Black Siri | Gabriel Iglesias

so I got some tweets about the first show people were asking my teen because you know people saw a stand-up revolution season one and they notice that your hair is different your hair is actually 3 inches longer than it was last year you know I'm just glad I picked up inches somewhere bro I'll take it what's different broken that's true you know it was getting longer kind of starsky now you're bringing back the 80s bro I wish I could bring back the 80s I went hard in the 80s bro you know you know you wanna show remember the eighties I'm glad they made it cuz I forgot half the crap that I did and you guys have no idea this man right here ok he looks like a rock stars cuz he is he parties hard I know how hard he parties also knows how hard he parties let me tell you a story after you know a season one stand-up revolution we went on tour for a while we went all over the US and as a gift to all my buddies that were on the tour with me I gave everybody an iPhone 4s yeah we're good Mota theme was so excited because I had this feature it still has this feature called Siri where you hit the button and you can talk to the phone and it'll help y'all like you say all call John it's like you know calling John you know it's really it's really really cool but my to think you see how he is you know he messes with the phone he's like Siri tell me something dirty and the phone takes everything literal so it's like dude would you like me to locate a car wash so anyways you guys I had a lot of fun watching to play with the phone but then a couple weeks go by and we're doing a shot in Northern California in San Jose and we had a really good time that night doing the show and the people invited us to hang out and we had a bunch of drinks and someone said you want to go eat and I was I yeah and someone said you want to go drink and so Martina and I parted ways for about an hour and then we met up an hour later back at the you know at the hotel and I'm walking in okay and he's gone he is just uh somebody's helping a man like who are you I don't know but he fell you know man he doesn't even take off his clothes he gets into the bed with everything all including his shoes so next more you guys her team comes over to my side of the room he's like bro are you okay bro I peed on myself and my response was actually again because he's partied that hard in the past might have been is partied so hard you guys that there's been times where he's had to throw away mattresses all right cycle Marty why are you taking is so much worse in the past whenever that happened he laughed about Oliver look what happened party like a rock star yeah because bro you don't understand my phone was in my pocket I don't know i drowned theory I had a heart attack and I felt bad because my bro it's a new phone I go listen mother penis is a don't worry I got you covered man and so I said listen I'm gonna get you a new phone so we take a nice little trip to the mall we found an Apple Store and we get to the front there's a girl there with a clipboard in there trying to how can I help you and a well we want to see about replacing my friend's phone did he lose it ago no it's actually it got damaged well what's wrong with the phone I know it kind of got wet and then she looks at my peen oh did someone drop it in the sink oh heck no not exactly he said he dropped it in the toilet he wishes just well we have a few in stock would you like a black iPhone or would you like a white iPhone I said well you know Martina and I have the same color iPhone I said we both have a white one so I says just so we don't have the confusion of always grabbing each other's phones I said my peen would you mind getting a black iPhone it goes yeah but um does the black iPhone have Siri and I'm like what kind of a question is that why wouldn't the black iPhone have Syria right and then I started thinking can you imagine if a black iPhone was really a black iPhone no martine gets in the car Siri what's the temperature outside why don't you stick your head out the window [Applause] Ceri talk dirty to me you better not pee on me okay I like that why I phone [Applause] you

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 13,254,594

Rating: 4.9146199 out of 5

Keywords: gabriel iglesias, fluffy, gabriel fluffy iglesias, comedy, stand up comedy, funny, jokes, siri, iphone

Id: CNgOqNNWLQ4

Length: 5min 16sec (316 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 30 2020

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[u/Lucky_Number_3]

I didn't know he had a YouTube channel