I Wasted All My Money On Japan's Crane Games

hello as you guys know last time i came here and tried to spend 500 of my hard dollars and i uh i failed i i know i lied in the title it's just one thousand dollars but it is 500 again but i'm gonna try my best to spend all of this this time and uh we'll see what we get and luckily since four months have passed a ton of the items have changed so if you do come to japan and say five months a year two years from now the items will most definitely be different in the machines don't mind me just getting on my my fat stack how long before the staff come and ask me what the [ __ ] i'm doing what does 100 look like a coin let's go and uh win some stuff the first 100 yen i'm just gonna put like four in right away i learned my lesson so i can't really see what's going on here but i i think it's the same thing we push it but it's got a buffer so you can't go back so that's pretty good so if you're not familiar with japanese crane games how this basically works is that you need to use the weak claw to push this box to the left until the gap is big enough and the box falls through oh okay that's good what oh that starts chats that's just about ruining the box i scratch it i've scratched the window if you win this where are you going to put it in the bathtub i think like next to all the soaps why are you washing him with soap no he can watch me while i wash oh that's so fiddly i think he messed it up i spent about ten dollars trying to redeem this mistake and i should have just called steph right away i'm actually making zero progress it's been 15 minutes i'm losing it so you switch back and forth the front and the back using the right arm i already knew that's what i had to do i just wasn't very good at it oh okay no that wasn't what he said but that was that wasn't what he said melin that wasn't what he said how much money before he just gives it to me i mean the staff are watching i hate it here why are we here just to suffer i had a memory like oh that was fun when i did that video and now i remember this wasn't fun at all this is horrible you're so horrible he's gonna fix it up again oh my god why is this one so difficult no no it's gonna push it the other way i successfully tickled the box no this is so embarrassing i feel like i'm getting secondhand embarrassment now i am dude there's two of them now there was two staff members behind me just giggling away every time i failed i hate my life i was just like are you really shitty [ __ ] at this point he's like no no not at all i was having so much trouble that i had to ask a third time for help and this is the first crane game oh my god oh oh finally that was the most embarrassing 30 minutes of my life this is all i have left one handful really so 50 bucks long from evangelion melanie did you know something shocking what over 50 percent of the people who watch these videos aren't subscribed so you should go and subscribe at home if you want internet fifty percent thank you this is a big boy look at the size of this boy meline that's the chunkers that's a terrible start oh no oh no right in the eye the head needs to go this way and the back needs to go this way so head first yeah head first like giving birth this is the the birth canal meleen do you like penguins who doesn't like penguins penguins are so fun don't they smell bad i've never smelled them have you smelled the pool yeah what have you seen the videos where the penguin shits on other penguins what no it's kind of disgusting it was like splatoon splatoon penguin poop edition my first time ever seeing that video of the penguin pooping is now and i'm so sorry that you guys had to see that as well can i try this that too deep oh or maybe oh i get it i suck i'm not seeing enough movement mailing i think this is like 30 minutes per machine we picked some hard ones to begin with i i just saw it my eyes wanted it you know i can just take it from right there there's just one right above me really and i can just grab it right now and no one would see you go to the exit fill me i'll grab it i'll run that's evidence in your own hands that's fine i want it in 4k if i'm stealing [Applause] next video day in the life of a prisoner during the life of prison in japan why is he so wide not enough chicken and broccoli he hasn't been eating healthily you know i get it why would you he's stuffed that's pretty good actually that was not very good i lied turn that pen into a pen win this is good look at this angle i think that we have a bit of a problem though you're just giving it a massage the circumference of this penguin was so large that i had to ask a staff to slightly realign it so that i had a chance of getting it he freed the tail think everything i have three left out of the first 100. it's the last coin this is the movie plot we're going deep we're pushing this butthole in all right we're right in the butthole [Music] his hands all right let's go get more money this is like one of those you know the pornos are everyone's stuck in like the washing machine like we're just like jam really looks horrified i've never seen it but i've heard about it [Music] if you spend so much they want you to keep spending on other machines so they'll come and help you and basically just give it to you and he's practically set it up so that all i need to do is just do this and i should have manga very own penguin in 4k as we do we love to see it we have a penguin me and my boy's chilling meleen has suggested that i should win a coin purse for all of my gigantic coins all right let's try and get it god it's like a laser beam it's so aggressive it is it's like that's so easy to win those ones as well it's perfect for your coins right because this looks like i'm like committing fraud or something it's not ghetto anymore went from ghetto to kawaii let's get the pokemon i want them all maylene i'm gonna put three in exactly mainly and i'm gonna get all three sure you are god i love that how he swings around like that yeah i'm failing i'm bad at this one this is where stuff in the video started to go wrong what if you made a limit on each machine like ten dollars per machine max why that one was big so that one was easy to grab onto oh this one has so much space it like just doesn't grab on to it i'm a grown-ass man and i can't get one in pokemon he's getting in the way he's ruining me what thirty dollars on the second thing no that is not okay that is not okay i actually give up this one is not worth it anymore i'm losing money for no reason this [ __ ] i want to get these though do you know who i want meline ram no rem i'm a rem stan i feel like this one's gonna be difficult he's not worth it would you say i don't like queen millions i'll show you who's worth it why are you laughing really what's so funny huh you're gonna give up on this one too see oh i'll try one more time no why this one is complete bs there is absolutely no way to move these boxes i stand by that it is not my fault the game okay i'm kind of bad okay that's perfect it's okay it's okay that's perfect again it won't accept my coin so i'm calling it quits on this one i have found something very special that i really want mike wazowski and it's actually really cute so i would like that but also also isn't that the cutest thing ever that's so adorable i really want it i'm gonna get it that's a bad start oh yeah have you got chocolates in it yeah what i really want that chocolate as well now do you even like chocolate no but with snow wax yeah oh what oh that was so close i thought i was going to do it i thought i'd get like a home run you have to hook the heart from the back side wow it was always the hot meline i knew it was going to be the heart [Music] yes they really don't blow the horn for you they don't like me that's so cute you put money in it now i was so proud to win this one this thing is so goddamn cute let's see how it tastes oh wow that is so adorable food review at the crane game was it worth it that was really good and this is so adorable are you ready for mike yeah i'm going to ask them that's the first furthest it goes but this might be okay oh okay i think this is definitely doable oh my god i'm going to him right in the eye oh come on mike i need mike wazowski i'm an idiot i'm just spamming it and i i ruined the coin now you're gonna get mickey i don't want mickey don't get mickey oh my god i'm so close to getting mickey by accident oh this isn't possible i've nearly accidentally got sully by getting my mike was wedged in so well that i'm pretty sure there was no way to get him before i asked the staff to move him i think at this point just stab him yeah yeah yeah i will i let him because i wanted to get both oh oh sully i'm coming for you mike you're mine watch me get your friend really cute okay okay that's clean that's it come on the pepper we got the boys the set it's not anime but you know close enough yo merlin i don't wanna this looks real good look at that isn't that cute the one on the right is cooler why not both there's more ram that one's cool there's too much ramp i can't win all these right there's another one all right come on this is this needs to stop this is i love rem this is too much i like there's never too much ram and as i was looking around for another prize to win i stumbled upon something rather interesting what the [ __ ] is this it's yet it's sausage just dry sausage is it bad that i kinda wanna go for it all right boys let's get some dry sausage man everyone's like bro is he gonna do the dry sausage machine everyone's looking at me like he's insane come to japan could get cool anime figures no thank you i'm getting the dry sausage it's probably really satisfying to like bite into it it looks like really satisfying foreshadowing this is gonna be so i reckon i just spend like three bucks just ask for help then i've spent like twenty dollars twenty dollar sausage i spend two thousand dollars on a single sausage in japan they'll have a board meeting and they'll be like guys i have no idea why but sausage demand is up two thousand percent this month for some reason someone's actually playing it must be a german tourist maybe it might slide back what what the i reckon you could get two now no no no no i'm good sausages i have no idea how that worked oh my god that's thick look at that let me hold it what the that feels huge it's like a tree trunk i reckon for this big sausage the whole staff should come and be like like at the end of evangelion you know where they're like congratulations sorry to interrupt this video but videos like these are very expensive that's why today i'm glad to tell you that i'm sponsored with surfsharkvpn surfshark is an app or browser extension that allows you to change any of your device's locations in the world at least that's what all the websites will think because now you are unrestricted it can do whatever you want on the internet are you like me and live in japan but 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force it after a while just ask them for help i agree with you connor or just stand at the machine for a long time they just go like okay okay ooh is this looking promising oh just kidding that was bad it really looks like they're making it easier for you but they're not you'd think right this is super easy but this final movement is probably the hardest part of doing it shipping it across is easy the way the staff actually moved this box this time actually made it more difficult i think oh clean clean you have got to be kidding me i need to get this side to go like like this where are you going to aim now same places earlier i'm thinking yes we got it finally a ram figure wait how many times did the staff help you on this one doesn't matter how many times they helped me they helped me because i'm a paying customer they finally celebrated you winning something today's not me that was for you i really want this one this one's cool ram number two these are the only rams i'm getting i just really want these two because they look really cute isn't that the cutest i guess it's okay what you said you like this one yeah she's cool and it's a title exclusive oh it is an exclusive wow she's dressed up as the staff yeah yeah i don't get it so how why do you like rem i don't know i guess cause she's like unwaveringly loving of subaru wow you might just get this one easily i think that was bad no oh here we go there it is there it is and for some reason i decided i was going to use more than 5 of my power and get this in under 10 [Music] no i tries music this time that was like 10 10 turns right 10 15. look at that so adorable in the previous video i got these toys and they were amazing and there's more so i want to get them [Music] this is where the video starts going bad it's got a nice grip to it okay okay i see oh okay this is the only difficult one really down to 300. oh oh you don't got it you are kidding me this is hard man what the [ __ ] this is way easier last time oh no oh no [Music] you're kidding me yes that's getting greedy now did you think it was gonna happen then i thought it was what is happening that's not gonna work i think it's just oh what the are you just gonna keep getting more now yeah i want all of them now oh there's a yoshi okay is there a yoshi yeah there's a yoshi up there my greed is my downfall oh i thought that was going in because it's trying to grab onto the cardboard it's not as like sticky when it was on its side with the plastic window it sticks onto it i'll flip it over what no it gave up at the last second yes i knew that would work yeah i think i should quit should i i want to get yoshi but this game burns through money so fast that ain't right at all connor you literally just said that it burns through money stop stop i am a pro gamer why am i losing because your dab is [ __ ] [Music] i'm literally going to cry i've literally put like 60 bucks into this this is worth like three dollars maylene yoshi i i'm telling you come home right now you cannot make the thump this is the look of a man that is going insane i've legitimately spent over a hundred dollars on all of these don't believe me here's a very fast montage of all the failures [Music] no no no no is it that hard it's do you want to try yeah meline seeing my failures thought that she might be able to get the job done okay now i'm nervous [Music] i'll put i'll put two in never give up my lane right that was terrible so far on the edge now i get it i get it and i'm gonna get it you done yeah i'm done that stressed me out so much oh my god i should have gone maylene i could have walked but no you told me to keep playing meline oh no i'm right back to where i am because there's only one yoshi i'm down in my last 100 bucks was it 400 already maybe we should walk away if there are any children watching these videos one you shouldn't be but two don't be me walk away [Music] finally finally i can stop playing this [ __ ] i'm taking all the gems you know i deserve them editing is fantastic because you didn't have to sit through the two hours of me crying trying to get all these goddamn stupid toys i love them though gallows this also looks really hard i'll try it so the way this game works is that the box has a tag attached to the top of it and the crane has to pull it down the slope but the slope isn't smooth and it's kind of sticky so you have to drag it down the whole way and it's quite difficult this looks fairly easy yeah i think if you get it in it's not too difficult oh connor how naive you are does it not slide down this i thought it does i don't think it does you know that means you have to zigzag it are you kidding me it's not sticky it's sticky oh whoa that moves a lot you can watch me do this and you can you can just want to strangle me and say kind of look i know how to do it let me show you how to do it until you come here and you try it it is so much harder than it looks because it is not meant to be one it is meant to say that it takes you so much money it is not easy i do not i do suck that is true but it is also very difficult i was not paying enough tension there i was talking to the camera and i wasted 100 yen and five minutes of my time waiting for this claw to reset i could have watched and read all of one piece by the time this claw returns i thought it was going to be quite difficult to spend all the money but i've gone very fast through it and that's worrying it's a slither every time it's so slow finally editing is fantastic because this literally took like 40 minutes to get are coming kirby [Applause] that was close oh you see the same thing this is brutal i don't think i can get it i'm going to burn through my money too fast after losing so much money on the other previous games i decided that i should walk away before just burning through all of my remaining money all right i'm gonna go and hit it this side i guess i want the tea set because well i'm british so i think i should get it fantastic reasoning connor but it looks like it's gonna be a little difficult oh harder than it looks this is it's quite heavy i think that's why just hope when it falls it doesn't break could you imagine when you get it you say like it looks like gamers this is probably gonna be the last prize i can get today if i'm lucky the queen all her power is being imbued into this so that i can get this tea set wait how much do you have left oh my god you're not gonna get this i think i can do it i had around ten dollars left so ten tries left to get this tea set and if i couldn't get it no tea set for me okay let's get it and sadly the first one was a bit [ __ ] bailey i don't wanna hit your laughs right i'm gonna get this oh luckily the next two attempts made some good progress but i was about to make a rookie error this is it this is it i'd push the tea set towards me jamming it so there was no way i could move it further but i had a trick up my sleeve that's [ __ ] up that's so cruel calling the stab he was calling the stat that was the trick and with three tries left i was getting a little nervous but i had to do this for the british in me let's get it i did it with two coins left you know you should get an ice cream all right now that i've spent all of my 500 successfully this time let's see if i got more from my money's worth this time than last time so let's go home now that two days have passed and i've had time to reflect on my questionable spending habits i would like to discuss the prices that i won whether it was a good choice did i waste money probably first prize i paid like 30 40 bucks for this that's so goddamn worth look at the size of this boy this could be my son so i did find a listing for it on ebay for 75 which is great to hear but i did also find a listing from an actual store that sells it for 21. now 21 you know i mean sure you could you could buy it i mean i could buy it i just i would have a good reason for this wait i just realized so this isn't even released yet so this is exclusive to the crane games at the moment i'm guessing i'm not really sure but i'm gonna say that's a worth even if it is 21 on sale you can't even buy it yet money cannot physically buy this thing right now until logs but right now pre-august 2021 this is a steal this is a steal get out of here beautiful bastard i'll see you in bed tonight ah yes my obsession with rem is undying i am trying to amass the world's largest correction of ram figures that is actually quite difficult because there is too many ram figures out there i'm pretty sure that there's a ram for every situation there's probably you know hanukkah rem christmas rem with some weird welsh holiday ram how much plastic is there we do not need this much plastic for two more pieces of plastic all right not gonna lie that's a pretty good stand for a cheap figure and a crane game oh but that's a little hole big hole i like this they have different sized holes so that you know exactly which hole it goes and i shouldn't finish that sentence the circumferences of the dimensions of the places where the foot goes are different so you can differentiate them and make sure you get the right one that's a nice figure and i i wish i could like convey however how heavy this is i wish i could convey how heavy this is but at least all the figures from the last episode the rem ones you know i'd say this is like double the weight and i'd say that's worth you know i'd pay 25 20 bucks for this 100 and then you get the added fun of a crane game which i didn't get normally you would have fun with crane games i think after about 300 worth of them you start to lose your mind but i'm pretty happy next we have these which um i legitimately think i spent like 150 dollars why are we still here no matter how good my credit score is any single you know financial establishment will just look at this video and think this guy cannot be trusted with any money like the credit score system doesn't work for a man like this this is this is a joke i actually really like them i just think that the crane game that they give you for this one is so goddamn difficult not gonna lie this bowser one is the chunkiest by far as you can see i'm definitely enjoying this one that is the most anemic vehicle i've ever seen in my life [ __ ] luigi oh my god all right ready three two one it wasn't worth 150 bucks all right i did also get another mario thing i got a waluigi statue which took quite a lot actually this one was like worryingly difficult was the world's cheapest looking stand i think i spent like 40 dollars on this not worth it all you know like i got a lot of comments people saying i was bad last time at crane games i fear for what people are gonna say this time because i think i got way less for my money this time so last time i think i actually spent around 380 to 400 this time i spent all 500 i think i might have actually got less who can forget the purse that i was using on the day as a sanrio character so that's that's good and i got this really easily i got this in like one or two not bad i mean it's cute it works it helped my coins i think i supposed to give this just rip the box i didn't want the box anyway i'm sorry because at this point in the video for some reason the microphone i was using just decided to die so the audio sounds like this for the rest of it this has got some nice weight to it that is the definition of uh flat chest at home i'm never gonna financially recover from this that's for sure all right another figure as i mentioned there's a rem figure for every occasion that includes uh a crossover promotion with taito themselves the title is the people that own the arcade and this is a rem figure where they're wearing the taito uniform taito station x ram what happened between this and last video but they've really stepped up that figure game this one's really nice but who can forget mike wazowski and sully why did i win these i don't know maylene told me that mike was there and i i you guys know i love mike wazowski you know he's like kermit but with one eye basically i got these both uh for like i think 20 30 bucks so not worth not worth at all i don't think we've had a single worth today actually maybe this one i want this one very quickly and the other rem figure so maybe i should just stick to rem figures maybe that's what i should be doing huh who can forget the adorable adorable snorlax i mean this is just this is just lovely isn't it look at this this is so cute and it came with chocolates the chocolates were really good they were strawberry chocolate oh it's so cute man it's more like holding a love heart man what's not to love i have two more items one is the sausage a very concerning suspicious looking sausage that is literally what it is i don't know why i won this i don't know why i paid money for this it does not look good i also won a tea set i'm gonna drink some tea with my sausage oh that's nice this goes in here no it doesn't what am i doing i'm not stupid so i don't know if i can show you this but this isn't like a clean fit like it wobbles around a bit too much i like it when this is like a nice clean fit you know let's have a cup of tea in it let's see how it tastes now i would put the tea in here problem is that the tea bag will be very difficult to get out that is a very disappointing cup size this is imported british tea so i have made sure to get the finest yeah the china really doesn't complement the tea at all it's a little too thick to be this kind of tea set you know it's a three out of ten but that won't stop me from enjoying my delectable sausage it smells like really bad pepperoni it's so hard i bit into it i couldn't rip it out it tastes so bad no no that was disgusting that was so gross i'm starting to notice something a little bit sad i got all of this and one disgusting sausage for 500 bucks and i thought i wasted my money last time what i've learned the machines that have the small things like this although sometimes it deceptively easy burn your money so god damn fast i think i lost about half of the 500 on the small items on those small cranes i do have an idea for how i want to continue this series i really enjoy it and i want to get better but i do want to do a kind of verses against youtubers so if you are a youtuber who might be coming to japan in future when the world stops ending and you would like to challenge me at crane games uh we'll see who can get the most stuff or the best stuff what do you think guys would you think that would be a fun idea or a fun video series to watch and let me know down below how [ __ ] awful i am and why i wasted all of my goddamn money on these terrible toys and if you don't mind i would love a subscription from you and if you have subscribed please make sure to smack that bell as it helps a lot and i need some way to recoup my losses clearly i need to hire a financial advisor so that's what i'm gonna do now all right thank you so much for watching this video i hope you guys enjoyed it hope you have a nice day and let me know down below we want to see more from me and don't forget to like comment subscribe and do all the stuff that you need to do all right i'm gonna go and cry now bye [Music] you

Channel: CDawgVA

Views: 1,429,064

Rating: 4.9716482 out of 5

Keywords: Japan, Crane Game, CraneGame, CDawg, Connor, CDawgVA, Trash Taste

Id: Cxm8Y_Po1H8

Length: 28min 54sec (1734 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 17 2021