Fiverr Gigs That Shouldn't Exist

yeah that's an that's an alone an executor weed with tits in a vagina [Music] welcome back to another fiber video now sadly 501 interested in letting me make another video something about buying corn or something so we're gonna spend my own money I'm just gonna put more ads on the video now in the last video you may remember I bought some cartoon Impressionists and commit I know you have film a little left out so I'm gonna make sure you are represented in this video I had a bit of trouble deciding who deserves this gig who's gonna appease my car now it just appears that there are a lot of people who are just as enthusiastic about kurma desire not to no surprise there is no shortage of people offering to voice Kemet the Frog and say dumb [ __ ] and I had trouble deciding who deserves this monumental task I decided why don't I get them all to talk [ __ ] about each other and that come in impression this is like beyond matter down so let's listen to that Kermit impressions all of them they want me to tell them what to say but I want them to talk [ __ ] for me I need you to do something very special for me like this I couldn't be into like table tennis or something why do I have to make people do this oh oh breaking news this just in you can have your business logo your company or whatever you want behind me in this new breaking news set I just got a green screen and started making 5 orders all right you know what I respect the hustle ok let's do it I didn't think of a great story that is believable that I can share on Twitter and the people will resonate with and I'm gonna I know exactly what we're gonna do here is the script my good sir that was 5 pounds so really nothing lost so last time we did this video Evan thought it was kind of you know a big dick energy move of him to make a diss track about me now not only did you fail Evan you were a disappointment to everyone around you and I would I would right one of my own and perform it to crush you but Evan how many subs you have you're really not worth my time honestly so I figured I would perhaps pay someone else to write and perform a diss track for me now there are a variety of talent to be had such as this guy who is charging 12 pounds for his rapping skills justjust could take a lesson from her and if you will so we're dealing with the cream of the crop here I saw that was [ __ ] terrible as well look at these guys I will we will make a diss track on anyone I got a call in the big guns look at these band just to put the cherry on on top they would take 29 days because you know you can't write a masterpiece in in three days or a week this this needs this needs a month in the oven at least and I would I would pay you guys to do it but I don't have a month to wait so I think we're gonna go with this guy is one he's cheap and two it wasn't awful so you know an acceptable standard your lyrics I need him to write the lyrics realistically because I I was gonna say that it's because I'm terrible at this but that's you know there couldn't be further from the truth so hard to find Evans channel and YouTube because he has so little subs the man who edits my videos made a diss track on me I need you to make Warren back alright I'm excited for this one I'm really hoping that we win this war because if his diss track is worse than Evans which you know is very difficult to do that but if it is should be a monumental embarrassment for me speaking of monumental embarrassments I wonder how your mom and dad feel about you the next one we're going to order is I will create this water drop anime video with your picture kind of like this turn that down it's awfully loud Wow wow so beautiful I no doubt this is a real work of art and it should be taken seriously so let's mean the [ __ ] out of it what could possibly go wrong am I gonna be banned on Fiverr at some point I feel like it's just bound to happen eventually and you know whilst some other kind of a rampage why not get a very sexual fanfiction featuring him you're probably typing in the comment Connor I'm very concerned for where this is going and you should be so this guy says I will write you a stupid fanfiction and you know by the the images he has on display here he's clearly a man who takes this very seriously the work speaks for itself you know need i say more I am excited very excited I'm getting excited for the new and upcoming detective Pikachu movie and in honor of how fluffy and furry detective Pikachu is I want to be drawn as a furry I must become what I was meant to become isn't that like Kermit you're very kind way the hosta make me a furry just do it I will play video games with you I will design a not-safe-for-work Pokemon card for you what dove what's the most [ __ ] up Pokemon to be made into porn I will need the card inscription that includes name of card oh [ __ ] dude they really went in on this I didn't expect them to want this much detail I don't know how these cards work I just attached the image of one I'm gonna have that's that is like for sure yo this looks good what a Naruto character would I be there god this is so expensive thirty pounds okay whatever whatever we're dealing with I will turn you to a covergirl on your photo now I've got a arguably fantastic body now I'm not saying that I need this but you know I could look like an 11 opposed to the ten that I am now [ __ ] it let's just order it you know what let's just order anime boyfriend again let's do it I will make an animated wallpaper 3d anime style this looks awful this looks actually actually terrible and it's exactly what I want with fire I will play video games with you we just do it Evan Evan Evans like yeah do it toys [ __ ] it I'll just do it well let's order a cosplay girl to play game to those cuz [ __ ] knows girls aren't gonna play games with me otherwise alright so I think that's enough things that we've ordered for today come back in a few days and hopefully everything will be complete and done and we won't have to worry anymore I have a feeling this is gonna get horribly wrong but when doesn't it I'll see you guys soon bye it's ten days later I mean like ten seconds for you well five even whatever the point is a lot of stuff went wrong for some reason this time nobody wanted to do my orders so I'm very very happy with these orders overall because some spicy thing remember how I asked those Kermit the Frog impersonators to talk [ __ ] about each other Wow oh boy I feel like an awful human being for doing this but the results speak for themselves one of the Kermit voice Impressionists contacted me back and said please cancel this order I do not condemn other people's gigs on Fiverr what a stand-up guy he doesn't want a [ __ ] in anyone else's parade he just wants to respect the other workers we're all out here trying to make a hustle and you know what I respect that you know major props to you my dude now the other guy let's see what he sent me no I don't think you're prepared for what the other Kermit Impressionist said about the other Kermit impressionist hey Kermit I know big events can really change you you know but the divorce with Miss Piggy really took a toll on you didn't it so happy because the other guy was such a stand-up guy and this guy was like now I'm gonna [ __ ] go for the gut dude right my experience you know what I'm very satisfied I can't believe he did it you know when the first guy canceled on me I was like oh no they're both gonna cancel on but now this guy came in clutch I will create a breaking news video I have no idea what I sent this guy this was like 10 days ago so let's just see what he comes up with breaking news sonic has never been good but with your help he can become great again simply eww and nozzle your chest into your senpai and let out a little know he may never be on the same level as Kermit but he sure knows how to run fast and eat ass look Plus presentation today students I'm gonna tell you why I run fast I mean ass wait can we hear him say who again simply eww it's like what my parents would say if they saw it written out oh no you're willing just on point sir create this water drop anime video with your picture so let's just let's just see what he sends us [Music] I thought this was gonna be really shitty like I thought it was just gonna be like I don't know just some droplets revealing the image but it was the outlines and everything wow that was amazing man I'm going to purchase one of those virtual frames just to hat this on me I am now a complete man and my story arc is complete if that isn't feedback I don't know what is okay all right so he's uh he's done he's done the deed he's given me the disk track on heaven I asked him to write a dish track on my editor Evan because Evan thought it was hilarious to make a diss track on me last time which was terrible so joke's on you Evan but either way I thought I would you know bury you there here we go my man Austin b01 is quite the proficient rapper I'll have you there so let's see what he has to say [Music] you ain't ready for this heaven I've no idea what he's gonna say but I'm hoping [Music] you stop this real-time looking like your life you live I can choose you don't need you [Music] oh my god I am so satisfied that is everything I wanted it to be and more I'm really happy of it alright draw anyone you want as a furry thanks for your order the order is enclosed yeah that's that's me as a furry let's just review them ok let's just forget about let's just review them ok let's get on with this I thought let's move on to a more suitable thing for me design and not-safe-for-work pokemon card for you let's just see what they did okay let's just let's look at the masterpiece that they drew okay oh my god yeah that's a no that's an alone and executor with tits and a vagina I'm gonna make an apology video I think after this why is it so good scream her I liked the ice cream moving on I will draw you in Anna ruto manga anime style well that's that's me that's me a Sakura yes I'm looking pretty thick the beard is so much more consistent on there than it is on me you know what I think I prefer the Dragon Ball one from the first video but it's still pretty [ __ ] good you know I I like you alright this one was turn you into a cover girl on your photo this I swear they made me thinner yo I definitely look thinner what the [ __ ] that's so creepy yeah like they've slimmed me here I mean I will make an animated wallpaper 3d anime style oh God oh this is good and by good I mean not not good not good at home I'm gonna close this anyway so I ordered someone to make a fanfiction and they didn't fall through they kept telling me they were gonna do the next day and they never did so I just ended up canceling it so I just hired someone else to make a fanfiction and I guess here it is will read it out Kevin please put the sensual music home so here I am in my room just finished recording a video I see Kermit sitting on my bed just waiting on the bed for me looking at my eyes full of lust not sure how to feel then he speaks I've been waiting a while for you all I can say is I know before I jumped in bed immediately it's been a while since come it was this lustful and I am ready for it today we both started kissing passionately while I'm out in Kermit's name you delivered that was common being lustful and it was not safe for work commit I do not want to hear of this again I don't want to see you looking at me again I don't you're not sleeping in the same bed Amir very ever again and then I tried so much just to get an e girl to play games with me and I've never had so much difficulty in my life so first of all I ordered this girl who said that they would play video games with me and they just never reply to my messages so okay fantastic it was so difficult I contacted a ton of people to try and do this and it was so difficult to find anyone to play games with me but eventually eventually I found someone who was willing to play games and also let me record it Lumina Lisa let me play games with her for our there was a lot of fun Thank You Lumina Lisa Oh get out of there you died you don't stretch to do that you know I want to steal it so good thank youing oh wait your full HP what do you mean you need healing your full HP wow I'm on [ __ ] autopilot right now this Massey's doing everything for us well I think we just won all right time to feed what you mean wind [Music] oh god oh god oh god oh god like I just did damage to him oh there we go you see those moves you liked those moves oh wow you're welcome thanks for carrying around you're a lot of fun Lisa I hope you get many boys in your life and many people who want to throw money at you if you want to play games with her links down in the description I guess that was weird alright I will record anything in a male anime voice I was running out of ideas so I asked anime boyfriend to just roast me and he says hello Connor the recording is done I felt kind of bad recording this since you asked for a roast it's also pretty long recording like three minutes because I'd written down three minutes there's three minutes of roasting material on me are you kidding me I hope you enjoy the recording and that your fans don't literally hate me after this my fans gonna be the least your problem you know Connor you asked me to do this like you asked me to roast you like the issue I'm having right now is I'm gonna try my best not to feel bad about what I have written down and what I'm gonna say mhm alright let's just get into this alright so first let's start off with your quote unquote YouTube career which by the way you literally built off of the back of another property Black Butler so when you think about it like that what do you even have in your videos that is actually unique to you you don't you just don't have anything in your videos that is actually unique to you Wow cool another cheap cosplay video Wow incredible another video about a company paying you to read yaoi hooray more recycled content awesome oh my God look at this photo if you dyed your hair orange and then put on a lab coat and a gigantic pair of glasses look like dexter from dexters lab no no no wait scratch all of that you know who you look like Jon Arbuckle from Garfield you so do look at this photo ok so that concludes the end of the roast no hard feelings I hope though Connor I still love your content I don't even dislike it a little bit you asked me to roast you though so hopefully you and your fans don't hate me after this as long as you continue to make content I'll continue to watch it so keep up the great work I always look forward to what you post in the future Wow you're just gonna straight-up destroy me for 3 minutes and then be like but I love you though you didn't hold back the holy [ __ ] dude I'm [ __ ] sweating I'm very satisfied you're dead to me but you did get and then that that was it four or five a journey we had a lot of ups and downs a lot a lot of canceling but you know we got there in the end if you guys did enjoy this fire video once again I know you guys are loving these videos I I'm having what are you too much fun making these videos if you do want to purchase any of the services you can do so by using the links down below there are affiliate links so I get a little kickback if you use them and also please if you find any weird fibers that you think I should order go to my Twitter tweet at me and just just send it to me and I will probably like bookmark it and go and do it if it's really weird but other than that thank you thank you so much my beautiful weeps for watching I hope none of you roasted me as hard as anime boyfriend doesn't future video please do share it around share my love for kermit as well because he needs it yeah I guess I have nothing more else to add just just keep supporting me being an idiot I guess this is a lot of fun have an amazing day my beautiful leaves I will see you beautiful rooms next time on hopefully another five video [Music] [Music]

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 728,255

Rating: 4.9842825 out of 5

Keywords: CDawg, CDawgVA, Fiverr, Funny Fiverr Orders, Funny Fiverr, Weird fiverr, Buy Voice Actors, Voice Actors, anime, Memes, Fiverr Memes, Animation, animations meme, animetions, memes, best memes, Pokemon, Pokemon Card, Awful Pokemon Card

Id: YSJjFsxwcSQ

Length: 19min 49sec (1189 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 05 2019