DANK DOODLE MEMES V445

when someone asks you to hold their baby Gmail when you sign in on another device phone calculator when tilted upwards phone calculator when tilted sideways wizard I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why rogue only if you also don't ask why wizard what okay sure rogue falls out seven pristine human skulls from their bag take your pick [Music] Marlin I really need to find my son dory what was his name again Marlin oh it was neat dory I don't remember asking you our god damn thing I want to star in a Netflix series Twitter do your thing the f we supposed to do black ops 4 fails to kill fortnight apex legend fails to kill fortnight Tetris 99 fails to kill fortnight fortnight fine I'll do it myself don't stare at my boobs me trying to read the quotes written in her t-shirt when you keep going in the exact same spot in a game speedrunners the stuff of nightmares Arizona bill defines a strange creature in his home that appears to be part spider part scorpion how to be rich in three steps wheelchair users how about by valve and make half-life 3 we have been waiting a decade for it Elon Musk that's next I like where this is going when you take LSD at the family reunion and your mom calls you a failure buddy I'm the Dragon Warrior creates mean with black background night mode users plus-sized women admit they aren't attracted to overweight men it's treason then nature creates a fish with a deadly toxin and no known antidote to fight off predators humans even if you don't like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as a sulfon keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth the goth kids hold the line Punjab candidate cries after getting only five votes says there are nine members in his own family Jesus Christ cease fire stay back me sent nudes okay which one me I don't know I never thought I would get this far I hope it's a dog KITT I'm ten years old me reasonable KITT I was born in 2009 me what is this 2.5 mile long object moving under the Pacific Ocean do y'all think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls and crap or do they just accidentally do it one day and go yo God wants to know your location Starbucks unveils $7 wake up slab my favorite part of this image is how professionally she is delivering that slab pro gamers in the game pro gamers in person watch out parents Millennials have begun hiding their student loan debt in Halloween candy this year family and friends what could be better than having kids me silence and money eventually they'll need to reinvent Superman's alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore Clark Kent the BuzzFeed editor ten people who are definitely not Superman sweats nervously top ten times hentai went too far Swedish girls Irish girls Spanish girls good girls finally a worthy opponent due tomorrow due tomorrow male ladybugs can spend up to four hours mating with a dead female before they realize something is not right these are confusing times Tony Stark after taking all the stones from Venice for my next trick I'm gonna freakin kill myself man dies while attempting to commit suicide tasks failed successfully bacon bacon eater police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime then sang a song it's not a malfunction it's a feature when you make a sound that sounds like a fart and you make it again just so everyone knows it's not a fart restoration 112 year olds at the dentist the fish chilling in the fish tank fortnight this is the end 12 year olds who spend thousands on their parents credit cards say psych right now when you remember your childhood crushes [Music] teacher get popsicles for the class random go deep throat sit school thought there is another when fortnight players are talking about it being shut down Club Penguin first time hey grandpa do you know Joe no who's Joe Joe mama if a service dog without a person approaches you it means the person is down and in need of help follow the dog and you'll get a free purse or wallet the perfect toy cars don't exist rocky invisible boatmobile or pool now I can finally send deep X self-destruction 100 so what did you do today [Music] one day you'll be browsing in a store and pick the clothes you'll die in not if I die naked in an orgy [Music] we weren't expecting special forces just another unrealistic body expectation for women when your family member turns up the TV volume and leaves it on an odd number you have created an imbalance wonder woman being the former best DC movie when you've said Dan that's crazy eight times and they are still telling their story how time travel looks to most people how time travel looks to Tony Stark Kmart will now call its plus-sized clothing fabulously sized I applaud such body positivity hopefully the medical field will change the name type 2 diabetes to fabulous diabetes someday soon when your level 99 and go back to a level one area meat-eater best styles finally a worthy opponent one time I asked her rival dad who I knew didn't own a torque wrench if I could borrow his torque wrench in front of a group of people if you're smart what's the symbol for iodine copper phosphorus I see you pee you saw me pee the scientists the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab meat mr. Krabs is a cannibal I found that out when I was younger because every menu item has the key ingredient in the name like the kelp drink LMAO you telling me mr. Krabs putting his meat in the formula not his meat have you ever noticed that he is the only crab in town first time playing an RPG feels like muck I don't have a favorite child I love them all the same ask Joe who's Joe Joe mama who's Joe mama now what what fourteen-year-old girls think depression looks like Billy Elish when the party's over what it actually looks like not much of a house just right for not much of a donkey paper straws metal straws pasture straws just drink with your freaking mouth when you try to summon a demon but then your mom comes in I really need some money help rest money right now Bobby a day between Saturday and Sunday Sunday day you believe your last haul hey there friend we heard you have a mystery for us yeah why haven't I been happy since I turned 25 damn dude conch chunk lonk me when my classmates are talking about their answers after the exam straight men should be jailed at 18 and take an exam of being a decent human being to get out the problem with you is you're completely delusional everywhere I go I don't see Alexander the Great Alexander the okay me watching Joker and finally seeing the staircase seen there are two or fewer people in the u.s. named Yoda there is another smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans why aren't millenials buying diamonds I work at a grocery store they do be like that halo boots are me no pets cooking bicycles my dog who just wanted to roast a bicycle when you go to the Joker stares yourself to take a photo instead of just using the shot from the film as a template sometimes I go to the store just to embarrass the cashier the cashier Ghostbusters but it's just me trying to find out why she's ghosting me Oh Panzer of the lake what is your wisdom six dolls are alive in Toy Story universe Satan come to hell we have minecraft - breaking news suicide rate jumps to 100% that's what just said Joe Mamma Mia the--a who's Joe Joe mama you may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting when you not in but your mom enters your room so you shoot [ __ ] in her eyes to hide everything trick shot get out of my face clown which one my stomach hurts did you mean cancer hold the F up a serious film about a man who slowly lost his sanity because of how horribly he was treated by everyone around him funny car meme law I always say Yahoo but no one asked are you Russian cursive is the most mind-blowing thing I've ever seen [Music] the scribbles Mason what do they mean when you're laughing at a meme but then remember that laughing extends your lifespan a pig's orgasm lasts for 13 minutes your wife is a lucky lady I don't care what universe you're from that's gotta hurt when a girl tells you she doesn't care you're under six feet third grade friend what starts with F and ends with uck third grade me I don't know friend what no it's firetruck I'm telling on you me they played us like a damn fiddle I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team when you've dated her for three years and she already wants to hold hands well hey pal let's back it up a bit remember when you point a finger at someone there are three more pointing back at you he's too dangerous to be kept alive there's a new update but there are a few unsaved projects and you are gone for like five minutes now may I update and we start anyway I'll take that as a yes Chinese guy flying kicks armed police during Hong Kong protests [Music] parry this you freakin casual I named my dog five miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day I ran over five miles today can I ask a question sure well I don't know I just have quick fingers I guess how do you reply so fast what the f then than Wednesday what you corrected yourself before you texted it I have many abilities some consider to be unnatural finally a worthy opponent if you're playing to win here's a brand new soap for you nope I was wrong this is a commercial for fruit nope I was right it's a really weird commercial for soap Old Spice what the f Japanese police shoot paintballs at fleeing vehicles so other police can see the vehicle and identify it later if it gets away the paint is bright orange and difficult to remove modern problems require outstanding moves when people are talking about all of the different jokers but they're leaving out one you get $100 every time you're rejected for anything dating money favors what do you do to make money ask random people for $100 either they will give me $100 or they won't meaning I'll get $100 yeah this is big brain time you said my baby was ugly no I said she look like you or okay you ugly though punch yourself when you're on your own and you read something mildly funny sensible chuckle me performs fatality on enemy everyone else at Taekwondo when you use your fake ID for the first time use overtime for bro a my bro what up bro things I don't understand pie charts all men are pigs women are equal to men tasks failed successfully pupils banned from feeding school dog after it ballooned to the size of a cow head phones are so overrated [Music] my dad during conversations about work School relationships hobbies my dad when I say my car is making a funny noise sliding out of dm's be like wanna know a secret sure I have no gag reflex wanna know a secret absolutely my D wouldn't reach it anyway hahahahaha YouTube recommendations here's a 45 minute documentary on the fall of the Soviet Union me trying to fall asleep at 2:38 a.m. yeah I've got time guys it's ok you can ask me who jealous who's Joe who's Joe Joe Marla wait sighs you have to be 18 plus to enter the site twelve-year-old me born in 1911 family celebrated girls first period with cake and a party all that for a drop of blood poops and titles 6 noise death people super nut don't talk to me or my son or my son son or my son son son ever again animals aren't as smart as humans animals enormous lamb terrifies photographer with loud roar then smiles at him girls when they season food boys when they season food preacher any prayer requests free ducks in a trench coat from the last pure do the one about our daily bread slaves shopping zero degrees Celsius equals 32 degrees Fahrenheit zero degrees Celsius plus zero degrees Celsius equals 64 degrees Fahrenheit math teachers a girl on social media calling herself ugly me confused on why she's mad after I just agreed me sees a smooth round rock brain take me why brain you gotta minecraft Byam boarders be like Peppa the frog becomes a symbol of resistance in Hong Kong protests US media who branded him as a hate symbol today I discover my friends made a group to trash taught me Jesus Christ cease fire stay back me winning a game my brother with an unplugged controller Baker confuses woman's morena birthday cake requests for Mary Johanna I came looking for copper and I found gold since young children have a limited vocabulary their dreams must feature adults saying childish sentences incest in Greek mythology incest in real life when you jokingly flirt with her and she flirts back i debts don't know how to respond my grandma's showing me off to her friends as a technology genius me who just changed the HDMI on her TV roses are red his love sure is true grandpa brings dawn to furniture store to make sure she likes chair to wait you forgot me like the video and subscribe right now and watch previous dank doodle memes episodes thanks

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Id: -WM3_31LxAE

Length: 19min 16sec (1156 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 15 2019