DANK DOODLE MEMES V731

this dog looks like it is getting really anxious before unveiling the new iphone to the world teacher there are 118 elements the smart kid who knows about our union actually the quiet kid who knows about the element of surprise pathetic me who watched avatar the last airbender and knows there are only four elements my dad's signature my signature lena leonard oh a hot day refresh yourself with a cold war don't mind if i do me cracks a joke popular kid repeats it my crush omg you're so funny popular kid he cracked it me [Music] it's always when is the macrib coming back and never how are you doing person who runs a mcdonald's account dear person who runs a mcdonald's account how are you doing all my best person who runs a microsoft account wholesome 100 crewmates when i'm imposter crewmates when i'm crewmate great sense of humor hey why do you always wear that mask clinically depressed let's keep this on if men are stronger than women why do male characters in video games need full plate armor while the women only need a chain male checkmate why would you say something so controversial yet so brave chat can't email i cannot essay of 3000 words henceforth i'm unable to can there is no physical evidence to say that today is thursday we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever after all these years casually approached child grabs child firmly eat the child finally i have them all reason why i'm polite to waiters because i realize they're human beings trying to make a living not my servants my mommy raised a gentleman paul 80 of americans think the country is out of control the nation is quite clearly upset and fearful 20 this is fine top free games among us top paid games minecraft perfectly balanced as all things should be the world's strongest coffee aka death wish coffee contains 200 more caffeine than the average cup of coffee it is not recommended for people who want to sleep at some point in the next three days college students invest get me to 5k subs so i can brag at the elderly home 16.9 k subscribers more more if plastic is made out of oil and oil is made from dinosaurs fossil then plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs usain bolt when he finishes in 19.19 seconds me when i finish in 19.19 seconds me making sandcastles with grandpa everyone else at the crematorium my computer do you want to save this image as 6606499fl5c84d7c30.png me yes dinosaurs coming back for 2020 queen elizabeth ready to continue their battle bethesda rockstar selling us the same game for 10 years modern ea microsoft embraces memes makes a real xbox series x fridge microsoft actually did it they embraced the memes and made a life-sized xbox series x fridge that stays nice and chilly [Music] microsoft is with us i asked my dad what he remembered about the jfk assassination and he told me a teacher ran into his class and announced mr kennedy has been shot and a little boy named jim kennedy began to cry because he thought she was talking about his dad the kid after learning the president died me trying to pull my blanket but i punch myself instead one they choose the pope for life two they choose putin for four years three putin has already met three popes you need to pump those numbers up footballer denies fouling a player the 40 000 people in the crowd that saw him do it the guy who mixed sodium an explosive metal and chloride which is poisonous and ended up with table salt wasn't expecting that reaction but okay somebody likes you open tinder to see who doubt there are over 200 corpses on mount everest and they are used as waypoints for climbers a normal conversation there's only one guy who works in my office so we change the men's bathroom sign ben yeah this is big brain time wealthy russian citizens will hire fake ambulances for about 200 an hour to cut through traffic the ambulances come with luxury interiors welcome to mother russia mother trucker executioner what is your last wish me please don't kill me executioner understandable have a great day metric system us imperial system coke drinkers is that a personal attack or something press your face up against sunglass take a picture print it laminate it put it in a large jar put the jar in the fridge [Music] satan approves top 10 organs to sell to buy a gaming pc professionals have standards me coming up with comebacks during the argument me coming up with comebacks 12 hours after the argument son dad can we go fishing tomorrow dad shaw son dad at 3am how to set up fishing line how to tie fishing hook which is the best bait for fishing how to fight a fish hiding from wife bar phone rates one dollar nope not here two dollars just missed him three dollars just had one drink and left four dollars hasn't been in all day five dollars never heard of him please see bartender upon arrival bar owner i honestly believe that sometimes my genius it generates gravity maybe we are all playable characters in a cosmic video game and the fridge is a save point which is why we all sort of open it look inside and then wander off without eating anything so africa is for the speed runners who are you who are so wise in the ways of life 23 hours ago i painted myself painting myself three months ago i painted myself painting myself drawing myself painting myself painting myself painting myself the return of the king why hide cables modern problems require modern solutions psychologist your food doesn't want to kill you it's just your ideas the tomato of my breakfast when you are super rich and no it doesn't matter small pp face mask this man my goals are beyond your understanding fun fact 95 of greek mythology wouldn't exist if zeus wasn't so horny zeus no horny allowed um maybe just a little horny no horny check it out we made your favorite red velvet cake with a little surprise i hope they do not have a male dancer popping out of it they asked but they couldn't afford me professionals have standards it may be not be my birthday or my cake they but today 11 years ago the greatest meme of all time was born linux community normally linux community when someone says windows is better weaponized assault penguins doctors recommend doing a push-up every time you die in video games fifa gamers when your child develops your sick sense of humor so now there's two people laughing inappropriately hey are you going to sleep yes now shut up finland's borders are the finish line when she moans oh my god and not oh my science who will be the next star of the bachelor our ranking [Music] no fighting today why not to reduce the spread of orona virus [Music] me at 1am trying to remember what the deleted video in my liked playlist was a 13 year old white girl online lecturing me on how making hiroshima bomb jokes is insensitive to the japanese community me waiting to tell her i'm japanese the four horsemen sandwiches of apocalypse minecraft music when i'm fighting 15 zombies minecraft music when i'm mining coal bank calls cops on black men trying to cash a check from a discrimination lawsuit his lawyer hey guys i'm 12 and colorblind and after two years i have finally solved the rubik's cube i'm gonna tell him florida man dirts his hands with peanut butter and punches neighbors allergic to nuts if you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles sun tzu the all-knowing hexagon he can answer all of your questions what's the square root of 965 [Music] 31.0644 are traps gay yes but that's okay yes what the frick is oatmeal when's your part of the group but not the conversation what's going on it's annoying or not interesting i'm in this photo and i don't like it i think it shouldn't be on facebook it's spam my mom introducing me to her new boyfriend me that kid on xbox who said he was going to frick my mom little children have the highest body water percentage levels nestle casually approach child i'm sad today i'm here i'm here i'm here i'm here i'm here i'm sad today i'm here waddles fictional character played by d bradley baker neil degrasse tyson frick science i'm going pig me kill the whole enemy team knife only alone the guy who runs a paintball place no offense i'm kind of glad we only live once cause i cannot do this shiz again last week we received a strange call but we were happy to be of service this truck driver's truck broke down in mobility while on his way to iowa and loaded down with pigs due to the truck being broke down he was unable to keep the pigs cool and was afraid they would die without some help we happily agreed to spray down the pigs to keep them cool not long later they were up and running and on their way to iowa it was an odd ask but we are always here to lend a hand firefighters i'd come and save you archaeologists thousands of years from now are gonna find this and think we worship the damn things a big mac i set in epoxy resin animation 3d cgi netflix adaptation no body don't tell anyone i gave you this i like that purple wait i'm purple not purple sneak 100 jellyfish do not have brains they don't have hearts either carrots maybe i'm a jellyfish omg do you remember when your parents were still together why must you hurt me in this way me at the girls sleep over after they find out i'm not gay white girl the asian joke was really offensive me a nation welcome to the rice fields mother trucker johnny let me hold your wood for a second that's what she said you drilled this in pretty deep johnny that's what she said hahaha stop seriously how old are you that's what she said hold up literally no one princess leia from star wars me just one drink i promise i won't get political me eight shots later face mask hey why do you always wear that mask preventing the spread of offered 19. let's keep this on after a long day at work kane a west goes to his kane a nest to take a kane a rest he wakes up feeling his kane best then he'll get kane a dressed and put on his kane knee vest and go out on a kane a quest he goes to a church and feels kane a blessed then goes to a hotel to be a kane a guest then goes to school to take a canned a test he forgot to brush his teeth did he forget his cannae crest no his neighbor stole it what a kane a pest english teachers what in the hot crispy kentucky fried frick when i was a freshman in high school there was a boy named chris who was a senior who had autism and he really loved hot wheels he always wanted to show people his tiny cars and instead of the popular crowd making fun of him they got excited with him on his birthday everyone bought him hot wheels and he went home with a backpack full of them for homecoming they voted him king and gave him a cape with hot wheels on it sometimes high school isn't so bad but this does put a smile on my face when you step on your friend's hand haha when you step on your dogs or cat's tail america has captain america wakanda has black panther sweden vine is better than tick-tock change my mind the paramedics in gta when they tried to revive the jew die shot with a rocket launcher [Music] pressing play on netflix with a full plate of food finally inner peace imagine you and the boys on a friday night in this bad boy [Music] girls with time machine shakespeare is so good in person omg yes boys with time machine i missed you grandpa my how much you have grown nobody me and the boys in electrical [Music] you ain't racist if you hate everyone equally cheers i'll drink to that bro can you babysit my mini mate okay this does put a smile on my face dad why did you pause the movie me it was an accident that there are no accidents finally got her the perfect present i asked for the moon a-hole you never listen say goodbye to coffins these organic burial pods will turn your body into a tree after you die [Music] mere black man makes joke about black people teen white girl and i took that personally female penguins sometimes engage in prostitution performing shrek's acts in exchange for pebbles however sometimes the female penguin will just trick the male into thinking they'll have shreks then run off once she gets the pebble the female penguin the male penguin who thought he would lose his virginity are you religious i'd like to introduce you to my religion what's your religion communist church i'm interested did you know our mascot wampus was originally created as a character with no friends same my new thing is finding birds that look like they are twice divorced i bet they smell like hairspray in cigarettes what part of elementary school do you wish you could incorporate into your adult life the friends part same ki ryu i don't really get it but it sounds really stupid am i a joke to you when your chair makes a fart sound and you keep trying to replicate it so people don't think you farted but now it's not making the noise 99 level of stress dear vegans i killed this cow because it was eating your food you're welcome vegans listen here you little shoes snow before halloween kill me now remember this kid this is him now me handing in my homework at 4am my teacher marking it right away adam i'm lonely god turns adam's rib to a woman the rib wear eve now beach when you're peeing on a bush in vietnam and it suddenly grabs your d [Music] when you're stoked for your first mission then someone tells you space is a vacuum men dressed as a rambia tense infinity football game starts dragging kids around the return of the king thing scientists don't know do aliens exist how do black holes work how was life created why who on is on a balcony my dog after i inform him that he is indeed a good boy iphone 12 is so good that long time android fans are impressed by it apple may have hit a master stroke with the iphone 12 and android fanboys are drooling all over it android fans no kissing you or cuddling with you girlfriend like that's ever gonna happen employees must watch anus i know what i have to do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it massive wasp nests as big as a car are appearing in alabama again what the frick did you just bring upon this cursed land i've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain so you're smart now i'm stupid faster intelligent finds wife's google history top search how to convince your husband to kill himself second on list if husband refuses how to poison his morning coffee i'm stuck step pilot help me please like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 19min 33sec (1173 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 26 2020