Visiting an Australian Beach | Gabriel Iglesias

out of all the countries i performed in my favorite country outside of home is australia and i'll tell you why australia much like us in america has its list of priorities you know what's not on their list political correctness they do not care about your feelings it's like a country full of daves believe it or not it's very refreshing to be around such a large group of people who speak their minds so freely and if you know that before you go there you're going to have an amazing time but if you don't know that and you show up it is a culture shock and a half because i showed up and i didn't know everybody says you got to see the beaches and i went to the beach i had people coming up to me hey somebody help me get them back in the water yeah there right there big fella look at you right there oh he's moving he's moving he's moving oh he's crying he's crying i bet it tastes like gravy [Applause] it's not bullying if everyone does it yeah that being said i'm in australia sydney australia at the opera house for me it was one of the most iconic places i've ever got to perform and it was bucket list definitely after the show i wanted to go hang out with some aussies and see what that was like i'm hanging out at a pub first things first australian people do not drink foster's beer that's an american thing they don't drink that over there i tried ordering one to fit in didn't go over well bartender looked at me hey you like the taste of piss do ya okay don't order that again so i'm hanging out with these two aussies and we're drinking a rum called bundy berk at first glance it looks like a coca-cola bottle because there's a polar bear on the front and then you drink it and you're like that's not coco as we're talking a third australian joined the conversation and he sounded a little bit different from the other two he had more of a raspy voice more like oh yeah he sounded like a drunk pirate underwater these two guys didn't like him so they called him a name and they left and now it's just me and drunk pirate we're talking about life life in america life in australia talking about our differences he tells me that he's a professional knife maker he's showing me how it's done he's showing me pictures we wind up polishing off three bottles of this rum and drunk wasn't even the right word to describe our level my tour manager ryan he comes up to me and he says gabe time to go and i look at ryan and i'm like but ryan i just made a friend and he makes knives and they're pretty my tour manager always knows how to talk to me no matter what condition i'm in if i'm drunk he knows better than to talk to me like i'm an adult he talks to me like i'm too he looks at me and he says hey buddy you hungry [Applause] well listen if we don't leave right now they're going to close mcdonald's and you're going to have to eat at the airport i got a girl oh my you got to go you got to go no worries and he goes to shake my hand and when he shook my hand he put his personal pocket knife that he made in my hand as a gift as for you mike thanks for being noise thank you thank you i'mma cut cheeseburgers with this

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

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Id: ip6eayr0ZHQ

Length: 4min 23sec (263 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2020