DANK DOODLE MEMES V898

celebrities flexing with their 100 000 watch my 40 watch telling me the same time [Music] simply finishing your food strategically planning your last bite so your mouth remembers the best part perfectly balanced avengers infinity war 2018 perfectly balanced as all things should be yo mama's so fat i don't have a mom hey bro do you still have that al sale ow what owl oh i guess it was a dream lol okay math teacher why are you laughing me nothing also me harry potter and the principles of mathematical analysis isn't the internet wonderful i have seen horrible things tour girls pockets boys pockets nasty little hobbits as pockets how can you possibly win if you keep spending all year money only girls think something you really thought putting a do not steal sign was going to protect the jet pack think scientists think just because you're older doesn't mean you're right whoa my mom this is worthless before we take over europe i would like to thank our sponsor nestle when my wife comes home and sees supper is cooked the dishes are cleaned and the laundry is done thanks you are a good boy i'm a good man follow your dreams my dreams my budget life in sobriety this is unbearable active addiction this is fine the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an irish teacher who shouted the word quiet at 121 decibels the equivalent of a jet engine i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess if germany is the fatherland and russia is a motherland then isn't world war ii just domestic violence sir this is a wonders i prefer real k-pop i said real kpop perfection when you're the weird guy in the group but everyone accepts you [Music] you are such a dumb animal you think vaccines have microchips my crush telling me she has feelings for me me my fbi agent when that annoying kid running around the restaurant finally hits his head and starts crying day is way better than night during the day it's light it's warm and nature is blooming at night no one stops you from playing video games [Music] when you wet your pants in kindergarten but still have to teach the rest of the class [Music] proof tom cruise is a freaking vampire [Music] leopard's killing 15 people per year coconuts killing 15 people per year remember him this is him now feel old yet someone stabs me i stab back the doctor operating on me when you're in the middle of an argument and you realize that you are completely wrong the size of a mosquito bite the size of the area it itches me playing resident evil village you're supposed to be scared please step on me the strongest military in the history of humankind taco bell harry potter literally kills a guy dumbledore oh you other countries we make lock down until obvi does no more germany we close school when many people infected and open when not so many i don't trust stairs why they're always up to something oh you it's time to go to bed it's cold perfect for a blanket you start to hear thunder it starts raining you're homeless younger me present me i hate him so much rotate starships 180 degrees launch earth to mars some girl sits next to me and asked me can i give her a pen me sure my head 2016 2018 21 hello mr fbi i got a girlfriend today oh wait i'm actually proud of you billy waking up after six hours of sleep waking up after eight hours of sleep waking up after 10 hours of sleep if an m134 minigun could be suppressed would it be like this or like this two plus two two times two two squared three plus three three cubed three times three first guy to ride a roller coaster would have been like result day you scored 15 over 100 it is the highest mark the guy who was laughing at you failed the test you have seen a lot of dancing hat wearing ducks recently please relax and have some doofenshmirtz quality bratwurst [Music] shades design you win this time poor people rich people the guy who invented mobile game ads is that joe's mama hey you you're finally awake i don't need to be constantly reminded by my youtube recommendations this car is more stable than your future when you're relaxing in the shower and the water slowly starts getting cold no no stay with me don't leave me what europeans think the american skyline looks like child refuses to eat peas mom puts peas on a spoon and makes airplane noises child okay now you have my attention at home omg i'm way too bored i need to go out and see people out in public omg people get on my nerve so much eight-year-old me when i first heard about assassins now this looks like a job for me teacher what are you laughing at me nothing my brain hillsmith therapist stay away from things that are hurting you me drops out of school therapist florida man fakes death for 20 years to learn he was never wanted by the cops [Music] last wild mccoy in rio is lonely and looking for love me too bird your equals ownership your equals you are babe is when it's finally 3 a.m the world if error codes told you what's wrong my belt my belt when i'm about to shizz myself speedcubers i don't have such weaknesses coach give 110 to everything you do me after donating blood bananas at the store when you get them home girl's pocket half a phone boy's pocket phone wallet walmart your mom humans use flashlights to navigate in the dark owls use their eyes buds security robot given the gift of intelligence chooses to drown itself upgrades people upgrades me a fat european laughing at an americans are fat meme three rules no wishing for death no falling in love no bring back dead people i wish that there was another rule there are four rules teacher ask questions if you don't understand that's why i'm here also teachers when you ask questions you make me sick mom went away take the game boy out i still hear her footsteps [Music] how do they even install these i think they install them and then build the ocean around it that makes the most sense i think the loading speed after reaching 99 what's happening to me i'm becoming so fat puff i can hardly run when you don't finish reading the genuinely helpful loading screen tip the sacred texts when you and your friends are very different but still support each other and if you ever feel scared alone or just want to talk you know how to call me npc were you killed me dying in a game sadly yes the game has a respawn function but i lived hi mr fbi oberli you dumb beach i have a dream and that dream is made possible by our sponsor rate shadow legend 10 people dying to sharks per year 450 people dying by falling out of bed per year day is way better than night during the day it's light it's warm and nature is blooming irl dark mode hair me reject continental drift return to pangaea watch me trigger them the earth moves round the sun youtubers after you didn't subscribe even though it's free and you can always change your mind china we launched a spaceship everyone cool but where is it going to land china [Music] amber heard reportedly being investigated by lapd may face jail finally in a piece god trying to find a single body part that humans haven't shreds yet the tapeworm inside my a-hole after i ate a bean burrito for lunch [Music] when you don't know what to do but you gotta look like you're doing something [Music] post has german title the german people in the comments [Music] mom calls me by my full name me when my crush calls me bro [Music] me logs into gmail with a different device google hair he's probably cheating on me meanwhile the boys [Music] motivational speakers just do whatever makes you happy don't care about what others think serial killers me and my older brother dancing because our parents bought us gifts [Music] me plans a surprise party for my gf hair i can't come i'm going out with my friends me who planned the party with her friends congratulation you have unlocked a secret bonus video enjoy aerial may be simple but it has one significant flaw aerial font uppercase i lowercase cell 10 year old me lighting up any room in the sims a municipality made by claims for us finally toilet seat makes it look like someone didn't quite make it [Music] i was having a good day until i went to the supermarket my oven uses a touch screen so whenever i open it steam gets on the touch screen and messes with the settings give mom the gift of horror [Music] this acronym for some student association plastered all over the college believe empower lead inspire support create beamra this apartment in munich price around thousand dollars has a sloping floor because it's right above the underground garage how do you like your windows what the frick is going on with this balcony [Music] thanks apple for making the mouse emoji the magic mouse making it look like a bar of soap apple google microsoft samsung whatsapp be playful the new [Music] i call the emergency phone by accident i've got a clue these designers have no idea what they are talking about revolver this symmetrical pump head made me laugh [Music] this one was a real brain teaser help firefighter kevin needs your help to get through this maze i don't understand why graphic design companies don't have the best logos [Music] i'd never have found it without the circles nasa ingenuity helicopter lands a new martian airfield in fifth flight [Music] the sart on the train table just looks like a disgusting stain these pull tabs that never come off [Music] tree joe wants you to buy corn chips hey mom can we go to the star wars story [Music] good to know substance substance against abuse this football doesn't like kids kid dies don't ask me how i found this [Music] the ridiculously tiny bathroom with everything you need or don't my new bedroom window fan this is what it looks like when i go to sleep why do manufacturers insist on using leds that can be seen from space [Music] every time i'm doing the dishes i'm switching the light on and off healthy smooth is for everyone [Music] poor goomba this poor photoshop design just when you thought you were reaching one calorie i received this in an email from a graphic design college their courses for fifty thousand dollars maybe i just don't understand art this building right in front of our apartment [Music] low resolution printouts in walmart i can barely read it lol [Music] tutono [Music] i've been going past this sign for at least five years and have yet to figure out its meaning truck my mum bought this at a home decor shop years ago i never read what it's intended to say [Music] this bowl looks like it's perpetually dirty this image in the new gravity falls book has got the quick play overlay on it [Music] yeah that 60 degree angle is very useful foldable plug design portable and convenient with this foldable plug zero degree 60 degrees 90 degrees may the fog fork do we want the these arrow keys are so annoying spent a stupid amount of time trying to get the mic to work set it to the send it picked up if only there was a letter of the alphabet that looked like a clock face this kid's arms [Music] i had to search google maps to find what this store is actually called [Music] fodder namely what not sure what the thinking is here bow and tab apple at it [Music] this display stand at my local walmart [Music] someone will die right about x thanks for the stairs on both sides of the bridge why would you want to use a usb to headphone jack adapter with a device that already has a usb port on it let you play music through usb flash with your aux socket in your car the design in this fake airpod case makes it look like it's dirty this kid mana quinn door no window also no the amount of sights on this thing [Music] this supermarket in italy has this poster taped in every aisle the woman in it isn't properly wearing a mask ovid 19 i got it i think they wanted american flag flower ended up with american flag meat flour [Music] and junior high school [Music] bought bag online because of cool front pocket fake pocket [Music] 360 panoramic design fail from the explore page using hebrew gibberish as a decoration on the wireless charger as a hebrew speaker i felt obligated to tell you what this says so here we go inhales yatagayohatar fitting gives the hahatayoshi [Music] this actual book cover on amazon looks badly photoshopped in and unnatural solved with grace [Music] happy you keep to exist god does [Music] life after disney wasn't easy that's not how books work [Music] creative tunisian wheelchair ramp [Music] fit the ocean and a great white in these bags [Music] this elsa backpack has a mask on it so you can wear it but if it's on the backpack elsa looks dead on the inside totally not photoshopped for brushing your teeth in a few extra dimensions his face seems a bit odd might just be me though rest in peace cap [Music] kids water bottle open or close it's a bar i think she is supposed to smell fresh cough seeds but it looks like she is crying blood [Music] the way my son's alphabet puzzle has the knob placed directly over each letter this is the packaging of some multivitamin juice and it's giving me nightmares [Music] yes i love being i i just want to get a simple car wash [Music] why the mac and cheese get 30 contacts for one dollar the ladies room is cool the men's not so much homo picture frame there's no way to win this maze meet the bunny at the top of his cake and help him blow out his candles start here so son what did you play with today fun pedos [Music] new laptops at work are cruel to people correcting typos the stove knobs are next to the fire and kind of melted saw this burger restaurant downtown toronto looks like they skimped out on paying a graphic designer and just went for the bear basics hamburgers if only flamingos had some part of their anatomy that could be represented on the long skinny part on the bottom [Music] this clothing brand for kids anxiety for kids quite cool that this girl's hand can morph into a bbq [Music] proctor and gamble laundry care bottles won't let you completely empty them block on usb and block sports on both sides [Music] you have to memorize the directions before you open it i honestly had no idea which one to press white lettered label on a transparent bottle with white content is that a threat are you preparing to meet jesus this warranty card on my new prescription glasses [Music] my nine-year-old son why don't they just do monday to sunday we are open monday to friday 11 a.m to 10 p.m saturday and sunday 11 a.m to 10 p.m the way the tables are arranged in the restaurant i work at stairs that are a tripping hazard browsing flats and i wonder how do i get into that top left bedroom [Music] this handicap parking meter that is inaccessible to anyone in a wheelchair i don't think that's how beards work choose your mouth how badly do you want to wash your hands [Music] another movie character destroyed by drugs and alcohol maybe a suicide bomber isn't the best cover art for your puzzle book let's go with the one where we can't see the kids face perfect place to stretch your legs the shared shower from my dorm my five foot four fiance can fit but i five foot eleven have to go upstairs to bathe purposeful knife like slits in the table that not only look terrible but they also make it impossible to write on [Music] i'm all for team safety but i wear this to keep my team safe and able to compete buddy balls unzip the smiles [Music] yeah let's put it next to the mirror wall why not like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 25min 40sec (1540 seconds)

Published: Tue May 11 2021