I'm Healthy By Default | Gabriel Iglesias

so let me tell you guys I'm in the doctor's office and he tells me he says listen Gabriel obviously working out isn't cutting it I have a friend who specializes in gastric bypass and I think it would benefit you greatly to at least listen to what the guy has to say it couldn't hurt so he hands me a card the card says BH surgical center I make an appointment I show up to this place I get to the door the door doesn't say BH surgical center it actually says Center for the morbidly obese so I figure I'm there I might as well check it out so I walk in I go over to the receptionist and I ask right spot and she was cool she was like yes sir you're in the right location can I ask you something absolutely why does this a Center for the morbidly obese on the door the doctors prefer it that way why don't you have that on the card because then you won't come in first time yeah first time so she hands me a clipboard and she goes please take this clipboard and have a seat they'll call you in a few minutes so I turn around and I sit down on this couch and I start filling out the paperwork and it wasn't like insurance forms and stuff like that it was actually more of like a questionnaire they asked you a bunch of questions and you have to answer from 1 to 10 how unhealthy you think you are and it's not going good it's not I'm like a freak at eight eight nine nine nine nine ten nine ten nine ten ten ten ten ten ten ten and as I'm filling out the paperwork outside the door I hear [Music] [Applause] all of a sudden the door opens up and this dude walks in free oh my god you're morbid immediately my score got better I'm like sure I'm a 4 4 3 3 3 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 I'm healthy by default he makes his way over to the receptionist and she's like are you here for the 8:30 rule is this your first time here over the ball Oh God because the doctors prefer it that way over new rule wrong cuz then you won't come in take this clipboard and have a seat they'll call you in a few minutes so he turns around and he looks at me and my sofa and he's like I swear I was like the opening scene to the movie Pacific Rim [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 4,535,415

Keywords: gabriel iglesias, fluffy, gabriel fluffy iglesias, funny, jokes, comedy, stand up comedy, world health day

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Length: 4min 0sec (240 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 07 2020