DANK DOODLE MEMES V773

pov you're the lunch lady who let me eat even though i didn't have the money to pay me at a bar celebrating my 18th birthday the bartender who's been serving me for years what fictional character you want to exist most presidents in movies they seem not to belong to a political party and always do the honourable thing why would you say something so controversial yet so brave cyberpunk 2077 releases youtube one hour later all easter eggs all endings reviews video games were created in 1958 mothers in 1957 when her kids got bad grades farms the entire bible written in braille the blind person about to read it this is gonna be a bumpy ride why does your sword have those things in the middle of the blade it's called a stabicus it helps me with math problems what kind of math do you do with a sword long division [Music] bus driver had to submit urine sample after being caught for drug abuse he borrowed his wife's urine turns out he tested positive for pregnancy the doctors wanting to play cyberpunk 2077 gen z no money millennials no time relative dating not the alabama kind this teacher a man threatened to sue a magazine for using his photo in a story about all hipsters looking the same only to learn it's not him in the picture wanna play a game sometimes i put movies on that are in spanish and when my kids get really confused and ask why they can't understand it i tell them they are just tired and should probably take a nap then when they wake up from the nap i put the same movie on in english and they think they are all better sometimes my geniuses it's almost frightening when you are dead you do not know that you are dead all of the pain is felt by others the same thing happens when you are stupid spitch when you're so used to the meme picture that the original looks weird if you ever catch me staring i am one admiring your piercing or tattoo or hairstyle or outfit two trying to figure out if i know you three think you're gorgeous and can't help myself truth for just staring into space and haven't realized i'm staring at a living person almost always the fourth one to be honest rick astley love this christmas official video the return of the king when you turn off your device and see your reflection in the screen me after loading cyberpunk 2077 on my laptop kaboom yes laptop caboom 14 year old dolphins cd projekt red cyberpunk 2077 gamers customizable genitals gamers when you sleep on your arm and you wake up with that num tingly feeling the market will regulate itself capitalism is the most efficient medical bill for your annual checkup 27 832.81 we have nothing to lose but our chains sir please europeans and canadians pathetic when americans realize they have been using thermometer instead of thermo feet confuse screaming is it for frick's sake or for frick's sake it's for a work email so it has to sound professional both both is good what do you miss the most from before i don't miss anything i miss cartoon network huh here's your ps5 me where did you get the money huh um social media her social media [Music] another famous movie star ruined by alcohol and drugs cyberpunk my broke ass watching cyberpunk 2077 playthroughs where kianu if the titanic sank in 2017 the frick am i supposed to do save the ship he is speaking the language of gods gamers when they find out that cyberpunk 2077 is cheaper if you use a russian vpn i serve the soviet union choosing tv volume odd numbers all of you get out multiples of five except you you can stay cyberpunk 2077 my broke ass i would like to award you the highest honor i can bestow add to wishlist instagram models random girl at the gas station buying cigarettes what we see what humans see opie whose we who the frick is we opie the final boss of 2020 me this game sucks i'm never playing it again the game developers me open a chest i found in the crypt legendary item all my negative thoughts me just trying to eat breakfast in the morning navy doomsday plane built to withstand nuclear attack grounded after striking single bird peace was never an option in alternate universe john wick dies his dog a bunch of toxic eight-year-olds fortnite the rest of the gaming community minto glowed next thing i knew i was pregnant i tell my cat i know whenever she meows but i'm gonna be honest i have no freaking idea a social media influencer filmed himself tricking elderly and homeless people into eating bars of soap covered in chocolate mario's gonna do something very illegal um i'll just shoot a warning shot down by his feet but dude it's a grenade launcher ah whatever potato potato when you've had a rough day but you see the food bowl i can't say much but hope everything will be an ease for your journey may god bless you bless god so anyway i started blasting 14 year old grandmas how it looked how it felt how was your day lmao stop texting me i have a man hey could you come to the park tomorrow at five and take pictures of me and my boyfriend please if you do i'll give you a hug the lion the witch and the audacity of this beach new password feet miles gallons weak new password meters kilometers litres strong there is a chemical in a few brands of ship paint that makes female sea snails grow beans and then explode a normal conversation oil floats on water one wait for it to rain to cover yourself in oil connection lost flying is not enabled on this server worrying about my bad grades in class tests not studying me me listens to 201 genres this year according to spotify the genres florida man dies in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave if you knew you were driving to your death would you still drive fast me and the boys just in case 2020 isn't left up enough already yes that is a road runner in his mouth he did it we are expecting to graduate zeb and travis class of 2020 love is the most powerful thing in the universe me about to send water to africa the guy who did this i honestly believe that sometimes my genius it generates gravity you can only choose one a hot cat girl becomes your wife white gator everyone black lives matter playstation street cats i will fight all the dogs in the neighborhood to defend my honor house cats i drank some old milk and puked on your bed damn it i'm mad spelt backwards is damn it i'm mad and that's the most valuable piece of information i've learned so far this year mint gives a cool feeling step one cover yourself in mint step two jump in a live volcano three swim netflix's cuties might be an oscar contender despite controversy abdul get some rocks me after testing if cyberpunk has full damage [Music] that one annoying passenger who tells you how to drive oh my god peter back it up oh really lois i thought i might drive forward i thought that might be a fun thing to do 2020 theme advent calendar like sniper from dora i'm confused as hell you mean swiper oh lol shakespeare to be or not to be that is the question scrondina both both is good briish people don't pronounce the t because they drank it all no no he's got a point being mentally exhausted being physically exhausted me special talent can cook minute rice in 58 seconds intelligence is not a privilege it's a gift karen's wanting to speak to the manager the poor teenager who is working for minimum wage admit it you sometimes listen to strangers conversation and think to yourself you are a stupid motherfreaker i called my dog five miles so that i could tell people i'd walked five miles haha that's clever so why are you so upset today i ran over five miles millennial humor people john wick pin size small here i think we are gonna go with small so it'll be a little more immersive who self-burn those are air when you leave your phone to charge for two hours and the cable wasn't connected properly [Music] underwater shark statue at lake neutral [Music] satan even i'm not into thatches i think i downloaded the wrong tom and jerry episode when you install windows 10 on a pc which originally came with windows xp [Music] enchanted book combat protection for mob come down for dinner me silence mom the guests have left me [Music] heart-touching moment man remembers his mother in his last breath mother asian parents when their daughter gets an f and gender instead of a plus therapists only want one thing and it's freaking disgusting then he said come and he doesn't bite and i bit that mother freaker this painting was done by artist walter milino in 1962 and he titled it life in 2022 [Music] why do people not mind when the queen farts because noble gases have no reaction don't look at math it is not worth your time math is temporary cats are eternal when you say have a good day to a customer and they walk off without saying anything back don't throw out doll heads you can turn them into handy night lights for your kids [Music] in reality me my peen in cyberpunk my opinion me i don't know who needs to see this but my buddy john got a baby yoda and served it some cheeky nuggets this is a way cat sitting in front of my webcam during classes [Music] me having to wake up at 6am me awake at 3am do you understand how freaked you are sexual maturity happens female shrek's organs can i offer you a nice egg male shrek's organs so anyway i started blasting einstein time is relative people in alabama when you let rip an absolute cheek slapping fart and your stomach ache goes away my niece wants to know if she donates her hair to locks of love and the recipient of her hair commits a crime and leaves hair at the crime scene will her dna be found all over the crime scene and thus incriminate her she's 12. did you know nicola tesla once built a remote controlled boat in 1898 and displayed it in public when he started the boat people thought that its telepathy or a smart and trained monkey was controlling it in reality it was just him piloting it with a remote control but nobody knew that the public nikola tesla i have been working as a janitor for the past seven years wiping the floor every day and breaking my back to feed my family until i met keanu reeves five days ago at the restaurant where i work in saint louis and now i'm a shop owner thanks to him you know i guess one person can make a difference [Music] fourteen-year-old wool lees gangs in the uk are stealing ps5s from delivery trucks rightio then i'll be having that island isn't land it's hard to argue with his assessment some children at 18 you're going to be a father wait what me at 18. oh no my plants died crewmate there is one imposter among us realization if molecules are always vibrating then vibrators are vibrating even when they are off sir this is a wonders the hunter returns from a successful hunt with a fresh kill a big nose is not an excuse for no mask i mean i still wear underwear it's beautiful i've looked at this for five hours now if students are happy about a deadly virus closing schools then maybe schools should rethink their education system whoa schools this is worthless solving the pie solving the meaning of life solving the mysteries in scooby-doo before revealing it if one teacher can't teach all subjects why is one child expected to study all subjects elementary school teachers weakness disgusts me mom the alligator is around us i feel so scared the alligator teacher what is the son me a star teacher then why did you write a deadly laser [Music] i'll take your entire stock my anxiety isn't that bad start a pack one leg bouncing two picking at your lips three walking very quickly four having two modes gotta go and why i so tired five peeing lots of peeing six new notification comes in gotta read that now seven am i being annoying eight they hate me spotify tells me that i have listened to 941 different genres me thinking there were only six genres that existed girls with the time machine i am your granddaughter really boys with the time machine stop the apple newton 27 year old me looking at my mom giving away my legs to my little cousins during world war ii a great dane named julianna defused a bomb by peeing on it she earned a blue cross medal the government juliana superheroes after destroying an entire city just to save one person the perfect christmas song doesn't exist on the second week of christmas my teachers gave to me five all-nighters four hours of crying three mental breakdowns two thoughts of dropout and a month of anxiety when the class averages 52 and you got a 52.5 there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere catara look i'm metal bending oh no and yes americans you know i'm something of a metal bender myself boys girls selecting female character in video games a stray dog followed a swedish racing team throughout their 430 mile endurance race in ecuador the dog accompanied the team through the wild jungle of the amazon and swimming through the river and all of this because one of the team members had given him a meatball during one of the team's halls where the second meatball motherfreaker minecraft lives in a pineapple under the sea inhales spongebob squarepants the perfect gun doesn't exist what girls think guys want to slap what guys actually want to slap season 1 thomas 1984 season 25 2021 thomas has seen enough [ __ ] me tilts my phone by 3 degrees my phone [Music] when you realize that twitch thoughts gets more donations than wikipedia and carl academy combined my brain cannot comprehend the logic here me a dumb frick going to college me a still dumb frick but now with debt 13 year old geese inhales honk men have read it what are some mistakes woman made during shreks what if she's in bed with me i can already tell you her first mistake whose size large when you pause the youtube vid to read the text but then they give you time to read the text when you unpause to the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camera suit you can hide but you can't run no no he's got a point i was reading this while pissing laughed and pissed faster thanks for the power up no body dads hey look a chemistry generating world do people actually read these yes yes we do what episode is this please respond i don't need sleep i need answers couples having shreks in the first episode of an american tv show couples finally holding hands in 435th episode in an annie may this what y'all think the ovid vaccine's gonna do [Music] i hit your car but i'm pretending to write my info because people are watching me hope you can fix it good luck the car owner me plays games to escape life games phantom alcoholic father summoned people in the star wars universe stupid droid you deserve enslavement us today who's a good speaker yeah you're a good speaker me forced to say hi to every customer literally every customer management 16 year old me beating the games i used to suck at when i was a kid every doom fan welcome to heaven my friend what why am i in heaven i wanted to go to hell to kill demons lmao freak you tornado safety do's and don'ts do seek shelter stay away from windows bring animals indoors listen for weather updates don't stand outside holding a pair of nunchucks yelling bring it on a hole use a series of electric wind fans to try and steer the tornado towards your ex's house try to stab the tornado with a wooden stake that is vampires you are thinking of vampires get attached the tornado will eventually leave you just like everything else in your miserable life the sun after hitting someone with skin cancer from 149 million six hundred thousand kilometers away the sniper i have rabbit harp string hum turn this water into rum oh frick you're gonna make me run you find the cure for cancer you forgot to say the word document cyborg has bionic attachments to his body raven is a literal half demon beast boy reject humanity become monk amber head isn't fired from aquaman too [Music] when my husband was like eight he found abandoned opossum babies in his backyard and he felt bad cause they were cold so he brought them inside and put them in a dish and microwave them for five minutes to try to warm them up and you can imagine the rest but how do i sleep at night now sip bloody hell me my dad waking me up for school my blanket the samsung galaxy s21 probably won't come with a charger it was said that you would destroy the sith not join them me goes to a job interview interviewer i me i do not kill people that is my least favorite thing to do your result comes negative it was your iq test patient and their family got the doctor the organ donor the most embarrassing thing was when i decided to sneak chicken nuggets into the club so put them down my bra forgot about them took some lad home with me and he undone my bra and loads of chicken nuggets just came falling out the guy i see this is an absolute win when it's been five minutes and the teacher still hasn't shown up on zoom class any idea of what the protocol is here any netflix series unnecessary gay character torture chamber abusement park 26 year old me in the shower thinking water is coming out my fingers when you get done customizing your character in cyberpunk 2077 call the neighbors i want them to see this what everyone sees what i see when you see someone you know in public [Music] the sentence don't objectify women as women as the object of the sentence you have become the very thing you swore to destroy [Music] 14 year old dogs actually you can put milk first when you eat cereal but only if you're eating the cereal for the second time it is acceptable update toby maguire andrew garfield and kirsten dunst will also reportedly be joining spider-man 3. i'm about to cry oh yeah oh yeah my drawing mom i drew this my mom go study neighbors kid my mom omg wow beautiful if dreams do come true i wanna hug a girl before i die me too kid me gives a compliment to the female gender seventh graders simp chinese person i think chinese government gonna make you die say goodbye on december 31st at 12 a.m we should all type why is there a giant health bar in the sky into google i will do what i must me my sleep schedule why am i always so tired no nobody american sports shows and now a tnt presents the pepsi halftime report brought to you by farmers insurance sponsored by pizza hut i don't really have any strong opinions on anything it's not addition and multiplication it's passing and time sing your man looks like he drops common loot when defeated me waiting in line because mum said if i wanted chocky milk i had to go order it the us army wants to create biodegradable bullets that plant flowers where they fall people who survive a bullet wound cashier that knows the code for that exotic fruit normal cashier rules over east and south for thousands of years and rules over almost the whole middle earth for more than 2 000 years rules over the entire galaxy for two decades defeated and killed in his first real battle to the guys who had the most idiotic defense and military strategy tried to take over a high school and fails me getting pissed at a video game and swearing never to play it again freak you and i'll see you tomorrow beardlesskrattus god of war mods what the frick did you just bring upon this cursed land i'm the most skilled man alive i can put a usb incorrectly the first time you're clearly more skilled when mom lets you push the shopping cart kia cheats achiever drift king and racing driver you oh this this is beautiful life hack if you have a girlfriend and hear a noise outside at night and too scared to go look just be like i told this girl leave me alone and she'll always get up and check for you that rabbit guy this ad gone big on youtube for two huge reasons after gaining the kittens trust farmer elmo carefully places it on the highest branch of a very tall tree so that he can practice his aim with the fire hose like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Id: W8zo3QhX3Lo

Length: 27min 28sec (1648 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 11 2020