Fluffy's High School Reunion | Gabriel Iglesias

so I get a letter in the mail from my old high school when it's like you know time for the reunion my girlfriend saw the letter she's like oh your reunion I go yeah my reunion when is it when are we going um actually I was gonna take my friend Tony cuz you know we went to high school together here's my best friend since high school so I was gonna take Tony you're gonna take to me instead of me you're gonna take me instead of me your girlfriend you're gonna take Tony no it's okay it's okay you take Tony okay and I hope you have a great time aw thanks I knew you'd understand baby don't ask too many questions you know so my buddy Tony now we got our highschool reunion we get there early too early there's nobody in the banquet hall so we go upstairs to the bar area we're watching a basketball game everything is cool until some guy recognize me hey you're the comedian what's up dude dude funny bro let me buy your shot actually man oh I have a reunion right now and and I don't want to show up drunk oh I see how it is bro you're too good huh that's what that's what it is huh excuse me George Lopez let's do this stupid shot all right bartender shot so he freaking makes a double you me freaking King and slam that I'm like oh oh thank you man thank you let's do another one oh okay thank you see how it is Paul Rodriguez and he kept this pattern going he must have had like seven comedians behind his freaking wallet you know one after another I got so drunk I could I was that level of drunk where you can't even walk straight you got a look at the ground to navigate you know you're just kind of I get to the reunion there's a lady at a table and she's got stickers on the table that say hello my name is and then with a sharpie you write your name I was so drunk I couldn't even write Gabriel I wrote Flacco which is Spanish for skinny so you know I'm freaking right there stick it on and we walk in the parties going on you know I'm trying to find a table my buddy Tony took out I couldn't find them I'm sitting there I'm like oh my god oh all of a sudden the lights come up in the class president is holding the microphone welcome to the Wilson high school class reunion let's just cut to the chase find out what everyone's been up to and keep the party rockin so she pulls out a list who has the most children some girl in the back seven everybody's like now you remember okay all right she keeps going down the list who's them they're Justin man who who's been on television everybody at my table who wasn't talking to me before you know they weren't talking to me before now they're like right here right here right here sure enough here comes the girl oh we have a celebrity over here come on say something get up here flake oh come on flake Oh get up here mm oh come on get up here are you two good or what so I got mad and I jumped up I'm not too good um everybody my name is Gabriel Gabriel Iglesias I don't want to see a whole lot right now because I've been drinking and I don't want to say nothing stupid it's really nice to be here with everybody and I see two girls here tonight - whoo when I was in the 12th grade I asked out to the prom and they said no but you know what it's okay it's a let me go it's okay you know I it's okay because like she said I've been on TV and you two girls who said no you got fat one of them yells out your fat chill I know that but I was fat in high school I kept my figure why couldn't you [Applause]

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 2,462,352

Rating: 4.9588885 out of 5

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Id: Tz7TKS5Q3Xg

Length: 4min 58sec (298 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 02 2020