Dark Souls """"""Speedrun""""""

[Music] well boys I really [ __ ] myself over I said I was gonna do this and now it turns out that when you say you're gonna do things people hold you to those things so now I gotta do this [ __ ] so if to those you who haven't been keeping abreast of the recent news I got to 100k which you know confetti poppers fireworks yeah yada yada but I said in the night sky speedrun that I would do a dark souls 'speedrun I had 100 K and this is that that's now that's this alright so we got to go thief we got to get the black firebomb everything else is up to my own actually no gotta go swim Yuri great swamped he's got a look in his eyes it looks real sad I'm gonna be I'm gonna be gloomy swamp Gus he looks like a failed Team Rocket so far it's going great let's see him let's see him up there there's the scumbag of the hour himself here's a stretch if I somehow Wow I managed to die to the asylum demon good start oh I see what it is I was holding the I see what [ __ ] me up I was pressing the shield button instinctively even though I don't have a feel and it was making me do the parry animation over and over again I feel like a big Fingaz all right I'm just gonna blindly walk up this dude you out of my way you know scummy enough to tussle with ghusl that's it right yeah I'm looking at I have a list here bomb the demon get the estus yeah oh I'm on track baby I don't need no bones inside me okay my first run of this my like test run of this route did not go amazingly I'm very very prepared for the possibility that I'll suppress and burn kind of like that so while I'm down here this is kind of on on route to something else but I'm gonna do something here do you think this is that this will be painful or fun this is from Barack Obama gaming it's a pleasure to have you on stream mr. ex-president at probably both right it's gonna do some simple RNG manipulation by running the wrong way a couple times here oh do I have homework bone equipped thank God don't get pushed off but it goes and bone your [ __ ] life out and so now I can actually show off a cool trick that I learned like a glitch but I don't know if you can do it you can do with like a ton of different animations I don't know if you can do it with the dagger that easily cuz it's a fast animation there it is so you see the use select item or you selected item on top of the stamina bar and there's kind of some like jank over by the enter button if we use an Estes it'll prompt us for a fire keeper soul and we can use a fox for free we still have the fire keeper solo isn't that pink and we can do that with will do that with boss souls later gotta grab that one first cuz he wakes up if you grab either of these this is original original Souls all part of the plan ladies and folks I had this oh I was gonna say I had this down to a science just earlier today I gotta get back in the swing of things that used to nest his weight sometimes it does that I'm not quite sure why it does that but sometimes you just use an Estes even if it looks like you did it right no it's just these Drake's I will not be getting the tier stone ring because fun fact you have to take damage for that to work and I'm not a scrub who takes damage all right so I'm gonna sprint down here and not to instantly kill yeah yeah he stepped on me and it did damage okay we're gonna play this game all right I'm gonna we're gonna go up to my house and we're gonna fight there all right I'm gonna need you to just walk off the cliff here okay buddy just go ahead and die now that always used to happen to me in my casual play poop just [ __ ] die please oh yeah come on just die we're getting ever so closer ever so closer what the [ __ ] does that even mean and there you go folks no rng manipulation required I always get the black knight halberd always sup Andre so Gus knows the swamp oh yeah this is a fun fact about streaming and not like constantly showing your face like if you if you're a streamer and you don't have face cam every single time you show your face is a face reveal never forget that someone said good camera oh just you wait we're gonna see a good camera this this feels ready yeah there you go now we got a really good camera really good so it you can't tell by watching but this is really difficult to control it's it's the control scheme like seems to change it's very weird but yeah this is a sense skip I hope you're enjoying these nice totally 3d rendered trees and not just a bunch of crusty JPEGs and here we are and once we load back in Tata snake fortress I almost got insta [ __ ] by those so you know that whole business about ringing the bells I actually do have to do that later but I I don't have to do it right now and I am definitely gonna get [ __ ] I'm definitely gonna have to do this skip again sense fortress always [ __ ] me in some way or another oh no what is scaring it okay now use the really [ __ ] trippy part as in it always trips me up that part makes me panic because there's the snake behind you that's why I always get [ __ ] I'm not really in the right spot for this okay it worked anyway for some reason I think the camera like can't go past a certain axis so when you travel up it looks like this I don't want to a growing more dudes but I'm gonna use keyboard keyboards easier for this for whatever reason Oh God we can actually rest in level at the bonfire while this is happening believe it or not somebody said can you explain this glitch i I don't know the full like reason why it happens but I think it's that I locked so there's this thing called death cam when you fall it it switches to this like bird's-eye view perspective and there are certain places we're gonna see it again in the run somewhere else but there are certain places where you can trigger the death cam happening without actually without actually dying so then you can get to places that are not loaded and then you can get past obstacles that would normally be there because they're not loaded in such as the gate that sends fortress which I suspect is some kind of like in the game's programming some kind of like special object that has that goes away when it's not when the area is not loaded in but the level geometry still does for some reason I don't know so this snake that's just sitting here like chillin even if you go up to him it's a well-known fact he won't attack you you can get right up in his face and he won't do anything and I always wondered why this guy is here and what his function is we will actually see his function later all right now I'm gonna show off a slick strat that a bit I bet some of you didn't know about if you avoid these guys they just fall asleep like an idiot then you can take their [ __ ] so I think I just need to crank that one time and we're gonna see that snake man's purpose real soon here there he is it's to let you know you hit the boulder the right way isn't that nice let's see send skip oh my god we're getting so far we're almost I have three pages of notes we're almost done with the first page Lloyd the mimic turn the boulders see the snake died actually [ __ ] no work that's the sound of me tearing off the first page we're done that's so relaxing I was so stressed out about if sentence skip was gonna [ __ ] me over I'm really glad you guys would have lost your [ __ ] minds watching my first run of this Lake this rent I was tearing my own hair out - oh man iron Marcus its lark in spirit isn't Tarkus the big vampire in Jojo that's a nice loud motor yes they're actually both I think the targets in this game is literally a jojo reference I [ __ ] you not either that or they're both referencing the same album with the [ __ ] tank armadillo on the front okay he's krumping don't do your crunk move on me okay oh god it's the hug of death Tarkus help me out of here there we go okay Tarkus that's cool you like this nice poking at air action bolt orcas gets destroyed Oh is he stumbling we got come on then Tarkus yeah I'll be saving your room mister we're here anal rodeo already damn this is going swimmingly we're not even the stream hasn't even been going for an hour and I'm an anal rodeo so now we can duplicate the iron golems soul [Music] the darkmoon knightess is just standing there going like what is this guy doing here's a question actually what is with these railings why are they here these windows don't open they're not the time that open the only reason I'm out here is cuz I climbed up the side of this thing like I'm spider-man yo Johnny Johnny Johnny I'm begging you please go dig man man Dolly Parton Jolene go ahead and die good and fall now good and fall thank you it took him a second Wow idiot yeah eat a dick now I could just do this the normal way right men don't take ma'am there's a new reply episode or any reply episode very recently actually oh did you see that what's happening what's happening okay okay I'm fine I'm probably dead but that was amazing at the very least did you see that [ __ ] [ __ ] I was stuck in the fall state because I was in-between the mimic and the wall pretty legendary huh he's dabbing on me that movie's a straight-up death and you can't convince me otherwise so does a mimic have a head is the chest the head because that's confusing because it just is another body part oh that was close here's something I was thinking about today slime when I was a kid we had slim pickins when it came to slime sometimes it would just be a sad little tub of some like booze that didn't even really I don't know didn't pop didn't have that special slime flare that certain slimes have nowadays you know like now I didn't say we are living in one of if not the golden era of slime like people have entire like jobs dedicated to creating interesting slimes when I was a kid they were a party favor at best and our arcade prize at worst I'm not gonna try to do the jump I've been hurt before the cool part of the game this part they like it like my controller definitely isn't slipping out of my hands from the spaghetti that coats me stop shooting oh my god unbelievable what could I do I was just attacking him he wasn't off the ledge but my attack just sent me off the ledge oh it almost happened again it almost happened a second time guys Gus almost just like stepped off the ledge jubilantly again [ __ ] that you know I love this game beautiful game kind of a masterpiece kind of [ __ ] well aware Solaire was busy fighting another thing but he'll come here now this is the way to like get him to it's like Solaire everybody what are you doing solare what are you doing okay I might die I might die okay I got three Estes I would be very surprised if I got this on my first try though man oh god no no no don't do you charge that's the one move that I didn't want you to do oh my god so Larry saved my life so either I'm gonna get it first try or I'm gonna get [ __ ] cooked right before the end so that's a good feeling right okay yeah that's cool that's the buttstock keep needing to wipe the sweat off my [ __ ] hands dude it was a cool miss right that really looked like it missed yeah first try [ __ ] [ __ ] some people you know they say that's a hard boss I have to disagree I think it's one of the easiest fights in the series especially when you're under leveled as [ __ ] and also a swamp [ __ ] Wow we're most of the way this is actually going a lot faster than I thought it would what I'm most of the way through the run we still got some oh we got some pain so where am I going next I'm gonna need to look at my list here now we gotta go kill the Bell things you remember how I said we were skipping the bells not so we're actually doing them you know what let's get Silurian on this even though we don't need them at all cuz we're super overpowered for this fight I'm killing I'm reading both the bells because we need them to be rung four frames to show up so that then I can go down to fire link like two more whatever and place the Lord vessel yeah that's some good damage that is some decent [ __ ] damage right there what's that half health stands for bish Bosch got him look at somebody electric electric how you doing old buddy help yeah I'm here buddy just go ahead and nut top off there buddy it's cool oh that's really cool I love Blighttown I want to be human for this because there's something we need for the speedrun here Mildred Mildred Mildred Mildred I'm begging you please don't eat my man bye we got the most important item we got the most important item [ __ ] jack [ __ ] I didn't get the good rng to get the sack guys I gotta reset now value just gets worse every time so here is a skip but I've been just waiting to show you guys it I might die there's a possibility that I will die here fun fact there we go and I died good so what that is is there's a death cam moment there to where the death barrier just barely clips into a place where you can actually stand and you would normally be considered alive and so what you do there is you stand on a certain spot you break those pots to get to the place we need to stand once you're standing there the death cam will happen but if you go too far and you'll just [ __ ] die instantly because the game thinks you've fallen down it's pretty silly right tiny steps tiny baby steps have to edge into the zone there it is this is so hard to do without seriously injuring or maiming oneself it's just gonna kill me I'm not quite trying to keep myself from getting poisoned oh [ __ ] guys I'm an idiot I have to redo I have to redo I have to redo I have to go to qui lag first rest here this bonfire actually let's see if we can get this bonfire to be the janky thing this one in particular [ __ ] your leg sometimes did you see it do you see it yeah yeah there it is yeah here those bones snap bit of luggage you know so I got to go into qui legs room and be like hey what's up ok I'm leaving now ok so now I'm in here I'm gonna immediately bone back out there's a fun part right here you can't get past this point unless you roll and I've heard from people that that's actually not a feature in every person's copy of Dark Souls it's just because I have like the shittily optimized PC port sometimes apparently depending on like your framerate or like your CPU or something you won't be able to get over certain bumps on the ground which is why that moment in the great hollow happened it is true [ __ ] all right this is so weird looking it actually looks [ __ ] awesome though like having a huge bird's-eye view of this whole area alright now we're in the hole I honestly have no idea how this is gonna work out if I'm gonna get [ __ ] or not I don't hear any music nor do I hear chaos which we leg I think this is as far as I can go captain if this doesn't work that I'm just gonna [ __ ] kill cui leg I swear it didn't work guys it didn't work why didn't it work well folks that's a big bro moment top 10 bros at least we got to see some cool camera jank alright and boom get done height powerful link in the battle just gonna take him about you know 600 hours to crawl out of my way I'm trying to think of the amount of work it would be to save Solaire just to have him for the final fight not that I think I need him necessarily oh [ __ ] yeah we're on the last page that's the sound of that getting torn off oh yeah we've only got a couple steps left guys this is good is this going real well someone said this was shorter than I thought it was gonna be oh there's still more those two steps will take a while chosen undead you have proved yourself worthy and what are you going don't do that hold it for just a second see that guy right there that's actually me now at about this point in the run I was at two and a half hours and I was feeling great sends Schiphol it took me a couple tries I got the Black Knight helper in an Orlando went down lickety-split I wasn't duplicating souls as well or consistently as I'd hoped but I figured this is the home stretch right how bad could 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Channel: grayfruit

Views: 341,676

Rating: 4.9615355 out of 5

Keywords: Dark Souls, Speedrun, grayfruit, slick

Id: VbDksAv3LKc

Length: 20min 56sec (1256 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 02 2019