Fluffy Meets Arnold Schwarzenegger | Gabriel Iglesias

I've been starstruck many many times as a matter of fact this past year I got to meet one of my childhood heroes I got to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger now some of your clapping some of you're like way way away well here's the thing I didn't love him as a politician and I was too young to know him as a bodybuilder all I knew is the movie Terminator was my favorite movie and he was the Terminator so here's the story I'm in LA at this red-carpet event for some movie that I still haven't seen I'm standing there with my publicist okay I'm standing there with my publicist and she's she's explaining to me how the red carpet works listen Gabriel this is what's gonna happen you're gonna go down the red carpet and then the paparazzi is gonna start taking photos of you and then someone's gonna ask you some questions it's a lot of fun then we'll go inside and then we'll go to the after-party it's gonna be great as she's telling me this I'm looking around and I I look over and I notice I see him I see Arnold Schwarzenegger and I freaked out relax relax you've never met Arnie I said no I've never met Arnie I work with him all the time he's really nice um would you like me to introduce you oh she takes me by the hand and she walks me directly to Arnold I'm freaking out so bad I look like a big-ass toddler then we get over to Arnold Schwarzenegger area and he's Arnold Schwarzenegger he's already got a big group of people around him waiting to take a photo so I'm just patiently waiting as I'm watching him you guys I gotta tell you right now no one on this planet is better at meeting people than Arnold Schwarzenegger he is the greatest people-meter I've ever witnessed and the reason I say this is because when you meet him he's very engaging he grabs your hand he pulls you in he looks at you in the eyes and he turns it on when you meet Arnold you get exactly what you think you're gonna get it's awesome to watch yeah how are you so nice to meet you you so strong you provide I look at you this is incredible got these lights on this red carpet this isn't kind of excuse me how are you hey you so strong you come by and this is incredible look at you people are walking away from him looking at their hand there they're looking at their Hank you guys ten minutes I'm watching Arnold Schwarzenegger like people up and then I noticed something else I noticed that Arnold has a handler a guy who stands right behind him and it's this guy's job to basically reset Arnold for the next person he's about to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger will never cut off a conversation with the fan the guy behind him listens in on the conversation and he determines when enough is enough and then he signals Arnold to cut it off and move on here's the signal he grabs the back of Arnold's arm right there two times one two that lets Arnold nope cut it off time to move on always to the left awesome to watch this is incredible with these lights do these special effects is going on here excuse me how are you nice to meet you you so strong hey I'm like so I yell out to the handler hey and the handler turns around Hannah I want to meet up and out and he starts laughing because now he sees that I see how the Terminator is really working so he gives me one of these next thing you know he is lighting Arnold up he is hitting Arnold's so fast Arnold can barely keep up excuse me pardon me scuse me hello Hawaii excuse me pardon me high five high five high five high five high five hugging Miss Judy hello how are you very good pound a pound a pound up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up and up but he's coming down the line coming down the line coming down the line and I'm just waiting and I stick my hand out and he grabbed it how are you so I recognize you who I know who you are you'd the comedian who does the joke about the Indian man trying to rob a bank but he cannot rob the bank because they are making fun of him and in my head I'm like outside I'm like yeah that's me you are hysterical give me your contact information you are the funniest person excuse me how are you nice to meet you this is strong meeting Arnall is like a really good roller coaster you want to go to the end and meet him one more time you know

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 3,890,360

Rating: 4.9368501 out of 5

Keywords: gabriel iglesias, gabriel fluffy iglesias, stand up comedy, fluffy, comedy, jokes, funny, netflix, fluffy goes to india, arnold schwarzenegger motivation, arnold schwarzenegger workout, arnold schwarzenegger the office, arnold schwarzenegger, gabriel iglesias full show, gabriel iglesias magic mike scene, gabriel iglesias india

Id: YDkOZaolWQE

Length: 4min 59sec (299 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 25 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/JerkyChew]

That was kind of fascinating. There's a video somewhere of Keanu meeting somebody at an airport, and I always marvel at how he meets the person but just keeps moving because he know that he'll be mobbed if he stops.

[u/trucorsair]

Good story, worth the watch

[u/kompricated]

Damn, did he break into a woman’s voice for his agent?? That’s something else.