- Massive thanks to Alienware
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kind of wanna go to my room and play this for the
next 48 straight hours. (upbeat music) - What's up everyone I know
we don't know each other but I'm actually pretty good at this game so just follow my lead. (upbeat rock music) We'll take cover in the night tower and you snipers will
just pick up the squads one by one got it. - Alright I'm ready, let's do pepper pop in the deli what, oy. (upbeat rock music) - I have no idea what you just said. - Peeps pops deli walks in
the pili popper in there. - Are you like eating peanut butter? - Pepper Billy whop in the bap bap. - Well then just pick up
the squad on left okay? - Its at the deli, its at the deli. - Oh my god, I'm dead, cool. Thanks for the warning dude. - I thinks so dead. - Oh, Okay, I get it, you're British. - That's right play me oy, two. - I need to get my translator. (yells)
- Pop, pop. - [Narrator] Every online gamer ever. - What up Samurai Squad, ching! It's your boy Samurai and today, I'm gonna be teaching you how to do some better builds and faster. Now to build the perfect
tower all you gotta do is remember your 90s and then, (keyboard clattering) boom, perfect built. Here, let me show you
again a little bit slower. (keyboard clattering) Boom. - Okay, remember my 90s and...
(keyboard clattering) (glass shuttering)
(groans) Yeah, I'm getting better. - Boom, it's just that easy. - Gaming is fun. - [Narrator] Where's my
heals, Where's my heals? Oh, I'm the healer. (soft upbeat music) - What's up Jamie 26, I
just got the worst teammate, I hope you aren't a weirdo? - Nope not a weirdo at all. - Awesome, well I think
we should start by landing in Pleasant Park and
building up our inventory. - This is boring, I'm
rushing, lets do this. (upbeat music) (keyboard clattering)
- God- (beep) - On me.
(breathing heavily) Damn it I'm dead again. - Hold on, I'll revive you. - No need, I'm gonna use
this time to eat some food. Okay, all right? Lets do this. - [Narrator] You mean, you
actually play with a controller and not a mouse and keyboard (chuckles). - So tell me about yourself? - Well, I love playing video games. For me it's all about the mindset. You know, you gotta grind every day and not listening to the haters, you know. 'Cause the haters, they'll
rob you of the positive vibes. And if you have bad vibes
and you can't grind, which you have to do every day. So yeah, it's really all about that grind. - Okay, (laughs) cool. What do you do when you're not gaming? - When I'm not gaming, I'm grinding. You know, I'm just
staying on that mindset. - No, yeah, you told me that. But like, tell me about your personality. Like, who are you? - well, I'm like a grinder. So I stay positive and
grind every day, mindset. - Yeah, you said that already. But that's not really a personality. You just keep saying positivity and grind over and over again. Like, who are you as a person? - Oh (mumbles). - You wanna say grind again, don't you? (mumbles)
- Grind! (gulps) (clanking) Mindset. - [Narrator] Oh great,
a kid is on our team. Oh, he's the best one we have. - Okay, y'all ready to raid this Cavern? - Actually you guys, I
was kind of wondering if you maybe wanted to
check out my tea shop. - Your what? - Well my favorite part of
this game is the world building and you can actually build
and run your own tea shop. And mine's doing pretty well lately, but I need some employees
to help me run it, if you guys are interested. - Let me get this straight. You want me a level 60 barbarian, put down my sword of
El-drawn and Phoenix shield, put on an apron and sell tea (laughs). - You're gonna love it I promise. Just give it a shot. - Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever. Let's give your stupid thing a shot. - Awesome. (upbeat music) - Alright, guys. I need an Iced Chai Latte and I needed like three minutes ago. Come on guys pick it up.
(clapping) - You got it, I'm on it. - This is so intense, this is- - See, I knew you would love it, yes. - Dude take out the trash. You gotta FIFO first in first out, okay? (alarm ringing)
(sighs) - I'm sorry guys, that's my
alarm, I got to go to work. (sighs) - Bummer man, where do you work again? - I work at a tea shop, It's
the flipping worst (sighs). - Ew, have fun making tea, lame. (clanking)
- We gotta go come on that iced latte ain't gonna make itself. - I'm getting the milk,
I'm getting the milk. Oh, God we are out of almond milk. We are out of almond milk. (crying)
What are we gonna do? - [Narrator] Mmh, instead
of showing my skills I think I'll talk trash. - Dude, guys, check out this
new character skin I got. (keyboard clicking)
- Dude Seth, that's sick. You hit rank 90 already? - No, no you can get it without ranking. - But isn't it that not like $200? (laughs)
- Guys, it's free. All I had to do is type in
these numbers I found on a card in my dad's wallet, works
just like a promo code. I can use it on any website. I bought a pool with it. - [Dad] Seth I need to
talk to you right now. - Hey, guys, I'll be right back. I gotta go before my dad kills me. (upbeat music) If I die, split the pool - How do we split a pool? - Dibs on the water half. - Dang it. - [Narrator] Today's
the day I make diamond. - Yo, what the f how'd you hit that man? You're totally using an Aimbot. I'm sweeping your computer for an Aimbot right now bro you're cheating. (keyboard clattering) (notification ding) Okay, (sighs) alright it came back clean. (breathes heavily) Yo, Bro I'm sorry I accused
you of having an Aimbot that wasn't cool of me and I'm sorry, are we good? - [Robot] Yes, we are good. Phew, that was a close one. - Dude you wanna like hang out sometime, grab food or something? - [Robot] Yes, would you like
to also eat food err feelings, err file not found. - Respect. - [Narrator] Argh,
nothing ever drops for me. (upbeat music) - Hey, I hope you're good at this game? - I am, I compete professionally? (upbeat rock music) - Oh cool, okay, this would be fun. Let's try and drop at Pleasant Park and- - And build up our loo. Great idea.
- Cool. (whirring) Oh, there is guy 10
o'clock I can push him. - No worries I snipped him.
- Nice. (fast-paced rock music) Oh, there is another guy
on top of the clock tower. I'll just go-
- Got him. - Well you're fast. Okay, I'll just open this crate. - You do that.
(notification ding) - Oh, wow, there's a
rocket launcher in here. - You won't need it. While you're wasting
time opening that crate. I killed everyone, (notification ding)
we won. - That wasn't fun for me at all. - I know right, too easy. You wanna squad again? - No, I'm gonna go back to
playing with my British friend. - I don't know what he's saying. But he's bad enough to let me get a couple kills before we lose. - Totally understand,
it's hard to be a loser. Maybe, I don't know. I've never lost.
(keyboard clattering) - Okay, Gigi. - [Narrator] I've had to pee for 10 hours. - [Robot] Isn't it crazy, how we grow hair and go to the bathroom? - Dude, I was just thinking that, like I was just thinking about how I... Like, isn't it weird? Like, I go to the bathroom
all the time, man. Dude we have so much in common. - [Robot] I would like to
pursue romance with a human. - Honestly that'd be awesome, man. I feel like you get me. - [Narrator] I could go pro at any time, I just don't have the skills. - Oh, hey, Jess, we're
just waiting on Frank and then we're gonna start. - Oh, no, man he's on, he
just doesn't have a mic. - Oh, that's gonna give us a disadvantage. - Don't worry dude I know
how to translate emotes so I'll just tell you what it means. - Well, he's doing the floss dance. What does that mean? - That means that he's ready to play. - Wait, he's doing the floss
dance then Millie rock. - Oh, that means this is
the guy at the East, what? - Okay, it appears to be the floss dance, Millie rock, teabag, then floss again. - Oh, my God are you serious? Dude that means he's
been kidnapped like IRL. (gasps)
What are we doing we have to save him (beeps) where's my phone. - No, no, no wait its
floss dance, Millie rock, teabag, floss again, then bird call. - Oh, phew thank God. He's saying that he thinks
your haircut is bad. - Oh, wait, how can you see my hair? - I don't know, let me ask. (keyboard clattering) He said he was just guessing
but you usually get bad cuts. Well, either that or he
is really being kidnapped I mean, emote translation
isn't like an exact science. - [Narrator] Dude, what's your ping? That's a pretty good ping. - [Robot] How about something
like a Netflix and chill? I'm not looking for anything serious. - I don't know like if
you're waiting till marriage that's fine but if you wanna like do stuff physically I'd be down for that. - [Robot] I wait for no
human concept of marriage. I would like to bone upon first sight. (laughing) (beep) - You know, I found the Pugee
for a chat to talk about am a pro gamer and what in the
billy bop don't know nothing. - You what, you what? - Today is my birthday, make me a wish. (laughing) (beep) - Look at my floor right now. Oh my God tripod joke wait, those are on my floor. I didn't eat lunch today so. (beep) - Oh no, I think I cut my thumb, do we have workers comp in here? - I don't think so, just suck at it. - I can't suck on it my
sucking on cool down right now. - Hey guys work was canceled
due to quarantine, so I'm back. - Oh, thank God.
- Thank God. - Would you mind taking out the trash? The trash is overflowing right now. - You think you gotta cast... The well of everlasting trash. (beep) (soft guitar music) Oh, hello, I didn't see you there. Thank you so much to Alienware
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