FCF Comedy Date Night, March 24 2018, Act 3

[Music] [Applause] oh you had me at hello I'll tell you what music helps us out a lot I I love it saying I love it saying I've seen weddings believe it or not why don't y'all shut your mouth I had afraid call me not too long ago he said dude I'm getting married I want you seeing my wedding I'm like okay I'd be honored when you getting married he goes in two weeks like well thanks for the heads-up I said well what do you want he goes well my friend I wanted to sing he felt through so called you mom flattered thank you I said okay when you want me to sing to the wedding goes well when the bride's walking down the aisle I want you to sing then you sure about that huh okay well what do you want me to sing he goes you pick yeah so what I was thinking half me is going no way the other half me is like I can make this a wedding no one's ever gonna forget there's a lot of songs wouldn't go well very appropriate at a wedding we're walking down that watch got to do that won't be very appropriate heard it from the pre [Music] hurt it from another you've been messing around that wouldn't be good at all she's my best friend's girl but she used to be mine that would be my lose a friend over that one oh there's worse but I still haven't found what I'm looking [Music] you can't always get what you are but you can try sometimes you might find you get what you need who gives this one I'm sorry we're gonna cut that that's not gonna be on the show [Music] thank y'all for coming out man it's going fun all right well that's good I come down to this area I had some time to hang out and I had this I ate at this wonderful restaurant up there in Frisco IKEA yeah delicious I had to build my own table though that took a little time you guys been to Ikea you know okay we get it you're Swedish you're a Swedish company every it's like everything else has it's a little Swedish name like it's not a table it's American food I'll take the Mugen floor get in for student magoons please you think they'll fit my farfegnugen beauty here shooting the parking lot what does this restaurant Chipotle what's up with that now what are we just giving up on the human size portions of our burritos now like yeah I take a laundry bag fill it with me that's what I want yeah I don't want a tortilla I want to duvet cover huh you want this to go I'll get the dolly [Applause] so somewhere around here you have a Taco Bell Express you freaks need a punchline for that one what is your product you're a too big of heard for regular Taco Bell 15 seconds is too long to wait for your tacos how fast do you want to ask the reflux that's what I want to know how you gonna make Taco Bell faster shoot him out of a cannon as I Drive by Taco Bell Express I like to order I take a number two now [Applause] come on Julio I had some diarrhea let's go chop-chop let's skip the middleman let's goals do this I love going down south eat man down south have some good restaurants like this Cracker Barrel yeah Oh down south man they're like ah we gonna take you to the barrel Timbo we're gonna treat you right at the barrel y'all have Cracker Barrel here it's not that great is it no it's not it's like you're eating at a garage sale for crying out loud your stuff hanging all over the walls rusty farm equipment over your head can we get a table not directly into the horse castrator it's a thin thread right there I need some more golf tees in this triangular game I'm trying all six lamps have an ignoramus the Cracker Barrel they got um they don't have omelets at the Cracker Barrel supposed to be this breakfast place I'm like y'all I got no omelet no I got now that that was my waitress I know how much she wanted me chewing gum I don't know what like you ain't got homeless now what you see is what you get y'all got some eggs you have a good egg you got some peppers and sausage and mushrooms yeah I think you can think outside the box for a little bit err sure we can work something out here kitty girl you a schematic if I have to all right I love southern waitresses at the Cracker Barrel man I'm sorry I'm just trying to order food I don't know what she's talking about you know I'm like how are the biscuits and gravy oh they make you want to slap your mama then I don't think I'm going to get the biscuits and gravy being my mama's here at all that would be kind of awkward how are the pancakes i'll they make me want to hit you daddy with a baseball bat do you have a less violent menu I could take a look at I don't want to hurt anybody I just want some food that's what she said verbatim oh they make you want to slap your mama or the biscuits that good you like mama you might want to go out in the car for a while yeah a couple more bites some won't have to throw down you know what I'm talking about these are delicious don't say I didn't warn you love fine I was in Mobile Alabama not so long ago as at the airport now just what went from a plane to come in looking out the window this guy didn't even know walks right up to me he's like man those planes sure do come in low don't they yeah it's called a landing Bubba that's what that is just really no other way to do that like we're coming in for our perpendicular descent here yeah okay get off if you're still alive that fly light man I think people think I'm a rock star all the time but dude you're rock star man oh you're like a rock star you can fly around a hawk like no dad I'm not a rock star it's weird well I'm no rock star believe me rock stars don't have to rent cars I do rock stars get picked up by a limo man you're never gonna see Mick Jagger lost in a Hertz parking lot okay where's before focus I got pulled a muscle and I did this me full focus hi-yah I am no rockstar man I got to stay in motels motels not hotels motels you know there's a big difference in the hub y'all stayed at motels haven't you that people walking by every five minutes looking in your window cuz those curtains never come close enough together you're like a monkey at the zoo [Applause] I saw him at the Cracker Barrel um no I got a I'm not a rock star right rock stars don't iron their own clothes I gotta iron my own clothes believe it or not I know rocks I hate art don't you hate ironing your clothes oh my cool thing about ironing your clothes does that sound it makes when you lift up the iron you are yeah you let the steam build up I was wondering if Darth Vader ever ironed his clothes Shh Luke your shirt is ready Luke I'm Your Mother hate ironing clothes I bought an iron a couple years ago there was a warning on the back that said do not iron your clothes while wearing never been in that big a hurry I got top give me that thing getting the car kids daddy's ready bring me some ointment the worst motel I stayed in was a year ago I said a motel I looked there was a microwave oven on top of the toilet I'm gonna let that sink in for a bit did you hear what I just said microwave on top of the toilet what kind of funky are you throwing down here motel man I didn't go in there eat okay we're gonna make a pop tart then Poppa tart what are you gonna do in that situation what's the next logical step [Applause] I need a napkin yeah I love driving around I get lost all the time in the car man but I hate asking people for directions you know I ask this old dude for directions nine-time I didn't know what he was talking about like sir how far is it to that golf course hard it's about 20 miles as the crow flies well thanks Sitting Bull I appreciate your help one planning on taking the crow today how about as the man drives you got those coordinates slappy they just built this new skateboard park by my house and I don't know if you people have a skateboard park by your house but if you do you need to use it that's for the adults that's not for kids that's for you adults that's the most soothing experience ever let's go to the skate park and watch kids wipeout hour after hour that's God's provision right there that's amazing try to get without the helmet he's gonna do it haha I skateboard in his 70s man skateboards are a lot smaller man it's like a tongue depressor with wheels remember those things my son was like dad used to skateboard oh did you do any sick tricks like yeah make it to the bottom of the hill without dying did you do an ollie no I did a folly she get hurt man see kids don't get hurt as much man they got elbow pads and helmets and lawyers I was kidding anybody here ever get the wind knocked out here when you were a kid and that the worst experience that human could have you crash on your bike or your skateboard get the wind knocked out it sound like a sick whale for 30 seconds and your friends would talk to you what happened did you get the wind knocked out yeah baby boy you must be a doctor you're good you want some water no air you idiot oh man I know this Christmas my daughter's gonna want a puppy oh I can't stand animals I don't like animal I just don't if I was Noah could just be me and you right here right now you wouldn't be reading about Noah or it could be a pontoon boat a couple of jet skis but my daughter I know she's latched she wanted to be dachshund puppy hey we have no dachshund puppy in this house when I'm gonna fight for an hour we're going at it like honey I read dachshund puppies are terrible with children she goes you're terrible with children that may be true honey but daddy don't pee in the carpet just that one time and that's that's before I knew Jesus so that don't count at all here's the deal I think anybody with kids I don't care how many kids you have I think you just need help you know like that lady over there right now you need help I think if you got kids you do you just need help I don't need health care from the government I want a nanny I want the super nanny you ever seen the super nanny anybody seen that show it's the best show ever the super Nance where this English nanny comes over and helps these demonic possessed children from America and they're just like and she never loses her cool she's like no Thomas no we don't do that to me but you mean you're just not your mother l killed with a pot we don't do that I'm very disappointed Thomas I'm going to have to get hard you heard me ha I hate to do this to you but go sit on the naughty mat you heard me the Nazi max I'm sitting at home going there's got to be more than that I mean is that where he sits will you find something to beat him with is that what you're talking about yeah I don't know how you were raised that was raised a little bit different than that my mom would tell me what she's gonna do to me I'm gonna beat the snot out of you you hear me I'm gonna beat the snot out of you I'm gonna hit your head so hard snot flies out the front of your skull it's gonna be awesome when she was really mad she beat the living snot I'm gonna beat the living snot out of you your snots gonna have a respiratory system when I beat it out of your head she was right oh she was detailed I'm gonna spin your head off like a lid on a pickle jar I'm gonna take my leather belt with my name on I'm gonna beat you and brand you at the same time my mom you're the worst mommy in the world no I took second last year I'm going first this year I won't have it I won't have observed Freight I won't have it I won't have it what what are you not gonna have it she'd spank man one time she spanked me for something I didn't even do you think she apologized is that that's there's something you'll do later you say and I have a spank account think you're bouncing checks you weirdo but I don't know I think I do a lot of the same things my parents do but there's one thing that my wife and I do not do the same we decided a while back we are not going to spank our children anymore we're just not gonna spank them I don't judge me if you want to know more spanks we're going to use a Taser well that technology is from heaven above right there that's provision right there parents you need to hear me out on that you need to embrace that technology that's it's quiet it's quiet doesn't leave a mark they don't remember it's all super smart sup whatever dad [Applause] like I don't know he must eat peanuts he's having an allergic reaction [Applause] throw out the weeds throw the weeds I know it's not legal it's just it just works that's all I'm saying folks I know where you got kids here today kids I know it's frustrating it's frustrating as parents I know it's frustrating as kids because you're getting fights with your parents you know your mom especially and see the thing is his mom's have comebacks and fights that don't make sense but they don't care you're getting fight with your my mom don't mom me how dare you mock me like that the bombing stops now smart-aleck go to your room [ __ ] any room your brother's like what happened I don't know I think I mommed mom what does that mean Stiller she keeps saying I won't have it what does that mean it's like a code your mom ever say this clean up this room I am NOT gonna say it again cool [Applause] she's not gonna say it again she's finally gonna shut her mouth about the whole thing hey my you're gonna email me or something I wish I could invent a bed that would make itself that'd be great mom's cometh in this bed it's not gonna make itself look again that's satanic I don't want that that's not I won't have it I won't have it here's a deal I think they should let me be the super nanny oh you might want to tune in because there will be some violence going down on that show the Superman II will be a whole different experience for the viewer like no Thomas no come on let's go I'm gonna drive you off a not a cliff come on no you don't need your shoes you're not coming back come on say goodbye to your brother and sister lets go meet Jesus come on let's go meet you no pots in heaven that's thing I'm just getting sick of that's one thing I don't know it's like all I ever do in my life in my house is look for my kids shoes they're never together is that true here where you live the kids user never to get that's all I do is look for you and I'm sick of it I don't care anymore I'm just like getting the car I don't care what's on your feet I really don't care I don't put a zip-lock storage bags on your feet I don't get I don't care if the shoes don't match I don't care if they're wearing a rain boot to flip-flop I don't care see I think Walmart has it right when they sell their shoes they're that plastic string that holds them together maybe we're not supposed to cut that let's stop doing it daddy wait up god [Applause] I'm gonna go to Cracker Barrell Joe so I love Payless Shoe Store you guys ever be able to pay less shoes how do they make money my goodness buy one pair get 10 pairs free buy two pairs get a franchise that place is awesome it's like the ramen noodles of shoes I think payless shoes are made out of ramen noodles I really believe that next time you lose one just boil the other one and eat it that's what you need to do but if there's one message out there I don't know I think it's for the fathers out there a few guys any of you guys were married and your wife stays home with the kids all day when you get home from work she needs a break no she just needs to go somewhere yeah Buster's yeah that's the truth never married 15 years I learned that the hard way came in from a three-day trip I walked in the door my wife's just an hour waiting for me honey I'm home yeah heard you pull it up can I have a hug what's the problem you need to take the kids somewhere and you need to do it now okay where do you want me to take them I don't give a rip where you take them just get out of here okay let's get in the car get the car we're gonna go we'll be back at June so I get my kids in the car man we're just sitting there I didn't know where to go just okay I took him to Home Depot I didn't know what to do I know that's where guys find peace at the Home Depot just look at hammers for a while you know that was not the right choice that particular day folks yeah you can't let your kids run off at the Home Depot cuz I don't know you have not lived your life till you turn the corner at a Home Depot and see your youngest son using a display toilet it's getting real here there's a Kodak moment for you right there any of your parents got an answer for that little quandary on James Dobson why don't you focus on my family for a while mr. smartypants he's going to town you don't care the manager is looking right at me and like yeah that's my boy should be done in a minute here y'all take Visa okay good that's good just what daddy wanted to turquoise toilet I want you to throw a microwave on top of that bad boy we'll call it even make it a package deal but I have best thing that ever did was I got married to my wife Heather about 15 years ago and she's just she's unbelievable she's a great woman she's strong woman because I am an idiot and she just knows how to get back at me she's smart one way she gets back and she takes me to stores I have you know men are never supposed to go to and you can tell the store that men are not you know really supposed to go to buy the name usually like Bed Bath and Beyond they should rename that store for men call it [Applause] you know a lot of stores and women's stores just by the name and there's one not too far me I think it's called Kay's closet okay you know that's a woman's store you know there's a store called Jim's closet I ain't going into Jim's closet or coming out of Jim's closet for that matter it's just the way I roll but when she's really man we used to there's one around here I think there's place called la Madeleine is the restaurant it's like this French Lahaul this French little cafeteria place that is a woman's store man cuz men first off it's la Madeleine men don't like law there's no law bowling alley la Bass Pro Shop but it's weird she takes me to La Madeline I just like by the time I get to an order in there I turn into my wife it's ridiculous I'm like yeah give me the chicken salad course aunt sandwich and uh some lobster bisque can I get another cup oh I need to make a substitution can I get the fruit cup instead of the chip okay apple Danish shouldn't but I'm gonna [Applause] do you ever had very tea with Splenda bonus [Applause] let's go to the candle store she gets back at me though man Wow she does she has these questions she asks that men are never you know we can't answer women have that knack that a talent of asking questions it's just you know what to do you guys ever get this question three weeks ago you gave me a funny look in the car why I didn't know there's gonna be a pop quiz sugar baby now what were you thinking when you gave me a look three weeks ago what were you thinking I don't know what I'm thinking right now to be honest with you can I use a lifeline or phone-a-friend here I don't know what to say to you woman he does we're lying at Walmart one time in the tabloid section she asked me this if I wait 1,500 pounds would you still love me it's a simple question and why is it taking you this long to think about it if I weighed 1500 pounds would you still love me I visit what give me a break that's huge take it a seaworld try to make some money off yeah I don't know [Applause] 1,500 pounds I love it when I see new couples man new couples they just get married and they have just have it figured out you know they have all the answers they have this whole marriage they know it's so easy no he's bragging about the relationship you know you know what's so great about it it's like we're joined at the fool you fool what do you mean it's like we finish each other's sentences all the time I'm like big deal I don't care how long you've been married you always finished each other's sentences I've been married for 15 years like hey honey can you make your own sandwich [Applause] that is weird cuz that's just what I was gonna do let's go see if you want me to make you one too but I love what I do I love I love my job it's a cool thing and I don't know what I'd do if I didn't do it so I but I get put in places and I do comedy in places I never thought I would get to you know not too long ago I performed it my first Catholic Church [Applause] yeah but it was awesome I mean the people were wonderful we had a great show but before I was nervous I'm at Catholic Church my gonna have to change everything I do these people understand me yeah my calls everybody do [Music] [Applause] it's so nice to be here with you [Music] [Applause] what's the Catholic audience gonna be like this guy's good I wasn't expecting I'm glad we came yeah [Applause] it's so funny the next week I was I did a show at a Pentecostal Church which is totally the other end of the spectrum you know but it was just as fun and the people were just as cool but my baptist mom had to warn me you know before I did the show since like Timmy I just want to warn you betta costumes do things different than we do doot oh she's well pennock she said it's well Pentecostal women they don't cut their hair and they don't wear pants that's gonna be kind of distracting didn't didn't read that in the contract I guess I pray about this but I'm glad you came whatever you came it's just good to laugh it's good to you know notice that we're all the same you know and we're not even different we're just not I mean I am no I'm no rockstar I'm no different than you folks man the only difference between me and you I got a microphone and talent that's the only two things that's it [Applause] the only two things that separate me and you come and focus that's it I don't know my testimony is I sometimes I like wish I had a better do you ever do that you wish you had a better testimony in your life you're sitting in church and you're listening to a guy on stage like Marian is with awesome toast rolling I have a horrible one I wish I was addicted to crack thanks God well my testimonies are usually how I mess up man I'm not doing the show about three years ago and it was this big is about this size almost like 2,000 people and I was doing this show and after I did pretty good and after the show they took me to this room with this table had a pen on it I'm like okay what do you want me to do here and they they said well we're gonna let some people in and we want you to sign autographs and I said okay I can do that and they did they opened the door like a hundred people line up at that table for my autograph oh my god sweet I felt pretty good about myself the first lady in the line she walks up to me and she goes what you put your favorite bible verse under your name for me just your name and then put your five favorite by our son all right did you think that okay sure well my favorite bible verse is Psalm 34 verse 8 says taste and see that the Lord is good happier those who take refuge in him that was my favorite verse but that night I forgot the verse I just blanked on it you know how sometimes you you know like sir when you dress today you don't I'm talking about it's like your brain isn't it's now work so I'm thinking I'm like oh that's it Psalms something I got to pick something and I saw I just have to make up a verse here so I did I picked on Psalm 38 verse 7 she's picked it out of thin air so I'm 3087 okay I did it like an idiot I did them all that way Tim Hawkins so I'm 38-7 hope you enjoyed the show I'm driving home that night I'm like oh Lord I hope that was a good verse no lord could you change the scripture if it's not just for one night but he did not hear my prayer so I get home and I look up Psalm 38 verse 7 and to my horror it says lo I have a painful disease in my loins [Applause] Oh yuck it up thanks for the help what are their billion verses in the Bible and I chose that one and I signed it a hundred times and sent it out in my own little mission field go take the word don't forget my lord problem build schools and hospitals because you know those people looked it up you know they did they probably made a big deal out of it come on here sit down kids sit down we'll read the third turn the TV off get over here here it is Psalm 38 7 Shh it's it's like Shh as low I had a painful disease I shook his hand I shook his hand I shoot that was I do it I know I see look at you something you don't get that no I have a painful disease in my life I'm never gonna see that verse cross stitched on a pillow a few months ago I turned 40 yeah I know it's hard to believe because I'm hot my body is the Wonderland [Applause] yeah turn 40 and now you know I just it's it's just terrible they don't warn you about stuff when you turn 40 like in health class about stuff you can't eat candy Krispy Kremes no more don't you love you have Krispy Kremes here I don't care if you can't spell crispy or cream right they're doing some wonderful work over there it's like eating a baby angel it's this corner [Applause] I don't even know what that means but some of you know what I'm talking about the whole small scale get in there you little cherub ha I just won't slap my mama right now why do I feel this in the heart you know they're trying to make a sugar-free Krispy Kreme doughnut what's the point we have that it's called a bagel leave it alone mr. doughnut man I love Krispy Kreme we got a Krispy Kreme store in my hometown man and you can like watch him the makin the Krispy Kremes going by on that belt God so good that's my dream is to go to Krispy Kreme you lay on that conveyor belt when it goes under the icing part wouldn't that be wonderful just get a full body glaze wouldn't that be [Music] [Applause] love that man you see when you're 40 I can't do I can't eat or drink anything normal anymore you know it's like I got a drink diet soda instead of regular soda anybody here remember the first diet soda anybody tab tab it's like carbonated epic AK you remember tab hey you're losing weight yeah I'm dry-heaving all the time drink can't drink regular milk no more my doctor has me drinking rice milk yippee Skippy it's like rice milk how they getting that farmers got to have real small fingers I go [Applause] you come back November we'll have you half a cup okay over the worst is I can't have bacon no more oh I know I love bacon I brush my teeth with bacon if I could ain't it wonderful I just floss my wife's like you can't have regular bacon anymore oh I figured well I've got I'll find you some bacon you can eat yep you can't Peter she goes the organic storm brings back the stuff called turkey bacon and turkey bacon is horrible it's just flat when you cook it Bacon's are supposed to Creek look when you cook Turkey banking system a splat it's like you're eating a meat flavored fruit roll-up for crying out it's wrong [Applause] it's just not right and my body's changing in ways they never warned you about man I'm getting these new eyebrows growing in feels like fiber-optic cable or something growing in my head like honey I got guitar string growing out of my head out what's I got all this ear hair growing just out of my ear I've got ZZ Top in my ear hole now thanks Lord I see a lot of older guys you don't need a hearing aid you need a weedwacker that's what you need in your life be hearing Dolby in no time soon verses I'm getting these back hairs growing all over here in my back it's just terrible yeah I know like it though like daddy put on a shirt that disgusting my wife's like what's wrong with you I don't know I'm turning into a hobbit I don't know where'd you go get me a comb precious need to catch some mojo I had to go the eye doctor I am been the eye doctor in 20 years ma'am but I can't see so I went to the eye doctor it was horrible man man they well he had all these tests that you do and which were fine but they had this one test at the end which I never heard of it's called the glaucoma test could he shoot a puff of air into your eye I never heard of that dr. zeig yet mr. Hopkins we're gonna do the glaucoma test on you now okay we're gonna do gonna put your chin in the rest you don't look through that hole and what we're gonna do and we're gonna shoot a puff of air into ya ah why we don't know is what they tell us to do in I school like all right you're the doctor like put my chin in the rest and like I write I look through the hole alright we're gonna do OH [Applause] did I do it wrong do I have glaucoma [Applause] no you're fine he's your eyeball back it shot out in the parking lot looks that's the first time my life had a puff air go into my body and out of my body at the same time yeah you don't need to read it that's exactly what happened not it they had opened a few windows at the eye doctor that day yes that's how am I getting older but you know I think that being a comedian I can do comedy for a long time and then still it would look you know okay I think a lot of musicians I see like rock stars they need to quit after a while and it just doesn't look right you know I'm just saying but like if you're a musician though I say you know keep if you get older just keep singing but just change your songs you know make it look more believable no matter what group you are you know like the Village People change your song you know I got a letter from aia RP [Applause] no matter who you are like Eric Clapton Eric Clapton's getting older he'll have to change his songs like [Music] when the day's begun but some of this on rogue a if you've got a bald spot wanna keep what you got Rogaine [Music] your headline it's good fun and you shine matter who you are like a Tom Petty Tom Petty's getting older let's now study cancer don't come in my yard no Lord [Music] you've ruined my lawn before whatever you kids are looking for hey don't come in my [Music] [Applause] [Music] how about the who [Music] who the heck are you but we can do this all night man about Casey in the sunshine man girl to dance with you it's my favorite thing yeah but when I hit the floor I really feel the pain I need to put on my mama Oh poppy the shoes yeah I'm gonna put on my repeated shoes don't buddy with you yeah [Applause] but Neil Diamond okay maybe not Neil Diamond getting older [Music] [Applause] [Music] jello again jello I always eat jello I love that shitty thing you do and you make lunch great I can hardly wait jello [Music] who else to get an older man like the Eagles Eagles get known this is what they're gonna say here [Music] on the dark country highway cool wind in your hair warm smell of a corn dog rising up through the end you see a sign in the distance it says we are open all day and if you walk up to the entrance it's where you'll hear me I'm a greeter at Walmart California [Music] yeah I work the door at the superstore I hand out stickers at a Walmart California where my vest is blue and my ears [Music] but no no collection like this would be complete as far as getting older would be Garth Brooks I think I would love to hear what garthe's gonna sing up into his 80s so I will finish this with Garth [Music] my buddies and me well once loud and free now we doing so great you used to go down tear up the town and now we're all in bed by 8:00 [Music] our parties are fewer worship and insured [Music] [Applause] instead of our glass of champagne now when we get together we just talk about the weather and all we ever do is complain cuz all my friends have hip replacements cuz they slipped and failed in their garage your basement where old and pale and our bones are frail yea years ago we were stealing bases now we spend our time having wheelchair race his hoe all my friend [Music] [Applause] replacements god bless you I just want to uh I want to dedicate tonight to the children because um because when I when I look into the eyes when I look into the eyes of a child what I see are those eye boogers in the corner and it just freaks me out I'm like how do you not feel that you howdy dude there's a bacon bit in your eye how do you not feel that flick it out there's a crouton and your eye hole flick it out I'm gonna get black home I just I wrote this as my kids grow older I'm just amazed at how creative they are and and they just they touch my heart and then you know my little girl and my three little boys and and not too long ago my son who was I believe seven at the time wrote me a poem and he said and he said dad I want you to make a song out of this and I mean what are you gonna say you know I said well sure and he says I want you do it in your show and I said no but as I read that little thing I realized that this is the heart of a seven-year-old boy and how he thinks and he has opened himself up to me a little caterpillar such a pretty caterpillar I know that you're gonna be a beautiful butterfly someday I don't know if that's gonna happen because I have decided to beat you to the fire the fire they're gonna eat you up they don't care Oh buddy Oh they're gonna eat you up now fire Wow you're gonna die [Applause] hey there little birdie [Music] you are so sweet [Music] I love you little bird I love it when you twe twee twee and you know that I love it when you see but I see you have a broken wing so I'll make a fire they're gonna eat you a little pal Wow [Music] [Applause] Oh [Music] and eat you up now you sing by a fire fire I sing eat you up now you sing fire fire fire or eat you up now they eat you up now Oh issue up now Wow [Music] they're gonna with you a little care [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Marriage & Family at FCF

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Length: 64min 1sec (3841 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 01 2018