DANK DOODLE MEMES V849

why is shaved keanu reeves about to take 20 points from gryffindor [Music] my mom pouring water in shampoo bottles so they last longer 25 year old me explaining why lego death star is an excellent investment my grandpa at 20. my dad had 25. me at 30. i was accused of beating up my wife society they found out i was innocent i wanted to dress up my nephew as a zombie but he ended up looking like a tired accountant pennywise nickel smart quarter intelligent me i hate spoiled kids also me with my dog when you're about to say something but then decide it's not worth the effort [Music] me close ads me entering the npc's bedroom at 4am i have completed the task you requested the npc france in french history books france and african and asian history books france and the rest of the world's history books surrender me at the beginning of a stealth mission me at the end of it gentlemen it is with great sadness to inform you that tomorrow is monday me hacks a server everyone else in the restaurant all men are the same who told you to try them all the jehovah's witnesses who knocked on my door me explaining that i don't actually live here and i'm in fact a burglar the swell door and gluten tried to save a man from a snake infested pond believing that he was in danger the man was actually there to remove snakes from the pond to keep the apes safe this ape made repeated attempts to help the man by reaching out his hand so he could pull him out of the murky water human monkey saving each other teenagers in the 80s i did my hair today and snorted some arcane i walked into the store and asked the manager for a job he said yes now i'll have enough money to buy a second house for my wife and two kids teenagers in the 20s brb boys going afk so i can not do some animated ease i'm so freaking ugly my parents telling me to give school 100 monday 17 tuesday 27 wednesday 23 thursday 19 friday 14 me with the time machine you are my favorite dinosaur in different grunting sapient corvid with a time machine you are my favorite extinct mammal thank you hey wait a minute it is what it is it's what it's this one sparks joy this one does not spark joy remember 11 and mike here they are now feel old yet profile picture video call if black people are african americans then white people are european americans corporations after writing vegan on 100 synthetic products that created tons of toxic waste and devastated to entire ecosystems here in albany we love those that are gay by shrek shall transgender and even irish restaurant owner who thinks his food is good gordon ramsay my parents at age 29 let's have a baby yes me at age 29 oh mcdonald's has a nap zoo's visitor sees monkey sharpening a rock later it uses it to shatter its glass enclosure that freaking monkey is up to something dad doesn't want kid family gets kid anyway dad and the kid you are playing a video game boss music starts playing the music has lyrics the lyrics are in latin rtx off rtx on dad what bed do you want me a race car bed mom what will you do when you find a girl me take her for a ride dad cashier your receipt is in the bag me you too which tower should i jump off of wow pirates are so cool i want to be a pirate when i grow up 12 years later damn look at all these cool games the internet when they see someone with long hair and a beard i diagnose you with jesus harry is adjusting great to america seriously guys i played harry potter 10 years ago i've moved on and so should you ben 10 evolve to crab and return to monkey before it was cool gonna use my 1400 stimulus check to see if i can get my 1200 stimulus check to come down off the roof the guy who unblocked online game sites the guy who installed halo on the school computer girls when they get a compliment nice shirt thank you boys when they get a compliment nice shirt you have my eternal gratitude i shall remember this moment until my last breath being a trilingual in europe being a trilingual in america invites you over to her house she brings you into her bedroom she says she has something to show you deadpool after donating 600 of his own kidneys return to monkey evolve to crab the tiny bit of dopamine trying to keep the rest of my body going why is no one having a good time i specifically requested it avatar passes avengers end game to retake box office crown after china re-release disney who owns both movies disney oh no anyway youtubers when you pause the video actors when you pause the movie when you stopped caring as a defense mechanism but now you can't care or be passionate about anything so you just wake up every day and live life on autopilot me a 16 year old unvaccinated kid my mom who thought i would die my dad who secretly vaccinated me when you thought your parents saying i'll give you something to cry about meant they were gonna hit you but instead they gave you several mental illnesses that haunt you for life quick the americans are asleep so let's have ready a breakfast for them [Music] you go on the dark web you see yourself for sale two in stock three sold tldr a disappointment the original father dumb jokes passionate opinions about useless shoes the same music i've been listening to for a decade wanting to die my whole personality cowboys can't be shreksy me peter accidentally made too many dino nuggies and he wanted to share the extra with you liar animals can't make food dumbass phobophobia being afraid of being afraid i use the fear to fear the fear being home alone be like day is awesome night is scary this switch is located in every uh-1 huawei helicopter fortunate sun the spirit i accidentally summoned during latin class me asking what this sentence mean why did you stab me i thought we are best buds you made your dog go vegan fair enough nigerian princes were real all this time 43 million dollars in cash found in empty nigerian apartment poor guy probably spent the past decade trying to share it but no one ever replied to his email steam five minutes until your game downloads you said that 30 minutes ago exactly electricity is invented people so how will you measure it science the what harry is adjusting great to america waking up naturally waking up due to alarm clock waking up due to noisy family members waking up due to construction sounds this woman eats for three hours online and earns 9 000 a month me who eats 24 7. wear money my shrek's life my gaming life playing mostly single player which is better anime's eleven percent cartoons five percent game 78 percent weed two percent e4 the two percent of people the four percent of people e when that one dumb fact you learned years ago for no reason finally comes in use [Music] restaurant kids under 12 eat free dad he's 10 me actually i'm 19. dad you're a coward you're a fool and you are not my son anata diphobia the fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you popular kid my d is so big that it goes from a to z me take a look at your keyboard girls you know maya he i don't know sorry boys you know maya he maya who maya who maya haha me and my friends running to get computers next to each other in the computer lab when someone enters your room switches on light and leaves without switching it off aunt who hasn't been to a family gathering in eight years you've gotten so big me i don't even know who you are doctors android users hating apple my mom yelling at my dad my dad beating her my new noise cancelling raycon wireless earbuds which cost half as much as current leading brands 400 million years ago this little shoes decided to get out of water and now i have to write essays about poems 17 years old at 3am 25 years old at 1am you get a girlfriend she invites you over she takes of her clothes she puts on her pajamas and brings out her ultimate collector's edition millennium falcon 2 build together my youtube music playlist i've had since middle school me video unavailable this video is blocked in youtube private video deleted video me we did it boys 4.20 million likes and 69k dislikes youtube rewind 2020 thank god it's over it's sunday i have no homework i have nothing to do i have free time i'm playing with my friend it's school tomorrow when you work at mcdonald's and mr beast and his crew pull up and that's when the big bucks start rolling in i'll never forget this one time in my conversation with someone i've discovered that she thought us invaded iraq for olive oil america when they reach iraq wear olive oil picture resolution on my phone picture resolution in messenger you might be old but are you this old teachers what takes you to join the class late you have to just press one button students there's three actually my brain at 2am can't sleep me no my brain wanna create fake sad scenarios until you start crying me hell yeah babe please i don't want nerf guns for our anniversary it's nerf or nothing cw has cast the live action power puff girls netflix no what sorry force of habit no internet why steam is currently in offline mode to go online select steam go online connect to the internet and restart steam why why no internet secured oh that's why when your siblings calls your pet butt it stays with you birds exists mocking birds my physics teacher explaining if the sun vanishes we won't know it for eight minutes me who said it will be more than that if it happens at night kill an entire gang because they killed your dog slaughter an entire species for eternity because they killed your pet rabbit me after i comment spock was the best character in the star wars discussion thread theodore roosevelt was once shot prior to giving his speech noticing that it missed his lungs since he wasn't coughing up blood he went on to give an 84-minute speech the guy who shot roosevelt be like comic fans when the movie keeps one scene from the comic happiness noise anime fans when one frame isn't the same as in the manga me in the first minutes of a game the secret boss busty cosplayer shares photos showing he's actually a macho sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl [ __ ] girlfriend upset about the time i called her fat two years ago elephants never forget do they imagine thinking humans are the only intelligent species when this exists if twitch would have existed during the moon landing [Music] me after i'd comment gandalf was the best character of the whole series in the harry potter discussion thread me when someone does that knows exhale because of my meme child wants to become an astronaut stage 4 cancer with gender opening my dad's phone to make a call brightness volume font size notifications apps running in the background harry is adjusting great to america i want to go back to hogwarts nasa warns alien life may not be freakable sad horny noises how tough are ya i mean so to the nice teacher that doesn't make you tough that just makes you a d when your laptop says it has 10 minutes of battery left did i say 10 minutes i meant 10 seconds the dad looking at his daughter tweet all men are trash with the phone he bought for her my girlfriend posted tomorrow is my boo's birthday i have been looking at my birth certificate for the past two hours that's rough buddy teacher what comes after 360 me 361 teacher then why did you write no scope queen i have booked a trip to paris for you both that's so sweet from her mom shreks is bad parents one day after i get married wear baby paying two dollars for guac paying two dollars for someone to get in a car drive to your house come up your elevator and drive back to the restaurant every multiplayer game ever i have hundreds of hours in this game how do i still suck so much harry is adjusting great to america i asked for fish and chips if men can walk around the street without a shirt on i think every women should have every right to do so literally all men after seeing this same study eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental performance i'm not saying you're wrong i'm just saying that the times i had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well eight-year-old me holding tools for my dad while learning all the no-no words nine-year-old boy talks to girl or his friends wouldn't that make you two kissing in a tree how much saw dust can you put in a rice krispie treat before people notice voltaic he is the messiah when you hear your mom yell your full name pray iphone at seventy percent stop stop it's already dead samsung at five percent fifteen years no gear at one percent and limited power people are told that using a press reaction clips for fan a few are not black as digital blackface me a caucasian dear ancestors help me splashing noises breaking news tony hawk admits he doesn't actually exist and that he is actually just stone bill gates off duty and then my childhood drove by gamer parents when their kid gets an a on a test instead of an s anger when your tv is more awoke than you are who killed jeffrey epstein hillary you realize how isolated you have been when a world pandemic happens and you need to make almost zero changes to your lifestyle the sentence i'm actually saying the sentence after i add lol at the end my crush complimenting me once my dumb ass trying not to freak out the idea in my head the idea when i use it my therapist are you having any suicidal thoughts me just the normal amount therapist the normal amount is none me this is bob and he was born without a tail he was given thick cheeks instead me and my five brain cells preparing to say here when the teacher calls attendance three days until mario steals your liver frickit jesus sleeping in a train is just fast travel in real life change my mind you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could have avoided if you had just been in a hole nobody a beaver seeing running water absolutely freaking not pov you tried to kill a chicken with bare hands and that kids man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving another stolen car is how i met your mother 69 for 2069 times zero equals zero my second grader siblings you go on the dark web you see yourself for sale two in stock three sold harry is adjusting great to america they call rubbish bins trash cans lunch lines as a kid depending on your last name c a b x z y just these please do you have any id chair is it just take it evil organizations in pokemon games now evil organizations in pokemon games when i was a kid me listens to rap mom why are you a drug addict pro gamers be like casual shreks rank shreks why is blue so rare in nature me is it me or is this carrot about to kick my ass [Music] no freaking way my parents at age 29 let's get married yes let's have a baby yes me at age 40 haha memes and games tuber my blood cells all of a sudden for no reason i go 2p nine year old me acting cool and saying i will never marry 26 year old me knowing i was probably right what i see what my mom sees 69 420 see the room number is 4-6 because we are gonna use it for shreks [Music] this made me happier than it should have for you to pn2 second grade me enjoying my fame when the class sees my name in the math problem genie your wish is granted him that's not what i meant 10 year old me i can't wait to grow up i bet it would be amazing adult me sirotanin past this purpose when you are playing an online game with your friends and you are new to the game my soldiers fight march 13 2020 let's go in and out two-week adventure march 13 2021 dream versus reality samsung's safety truck shows the road ahead on a screen so drivers can safely pass other birds doing their job humming birds ham my mom when i mention a girl more than once i request elaboration single by the way lay thine eyes upon this barren field for this is where i grow my friggs of which i have none if you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work you finally find the song you were looking for on spotify it's a playlist with the name of the song rukra work chess update chess players it's been three thousand years texas man drove bmw loner to rob bank then tried to use stolen cash 2 by bmw i use the bmw to buy the bmw when you watch your old youtube videos dies from cringe seven year old me switching on the car light for one second my dad boy have you lost your mind cause i'll help you find it the media millionaire x royalty talking about how hard life was for her in a 5 billion mansion literally everyone else with similar or more dire issues with very little money shoot a player gets shot in head player uses bandages on hand player nobody literally nobody me randomly in a conversation babies are just fully baked cream pies a new toothpaste comes out dentists mattress has a depression in it you and i are not so different i just took a math final with this poster on the wall of the exam room it has formulas on it that were needed in the exam this poster got me an extra 10 on the paper no cheating [Music] teacher who put the poster up to help the students my 8 years old phone everyone else's 2 years old phone when you see a walkthrough of a game and find out you were doing everything wrong i guess i'll just go for it myself then when you don't share the same interests but still try to fit in anyway when you're watching a picture film and the moment is the scene mop i wonder what he does sitting in his room all day me with the photo editor app you find a new band they only have two albums the last album was 10 years ago rtx off rtx on like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 452,201

Rating: 4.9316816 out of 5

Keywords: memes, dank doodle memes, best memes, dank memes, memes compilation, dank memes compilation, best memes compilation, clean memes, ddm, tik tok memes, memes clean, reddit memes, pewdiepie memes, family friendly memes, funny memes

Id: KkMy5RVNnhQ

Length: 24min 15sec (1455 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021