Every Hot Topic Ever

all right all right Katie I'll let you buy one thing in this store only one hours I forgot my Kindle e-reader Oh guess I'll just read these funny shirts eat sleep guitar don't mind if I do every Hot Topic ever excuse me can you give me that spider-man Funko pop way at the top I'll be back in a sec [Music] [Music] there you go Thanks oh well I just wanted to look at it so but since you went through all that trouble I'll buy it yeah that's right you will buy it another sale from Meg keeping Nightmare Before Christmas somehow popular since 1994 can I help you find anything yeah I'm looking for something that really like expresses how I feel like deepens yeah totally so like it's like the saddest coldest deepest or something like this this is a locket that says sad girl we also have darkness is my friend I'm not okay and that's okay winter is coming and so is my cold dead heart anime is BAE and so is Satan I'm Groot we're Groot and we're depressed and cut my heart out of my soul and kill me sweetly Oh kill me sweetly it is that one I do not think that is her natural hair color I'm thinking of going scene why did my daughter go is she shop here oh my god why is it so dark in here nice going man you just scared away all the gamers we try to mimic their natural environment in here can you trace it back down please sir guys are doing so good I wonder if they have that sublime shirt oh they do [Music] dude stop all day with this just stop sorry I'm gonna go to limit it to now hey do you guys have anything in black hey just say no we got a buy one get one 50% off sale today okay thanks and if you get three t-shirts you get three t-shirts for free and ten Hot Topic books okay cool and if you've got four necklaces two belts and an r2d2 dress you get ten t-shirts for ninety percent off and fifty Hot Topic books Wow and if you open up a Hot Topic credit card you get every single item in the store for 85 bucks wow that's crazy um I'm just gonna get the pin though yeah it's alright Turk we've still got time we still got time screamo music like make it fashion hey babe why don't you put on that sexy outfit I like okay wait not that thing the other thing Oh no not Harry Potter the other thing oh okay [Music] perfect adventuretime what can't they make belts out of okay you guys store opens in 10 minutes so unless anybody has anything else oh okay like I know I've already asked this before but what the hell happened a hot topic okay so then we get it you've been here for 12 years and everything's changed but like this place used to be a safe haven for emo rock Punk alternative and goth culture okay we just let this place become a trash excuse for a Disney gift shop the place I once knew and loved is now just full of pop culture garbage isn't this place called Hot Topic oh yeah I thought I could breathe and is it not the entire premise of this store to carry items that cater to the hot topics of today and wouldn't it be such an injustice to deny kids access to the merchandise celebrating brands and characters that they love to be passionate about that the kids want to geek out over and is it also not possible that the definition of alternative has changed and that the nostalgia geeks of today fulfill the same role as the Goths of yesteryear with zippy pants okay I'm gonna open up the store yeah okay fine open up the store feed your mainstream addictions consumers hams I want to work out but I also want everyone to know that I like Dragon Ball Z oh my god Katie don't you worry your little head about it because I found the perfect thing Oh witty graphic tee yeah and it's a large so I'll have to wear it what does it say it doesn't matter Papa wants a funny shirt I'm gonna tell her what it says hmm no that's what it literally says give me my pen back Wow will you just shoplifting you're too old for that miss shoplifting shame on you now you're straight in my close-up you need me I'll be in the matrix no we need you on the field oh do background check these guys my name is cypher

Channel: Smosh

Views: 6,688,289

Rating: 4.9039078 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, every blank ever, smosh ever blank ever, every hot topic ever, smosh every hot topic ever, ebe hot topic, hot topic, scene, emo, e girl, sketch comedy, sketch, skit, ian hecox, shayne topp, courtney miller, damien haas, monica vasandani, olivia sui

Id: t-OSRkLKeaM

Length: 7min 0sec (420 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 16 2019