Fluffy Stopped By Border Patrol | Gabriel Iglesias

people asking I'm sure at home and I'm sure a lot of you guys are wondering what's going on here okay you get a TV show why would you want to do it in Phoenix Arizona you know especially with everything that's going on why would you take a chance let me tell you why okay we've been touring with Comedy Central all over the country 50 states you guys in a tour bus every city every state has been amazing everything was going so smooth until we passed through Phoenix I got to tell you what happened okay we're on our way to California and in between the two you know there's a check point where they're looking for illegals narcotics weapons or all three if you're convenient and we're rolling it's pretty good huh anyway I know I did a good boss cuz when I went she's like this it's really good it's really good I saw the bus I saw it anyways it's uh it's early in the morning and we're rolling through we get pulled over and the immigration officer walks over to the window and he you know our driver you know he's like what's going on here and our driver right it's cool dude named Dave he's been driving tour buses for like 30 years he's old and white and he doesn't care like his favorite line is I don't give good old Dave rain so the officers like what's going on and Dave is like that's a comedian Gabriel Iglesias and his entourage of comedians it's sponsored by Comedy Central it's legit and as they're talking we hear this outside hold on our dog has just informed us that there is something inside this tour bus that is not supposed to be here and our driver looks at the immigration officer and he says is that what he said Scooby Doo and we're in the back having a heart attack Dave you're gonna get us arrested next thing you know they ask the representative of the tour bus to get off so my name and my face are on the side of the bus door pops open and I'm greeted by an immigration officer with the last name Sanchez traitor not only did he recognize me the guy was starstruck cuz as soon as he saw me he was like and when I saw that I said oh this is gonna be easy right we'll take some pictures I'll sign some autographs and we'll go hmm here comes the other guy with the dog right what's on the bus and I look at Sanchez and he's still I didn't think nothing of it you know he's like what's on the bus are just more Mexicans I didn't know I knew I messed up cuz they look at Sun cheese and he's like next thing you hear friggin everybody off the bus Brigid Matta theme my friend Alfred my friend no you forget one little two little three little Mexicans for than a five or six everybody off the bus and then they put us up against the side of the bus so they could frisk us for narcotics and weapons the guys in the back show the picture now notice notice you don't see a white bus driver in the picture it's cuz he took the picture apparently even after talking smack to immigration he was still considered an innocent bystander hey guys can you show the next one that's Sanchez show the next one there's a dog and there's where we throw it trust me they did not catch me with anything cuz my guys are fast oh yeah if they would have popped me with something on that freakin tour bus are you kidding you guys would have heard all about it that sucker would have been on TMZ bring it oh oh Fluffy's doing puffy I'm gonna tell you guys a saddest part of that whole situation was being on the side of the road being harassed by immigration okay meanwhile there are cars driving past the same checkpoint and I'm getting recognized and not only am i fairly recognizable from almost any angle I'm touching a bus that has my name and my face to confirm that's what we thought it was so I'm against the bus and this guy's got his hand on my butt and meanwhile from behind I hear this [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] greater than systematic

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

Views: 8,555,168

Rating: 4.9326029 out of 5

Keywords: gabriel iglesias, fluffy, gabriel fluffy iglesias, stand up comedy, comedy, jokes, funny

Id: F7b4R445iA8

Length: 5min 49sec (349 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 05 2019