Flex Tape II: The Flexening - JonTron

okay we good doing this everything good I don't look let's do this you know when the first flex take video came out we were not expecting it to get the reaction it got believe it or not we didn't think anybody watch the damn thing we were just trying to get Warner Brothers actually to buy it off us so we can cut our losses I mean a video about tape come on this was 2017 remember nobody was interested in tape at that time how little we knew Oh top story tonight an online video regarding a highly adhesive tape Suites the nation meanwhile millions of people are left wondering why I learn more about sticky stuff in ten minutes watching this video then I have in my entire lifetime now we all know that's a lie don't we sadly no for real check out John Trump's video he did a video on flex tape it got a couple views I don't know I don't count views anyway and all that was before the Oscar incident here's one you won't soon forget an Oscar acceptance speech that's sure to be nominated for an Oscar and the Oscar goes to seal that up jontron what is it I don't see categories like real movie no no no no no just just take it back I still can't believe it myself sometimes what's that over there that is my second year award girls tennis from Newton High School trophy and after all that I just I got deep into doing things no man no responsible man should really be doing anyways you yeah I don't know who framed that and put it in a picture frame in my house but to whoever that was it's a little bit tasteless innit well I'm clean now so after months passed and a lot of careful planning and consideration I'm happy to announce we decided we're making flex tape - baby me and Sergio here we've been working together a long time but I tell you we both knew this one was gonna be a challenge you got to keep up in your game in this industry can't stay stagnant you want to be numero uno you gotta at least be higher than numero dos it's just math dude you're number one who are you're number one no you're number one you're number one you're number you are number one you are number one most [ __ ] you're number one know what I'm trying to say is this time we knew we couldn't do it alone so tell him Serge what we do had the best best and brightest from around the world we booked Frances most stylish and daring art director Antoine Dubois I don't know what he does I'll carry these looks cool behind the lens we got renowned Italian cinematographer and Zorro see he prefers to work in literal trash I keep telling him to stop that ship I really don't know what that's about and on the score we got Heather Breckenridge straight out of the UK Award winner by the way Wow very impressive did the cultural barriers kasnia miscommunications between you all Oh only thing that occasionally comes up is that they don't speak a word of English I thought you said Heather's from the UK yeah it's a different country right I don't know what do they speak their English I'm from England they speak English honey okay put it in Google Translate for me I don't know what the hell you say I mean we're going big all right bigger than anyone's ever seen before figuring anyone's ever asked for before I mean we're over budget we're over time is keeping me up Sergio I haven't slept in like a week two sleeping pills you know what are you talking about by the way what is it supposed to be I'm telling you Sergio if you don't have that animatronic the Iran must gum them on my desk by Wednesday it's your head what are you looking at [Music] [Music] [Music] all right all right everyone settle down settle down thank you for coming out today as I'm sure you're well aware and it's been just a generally strange 11 months but here we are the premiere of flex take two you guys gonna be a lot of me really 80% me 20% you come on let's do this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well I may have gone too far in a few places okay I think we can definitely do some reshoots I just need to check and see what's left in the budget is it bad if what was in the budget I spent on drugs hard drugs already it's gone it's gone it's gone what are we gonna do that was literally unsalvageable should I refinance my kids for this maybe we should file bankruptcy no we saved it in post and modern computers are awesome I pushed a couple buttons on my Fitbit whole thing was done all right for your viewing pleasure everyone here it is the recut you're gonna love it [Music] I'm back to miss me it only took me was it like 11 months but a long unusual this time I was actually gone so long that my subreddit has officially replaced me with someone named Scott the woz sounds a bit like a terminal illness to me just like my subreddit so I know I'm late on this like very very late but my most requested video and this is the most requested thing I've ever gotten was to make a follow-up to my original flex tape video like so many requests I've never no-one's ever tweeted the same thing to me so many times before so I figured it wouldn't be right it would be proper to come back and do anything less than the second flex tape 2 video but hey okay III can't say I'm not curious I mean ever since I made that video they've been on some escapades so let's drop in like a strange family on Christmas and see what our good friend Phillip Swift offers up to these days some people think they can eat the Flexi or family of products you can don't eat them don't ingest them in any shape or form they're not to be eaten your God he's gone mad with power someone needs to save this man from himself you know your product has achieved peak meme hood if you got to tell people not to eat it which I'm pretty sure it's gonna make him eat it by the way [Music] wait a minute flex glue hold on a second Phil has gone too far you sniffed too much flex glue and now all he can see is Martians no that's a lot of damage now I'm not saying you only royalties for this clearly amazing idea that I came up with a new stole from me I'm just saying you know maybe there should be a check in the mail the first of every month yeah I guess that's royalties is what I'm asking for I feel Swift here for flex glue this looking good baby come on sell me some products the super-strong rubberized glue it's toothpaste I'm sold they make hoop paste I'm putting in my mouth immediately flex lose a powerful adhesive even this heavy brick is gonna stick what you tell me this whole time I've been using just regular scotch tape to fix my bridge to my door jamb just gonna be revelation oh shoot oh oh oh and once it reaches maximum strength flex low can easily lift over a thousand pounds Jesus all right I gotta admit that's that is some strong glue my trusty glue all right but I hope you trust your carpenter because uh you know you got reinforced ceilings flex glue is so strong it even works underwater I mean is it really a flex seal product if it doesn't work underwater I feel like that's part of the criteria so you can apply flex glue underwater and it even dries underwater is this really the strongest guy you got it flex seal HQ please someone every end is unhinged savage to show you the power of flex glue Phil I'm pleading with you whatever you're gonna do with that thing stop it now get out go home to your wife talk it out we can fix this you just made an absolute mess of things you know we wouldn't need flex shield you wouldn't keep breaking [ __ ] you took all these ports and flex glued them together and built the Flex blue pods do four by four it's just as easy as 1-2-3 although I feel like there might be a couple steps missing here you know like the 1 2 3 4 5 finding the right chassis 7 8 29 making sure the Pistons line up in the engine there might be more than that even look at that man go you can't knock it that's a man having a hell of a time they doing rentals I'd kill to take that beast for a spin ok next one we got flex tape clear all right bill Swift here for flex tape clear the super strong waterproof tape that's clearly the best way to feel and repair clearly huh I know what you did there what station instantly bonds to the surface stopping the toughest leaves while remaining virtually invisible I mean I don't know this is pretty cool and all but I mean I don't see the thing working underwater plus it even works underwater to show you the power of flex tape clear what's he gonna do what's gonna happen we all know you can't get through a Phil Swift video without something happening look at that ear to ear smile he knows what he's done not only just flex pay clears powerful ease keep all the water out of the phones but even in shark-infested waters shark-infested waters so what are you gonna do next time flex tape your head and try to breathe on the moon let's tape clear they're just swarming right beneath em how did you do this it creates a super strong watertight barrier that seals out the elements and you could see right through you sounded a bit warbly in the voice they're a little shaky sounds like a man who knows the only thing between him and a Bond villain style death is a little bit of flex tape clear even in the most extreme conditions damn I mean I knew this stuff was strong but I ain't expected to work that easily lava world just cuts through the magma like nothing that's amazing okay you didn't have to show off with a mobius strip Phil we get it it's tough you're gonna be in there forever okay that's enough of that why don't we top this off with one last video okay what's this celebrities love the flex seal family of products rubbin elbows with high society are we just get it okay just get flex seal oh wow Jerry Seinfeld a box-office hit B movie now that's a man you want on your side all right you're gonna hold it over Chuck stirrers head there it is flex see that works America I'm sorry are my eyes adjusted correctly is that Charles Barkley and Shaquille O'Neal doing the freakin bucket gag this could be Space Jam too if they weren't already doing it with LeBron you know that commercial where the guy saw the rowboat in half yeah and and then he with some kind of what is going on here is Jimmy Kimmel being interviewed by David Letterman or as David Letterman interviewing Jimmy Kimmel I'll tell you who we got we got his big on here got his brother oh wow what does it take to book you I couldn't even get you an important man at times valuable all right you want to get serious your name on it call me we'll make it happen I got a second phone it's for my Nana you can't call me on that one Daniel Tosh for a flex seal Daniel Tosh okay so we bought this boat and cut it in half just like the commercial Inside Edition lady never heard of her I don't know if she counts as a celebrity it's called flex tape you've waited more than 10 years to tell me Gordon what do you think I'm gonna say without a doubt deal [Music] okay see how it is I mean I got Jerry Seinfeld number one ready to show on television I get Shaq I got Letterman but Phil who is that that is that's just a man you found on the street you thought I wouldn't notice this huh I gotta say I'm kind of hurt is it cuz I'm a youtuber I'm not a real celebrity Phil is it cuz I put a piece of flex tape on my [ __ ] in front of millions of people and said I'm a prostitute to be honest if that if that's the reason why I kind of kind of get it I mean it's not like I was your biggest fan or anything it's not like I yeah decorated by roomful your awesome products and merch and wanted to show it to you you can try John you okay you bumped your head pretty bad come here Phil are you talking to me of course I'm talking to you who else what are we talking to I really got to get more sleep come on come closer and you come [Music] but oh my god where am I hello really my dad this is heaven no John it's not heaven it's better it's the Flex world where everything as far as the eye can see is made of liquid rubber in a can when I guess no leaks no leaks John by doing it rains come to me my child I wow this place is amazing I mean is that the boat with the screen door from the commercial yes oh my god it's the buggy this is awesome can I Drive this thing now that's what I'm talking about I just need to see your driver's license and proof of insurance what I mean I don't have it like on me you pull me through my TV are you serious oh come on I mean why did you bring me here then surely it wasn't just to show up you're admittedly easy to use an effective line of products what was it no it was to show you this jeez son John I brought you here to show you my greatest creation yet it even works underwater John I'm gonna need you to sign this yeah that's it and sign that sign right there and race it good boy it's my legal team well gentlemen thanks for stopping by it's time for you to go now and remember okay guess that was all a dream then well back to work these videos aren't gonna make themselves thank you guys so much for watching I hope this was worth the wait for you I know I've been gone a long time but I'm back now and hopefully you'll have some funny stuff to look forward to and I really appreciate those of you that have stuck with me this long means a lot to me and just a quick note if you want to pick up some of our awesome new jontron merch line you can do so at represent comm links are in the description and probably somewhere on the screen I forgot how YouTube works I think you can put that out as a link on the screen let's hope otherwise I'm gonna look real dumb right now and of course just a huge genuine humongous thank you to Phil Swift and the Flex seal team for making us with us and if you're not following Phil Swift on Instagram frankly what are you doing with your life you can follow them over there at Phil Swift TV and just as a quick aside we've been working with real genuine flex seal products on both of these productions I gotta say they are some damn good products so if you ever find yourself in need of something like that you can get the entire flex seal family of products and they're awesome merch at flex seal products.com all those links are gonna be in the you know what to do and till next time I don't want actually break my own table though holy Jamali [Music]

Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 27,299,120

Keywords: jontron, flex tape, flex tape 2, phil swift, flex seal, comedy, funny, jerry seinfeld, david letterman, daniel tosh

Id: Vs2WRpu5syw

Length: 21min 17sec (1277 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 02 2018

Reddit Comments

[u/younglinkgcn]

What year is it?

[u/Janarik]

Only 11 months between videos? JonTron is trying to lull us into a false sense of security with his current breakneck-pace of uploading videos.

[u/_86_]

he got phil swift my god

[u/the_alert]

Damn, he found the weight he lost

[u/BobsenJr]

"I may have gone too far in some places" what a reference

[u/OmarGuard]

This'll get a couple views

[u/dobbelE]

Weird flex but ok

[u/roflcooki3z]

Animatronic Elon Musk Gundam

Never before have I wanted a thing to be real so bad.

[u/ABgraphics]

It's a 20 minute long ad