no actually I'm gonna be real with you do it do it dude dude don't spot it spawn it way over there spawn it over there spawn it over there dude do it to it for the memes for the UK okay I'll wait well I am either one building I suck at this you do the soul sand like an iron golem soul sand than a tea yeah or are you put the Hat on the top yeah you put three heads oh how did you know that it's it's basically that wither was an integral part of our build I can't believe the admin destroyed it this is rigged we're getting sabotage by the admin all right my sick palm tree wait there's literally palm trees right here I could have been copying this oh all right quick let's just cut recreate Italy really so lock for block good this is actually really bad block for block recreation let's go make a bar here block for block recreation I think that's too much I think I understand what's gonna happen here or make a little uh make a little lazy river make an ender portal okay let's let's do our building the nether we got this I'm gonna spend the whole time making a bad palm tree and we're gonna get no votes and it's gonna be incredible it's gonna be fine we just spawn the wither again right before do it imagine everyone's like voting on it in process and a wither just breaks in and destroys it all right they'd actually kick us out for that but but the memes I got 60,000 viewers we got we got this we got this this tree sucks this tree is so bad we're actually fine now that I think about it we can do whatever we want quick James Charles spawner with her there's no way they'd kick him they wouldn't that's the thing they wouldn't kick we got this do we have like a ball we can get no maybe like ask Chet what if we like a red wool that we can put like in the process of being thrown and then some armorstands because people dude yeah people are playing yeah see see regards we can't build an ender dragon that's not how it works chat what if we summoned one wait I need I need diamond armor this is necessary get flexed on dude get foot it's perfect cool totally uncool of you you know the theme is life's a beach and that's why I went and griefed everyone as a part of modern art to really embody life being a beach that's why the winner was a necessary part of our build and therein interfere and with our creative process by I'm gonna destroy this free it's garbage I don't know one will know this was here dude that's we need something you got this man you got this we need something a bar did they build things they build things for us we can just copy those it's great yeah I don't know what I'm doing I'm not gonna lie I don't know what I'm doing either man it's build battle I'm just I got the footage I needed of me just grief in everyone that's the clip you put on Twitter you get ten thousand retweets exactly exactly oh my god people are actually gonna be complaining I can already see it like wow he's even griefing why are you building a library this is literally a beach not those are drinks those are books they're moses books they're margaritas you just don't see my genius and you tell everyone you read Harry Potter no you just got like really drunk one day I thought that was the label honestly its build battle it's what I kill the Ender Dragon cool s.o.s wait wait I can give them heads oh dude look at how look at how lifelike this recreation is it's just two Harmer stands with heads I think this is this is a top score in my opinion this is first place we have heads look at it can eat you can't vote okay wow this is pretty good this is this is the best this is just the best bill this is the best build boat seven don't vote it's a joke how do you vote you have the you have the wall and you right-click on it don't vote it's a joke what the heck is this but we couldn't vote they can't vote on yourself oh yeah this is this is now give it up for it that's not bad you mean you want maybe a five no I already voted all that okay there's stingy man you can't your vote is forever what the heck what the hell well you know what I'm stingy I'm giving them a six out of seven - dude chill that's bad this sucks boo this is why we needed the wither way can I still place blocks you can place blocks techno spawn the weather guys go we spawned the wither no way they spawned the wither I can't even vote six anymore the buttons gone I can't one I can't vote six anymore oh seven seven seven points seven points it's seven points perfect perfect they're all vote in one because they think it's me and they think they're gonna sabotage our points oh this is pretty good I'll give it a five cuz I can't give sixes anymore it's gone it's gone you know what I'm gonna wait until the last second so they already know what it looks like and then I can't punch it anymore they put wait what did they do did they take me out of creative mode specifically they probably did are you in creative mode I'm not either all right let's uh yeah this is pretty good I'll give it a five done is the dunning-kruger effect is in full force right now cuz I can't I can't give a 6 I can't give us 6 twitch Prime 3 twitch 3 7 3 7 no.37 from me can't believe it I'll give it a 4 I'll give it a 4 I feel the urge should've just spent the whole time the whole time doing twitch Prime and YouTube premium promos we need to do some more plugs at the end of this I don't feel like this has reached the level of perfection that our has in my in my opinion world I always build that also interesting because we spawned a wither place all the vote blocks I think I just give it a maxima is there any reason not to vote one every time is not there's no reason that these are just two giant line I'll give them a four yeah that's not bad it's pretty good nothing I'd have to see something like incredible to give a seven and I can't give sixes anymore it is the problem yeah I don't want to give us I don't want to give a seven and then get a bill that's like ten times better immediate Wow look this sucks this is trash you would build something like this what the heck is this supposed to be volleyball on a beach terrible Terran wait no my wall alright let's kill giving let's give him the one do what what if this one just from ironic votes this whole tournament would be rigged that's a seven from me Oh actually pretty good I'll give it a five because I can't give a four or six that one was asked it's not the Carson won the dream I'm a hundred percent short Carson did something twitch prime related that's all he knows that it's his life for our like random things getting drowned alright snack oh man now I'll give it a give it a three now give it a three oh wait wait they said oh man oh no I wish I could give it a four but I can't I've already voted oh look they used villagers 0 out of 10 yeah I'll give this uh honestly this is a seven this is pretty good yeah this better not be like Preston this is the square system even work we don't have any points well I guess I guess I'd be a real snitch because you can tab and see people's points yeah one disgusting one I'm not looking I'm looking away I'm looking away Chet I can still break blocks we need an efficiency five pickaxe I can't even vote wait there actually is limited votes what is this why is it disappearing what the heck is this what is this oh wait there actually is limited because there's what oh that makes sense alright quick quick use all your one votes we got a trihard oh my god I'm giving it the highest vote I can give three that's a good one I'm gonna have to find the best builder in Minecraft for my teammate next week you had it you had him we spawned a wither everyone did the thing we did they're all plagiarist - okay what do I vote Chet a 2 or a 3 a 2 this is this is big this is gonna decide the winner I only got 1/3 vote left I'm voting this way I'll have more options for the next ones which won't even matter I don't think everyone made the the volleyball course Wow techno I think we might have actually had the worst place are the casters building I think do what if everyone runs out of votes what which build which build I need to know did do what it's like everyone ran out of votes and if you don't vote you get the max score so we were first and someone was last no dude I built the lead we're in second place we're in second place Preston Preston no we're in second we're in second it's the wither oh my god dude we're in second there's two games left spleef spleef well this is it we just have to hope they target Preston and log god zip and spleef sleep is my god sleep isn't a great game for me I do okay but the problem is a lot of spleef is minding your own business and hoping nobody starts none but I have 64,000 viewers so I feel like someone's gonna want to start some it's the impression I'm getting quick everyone the target Preston all right just get him actually I don't know what place like how many points third team has so maybe they're also a threat this is moxie fell out moxie already lost bad the game hasn't even started and he's already dead wait if he's out of the world does that mean he lives forever he's out in some he's out in some village somewhere he get in survival points this is it this is what it's all about referee I can't believe that guy would go out of the allocated player bounds in a map I would never do that I would never go outside of the place I'm supposed to be in that's just not okay no dude just no wait he got in all right just mind your business just avoid everyone maybe target Preston or logged odds if I guess because they have the most points but mostly to stay alive because yeah I feel like I'm about to get owned by like 50 people oh I've done nothing wrong why is it nighttime Bajan you got a chill no I did not get grande are you alive I'm alive I'm going please continue being alive I'm on the second floor me too me too why James chill chill James James is going after you now man we're so boned so many people are dying just stay alive get those points try my best oh I'm being snowballed the secret might actually be staying somewhat towards the center here yeah it could work I think that's the secret man like I tried to get to my area denied how do you get points here is it per Corp yeah just yeah for every one that dies you get a point okay are you still here Oh what luck I'm alive I'm out here oh there's Phil's uh what it's fine he's bad at the game Preston's still alive and ho I'm dead all right well you got to like 13 so that's pretty good Conor I will destroy him immediately defeated don't start none Conor won't be none Conor okay you got Cooper behind you oh never mind oh it's getting clear get me in bad boy halo are actually like pretty good when it comes to this sort of and now they're not defeated destroyed bad boy halo look I already taught you how to play one week and that was the free win you get all right yep I think it's just you and Skippy Oh someone else is here Oh Phil's on the top target Phil he's on top get him that's my distraction they'll never know yeah it's just because he saw he's in the lead right now you got to get him get him yeah he's on top get him we gotta get him Skippy he's on the top floor he's on the top floor no one is well we're waiting for the box to get destroyed where is he he's over there he's over there in the opposite corner I can't get him yeah you've carved out a little house for yourself yeah I kind of isolated myself because I wanted I didn't care about winning but now that I have a chance at winning this might have been a bad idea no you can make that jump you can make the jump you make a couple jumps up there I don't think I can you got to get film in you can't make that did we get him dude we got him Skippy oh dude crafts no blocks crafts no blocks is that a thing you can do yeah you can yeah I made it I made it nice no Skippy please Skippy he kept so many snowballs no no and he gets the 15 points cuz there's no there's no second place for a word rip rip Skippy why'd you jump into the lava the um G caster no why aren't the casters in creative mode why are they in survival mode oh right it starts off no countdown here yep oh you love to see it oh you love to see it I'm on the bottom already alright just to stay alive while you can we just need more points than Preston okay Connor you need to relax I'm going for Cooper don't don't go for people I'm going for nobody it's not for nobody you you're alive right come on all right good good we're getting points out of this Preston and his teammate are alive which is bad for us and one of them got me rip wow this isn't good this isn't good don't go for me dude dude Oh slat you got this you got a winch lat I believe in you more importantly we need we need a Preston's teammate is still on top where's Preston himself see a lot he's alive juhi snitch that he is the most points in chat I feel like that'd be toxic that would be BM anything to win man now you died rip no they're getting so many more points no dude Moxie just got jittery click - is this the random team are they using like the 20 click per second auto clicker strat is that's what's going on here I think so they're just legends alright who do we want to win this I want actually xqc is a decent amount of points dantdm you got this Dan win win did someone kill log dot zip please he on top oh he's on Jack Jack he's bullying you get him he felt blood for the blood god you can't say that you're not alive you know it was a sacrifice oh he's getting bullied he's getting bullied please anyone if anyone except logged on sip wins we still have a chance I mean we have a chance even if he wins but if you get second that's fine let's just three more points we this is the first place gets the 15-point bonus and they're ahead of us so we don't Cooper please just destroy him Cooper Cooper you could have easily killed him there Cooper please no Cooper all right dantdm dantdm yes dantdm I'm so I'm subscribing I'm alt tabbing and subscribing to dantdm right now right now I just hit the subscribe button to use 21 million subscribers all right all right I'll take it I'll take it we should tell people if anyone kills Preston and logged on sip I will become a tier 3 sub [Laughter] one more I wasn't cut out for this did you die no okay yet we need the points man they're gonna vote me off the island man no they're gonna vote me off the island no you can do this man I believe in you I'm just part corn I'm just Park corn I'm not even trying presto salad at the bottom nope this man needs to relax he's not relaxing right now okay Preston's teammate died do you just need Preston to okay I got saved Skippy hit me twice Skippy you gotta chill man we're friends we're chill just stay alive Josh lat you got this just chill dark none won't be none traps that is the spleef code it's for you too it's for you too Cooper don't start none won't be none I can't actually hit him from that decision there's no way they're not teaming what is this I can't believe Travis and Cooper are helping each other in this game they're teamed in unacceptable unacceptable I want them gone how dare they be in a team of two this is a solo event we do not speak of this did you die we do not speak of this where'd you go I went to a better place we went to a better place all right Preston dies immediately then we just need to win Hunger Games to win we can do this last game come back I'll type in the chat like if anyone kills Preston instant tier three so let's go there he is get him he's just he's crouched on the edge get him Vic start yeah yeah get him Skippy and bad boy hallo you gotta wait actually they probably have a ton dude they have like 200 points from spleef already what is this who do we want to die right now we want actually all these guys probably have a ton of points but Preston is the most points so we want him to lose there we go there we go I think we probably did about the same or maybe we got slightly less points and spleef but we just need to win Hunger Games by a lot and we can win okay that's the plan you know what that sounds like a cakewalk it's Skippy and bad boy hallo how are they so good at spleef they're so good at spleef there's guys he's getting scissored no no all I could have trapped him there I mean it's not gonna matter but still go Santa Claus or those env are frags alright and what's the what's the egg what's the is he actually gonna he actually got him dude mocks he's gonna win this one v 2 1 V 2 he's a bad lion God and a spleef God can he do it can he pull off the 1 V 2 he did a 1 V 2 in spleef the most skill based game-mode he did it he did it I don't even want to know what the scores looked like now no in my atleast first individual please yes some first individual by seven points dude we're down it's fine dude xq c is gonna win this he's gonna win the whole event no Moxie's in third oh we're fine okay are you like 80 points behind we got that it actually is it's difficult what it's doable if we go ham you can get a lot of points in hunger games we're gonna go we're gonna go we have to go ham and hope that xq sees team and Preston's team die immediately as well as everything we need hope that everything goes right there's uh there's like four teams that can win from this or five because bad boy halo and scabby CaptainSparklez in beige and wait we have to get it we have to get in the game I'm in the game it's gonna start without me no no don't let that happen all right oh man don't let that happen now what my chat would never forgiven me now we would have restarted we would have no they wouldn't pulled some strings so you want to pulled you're a dormice cloud and just redo every round before this was a practice round alright we got right that's right we have to pay attention to the border Chet all you all you want I all I want chat saying in the chat esporte errs border all I want to see is border and free $1 super chats from people in the youtubes premium beta-test free $1.00 super get'em free subscriptions twitch everyone subscribe I need a million subs please subscribe I'll reveal my elbows please I want to see borders I wanted to I want to see twitch primes I want to see $1 free soup we need the money quick donate $2,500 don't think we'll win and then we'll double it thousand donate 1 James Charles beauty kit I need to buy the Jesus palette I actually need to buy it please can we crab fund some some money why do they keep picking water Maps every week they're the worst Maps they're the worst okay is there enchantment table is at least admit all right where we going our backs to the water we can't even go anywhere this sucks this is rigged which is rigged alright make the executive decision - I'm going left left okay actually no I'm going right oh right right okeydoke we're gonna have to run for a bit to get items because items don't spawn at mid even though there's a grace period that's fine it makes sense if you don't think about it yeah anything alright someone actually sent me $50 this is great oh nice I have things you might like you ibly good items yeah here Oh take all my take all my words you're rich where's this PvP on yet I need my see I don't think it is but I need to see I was hoping he'd be trapped in ok there's 20 seconds left let's get more loot let's get more loot I don't think we're getting any loot here where's the loot boots not a thing I'm seeing ok we just need to start like killing people and then snowball from there ok let's look for names easy-peasy let's get Ted Nevison Carson left he's alone he's old they're gonna jump in the water this is why water maps suck cuz you can just jump in the water and you're free forever see why do they keep picking what don't go after her she's gone forever yeah there that's not gonna happen I see fitzy all right easy easy money its swagger Souls what it's swagger Souls I'm gonna slow ball got him we got 2 kills we just got a sweetening we just got a sweep do I have any IVA I got a soup out of that all right here you go here's some oh my goodness some items using TNT oh they call me the TNT mens perf thats what that's what they do I've heard it often yep early and often alright so let's get to mid to center nice stuff in here probably not yeah I see nametags good this is what you want to see holding the stone acts like that's not gonna make it run away - this is what you want to see and trapped we need kills dude oh it's Ted vision we have it goes head get him he's got stuff get him slow ball them get him get him all right here you go dude I need food I need food here you go get all that stuff as fast as you can okay I don't think there's anyone nearby quick get right click on the head for health nice all right here's here's quackety get him easy easy money right here okay we're going for junky Jane correct Italy we should have gone for clackety I figured he was gonna go for the water be in the dip master and all true true I have five arrows let's check out mid see if anyone's there I just saw a crafting table by the way ah do we need that I don't think we do do you have any food can you drop me like two oh here you go do whatever you got thank you let's just keep chasing this guy and wait he's gonna run forever cuz that's his signature stick but maybe we can find other people on the way yeah yeah guys really should be harder to run away and the ones in the water well that's the same guy we were chasing that's junkie yeah border border border be careful when orders start coming in now let's just go back to man there's probably more people around there we already got four kills yeah yeah we just need to keep destroying everyone cuz they're gonna get kills too oh hey look it's junky Genki desu major and jak sucks lady this is gonna be a hard fight but we got to win we got a window with you yet I'm not with you yet I'm far behind all they split up oh it's the worst mistake of their life get them get them please please not the water again please please they pearl they pearl this game sucks it's a bad game get one of them man we got to get one of them junkies got a wooden sword this game is bad you can just jump in the water let's go let's ditch him ditch him no one cares about that guy go over here it so we're going to MIT we go we need more kills I see James Charles and Connor we need points I'm coming get him I'm so sorry Connor it must be done it must be done it must be done where's James just running away he's this way he's out of there alright let's uh let's get do you have any experience model okay let's go to mid and get enchantments this is essential to our strategy alright and then I'm gonna need speed soup where actually my chat spam and border chat relax we're in mid we're in mid we're fine we're admit it's James Charles its James Charles sister he's crude in out some random dudes I need this kill well I don't I all I have to do it you got out quick at the get the enchantments how many levels you got zero alright that's uh it's not very good if I'm being honest no nothing it's not good it's not good nothing good about this well I got sharpness one and all we get loot mushrooms and sugar that's pretty good I think I dropped my bowl and right you want a bowl hi give me the bowls all right that's all I got I'll drop the funny stuff there's AG apple oh here you gonna want that all right and now we fight we fight these CaptainSparklez invasion Canadian over here okay they got a lot of points this is an important kill well I went the wrong way I went the wrong way he's got a pearl he's gonna use it who's this it's quackety oh he's done I'll hit him into you it's over it's over he's done he's done get his stuff and don't drown we're good we're good all right let's go let's keep getting kills keep getting out there's people up here I have experienced now all right I hope these guys have stuff crit him in the back it's time it's time get him yes yes I don't have a pearl hi pearl I'm going in for the kills I have mushroom okay just climb up climb up we can regroup yeah I'm trying I'm trying I guess that was a bit of a waste of a pearl but I'm going for kills man we need kills we need points I understand chase that we can win minecraft Monday and we can do this equip mate Oh God they're here they're here I'm not with you I'm toast okay I got you I got him we're fine we're good oh god it's just me oh did it last time no another solo victory you got it I don't like I don't like this stress I don't like this rest at all they're saying you have iron pants I do that is the thing I have those are items I possess you're not wearing them I'm chasing this guy our Cooper entraps - I hate this game and they're stealing my kill and this game is bad you got it you got it snowball them I was nice nice we got a knock back I hate this uh-oh I'm out of speed soup oh man get back here dude I hate this nope attention oh they're gonna to p1 me again oh no not again this is week this is week three all over again is just me getting one b2 by these guys this cycle repeats itself I don't think they care about you anymore that's that's good don't care about me these guys need to focus on what no they're definitely focusing me what are you talking about no no I don't know where the other one is they're going to the center they're going to the center they're in the corn right now they're in the corn right now I can hear my heartbeat I can actually hear my heartbeat right now border coming in I can't don't do it don't do it I wanted to get that kill I wanted to get that kill credit they're just gonna bow spam and 1v2 me I hate this Beijing Beijing we got a we got a 1 we got a team on him agent page and we gotta go we got a team on it go Beijing let's go to V 2 to V 2 I'm out of arrows they can just both spam me forever no get them how do they always have 10 billion arrows IT Antietam yeah get him how did that not go off see scoops down no we might have enough we might still have one is this it I don't know Beijing Canadian also had a ton of points traps traps please win oh and Travis please traps please don't lose to beige and please Travis please please traps you got to win this with half health traps traps I will I will I'm not gonna say to your three sub using hammy I think Beijing is like infinite stuff please traps please please combo him get a huge combo yes No okay okay we might still be we might still be good we might still what's the score what's the scar what's the score [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] you can afford a better chair because you just got paid we just won $5,000 dude we did what score did you get you got 18th place and you won you won minecraft Monday at 8:00 we actually won I knew we had a chance but I didn't think it was that large of a chant dude dude we actually oh where do we got it let's get a screenshot or something dude we need a 3d screen techno blade for a hundred bad boy halo get out of here I don't care about your screenshot montage we did it they're never gonna let me have a teammate again I'm gonna be so again there were band we're band we're too powerful do we actually won we got so many kills because logged us if and Preston got like no kills dude Bajan and sparkles were actually really close look at this this was down to the wire if Preston got like one kill and we didn't get a kill they would have won same with like oh my we actually slant now you could upload a video titled win in minecraft Monday and it won't be clickbait I need I need water [Music] dude dude give you a hug dude the admin said if I won minecraft Monday they'd add a talisman to Skyblock that adds plus 1% speed they gotta add that now we did it plus 1% speed in Skyblock from minecraft Monday dude do I get Pig plus plus rank now are they just gonna add a plus every week dude by the time the years over it's just Pig yeah well bad news first bad news first what's the bad we will never be able to team again no we're - it's good you're too powerful I know could they allow us to be on the same team - good at the game second the good news though is that I am now $85,000 in debt didn't you get like did you worry like 11,000 and day I was 90 wait shouldn't oh wait now where there's a zero there I'm smart oh you have to count in like the like 300 twitch prime sub she got true true chat quick destroy his sub goal again he hasn't but he hasn't even made a new one since we crushed the last one link in the description to send your Amazon Prime money to him Lincoln Brown you can subscribe for free and if you're from J slats chat please subscribe I need a million subs we're being sellouts right now it's great we're networking we're networking we need even more money elbows yeah 1 million subs elbow reveal I'm lightheaded the dream team how do we how do we keep getting away with this they're gonna be like disqualified he broke 2 blocks - 200 points like TNT run literally saved you guys dude the TNT run win streak is making me so much money practicing we did before the hours in LP NT run is having a whole revival we did it oh my god I have no idea I was thinking I could do like VR minecraft hardcore mode I thought you're out doing that and I was like I'm gonna steal this it's a good idea was it was great it's it's even from what I can tell it's even worse than using a steering wheel yes it's so clunky it's really clunky it'll be great that's what I want but I have to reach 1 million subs to do that series because my elbows would be visible in the face cam not the face cam but you know the body cam so everyone hit the subscribe button good Josh led to 5,000 twitch Prime probably can't manage that but still a lot still a lot gamer makeup alright now you Connery's pants oh what a loser the second you leave Conor you win he was holding you back dude I taught hey remember at the start when we were in first for no reason and I said that was for shadow and I could see the future oh my god I think Connor wants to talk to us alright let's you got to get uncanny wait James is gone dude you're canceled forever hello I was gonna say such nice things what place were you when you were team with Jace light like 11th I said you give tech note any teammate that knows how to play Minecraft all at school at school we all got we all got a lot out of this okay Jason I got $2,500 you became a sister where winters here like 2400 because I have to buy the [ __ ] dude what what time yeah you're gonna spend all that why did this person kind of sound like me what who is this no it's Ted it's Ted himself what happened Ted - listen listen okay I struggled I tried my best you guys absolutely demolished me but I was running from someone else and I was like oh I see techno I'm gonna lead them towards techno and try yes yes the coordination yeah I was trying to do like a little I was trying to do like a little thing and it won't really work out yeah the strats I had the strats yeah it's incredible yeah alright do it I think it only communicates with winners no this the second I hit 1 million subs I'm leaving all of you posers I only talked to people with 1 million followers or more man yeah and what's team easy win Adam you wanna win some money I should have I should have a paid service going you pay like $100 to team with techno blade we have an auction every week I was hoping that I was hoping you'd win Trev so Beijing wouldn't pass us in points but it's fine he still it was actually he was like in 4th place he got like - really if he got three more kills he would have won that's why I always going like Trav's please please win no I I didn't know until I got to the lobby it was look we have like an 18 point lead that's nothing that's two kills that's that's literally a two-button difference dude Preston got so many points on buttons I think he just launched a first place it's not know he's gonna tight this time he's gonna title it losing in Minecraft one day four thousand subscribers on twitch today though what's that so what's gonna happen when you hit five thousand incredible can I hit 1 million now what's why what's my social blades look like now I want to see what my social blade dude I have nine hundred twenty thousand we're getting there we're getting there I'm getting two thousand subs per hour this is great if we could keep that up for another forty hours so I could hit a million that'd be great there's easily four hundred people who haven't sub with twitch prime yet creator for free Josh let's get in paid so okay they like they have the prize pool starting like I think in week three cuz you know I got all the money that's why I've been throwing the last three weeks is cuz I already I stole all their money I was waiting for the prize pool to go up but I got bored this week so I won this is very legit no excuses here trust me chat if anyone else from other streams are watching you should believe me and think I'm a toxic person you should take all of this live to James Charles let's have it happen hey hey we need pewdiepie and SMP live you was tweeting wait look at me look at me where are you in my stream now guys yeah I should have hit end stream right there just ya know this weekend last week were such polar opposites yeah we did we did it boys yes all right I'm gonna end this stream now because the YouTube stream stats instead of showing average viewers it says how many viewers you got when you ended the stream so it always says I get like 20 like 15k viewers and I'm like what it says it wouldn't number I think when Debbie won when Skippy won he put in his stats and it's a zero concurrent viewers seems like I want him gone I'm gonna end the stream here bye guys everyone hit the subscribe button I'll reveal my hot elbows at 1 million oh god the sound words

Channel: Technoblade

Views: 4,134,900

Rating: 4.9375248 out of 5

Keywords: minecraft monday, minecraft, technoblade, technothepig, technoblade minecraft monday, hunger games, hunger games tournament, minecraft tournament

Id: W_8XRlBkXCo

Length: 165min 51sec (9951 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 29 2019