DANK DOODLE MEMES V763

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cleaning the house and doing all the laundry when really it's me he thinks she's doing it she thinks he's doing it no one ever talks about it but i don't take credit because it makes them more relaxed and happy with each other mom dad me embrace what you are please leave me alone i've got a week's worth of work to do in three hours because i have the time management skills of a carrot thank you kid cat celebrates game month by releasing a new kitkat with no straight lines me trying to find the lines that aren't straight hey i just wanted to tell you that you looked very pretty today in your snaps would you like to go out on a date sometime no thanks i only date a holes now listen here you big four-headed beach fifa fans when a new game is announced hi do you accept children under the age of two at the festival no just credit card or cash thanks emergency meeting i fear no man but that thing a spider that disappeared it scares me my girlfriend bought me an ikea bed for our anniversary so i bought her a cake guy gets hit in the balls every guy within a 10 mile radius the f in the chat david prowse man behind the darth vader mask dies at 85. how i met my girlfriend on my meme account singles don't do that don't give me hope everyone treat others as you want to be treated masochists when was flat earth community created 1956 people in 1955 germany after world war one do i regret it yes would i do it again probably follow me for more recipes [Music] my sister arriving first at the way i'm first me who connected my controller before asking her to play and i'm player one when your girlfriend has a twin sister so you get confused and freak her dad i wish i had plans for the holidays you're welcome to join my family oh what do you guys do mainly sleep best holiday ever going out with friends when you're broke as freak stan don't you know the first law of physics anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars my hospital hired an employee whose only job is to go around saying hi to other employees while they work [Music] everyone liked that when you're trying to be the bigger person and walk away from a fight then here are that's what i thought the lgbtq community when they realize the stripes on their flags are straight we are gonna freaking die like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Length: 15min 32sec (932 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 30 2020