Blarkborne - Episode 1: Monkey Blood

[Music] i am so beyond ready for this we finally got our grubby little pasty little hands on a ps4 we're going to play blood bornicus by the same people who made dark souls we have a fun gimmick for this stream andrew got all gussied up today and we're going to bless up bless us up some holy water that's right to drink during the stream uh i legally am whatever denomination of priestliness that i can bless holy water here i have exercised water that i previously exercised today and then i also have a consecrated salt which i also did earlier today there's a number of prayers you have to say i didn't know it was going to be salty water so we're going to be drinking vaguely salty very blessed water it'll be so blessed and of course the thing to note we're going to bless it in the monkey book obviously and we're going to i've got my red food dye here too so we can make it bloodly and later on if we feel like not drinking salty red water that has been touched by human hands then we can make a monkey blood mixer my jaw dropped when i saw him outside my front door today i was i was like oh i had the sunglasses and he's got his big moonshine jar oh yeah i've got my uh beetle's mug i'm gonna use lovely i'm gonna fill it up now look it's being filled up with exercise water here there's this water is free of spirits and don't think that you're not going to see him do some funky [ __ ] to this water too i was like i hope we didn't like miss out on like whatever weird [ __ ] you have to do he has a goddamn what do you even call this a bunch of latin written down that he's gonna read off he's gonna read a little bedtime story to our water are there rules about drinking holy water uh you put it on your lips i know they drink the blood of christ and we're gonna break flesh so cannibalism i i think anything goes holy water is christ pea what i'm going to do do i need to do anything i'm going to sprinkle salt into these in the shape of the cross and we're going to read a brief latin prayer okay should i clasp my hands like so sure okay so i'm going to do them to both first are you reading the thing i'm gonna do it to the beatles mug okay chat everyone shush do this at home no you gotta hold it up in view ah innominate amen amen brother you could be making all that [ __ ] up but i wouldn't make no now that they're combined the blessing begins oh my [Laughter] oh amen amen is it holy now it's holy water now all right i'm gonna put the sacred drop of red food coloring in now this is actually a great test if one of us is a vampire the second this touches our lips we'll just be eviscerated i was gonna say if one of us is allergic to red dye number five it's also gonna be a concentrated dose all right clink cheers mike holy water for bloodborne it's not even that salty delicious all right let's get to it bloodborne folks forgive my latin i'm not a classically trained priest when i say i think perhaps a lot of real priests would probably frown upon my priestliness and put us sipping holy water out of mugs with cartoon characters on them possibly might not be on the up and up oh by the way we're playing bloodborne bloody war game let's [ __ ] go [ __ ] i'm so excited so we know a little bit about this game you need only unravel but not a ton i know that it's like victorian-esque era yeah and like love crafty yeah you'll need a contract i can't tell is he got a band-aid over his eye or is he like is it gouged out he didn't like the sam the sam neil and and oh event horizon we literally started vampires [ __ ] bram stoker's dracula just straight up literally we have a widow's peak this is insane actually do you want to hear you do this okay i think you should start off i i took the reigns i guess what's the name this is like the most garlic you have to name this one i've done the last like three and then the last two i think oh my god the name it's just coming out of him oh man it's it's gonna be here it's going to be clearly this is a very difficult decision s he's just going lettered by a letter that's a disaster it's a recipe for disaster shark tale shark tale how many more spaces do we have probably quite a few i don't know oh no oh he's got a suffix oh no oh no shark tale bug [Laughter] i'm fine with that oh my god sure or yum aged it was like a slider in the other games when did shark tale come out like 2002 it's uh what is isn't like martin scorsese in that movie or something it's like al pacino or something like that yeah and it's like they're the highest grossing film appearance to date i think it is al pacino yeah not martin scorsese so folks it's gonna be i know people are gonna be tempted to backseat uh and and give give advice you are nothing talentless you shouldn't have been born chat you may feel inclined to say that to us when we probably [ __ ] something up in the future uh regarding stats or whatever but please just let us [ __ ] up and uh and be disastrous and enjoy the game for ourselves uh i i kindly ask of you yeah we're gonna be professionals take another sip of holy water because professionals have standards okay i can see the changes over there very burly early upper body burly lower body small head large head he kind of he's got like a david byrne thing going on with the small head that's in the glass myself the big suit i do want the big chute that is if we can unlock david byrne's big suit from stop making sense in bloodborne please tell us where to get the item please this is in the stop making sense verse this is disgusting holy [ __ ] i haven't been like paying attention i looked back at the screen he's [ __ ] blue he's like horrible he's glowing you're radiant shark tale the shark tail vote muller face oh this is the random probably oh and then you can just like i think if you just mash that's probably the best way to do it that's the top the top one and i want to go to the bottom right or the bottom left all right i think it might not make a difference he looks like the grinch in the gross grinch movie the bad one with jim carrey facial aesthetic he's so strong form emphasis some of these are very esoteric terms that i'm not i'm not sure what they're doing oh he's got a very pointy nose that he's beautiful he's so beautiful his eyes really are awful yeah that's the best part he's got a little bit of a little smile now he looks like a [ __ ] librarian he does look like a librarian like he's gonna like come up behind someone and go shh well he's a professional after all hold on they never do this in real life this is movies shh who the [ __ ] does that what kind of if somebody did that to you they'd be an [ __ ] like ghostbusters he's delighted he's a cute little smile everyone's quiet in the library he looks like the lady in the radiator from [ __ ] eraserhead it's about the balance you're not gonna go full bug eye i admire your restraint i would have gone i never i never go in between on the sliders it's one way to either side someone said he looks like he cleans his eyes with his tongue like a freaking newt we've incorporated barney crouch junior tongue wick into our vernacular now oh god oh god oh the tennessee waterfall see waterfalls out that's cool benjamin franklin haircut holy [ __ ] i've never heard that and it's blue there we go all right this guy's distinct enough from uh from lunch bag now even though he's another blue guy i'll allow it he's like greenish white face shape we did that we only spent so long on this and this is like the joke with these games is you spend like hours customizing your character and then they put on a mask for the whole game or like a helmet and you're like oh and they're facing away from you the whole game you're like oh shark tale the male aged professional you goddamn bet he's professional oh i love shark tale finalize my contract yeah the transfusion we're gonna get some blood oh we are strapped down to a table oh i see whatever no shock to you you may think it all come here oh it is a bandage yeah totally but i bet that shit's gouged out underneath it oh yeah he's blind you bet he's gouged he's got a big hat he seems like a nice guy blood dog all right well starting off with the monsters real quick okay i'm going to take a sip of beetle's blood that's a good idea blood of christ john lennon amen what are you just doing oh he's on fire oh he touched the holy water that you were sipping oh yeah at least that's why we drink drink the holy one oh what was our plan idiot we planned it man good thing we made this that's how we know it works oh a baby oh my what the hell dude i i was like that's not a baby that's just a oh my god oh there's so many babies this is disgusting get them off oh there's so many babies this is like that scene in jurassic park two where the guy gets eaten by a bunch of tiny dinosaurs that's right i'm just gonna go take a pee and listen to my music i wonder if anything that's gonna happen no one interrupt me whoa look ghosts already oh there's somebody else getting up at the exact same time that's hilarious oh my here we are seek pale blood to transcend the heart of course i know how to read because i was a librarian this fits in with the lore chest normal war oh untimely death how do we which button puts on the suspenders oh huh i think you're holding nothing right now this is how he stands he like clasps his fists because he's a professional you know i had to do it to him you know you had to do it this is another note oh oh it's a blood stain oh that guy just skipped away oh oh and he's fighting oh i think i see the blood dog something oh god it's eating a corpse okay all righty well we won't die to that we won't become another specter okay dog oh it's already low it's missing some health that's kind of cool because they're on fire yeah i don't know what was that what was actually up with the fire i feel that you are not doing very much damage to this man three damages a ton it is some damage ouch okay you will die dog you will die you will die go get him oh he's gonna die we're just gonna take a long time maybe this is one of the ones we're not supposed to kill it we're supposed to run but i refuse to librarian i never run from my fears i read about them in the library oh you don't oh no i died unfortunately oh wow sir he bestows the controller to me [Music] when you started saying that i was when you started like chanting i was thinking about monty python and the holy grail with the guys that smacked themselves with the boards oh that's right yeah yes yes oh is that a necessary death you can't bless things with it oh he's flicking it all over the room i just blessed your door flick it in each corner i already peed there to mark my territory oh [ __ ] you're a blood dog all right i'm in the game i know i do you think that person laying there was alive oh that guy looks cool we got to decide what our fashion is going to be that guy looks like he's from uh blasphemous these people are all just standing here and dying they're standing and keeling over better inspect that doll oh it is a doll that's a lady it's a lady i thought i saw her moving oh her clothes are kind of rustling around i guess can't move she's embankment she's gonna move she's absolutely gonna talk to us you know it a trick weapon trick weapon okay this is a straw cleaver a hunter axe or a threaded cane freddie kane kind of sounds good for the librarian the cane feels like it fits our lore so i think we got to do the cane all right let's [ __ ] go we got tricked oh there's just gifts everywhere a firearm what the [ __ ] okay a hunter pistol or a blunderbuss blunderbuss that's like a pirate gun it's like the ones that go it's like a shotgun let's go with that i agree so yep we got our select menu oh i just did something you stabbed yourself in the leg i just like gave myself a vaccination he whistled what okay it looks like the little message that came out of the ground like spiked him up in the air what the hell he did a little one of those oh hello my friend he's taking a bath bath messenger oh trade in blood echoes with messengers to buy and sell items okay okay do we have oh blood echoes are like souls we're cane wielders um yeah we have a [ __ ] cane we're not even using it to walk idiot that is sad idiot improper cane usage we need him to hobble fear defilement but those with faith will be spared whoa why am ca yeah he's doing like a little nine o'clock gesture there interesting just delightful oh look at these pillars i didn't even really notice oh i didn't either oh that's awesome they love their pillars on the moon hey it looks like it's painted look at the edge of it yeah it looks like a jpeg yeah oh yeah baby conviction um wait a second what go back to that what am i seeing wii motion controls under there controller up and down oh what the [ __ ] i don't it's not happening damn sad yeah what the [ __ ] oh i think it's like only wiping on the pad maybe yeah try going like i think you're right i think it is swiping in a pad i'm like stroking it i'm stroking it real hard wow i'm watching okay alas folks hey okay okay we're back now we can kill the beast okay turn to the hunter's dream okay so instead of bonfires it's like babies with a lamp doesn't claim roll off the tongue as well now we're going to [ __ ] murder this dog dog dead um is that our souls there you go blood echoes retreat wow just not as not quite as snappy and pithy as uh souls oh no that's oh my god you're destroying him this enemy that the game has now tied down for me to okay oh we did it okay i see the health thing now of one vial and all it took was having actual weapons with which to fight darn oh this person is butt naked what ass naked just completely naked wow all right so they aren't like estes i guess oh yeah they're an actual item and we saw them we could buy them too it's like the herbs and demon souls i've heard that's how that works there okay so they're consumable eleven herbs and spices hi it's me colonel sanders thank you for watching the gray fruit stream don't forget to eat your kfc tonight thank you for watching our horrible horrible commercial that make you feel terribly violated in every way i look like a slave owner i love my plantation bullets okay so i see on the left are two weird blood vials and bullets that's some bullets blood and bullets blood bullets babes and blades he like mixes it up too right out different every time every copy of danny trejo in his catchphrase is personalized whoa wow looks exactly like dark souls 3. actually it's awesome it's different they love their like gothic aesthetic and i can respect that and now there's manhole covers too so we know that in this universe there is a sewage system oh it's classic it's just hit b while running controls rather than [ __ ] clicking in the stick like a sociopath oh that is a rotting horse that wasn't a little bit do you know what i'm [ __ ] doing right now do you know what i'm doing i'm beating a dead horse get it get oh yeah like unlike dark souls 2 which spawns the corpses out or like gets rid of them they're back like a lame ass it's like the same animation is lighting up on fire too i this is yes i'm very this is awesome i'm excited i mean we still haven't played demon souls as well but this is like it's like this and that are the the new untapped ground also we got a bunch of puzzles pebbles i actually like also like i'm such a sucker for cathedrals and like that architecture style so i'm like eating this up yeah and uh we do know about demon souls remastered by the way which is or it's like uh it's like a remake yeah it might have it might not even be called remastered but uh very excited about that we will be playing that version probably it sucks we like we were struggling so hard to get a ps4 and then we finally got one and now it's like oh the ps5 is out it's demon souls remake is exclusive to it whoops guess who better buy a ps5 hey thank god be a strong foe therefore remember fire oh is he playing a strong boat that way should i wait until i have fire oh boy okay oh boy i'm gonna go this way that was a big boy i gotta say after editing a lot of large souls uh by the end of our first oh this looped back around awesome look at that we did it we're back here by the ladder oh that's dark souls feeling right you are right you are but when i was when i've been editing it i i realized that in real life us streaming it was not enough time for me to get annoyed at you going every time we drank from an estus but after editing through it as well that's when i crossed the line and went oh my god i hate this it was it was nice and charming until i i watched it a million [ __ ] times you you get more health back if you make it yeah i'm gonna go this way i'm gonna take my chances with the [ __ ] church crowd yeah look at that that's cool i love all the statues in these games and all the crazy looking [ __ ] they spare no expense they really don't they have such a wonderful style you can actually knock that's what those guys are doing oh is this the purge yeah he's like [ __ ] off stop knocking on my damn door wow what a piece of [ __ ] just some bullets you never know you never know you truly never know it's a great line i watched uh dawn of the dead recently oh look at that definitely not a trap is that the classic one or a marrow one it's one of the classic there's like ten yeah definitely not a trap it was a trap uh but there's one part where they're uh they're like at a cash register and they're just taking all the money out of it and they're kind of like looking at each other like do we really i mean it's the zombie apocalypse and one of them just goes you never know and they just keep stuffing the money in oh i died they showed up there you go oh by the way we switch off every death we we mentioned this like once at the beginning of the series and then like never again so i feel like people might be confused sometimes but like snapchatting i am back shall i go make us uh some mixers that aren't just water let's do it all right i'm gonna do that mark you entertain them all right i'll entertain the guests i'm gonna take your monkey mug and i'm gonna make us some some monkey blood screwdrivers now that jacob's gone we can finally have a moment of peace it's the weekend i officiated a wedding yesterday fun fact a different a different certification than uh than the one to make holy water it was nice it was it was like digital like it was like four people and then the rest of people were on zoom so it was a fun one a bit unique which is what you want out of a wedding you know you want it to be unique and magical i'm going to fight the big guy jacob didn't want to fight the big guy but i do i am a little scared i'm going to be honest i'm a little frightened oh boy oh boy you know what's that lord things are gonna get easier okay no healing for me oh he's walking away hey i forgot to go oh i died good thing he's back he's back just in time dribbling and rolling the stairs wow thank you scrupulous monkey mug no you keep going okay i'm going to keep going one more i'm going to wipe this [ __ ] jism i uh now that jacob's here i tried to fight the big boy and uh oh did you get your dick knocked off by the big guy big [ __ ] surprise i had to like pick it up off the floor shameful like i can't tell these people are like cursed or that's jesus jesus christ is um burning so i know jesus normally like you know very whitewashed this is what the real jesus looks like this is it's not what uh churches will have you think jesus looks like but that's that's the real one the ideal male body that's right oh child things are going to get oh you know maybe i should have picked up my souls oh they're shooting oh god they're shooting guns oh dear oh god oh lordy dear wait i looked away for a second did you get killed by all the guys that you agreed i got killed by 100 guys that i agreed wow i really like the transforming weapons i wonder if all weapons transform that is cool sounds like it they said they were trick weapons just broadly that is awesome someone is saying didn't you used to play tf2 do you have any tips for someone new to the game new to tf2 uh my my tips to new tf2 players to get into it is don't yeah i think it's i mean it is like it's fun but it is like past its crime and also everyone on the servers is either a bot or people have been playing the game for 20 years sad and are way better than you probably i i'm just saying that because i have similar experiences uh where i just either it's just a total [ __ ] like bot server or i just keep getting just clicked on by snipers basically yeah that's right you played it kind of recently didn't you i did i had a brief phase where i played like just two entire days of tf2 and i was like all right that's enough yeah i think i did that too where i played two days of it and i was like okay oh you just are no no no no no just going in dang it all right i was hoping i think you want to go up to where i was that's exactly right that's exactly what you were going to say that is what i was going to say [Music] there's so many people you with the fire oh no i'm gonna get shot stamp i'm gonna get this item if nothing else it's blood files it's blood files dodge there's a dog there oh dog it's a dark soul sweetheart okay i am somehow alive firm up for a second until i get shot oh my gosh somewhere we've never been cool are they still chasing me oh nice and they waddle away waddle at all there's a lot of hats on the ground yeah it's the prestige that's a pretty deep cut actually it's like the first shot of the movie that's true but it's like a forgettable fear how therefore ignoring is effective that's a very helpful note okay okay i'm fearing the hound ignoring is effective i am definitely fearing the hound great statue so cool yeah they're holding the candles and they're like that's awesome they're so sad i love it i love being so bad hey that's where we were it's the pyre this is great i'm getting the classic dark souls feeling of like look at that you know so much fall off fall off oh he's scary-looking they all look like such beasts oh oh [ __ ] dropping his ass on me what he's missing i can't move i can't move you can't move up or down i can't do anything are we soft locked we might have to quit out of the game oh no i i swear i'm hitting up down i'm pretty [Applause] is numb okay i'm actually getting that okay have fun what don't die i will die right now i'm about to fall off a ledge literally right now hunter hunter gathers no i don't know if i could have dropped that and probably not that was weird as [ __ ] all right let's take a look at our new stuff no new weapons i feel like there's less weapon stuff look at the hunter clothes [Music] what we got we got the hunter garb oh [ __ ] clothes new threads all right sick new threads oh yeah our voices should sound someone said you have a suave voice thank you very much wow uh our voices should sound better than ever because uh just yesterday i ordered uh some bass traps for the corners of my room and also a rug to throw down which i think really ties the room together i said that to andrew and then i was like do you get it do you get it and i told him i was gonna pee on it yeah he did he followed up well man i i do i love the visual design of this game yeah i like the gothic style i love the victorian era stuff it looks beautiful and also because of my new computer rig oh that almost looks like it oh what i was gonna say is uh it should look better than ever because i've got my new computer rig so it's at 1080p 60 frames per second it probably actually looks better on my computer screen than it does on my tv dang i think my tv is kind of crap yeah i also i like one of my monitors is it actually i think it's even a samsung like it's just like a tv yeah and i was like thanks my mom got for me she's like that way you can change it to a tv when you want and i was like ah probably i won't need that but you know so let's see what we saw here park along mark your head off dog stop you mean to do that oh that's not bad at all oh god they are still coming oh brain no brave oh my god oh my oh my god what you're kidding me oh god suck no i'm not going for the ladder i'm not going through the ladder yeah screw the ladder oh what are those lanterns is that there's things all right folks oh there's dudes okay oh that is a giant rat you are going into hell it's a pig i think oh just burps it's a giant [ __ ] word [ __ ] babe is here this is happening the parents from spirited away after they eat the cursed food holy [ __ ] okay well that was chaos that was awesome oh and another oh oh why did they blow that up he lit a big ball i'm going to go this way it's bound to be oh i just got a bunch of souls for something maybe the ball killed somebody blood echoes i'm going to call them souls for the whole damn playthrough and you know it oh okay was hoping there'd be a lever to pull and then we could get a shortcut it's andre the blacksmith i take it this is a boss oh he was cutting off a guy's head no he's a friendly guy he looks like who's the [ __ ] guy solomon grundy from battery asylum yeah yeah oh look at the water on his hat that's cool it looks so good oh it's like blood his breath is terrible father oh when you lock on you do sort of a sidestep motion couldn't carry are very scary that is very scary okay i'm gonna i know exactly how you got there okay oh okay huh she's here oh oh is the real lady a real lady like i [ __ ] called oh yikes folks folks folks turns out i was right all along there's so much there's just we're covering so much ground yeah we've gotten to the point where it's like we weren't like cautiously covering the ground we were like yeah we're using it come on please oh i think we're near those big dogs again that was just a brilliant move on your part continuing to be brilliant desperation that it's in its most pure form my dogs are barking my dogs are barking you gotta at least open the gate we're going up again so there's bound to be a gate good lord there's so many different ways to go oh there's a door please oh thank god you close it close it close it closer no too late oh he's just standing there okay did we get him oh it's a dude oh my god he just looks normal oh it's like a wolf man okay brief respite please just a moment of peace that's all i asked for i was playing oh oh wait you just got backstabbed oh man it can be a wheelchair i think that was an old lady that was hilarious that was hilarious actually please we did it oh it's definitely that's the lantern this is sick yes so here's what i'm actually going to do i'm going to go back buy some [ __ ] and buy some um i'm not going to level up probably i'm probably just going to buy a bunch of blood vials every time we go i think of um bathroom bathroom good old gormless tosser formless tosser bathroom saucer oh they're 180 each yeah looking like two every time every time he says we're bound to i think of that of uh the kanye song oh bounded yes bounded from uh that's right i tell you i knew a dude who knew kanye huh say that what did you say i knew a dude who was friends with kanye oh it's the most the weirdest story i've ever heard in my life you literally met kanye at a conference i'll like summarize it because the story is a long story he met him at a conference gave connie his business card like an animal okay and the guy's like kind of a funky guy like not super social gabe connie's business card and then kanye calls his business card like a month later and asks to hang out and so he flies to l.a and literally hangs out with kanye and wow goes into writing his [ __ ] one of his four ferraris and i was like not true and he just kept showing me pictures oh my god dude just like when you met anthony fantano that's right except zach's more low-key exactly the same level of prestige well even i still talk every once in a while yeah somebody we casually mentioned at one point and we got like a comment on that video of somebody saying wait was that real did bart meet anthony fantano yes he did yeah i i like hosted an event when he came to seattle once like a little when he was a little bit smaller and uh he's a he's a really stand-up guy really nice guy he blew up recently yeah he's he's very famous now and he always he like how do you even interview all the tree and stuff yeah oh man this is not looking good you're still going for it you want to like waste my blood vials yeah for sure i think the strat is we stop healing so much and we actually try to go for an attack yeah that's that's definitely the way to do it i just don't feel confident enough in my abilities yet but yeah ages ago like kind of short like much more soon after i met like it's been a couple years now since i last saw anthony yeah but i was it was like when jacob and i were just starting to do smash stuff and anthony was really into smash and i was like maybe i could like peck a little next time he came but he got really famous in between like the time that we hung out and i was like i don't want to be like yeah come give me clouds yeah but he's a really nice guy and he has great easy taste so you know what i'm gonna do between streams is i'm gonna farm a [ __ ] ton of blood vials yeah smart i'm just gonna uh because undoubtedly i won't ever progress off stream of course but uh i'm in between streams and oh look at that it's the blitz stain okay some of those quality of life things yeah all right now see where lark did this wrong was he fought these guys which means foolish mistake looks like it totally an elevator oh and now the brick frog is here [ __ ] i didn't get the critical yeah it's bad yeah there it hmm oh you did it that's the one dark souls three you destroyed him dark souls three okay did you just like wait a little bit attacking right from the front yeah you just wait like a skip a single beat oh that's the way to do it yeah you destroyed him ah you're in the area with the freaking dogs in the cages oh i got scared by the thing that i fell on oh you scum dog oh dog scum dog millionaire dog millionaire can i kill these guys yes i can wow i feel like a bastard oh they gave you some souls without fear in our hearts we're a little different from the beasts themselves shake off cape ah oh my god i think i saw this in the donkey video look at that whoa i learned that from my favorite youtuber donkey donkey man did you know i played draw my thing that's right and he asked you for your league account you didn't have a league account yup i have screenshots of this i'll put them in the edit because i just realized i have never talked about this on stream or at least not in an edited video before i remember that i was so mad i was like you should have been playing league you could be playing league with dunky yep whoops but he literally asked me for my league account and it was him and leah and uh they were both there and they were playing draw my thing which he had a couple videos about and i was sure he was gonna make a video with me in it but then right after he left i said something like oh donkey left and then leah went you knew it was him the whole time and then they both left and then i don't know and i never heard anything about it and i was like oh did i ruin it dang that's actually so sad because they thought i was just a rando but he said that's why my username is the king of bees on so many things is because it was that was my username at the time and he said you truly are the king of bees and i was like oh i got christened chris by donkey as my own username the dunky man himself oh that dog zooped from the [ __ ] nether that sucks wow did you see that dog like fly that was weird jump for it yeah this first stream we probably won't make too much progress yeah just getting the feel for the game also i'm being informed that uh we're not going to be able to properly enjoy the game without people telling us what to do oh that sucks that sucks darn yeah i really wanted to enjoy the game it's too bad that we can't one line blood blood blood i didn't even put the food coloring in our mixers i don't even care uh it's blood we're drinking blood drinking wine yeah the guy said like oh it's a souls game if you're not getting back seated every step of the way you're not really playing spoken like a true non-streamer it's not like a huge deal but we just generally want to be uh we want to be unsullied for this it's not up to you to decide awesome what that's cool that is a cool looking dude where are you not a bridge i think i've definitely heard the name before yeah maybe that's what that unholy growling was that we heard oh perhaps it's kind of like madness it's got the big hand that's cool can you stagger this thing [Music] apparently not i might have mistimed it you don't know yeah i wish we kind of just got held back yeah for hitting enemies in general rather than having that but whatever [Music] we're not doing damage to that guy at all me where yeah well i don't know how you got there [ __ ] define though i'm gonna go i'm gonna go to the pig you're gonna beat the pig i don't know if i'm gonna beat the pigment i'm gonna go down there you're gonna whoop his ass all pigs must die angry birds that's true andrew birds i've been thinking about playing angry birds on stream i'm gonna get like blue stacks but i was talking to uh blue maxima who was the guy i was telling you about where uh creator of flashpoint came on the stream it was a really cool stream that's right but uh he was talking about angry birds and he was like oh yeah if you play with bluestacks like the version of angry birds that's now available to play is so like micro payment micro micro transaction based oh really rather than being remember the like version in chrome that was just like every level for free yeah that was so awesome apparently that's not available anymore i remember we like went camping once oh yeah i remember distinctly played a ton of angry birds like right when it first came out it was like deception pass i think it was after it been out for a little while maybe it was like on my kindle fire or something and we i remember there was one level in particular that was like birthday cake themed and we had the like it was like the small orange bird that puffs up into a big bird and we were stuck on that for ages we just like couldn't get past this one level you get the item that's on one of the rats oh check that elevator elevator elevator that's got to be the other side of that elevator right that we saw earlier all right it's gotta be oh you know we're going you know what i'm talking about we're going somewhere hey what's the other end of that elevator oh it's guys oh look the boulder dude watch out there's going to be a big flaming ball that's going to roll down great eye it's well it's the same guy that we saw from askance earlier [Music] a little scooby gang oh yeah yeah god they love their giant balls so now we're back this way yeah didn't go that way before i think you might be near father guess queen all right well i guess i'm just gonna go fight him oh my god really insane person all right end with a bang you just gotta not get hit ooh nice nice nice dumb head you have one health get him oh all right my dumb head again well folks again we did it i'm very excited to play more of this we're the guys who beat bloodborne on stream the first people to be bloodborne on stream very true i'll get some blood vials so that we don't have to worry and uh and we'll all have a jolly good time i'm enjoying myself uh i think shark tale the is also enjoying himself he's having a great time he seems chipper he misses his library i want to go back to my library foreign

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Length: 43min 43sec (2623 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 17 2021