Every Substitute Teacher Ever

subclass subclass good news boring old normal teacher mr. Jeffries is ill so instead you get me you're ill substitute teacher mr. Carson is my dad's name my name is Ryan psych you can't call me Brian because we're homies you dig y'all can call me lil sub what hey you guys got tick-tock every substitute teacher ever ed we're supreme I think with all eyes on me that my name is mr. grub and just forget your regular teacher is in here doesn't mean you get to goof off I demand respect who's the jokester throwing pencils I just dropped in no backtalk I'm not stupid I know what this is cuz I was one of the cool kids When I was your age don't think I don't know what's going on oh yeah you're having a laugh at the sub smoking your cigarette robbing a liquor store and you speed out across the state across state lines you get halfway to Reno and old sudden you and your accomplices betray each other and you got to try to fight to the death with your bare hands in the Nevada desert you leave their bodies to rot for the vultures carrying only a dark secret with you I don't think we do it right and when you're talking to me every substitute teacher ever know you never hear about anymore Katherine Heigl Katherine Heigl hey guys sorry one of my other jobs I'm mrs. Bollinger I have the delivery here for Ronnie tip order okay so we are on chapter 4 right [Music] every substitute teacher Mar our class my major teachers have some I'm yourself do teach me believe me to this work now have never going to go nude Samantha for prayers at Sandman uplift what ma'am every subway aw crap nice sorry about that needed a work selfie for my dating profile hashtag dating life am i right pretty lit hey your mom's single what your mom single right she drives the red Subaru Outback right well tell her I said he's married to my mom who's a cop tell her I say that her son is a wonderful student and that I am an ally that's all I was gonna say you heard that's all I was gonna say every substitute ever a jokester nobody in class it's my inhaler I don't care what you call it Missy we did all that ma day26 lead heroine cocaine meth hell I'm high on PCP right now tripping balls homie you what don't you back sass me talking fire hydrants on those debuts I'm not a fire hydrant okay you just bought yourself a pop quiz for the whole class one question who in your class is holding be cool Ursa ever so in last chapter you really clear on whether all money no talking in class says who says me your teacher yeah you're not even like a year older than us though didn't you just graduate last year so cares oh wait a minute you're that girl that got in trouble spray-painting the girls bathroom that was not me how the whole movie thing work out if I make it every substitute ever birthday so you're gonna get your book and you're gonna do but then then your mom went through flip this bear to set up bet you write that down but now we're to limp and their outerwear and the sweater bet it's gonna be on the test oh babe every substitute ever now algebra is pretty cool it's a sickest part about being in school XY and z are the variables u squared them up triangles with Pythagorean theorem and a little luck who makes solving equations easier whoa did the subjects where teachers hope school police mr. Carson principal palm I'd like to see you in my office right now well what are you gonna do about principal suspend me ah yeah no I'm going to fire you and I'm gonna confiscate your skateboard as well not Reggie yes sucks I hate this school every sub ever keep it up y'all because I could do this all day and all night if I have to do what okay mister you just doubled it doubled what oh that's a whole way of what now that's a triple double Oh buddy you think I don't know what you're up to I know how y'all think trying to pull a fast one over on the Sun starting small the next thing you know you've sorted out the American housing market that's right I'm in your brains you think I've never messed around on the dark web and running an illegal betting ring I've dealt with plenty of people who didn't pay me every sub ever so well dude guess we did achieve the American dream the one thing he did not achieve with new weed delivery requests oh my god I forgot to silence this yo do you work for a weed delivery yep no oh my god our sub is a big deal no I am NOT only dealer I deliver for a dispensary it's completely legal Oh miss Bollinger our teachers are not allowed to work in the weed industry so you need to pack up your stuff and go um it's crazy um I just got a weed delivery request from a garret palm okay yes that is me yeah but that's that you continue on everything is cool every substitute teacher ever no birthing me no by Mark Mandy's go video be told Jeannie you go in the snow and you get dead excuse me can you just put in a will be like a normal substitute teacher [Music] [Music] [Music] man ma'am substitute so you assume that he's dead but then you could swear you saw a twitch see throw it in reverse and hit him again mr. Grubb the bell rang two hours ago the bell does not dismiss you I dismiss you and I know where y'all is so eager to get off - you're trying to go under the bridge before the full moon comes out and your bodies begin two more babies double dude did you ever bow Barrasso we're conclusion you got back Thursday we're gonna clout and then drop are going a Lulu rinrin nano it looks like we're about five minutes away from the Bell so you guys are good to go wait you were just mumbling nonsense the whole time on purpose yeah duh I mean your real teachers in here why would I put you through the normal hell of everyday school I mean look you're lazy I'm definitely lazy I mean like come on we with this whole day doing nothing and there's gonna be no consequences from it oh come on guys this is great and you know it Wow he's right yeah you're the best sub we've ever had can you please stay and be a real teacher forever absolutely not uh I am such a meme oh he does look like when the ladies like and the cats just like what like we're the cat that's right yeah that's right that one do you watch Jeff Star I heard about all about you from Nick I got all sorts informants in this class you get a great cover Tiffany ten percent this is just a bag of paper that's what you ordered yeah but I wanted it fed to me oh no your homework didn't come in that's crazy good I don't want to do homework you win this time Ronnie I win every time Ronnie wins always sixth grades crazy is this a Spanish class and we just didn't know ma ba si si si that was that was Spanish that was Spanish right why are you Gus I thought he was like Mario that got struck by lightning as a boy Oh Dave Lee Barry yep trigonometry trigonometry I got that one for sure let's trigonometry right no no no no no no no abandon your god I hope you know that I I'm the real winner here today even though I'm fired because I'm a renegade a funk Rage Against the Machine take that you're square don't you quote Rage Against the Machine at me I raged Against the Machine sure you did I did sure you listen to the Carpenters I love the Carpenters too who thinks they're faster than me hey you you're this plant I peed what I didn't go to college college came to me in the form of a vision which I was given by the Asian ones that's right the old gods they have recognized me for my power and I will return the favor by sacrificing each and every one of you to the idol that I found in the deeps I don't know what material it's made out of but it has a luster that is not of this world it gave me this strength what's even in that case just what now it's just meat if I can do a kickflip right here right now you let me keep my job here we go I'll get the things yep get out of here now all right my name is mr. grub and I know y'all are up to I was a cool kid once I remember when I used to click this video over here or go to this small store down here or god forbid sub by clicking down here that's right you ever held a hat man's hand under the bubbles under the water till the bubble stops I have to today

Channel: Smosh

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Id: y99DrAnGVg4

Length: 13min 35sec (815 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 02 2019