Lark Souls - Tutorial Island [Episode 1]

[Music] mmm this is not a speedrun speedrun here Andrew you have the controller I won't like I feel like I want to like Shepherd you through this game you know because I know things first thing you hit that fat Abel it says press Start um this is Dark Souls all right then I'm gonna hold your hand the start button kills you at the screen what's the name for a character Costco Costco Costco okay I'm gonna are we spelling it like Costco or fancy like Costco the book don't eat that it'll all go to your thighs thighs il do the bomb make him look like a beetle yeah but a lot of this just comes minute yeah this is up though we're never gonna notice because our guys gonna be wearing Harvard he's sweet he has to be a beetle and we're almost there he's gonna black hair for it to be a few it's just a woman oh you mean like the band yeah I said be a Dalls I even like phonetically so dope it's perfect he's great hey Costco what's up completely flat like a cliff first watch this I was like this is like the weightiest world more of my life I was like this is so hand wavy but it's all it's all legit wait oh you're gonna like this guy dude oh yeah oh he's still a man don't [ __ ] need oh that's no one yes all these in some form this games about entropy one ring even the music kind of sounds like maybe gonna like launching oh yeah so you know this looks like a markedly worse yeah okay this is which the scheme still looks beautiful sorry witness says the updates on my laptop right honey hundred percent complete but they've been saying that for a little bit now that makes me call into question what they think 100% means it means almost like communication between us and like Microsoft oh my god it's here it's started up and boy don't I see oh that's me I got the armor that's not you that's just your feet oh it's the course enjoy your snack yeah oh I want to kill him he's nice alright do I have to kill him you don't have to do anything in this oh my god it's a big boy yikes we might get to you might get to see a little more in later potentially who knows foreshadowing are you however I'm sorry your friend was good up against the wall like just do it just [ __ ] do it by my friend also you may notice that you're not even fighting with an entire sword right now oh we have it's like a broken sword oh it's a hilt I want to go see that big boy yeah just oh no I see my will you idiot maybe some cuz I'm sorry also I think we're gonna be trading off every death okay well that's gonna be a big problem cuz I'm never gonna die at least not when you're getting [ __ ] by enemies behind glad there's no enemies except this oh [ __ ] it's actually good oh it's gonna say angle it up a little bit but this guy has gladly obliged and come down instead do you want to try plate mascara right now I mean am I not supposed to fight him you can do whatever you want it might not be the best idea with a tiny little sauce oh it's dealing three damage yeah let's leave oh god I can't see anything Oh use the right stick I found it potentially a respite I'll see you later be smaller you try being a giant demon where's the character a knight somewhere he is gonna show up zombie from Dark Souls Joe my shield don't worry I I will not let you miss seeing Knights away oh yeah the corpse physics are amazing sometimes you can drag them along for hours there's these bugs in Blighttown that I don't know what it is about them there's just some something about like the way their model [ __ ] makes them like snag onto one of your legs and you subtract them along this is such a good yeah that's just like dodges I've already been down yeah coming up kind of looks like the guy gave you that's right try I don't know if you can get through with your sword try something just look around for something oh why it's so mean [ __ ] you Oh is he dying maybe this is this is the guy that's on the cover I'll hear you out yes Oscar when people die in this game they just come back but then they hollow which kind of makes them go crazy like that I see because there's been way too long so he thinks he's gonna die should I kill him uh well no okay you'll notice we're at sixty right now about our souls in the corner yeah whoa easy once we get a certain distance away from him we gain the pairings implying Sipos parity oh no you're right Perry Oh sad goodbye my friend Oscar Oscar he gave me Mike then he was Lee groans I love he was a grouch get it I get it I know necessity Muppets just receiving them from the back I have been not appreciating how chunky our guy is big he's a charm he's chalking also I drink two flasks by accident of attacking so oh yeah you staring at the wall you are repeatedly fairy no I mean you're failing at Perry you're throwing out Perry's and letting them attack you between movie like sanity oh yeah no Perry he's in that recoil a happy yeah oh yeah come on Perry end yeah that's a watch the sauce it's time for a little sip rude let's see what sings wait oh okay so you know it said jump and fall yeah him again Chloe you notice I'm there [Music] excuse me you just established that he saw you there you go oh yeah I am no playing it's time to show you sure you take a quick munch of that Captain Crunch Count Chocula murder marshmallows by General Mills there's a niche thing that only I like got to enjoy as a kid no like I definitely don't like people loved it but I just haven't gotten around to ever eating it yeah it's no good it's not the most exceptional cereal but you know it gets the job done Coco Pops is serviceable go ahead Oh something are you a maniac yeah I'm gonna be shirtless are chunks oh you so that we can roll now 420 420 rub also a [ __ ] ton of damage which is why we do that Wow and now that we have a real weapon in a roll kill and we can kill this [ __ ] could you have killed him like I'm sure somebody's killed oh yeah it was so if you do that if you do that at the beginning you get is the big hammer thing Oh seriously oh [ __ ] I tried to roll through that just didn't oh [ __ ] me it's late I might have died inside this like easiest early us boss he's big he's getting justice what's salami did I might still good no good Bob nice that nice roll oh right in the chunky sweater oh is this Dovahkiin you're gonna suck up his souls we got a Scott Pilgrim key that's got a week ago and we got a humanity okay I'm glad that I'm here to explain humanity to you because that sounds like a broad statement amazing item it's a it's a resource philosophy 101 humanity big fan of Scott Pilgrim Oh heavy oh I like that he sounds different now I'm not wearing a shirt it actually you've changed a lot about his personality personality this throat also his physique okay so now we're going up here of that message we didn't read it but it said like good job go straight ahead thank you message yeah and now well oh we're gonna get picked up by a giant bird huh because this game just does things like a giant bird because we're leaving tutorial island is this runescape oh yeah kind of this this really good tutorial Islands oh yeah Oscar never made it off the Tory Island no that was the killer names key Oh Scott pilgrimage oh you kid the LaVon fire you got a you got a like take you gotta use a humanity item and then you got a like use and then it like gives you like a humanity point and then you gotta use that on the bonfire and it makes bonfires give you more Estes okay then you will so understand that in like mere moments mere moments oh he dropped you off right where you wanted to go the Stonehenge that shields floated it sure is cuz we're not wearing armor you're ruining it Oh Oscar - it's good way shittier than Oscar but so fresh meat fresh so he's kind of defeated about the whole thing and you know how that other guy said there's a bell we had to ring yeah guys what [ __ ] you it's two bells yeah that guy before was just wrong and then you see Oscar 3,000 barrels here's your first stick of butter Leonia nice being handed to you by a Claire it's like licking his lips and like raising his eyebrows I butter me up what are my biscuits oh we've got three humanity there and you actually I've tried to jump down as well and you cannot darn but I bet it would probably kill you that's probably fine so what do you what do you want to do what do you wanna say points into babies like the shittiest stat dude like unless we're going there like miracles that you can use but like I love my mama and I love God okay fine no it's a little of a thing all right I want we got eleven Belu two decks all right yeah we're leaving that nine eleven I don't want to get any smarter then I guess we have more for enough for one more well offense is the best defense city strength I'm feeling stronger I feel um if it's stringer now from someplace from Age of Empires when you're like hero dies and they resurrected their like a few get a bit stronger now okay so there's actually a few ways we can go at the beginning but I'm gonna even though I've not died I'm gonna let you play this part this is like this is good this is good practice for the upcoming area that bad guy goes oh my god there's a ghost so those those are actually other players those are just like images of them recently like having died they're basically oh they just find it like sort of show up and walk around sometimes you can see him by bonfires a lot but they're harmless I don't trust anything about this yeah just like this is like a medicine study there's not a track right here oh yeah dude oh I got it man see ya oh you drink so lost undead well he's found now dead goldfish I'm so scared every corner I'm like a good luck it's fine this is the first area I I don't it can't be bad imminent dark Wraith it's it's fine you'll be fine anybody in here can I sneak by these guys he's got a [ __ ] extra pep in his step today he's got kicks please oh how do I get down there see a lot of this is how do I jump you'll get back down there later there is a jump but it's [ __ ] weird you can only do like a running jump and you can't I can't yeah can I jump like over here actually here what is ready I'm gonna do I don't even told you the control you wait I know I know how to do it oh you were falling really a solid second thing and now that guy's dead well I don't know what happened but I'm just gonna say okay but I'm with me if you want to live that was a good job lying in ambush your head oh yeah oh there's these greasy [ __ ] anywhere you come to run boy hoping you can affect them while they're doing the animation of climbing eeek up on me see what happened Jill comrades wait oh yeah notice that we have ten there whereas bonfires earlier only give us five Firelink shrine bonfire gives us ten so that's a more powerful one yeah oh oh I made it oh great it's really scratch it's big it's big these guys were lying in ambush because they put an item out there they knew you'd see it my thirsted for the item they got me oh my calm down joy added a lot of enemies have a little Berserker attack oh well too bad they still suck yeah they kind of do suck what a thrill no I think that's just I came down I see that I see dad give me that Filip so I'm like I got a winner I do like that you picked that up from like a turned around position I'd be reversed it see now you you've gone to all the places you wanted to go just from falling down on accident that worked out very well who's there oh wow we see crates and barrels and stuff did you just roll into those things it immediately destroys them oh also you'd say cratenbarrel if you roll into curtain barrel and immediately gets destroyed yeah so a superstore oh oh oh the spreads were you just about to say supposed to go where am I supposed to go yeah okay because this is where I was before yeah but you got a light but I got an item now so what was that like it was soul of a lesser undead okay one tier above lost whoops somebody said good job thank you thank you for appreciating appreciating me frickin does anybody tryna hide come out well this is carnage right this is like the most cathartic part to play this game like right underneath the stairs in those bags like right in here Oh Mike over here oh just like can items actually come out of it I don't think so I may be thinking of a different building usually are not in barrels or boxes or anything if there is you'll be able to tell because there will be a corpse in the barrel okay the only place for happiness so that's it it's just as its framerate all right for you listening at home by the way we can I hate the chocolate cold so fast earlier when we couldn't read it I know and now we can't and like nobody say anything uh try jumping on you can't jump across there or at least it's very very difficult why would the game trick me oh my god he's fun okay is this is this skyrim he's going away is this skyrim is the new yeah I'm Todd Howard I take off the scooby-doo mask it's like Todd Howard no good luck be wearing it down oh there's arrows Oh we're gonna drink oh they're coming they're coming stairwell suckers wow you really got out of that situation where does that arrow go there you are going for you next boy since we have the master key we can open that door but normally it would be locked a wooden shield is not better than mine it's so rare that I see people closing a door in dark souls very funny I was gonna change my to you hey pal and when you shot an arrow in here earlier now I'm gonna shoot you with a sword Oh Oh combo wonder these day be wary of miracles yeah these are really highly rated enemy ahead messages okay I'm gonna go kill these guys oh you might want to if you want a little tip you might want to turn around there's a bonfire like right in that building that you just passed by like over here double bridge into that building it's a very handy crucial bonfire oh okay yeah hey this is one we're gonna be resting at a lot buckle in pink town liar oh oh yeah sometimes you'll see a soapstone message that's calling another soapstone message a liar but they usually don't show up at the same time so why our head barely means anything' like by an NBC try feeding to a pole thank you try killing them oh yeah so these spear guys are bastards you really got to use the kick against them I'll read was they keep up their shields till the [ __ ] dying breath I gotta go rest at the fire you know I gotta rest oh there's a little ghost of you oh my god that scared me I was like who's that let's just some other guy right now yeah I think so that's cool yeah wait what the hell oh oh yeah all these bones but they weren't back last fine that's just because oh do I have to cut yellow spear guys I don't want to you can do it if we beautiful day you say I'm merchants yeah merchants of merchants Stephen Merchant I mean just even with each other I mean most Wheatley I feel like we both have higher standards for our own Stephen Merchant impression that we both just like fail that yeah not just any food Count Chocula Stephen Merchant really newly crowned she's ours pretty hard Stephen Merchant he's Trojans you see my shield no that's why no he was no see University you wrote the office nevermind he wasn't in that sounds right that's up and Rick eat your vase Garba yes Ricky guru okay I'm so lost but you know I'm just gonna walk through the whole way if you're going in generally the right direction it seems like this game is very like aimless but once you get a feel for the lay of the land oh I mean if this room does not lead to oh this is a tiny closet there was a man in there though he's just chilling there's a man in that room well the bodies that I've left behind makes me believe that I've been here before oh I don't really yeah you get super used to those I hate to go jumping liar oh there's a lot of try jumping might be the most popular message in this game I'm very impressed that you haven't died yet I'm gonna say you're about to kill up chunks all right grapefruit is not playing he's in the ring oh thanks I'm fine I take off a cliff you still get their souls yes okay yeah ah oh my gosh oh uh corpse sprint across this bridge you're gonna run spring past these guys full oh my gosh somebody's been keeping a death count count since we've died twice that's there's a cool skull boy oh I also need stamina but it's really good a [ __ ] ton of damage oh that guy's s to sing wait a second what a dick oh my god you know you weren't playing there's ghosts everywhere my soul's grab them alright can you fight three people at once when I do say trickier you keep guiding forever kill the guy who throws [ __ ] at you first that's the best best advice I can give for this part is they're not very good at fighting backstab Oh what come from who's just following me I guess it's like trying like spring catch up yeah oh we're taking that guy for a ride gonna take you for a ride battle-ax yes so you got a battle axe no that's actually pretty decent dare you switch from the bronze oh oh [Music] I pressed a and I jumped back which is definitely the [ __ ] B button but okay - yes oh you are [ __ ] them up seeing is believing and that's why I don't want to believe so I don't look at what I'm killing it's also why I'm blind swine we even go in here used masterkey there it is was that maybe that earlier one was the door that would hey hey those are those guys bones keep you down on out here this is my lawn the fine china osco costco what are you doing this is someone's home I love destruction comfort it says oh you got a chest with some Lightning or whatever gold pine resin nevermind [ __ ] me I before uh it was up by those guys who were [ __ ] bombs you know seriously yeah it'd be careful motors jump twice off the edge like I did wait I wanted that item Wow shoulda been quicker dude oh yeah fire bombs good few shields Wow was that you last time no falling off hey no no go back the way you were going okay how do I kick again Oh get back I remembered you did I remember I remember Oh was that an unsavory fella has mostly my god that's one of the guys from the opening cinematic Oh No yeah okay he's lost it's a Black Knights no boss he's really hard should I try and fight him I would not I mean I'd be very shocked if you could do it you are you did you sneak up you can backstab him on the first sneak just let go very slowly bill you saw you play the middle you're selling booze oh you know he's gonna pursue you so no oh you're probably not gonna like what's up here either drink drink flaming Beryl move down the stairs we like when you went up there and then you were like before you embarrass it's good it's good for the format we don't have to alter it so that I'm like always playing most everything you might know me as Andrew gamer extraordinaire thanks fine there's a [ __ ] thing on the back of this Count Chocula box it's got like other mascots dressed up as the it's like Franken berry and blueberry and Count Chocula doesn't like honeycombs be totally look like Jon Arbuckle or a bug lately like the first time I saw this I didn't know the premise of the back of this box Garfield reference without shockula no no it's canon oh that's right but I mean these guys are on your tail now no they ain't oh my okay listen this game is hard I think I learned something today oh dear diary [Music]

Channel: grayfruit

Views: 97,881

Keywords: dark souls, lark souls, grayfruit, nocturne the lark

Id: tW1xMmgowj8

Length: 34min 0sec (2040 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 29 2018