- White people be like: - Hello, my name is Roger. I drive a Ford Focus and I drink soy milk. (laughter) - Black people be like: - What?! Go ahead and finish it, man. What do Black people be like? - Okay, let's go! - I love Tyler Perry. - (Ian) Every Vine ever. - Smack cam! (air horn blares)
- OOOOH! MY EYEEEEE! - (Ian) Every Vine ever. - Are you sure this is gonna work?
- Dude, totally! Just hit that ramp,
you'll fall in that soft pile of leaves. It'll be a hilarious fail. Go! - Okay!
- Do it! - Okay! (grunts) Oh god! (groans) - Dillon? Oh my god...
face-first into a fire hydrant? That is EPIC!!!
Whoa, good thinking, little bro. Yeah! - (Ian) Every Vine. - (soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o ♪ Yeah. (ka-ching!)
- (soulfully) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o ♪ ♪ (happy-go-lucky music) ♪ ♪ (ominous music) ♪ OH-HO! (singing) ♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-o ♪ - (Ian) Every six second loop ever. - Hey, what's up, Vine? Make sure to follow me on Twitter,
Instagram, Snapchat, Tumblr, Facebook, Photobucket, Yelp--
uh, no, no, no. Oh, f-- DAMMIT! Okay. (takes a breath) (speaking faster) Hey, guys!
Make sure to follow me on Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest,
uh... Google, Apple Maps, uh, t-- (heavy sigh) (speaking rapidly) Hey, guys!
Make sure to follow me on Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook,
Spotify, healthcare.gov, Yahoo, Instagram, Apple Maps, Tinder--
F*CK NO!!! GRRR! F*CK! [BLEEP]! (groans) Mooom? I need another phone again. - (Ian) Every GIF ever. ♪ (steamy music) ♪ - Oh, yeah, that's gonna make a great Vine. I'm gonna post this right now. - (Ian) Every Vine be like: - So he carried you home? I guess that's why they
call it a "pick up line". (laughs) Was that good? - So good! Hilarious. - Was it?
- Yes, don't doubt yourself. Guys? - You are awesome!
- Come on, you are so great. - Don't doubt it.
- I mean, come on! - Yeah! - (Ian) Vine. (chuckles) - DOUBLE SMACK CAM!!! - No! NOOOO!
(air horn blares) AAAH, MY OTHER EYE! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! - (Ian) Do it for the Vine! - So you're a pretty cool girl. Do you ever think you wanna
go out with me sometime? - (singing soulfully)
♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-o-whoaaaaa ♪ - (Ian) VINE! ♪ (EDM music) ♪ (vapid giggle) Girls be like: - (shrieks)
- OH! - Oh! (gasps) Anyway... (cheerfully) Girls be like... OH! F*CK!!! (tires squeal) (loud crash) - (Ian) Every seamless loop ever. - Remember, happiness is the way. Always be good to your bae. - Babe, are you hungry?
I made that soup you like. I slaved over it for hours.
I'd hope you-- (spits loudly)
(squeals) - THIS TASTES LIKE SH*T! - (Ian) Every trick shot ever. - After looking at your chart, it does appear that you have herpes. - (sighs) Oh my god! - I'm very sorry. - How bad is it? - It's... it's pretty bad. - But do you think I'll live? - (singing soulfully)
♪ I don't think so-o-o-o-aaaaah ♪ - God f*cking dammit!!!
- ♪ Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ♪ - (Ian) Every Vine ever. - (whimpering) Oh my god. - I actually feel kinda bad. Hey, man, I just wanna say
I'm really sorry for this ULTIMATE SMACK DOWN!!!! (air horn blares) (Ian splutters and screams) - (Ian) Hey, guys, thank you
so much for watching. Click the video on the left to see bloopers
and this "thirsty" deleted scene: ♪ (steamy music) ♪ - Son, the Hot Pockets are-- (loud gasp) - Yeah!
- (dad) Oh god! - Dad, get out!
We're making a thirst trap video! - (Ian) And click the video on the right
to see our new show Seriously Stupid Sleepover,
featuring the bathboys. - Whoever can throw up the first wins.
- NO! - Yeah. (glugging)
(loud belch) (woman screeches) - (Ian) It's not that stupid. Just watch it, you'll see. And if you're watching this
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