- Ay yo, homeschool check ♪ Oh the grass is greener ♪ ♪ Than I ever did remember ♪ ♪ With you darling ♪ ♪ I think the air is cleaner ♪ ♪ The smoke is gone ♪ ♪ And the skies are growing nearer ♪ - (narrator) Every TikTok ever ♪ Don't stop, ♪ ♪ Give me the best that you got ♪ ♪ Why don't you make it too hot ♪ ♪ All that I need is more, more, more ♪ - No, no, no. You do it until you get it right. Get it right! - Okay, okay. ♪ Don't stop ♪ ♪ Give me that ♪ - No, no, no. Like this You go (movement expressions) And then like that. Like that! - Okay. - Okay? - It's been four hours. - Okay, do you want to be in a Super Bowl hummus commercial or no? - I do, I do. - Okay. Go! ♪ Don't stop ♪ ♪ Give me the best that you ♪ (yelling) - (Narrator) I just take tweets and act them out in person. It's not stealing. - Brit, wanna be in a TikTok with me? - Okay. Brittny slept with my boyfriend Taylor, and she doesn't know that I know. - (gasping) Oh my God, how did you know I slept with Tyler? - You mean Taylor? - I thought you said it
was going to be Tyler? - Anyways, she slept with my boyfriend. - Oh my God, I am sorry. Wait, what's my line? - Oh my God, I gave you the script last last week. Do you even want to be
a famous homewrecker? - Yes. - I'm not going to tag you if you keep (beep) up. - Okay. - Brit slept with my boyfriend Taylor. - Oh my God. How did you know I slept with Taylor? Yes, nailed it. - We're going to have to take that back one more time. - Okay, dammit. - (Narrator) TikTok, now you don't have to peak in high school. ♪ Twenty-Four seven, ♪ ♪ Three, six, five ♪ ♪ Party don't stop ♪ ♪ Party don't stop ♪ ♪ Get it, get it ♪ ♪ I keep on dancing ♪ ♪ With the light of your eyes ♪ ♪ We keep it dirty ♪ ♪ All night, all night yeah ♪ - Ah dude, she is so hot. She can tie a cherry-stem in a knot using her tongue. - Why is that hot? - Ah man, I bet she could tie my tongue in a knot using her tongue. - That's just weird. - Ah dude, I bet she could tie my wiener in a knot using her tongue. - What? - (Narrator) No, the page refreshed before I liked it. Now I'm never going to
find that TikTok again! - Yeah all right, TikTok is pretty cool. I mean, yeah it's easy to make fun of, but it's a great way for people to show off their talents. - I agree. (muffled yelling) - Can we pretend we never saw that? - Yep. (car squeaking) - (Narrator) I've been
practicing the Renegade for three months. - Ay yo, witchcraft check. ♪ Every soul we take ♪ ♪ It brings us greater power ♪ ♪ Every heart we break ♪ ♪ Surrender to the witch ♪ - (Narrator) Finally, a haven for cosplayers. - (man in red pants) I mean, TikTok's fun as heck, but I don't know if I'm
ready to trust it again. - I agree. I love the new platform, but I feel like my walls are up. Like, I don't want to get
my heart broken again. - Yes! I just keep picturing the app walking out of my life, out of nowhere. - I just don't want to
be left alone again. I mean, TikTok? TikTok? (yelling) - That's just the sound
of time counting down until it abandons us again. - (girl in pink shirt) You're right. - Hey guys. Did you know that there's a Vine two. It's called Bite. - No. - That sounds so stupid. - Sounds dumb as heck. - Yeah, that's not going to last at all. - Oh, okay. - Get out of here, you started Vine late. - I, yeah I wasn't - No - Don't take the, hey, no! (yelling) - God dang it. - Get out. Get out of here. Viner's only. - Coffee is for us. - Do you guys want to make a TikTok together? - No. - Okay. - (Narrator) It's not lip syncing, I'm acting. ♪ Everybody wants a piece of me ♪ ♪ Well that's fine ♪ ♪ But next time ♪ ♪ Ain't coming back as someone perfect ♪ ♪ No ♪ ♪ I'm heading straight
into the train wreck ♪ ♪ Train wreck ♪ ♪ Now everybody wants a piece of me ♪ - Are you filming again? We've been over this. This is a serious HIPAA violation. Lady, you are not just
risking your career, but you're also risking a very big lawsuit at this hospital. So I need you to understand, this information you're putting out, is extremely inaccurate
to a dangerous degree. - But doctor, it's okay. I turned off the comments. - What? Oh my God. ♪ Everybody want's a piece of me ♪ ♪ Well that's fine ♪ ♪ But next time ♪ ♪ Ain't coming back as someone perfect ♪ ♪ No ♪ - (Narrator) Was that animal video cute or abusive? You decide. - So go, this is for Rachel, you big, fat, stupid - (man in green shirt) Hey guys. I need some help. I learned a new cry, but I'm having trouble figuring out the POV for it. Like, I've already done a bunch of oddly specific we broke up stuff. - Okay. Well just show us the cry, and then we can figure it out from there. - Okay. (crying) - Wow. That's next level. - Thank you, thank you. - That's good. - I appreciate it. I was thinking something like, POV, we're about to kiss, but then, you break up with me, but then, you say nevermind, but then, you say nevermind, again. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I got one. So like, it's like. POV, we're about to kiss, but the I remember you were killed by that drunk horse three years ago, but then you're still
standing in front of me, and I'm like ah, so I lean in, but then I remember I can't kiss ghosts. - Oh, yeah. How about, POV, we're about to kiss, but then you tell me that I'm getting drafted
into World War three, and then you sneeze really loud, but I'm still sad. - That's perfect. - (Narrator) Wait, people live stream on here? - Ay yo, I think my grandfathers
a serial killer check. ♪By ♪ ♪ By the time she reads this note ♪ ♪ I'll be ♪ ♪ Flying out to Cali ♪ ♪ Sitting by the ocean ♪ ♪ Soaking in all I can stand ♪ ♪ Oh and this time ♪ ♪ I ain't coming back again ♪ - Are you recording? (yelling) - How do I turn this How do I turn this off? - There's something weird about this. - Oh my God, you're noticing it too? - Yeah. The vibe checks all sound like they've been recorded by
the same introverted girl. - But that's not possible, right? (typing) - Ay yo, pretty until I cry check. - All right. Next we need a ay yo, my period lasts for fourteen days check. - Ay yo, my period lasts
for fourteen days check. - Good, that was good. I like that. - Yo. I just ate a bunch of expired soup check. Oh make my tummy go ouch. It goes hurt hurt. It goes pop, and it hurts. It hurts to go oh, oh, oh. And I messed up the bathroom and nobody knows that it was me, cause it was a secret. Because it was my roommates soup, and I shouldn't have had it. Cause it goes pop, and it just hurts. It hurts. (beep) (singing) - It's been four hours. - Shut up! Shut up you! You want to be famous TikTok whore or no? - I do. - Good. - My mic keeps freaking falling. (beep) - (beep) my foot hurts! - (lady in green) Aw are you okay? - Yowzers yes it's fine. - (lady in green) Do you want to cut? - No I can do it, I'm a big boy. (laughing) - It just hurts. All right. (beep) - Oh my God. How did you know I slept with Tortle? Ah, wrong name. - You know what, my
boyfriend's name is Tortle. - Tortle - That's his name, that's his name. (beep) - You heard what I said. That is exactly what I said. I'm not going to shy away from it. I'm proud of what I thought. Turn it into a Wetzel's Pretzel. - You know the Looney
Toons where Elmer Fudd points his gun at them and he goes like (shooting imitation) - Yeah. She's going to Bugs Bunny my penis. - Bugs Bunny your penis into a gun. - She's going to Bugs Bunny my penis. - With your dick. - It's a medical procedure that they do. - I've seen scrubs. (laughing) (beep) - Just go. Just go. - Okay I'm putting it back. - No, you have it in your hand still. - You just took another one. - Stop. - You took two. - I don't have two. I just have one. I'm putting it back. - Okay, well put it back. - I'm putting it back. I put it back, I put it back. - No. It's still in your hand. - (girl in black shirt) I see it. Ah, TikTok users be white. - (man in striped shirt)
I don't use TikTok. - Yes you do. (beep) - By the way, it came back positive. Yeah. So you should probably
start doing treatment. Pretty quickly. - Positive for, what is it again? - Pretty much everything
we tested you for. (laughing) (beep) - This is for Rachel, you big, fat, stupid, bitch. Why you take me off the mother schedule with your trifling ass. And then it cuts off, it's fifteen seconds. - Oh yeah. - Okay. Do you wanna be in that one? (laughing) (beep) - Yeah, it was very good. It was a good, good business. - Good business. - No, it's my, I say good business. - I say good business, check. - I managed the Beatles. The ones that are dead. (beep) - All right Shane, just like we practiced. - (man in red and man
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