Every Annoying Person Ever

every annoying person ever hey is that your kid on the playground biting all the other kids oh yeah that's just Dakota bein Dakota we don't believe in setting rules or boundaries okay well it looks like he's running out into the road he's just curious and he's about to be hit by a car yeah I don't [Music] something wrong hey feel free to vent to me like whatever it is I'm here I'm just having a bad day Oh tell me about it today has been completely awful like I completely bombed my mentor Oh God me too it was super hard I mean I got like less than zero they took points from other tests wow that's bad but it's not just that like my grandpa's really sick mine too both my grandpa's are super sick like they died this morning I just got a text about it and luck cut my cat and my dog ran away ran away started a new life started a successful business that he would make me you feel better sure Broadway cafe high order for pickup please sure of course we're gonna get started for you um I would like the chicken parmesan please but I don't really like it when there's like too much breading on there so instead of the breading can I get like I'm just a small side salad and I'm trying to cut back on cheese so instead of that can I get like a steak medium rare and also no chicken please so you want a steak salad what no listen closely I would like the chicken parmesan please okay so I was thinking today totally and actually no I'm gonna say and I'm Way ahead of you but I don't there's any way we can find it Twitter's call me this Eminem huh no look I was just gonna say yeah well it's six super weird when you see Rex in public yeah totally just like leave town after a breakup Boone okay look I was just gonna say that I am hungry and I thought maybe we could get a BIOS butor data totally but it's all about gigabytes right now and I don't want the same page how'd you do on that test terribly I couldn't even study this last night cuz my brother was acting like a crazy person I swear he's like the kid from The Omen I've never seen it what you have never seen the 1976 horror classic The Omen not everyone's seen every movie you've seen Riley oh you are so missing out okay so like this kid is born and he's the Antichrist and then later in his life he grows up to gain political power no spoilers I didn't say I wasn't gonna see Riley hey you're John Tompkins kid right yeah oh yeah me and your old man go way back we served in Korea together oh no not the war mind you but a little French restaurant called the American yeah me and your father were best friends through thick and thin you know hello more than friends if you catch my drift boy but you know it was wartime so no one asked any questions anyway so we stayed friends but then he was promoted a middle management and then you know we kind of fell out of contact for a couple years but we're reconnected later on when we were got back into America not the restaurant of course the country you know the one and then we reconnected in a little French Laundry called the Korean and this is where we are today your breath smells like pennies and milk you [Music] oh hey occupied are you still pooping I have a really good aim respect come on it's Harry Potter's birthday today oh that's awesome I love that book well Doris probably most evil villain of all time oh yeah um actually if you think about it logically is Baltimore really that evil you see all he was trying to do was institute policies that protect his kind from the more base and unpredictable muggle humans so in a very long term since the guys saving lives by killing other people maybe there is some evidence that suggests that maybe reality isn't even real Allah the matrix and also as you've said it's a book series right so no one in there is real so no one's actually dying you've literally sucked the fun out of everything ever it might not be a bad thing there are some studies that show that having too much fun is not good for you like take any world leader for example all of them have some mild form of depression like like for example let's stop it in I'm not being oh my god I'm sorry yeah we're used to in seeing all the damage it's fine but can I get back to my Hitler thing oh no absolutely not the chicken parmesan no cheese instead of cheese you want a steak you want steak yeah yes are you still there yes thank you so much I'm still here I still want food that parts never changed okay awesome yeah I'll get that for you I'll be ready in about 20 minutes is that okay awesome yeah in the five minutes I've spent on the phone count toward that and you get it for 15 no I'm gonna put your order in when I hang up the phone excellent Oh awesome cool sir you have an attitude right now I do I'm hangry ooh-ah give health insurance right what's that is your kids a little splattered don't make anyone vagina monologues through that's what oh my god vagina monologues Thanks did you got that on camera did y'all just see that I did not know that he turned it he has ESPN mm-hmm I'm good at sports Vanina was kind of like predicted okay you're a hater like ten out of ten you would have said that you know would you said Napoleon's China no because everyone knows Vagina Monologues I think you're a hater you ever seen lemonade mouth oh my god so it's like this film about a group of people at the beach and they all have lemonade in their mouth and there's an one kid who's gotten red hair spoilers Riley no spoilers Riley in the sixteenth notes I'm basically Neil Peart I'm basically Neil Peart I am the gay bro before he see you play soccer you you look like a soccer boy you suck apart like if you uh yes for it what's a FIFA we're not in one measurable way Cherise met you I'm pulling over I'm pulling this thing over you and the camera crew can get the heck out of there that's right we just broke the fourth wall we broke that fourth wall oh I have the armistice oh you why do you always try to win over the camera crew with with 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Channel: Smosh

Views: 3,507,566

Rating: 4.9325991 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, Every Annoying Person Ever, every blank ever smosh, every blank ever, every blank ever annoying, annoying, people, sketch comedy, skit

Id: 0-WamVtP6uA

Length: 10min 6sec (606 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 03 2020