DANK DOODLE MEMES V732

when your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart but she don't know girls stay away from you oh no step up what are you doing everybody appreciating bear grylls for being so brave in the wild bear grylls the cameraman who also goes through the same but is not appreciated in world war ii the people of london were told to turn off lights at night this was to prevent the german bombers from easily targeting residential areas anti-maskers if they were told to do the same today [Music] five dollar bill usd price one dollar business is booming i wrote you a poem do you wanna hear it you can hear it anyway there once was a girl called becky whose kicks could kill like machete i'm a little bit drunk and my rhyming is junk spaghetti amazing you know i'm something of a poet myself woman in 1500s says any intelligent thing the church or which how long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology instead of grave robbing as an archaeologist i find this a very awkward question answer the question grave robber i paid for the sad spot because i hate ads enjoy this pic of a cute snail instead carefully he's a hero nobody among us players faking tasks how society wants men to dress how men actually want to dress [Music] chinese person criticizes government the government i erase that boy me says the name of a girl two times my parents girlfriend wife when you're so bad at catching smurfs you're forced to find a new job invest disney world is the second largest consumer when it comes to explosive devices ranking right after the us government it spends a massive 50 million dollars every year to purchase them disney my goals are beyond your understanding to keep the flies out of her mouth because so much is comes out of it that's quite a bit of damage having too much shreks can cause memory loss i read it on page 37 in a medical journal in november 2006 at 4 19 p.m this guy my elder brother who does gymnastics professionally my younger brother who can hold the plank for an hour me who carries the weight of my failure [Music] so you're british name every t brand if you do not study you will end up like him if you study well you will be able to make a better world for him i can freaking hear you beach you must not commit adultery bro how the frick you verified as god do not question you're telling me this shiz doesn't look fake as frigg rumor has it that neil armstrong and buzz aldrin agreed to fake the moon landing but to make the footage look as authentic as possible they urged nasa to film it on location and nasser agreed so true king in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap my name's drew scanlon and some of you may know me as the blinking white guy meme speedy gonzalez was banged by cartoon network for being an offensive stereotype only to be returned after mass protest by the hispanic american community the white girls that tried to get it banned we were supposed to be a unit the hispanic american community suck my unit baby dolphin killed after tourists pull it from the ocean to take selfies a shame they didn't blur the faces me angry as frick that i had to wake up again my alarm clock that's just doing its job sweden is so good at recycling it has run out of garbage and now must import garbage from norway to fuel its energy programs can you recycle logan paul though i don't think you can recycle toxic waste whose size large they say third time's the charm germany has failed twice ushers here we go again the entire team dying ching chan atheists when they say whole leashes instead of sciences joe biden versus donald trump you're about seven years too early are you eating healthy yes today i made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole wheat wow let me see the trickster omg how did you fix my computer me professional rest art red is safe skip sinus safe okay thanks let's be more than friends best friends no more than that mega best friends see how the heart is all nice and chopped up a guy asked me out last week and i told him no i wanted him to try harder why didn't he try again there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere you become friends with a kid who has a dad in the military he has to move across the world with his family after being friends for a couple of years he can send you weeb she's from japan i posted some art on my insta what no it wasn't mine what what do you mean credit the artist youtube saying i have 1080p me who can count the pixels on my screen as an american you have a right not to wear a mask but just like you businesses have a right to refuse you access or service you can't have it both ways you are free to your opinions and choices but that means accepting the consequences of your actions being belligerent or resistant to policies that are intended to protect employees and guests does not make you a patriot it just shows your complete lack of consideration for anyone other than yourself don't mistake inconvenience for oppression you're goddamn right girls i wonder why girls live longer than men i know right what's up with that boys 78 of suicides are men 68 of homeless are men 93 percent of prison inmates are men 80 percent of murder victims are men 98 of military casualties are men 92 percent of workplace fatalities are men sources cdc nch bureau of prisons psychology today cso yes cowboy advice be rooting be tootin and by god be shooting but most of all be kind if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remains the same batman okay but if you kill like a hundred killers then it goes down by like 99 at the end just commit suicide and get perfect score who are you who are so wise in the ways of killing we are looking for someone aged 22 to 26 with 30 years of experience ants bring flower petals to cover dead bumblebee in what looks like funeral it's enough to make a grown man cry and that's okay me whenever my parents yell at me because i play video games i could be a drug addict do you realize how lucky you are thank you for calling please hold for a minute this music freaking sucks professor you can't write an essay overnight exam you have one hour to write this essay iphone 12 pro so expensive in india that you can fly to dubai to buy it come back and still save money apple i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that atheists when they realized they have been watching godfather instead of science father [Music] do not use blade to open wait that outstanding move is beyond science i will keep picking eggs randomly from the tray so they don't know who's next i love creating tension the eggs when he starts picking the perfect boyfriend doesn't exist it's dark i'm scared don't worry bae i got this stomps foot sketches light up willy wonka is just sore for children why would you say something so controversial yet so brave doctor here is the list of donor hearts liver and kidneys in alphabetical order wow it is very organized what if babies had baby eyes that fell out and grew back like baby teeth still waiting for my baby pain to fall off so my adult theme can grow in oh self-burn those are air white girl yelling at me saying that vodka jokes are disrespectful against russians me waiting to tell her that i'm russian fortnite players when they get an update minecraft players when they get an update tf2 players when they get an update chess players when they get an update girls after death granny i missed you i missed you too boys after death where is the freaking capture dude when your favorite cousin doesn't show up at the family gathering preparing for december preparing for october preparing for november october 31st mara yacara is all i want for christmas is you when your friend actually jumps off a bridge and that thing your mom said years ago hits you cowabunga it is the four horsemen of halloween specials the imposter i saw venting me going to call emergency meeting nine-year-old me after guessing the disney movies twist villain before they revealed it love is the most powerful thing in the universe me we taught this chimpanzee to understand the argentine economic system and he hanged himself the man who taught the monkey to tarnus me my son can you beat this guy for me i will shred him down to his last atom oh no anyway dead body reported well now i'm not doing it gen z humor be like palmer one i lost her to a boy with bigger fingers hey can you please ride me cat where does the cat go scam artist court police arrested scam artist john young who tricked people into buying some sort of a substance which himself named it the elixir of immortality upon questioning the police discovered that jon has a criminal record being arrested for the same felony in 2004 1965 1923 and 1866 wait a second so my beach ass neighbor called the police cause i was smoking on the porch the police get here and ask where the weed at i said i smoked it all they said where'd you buy it i said from the neighbor now they're at his house freaking a-hole learned to mind your business the four horsemen of uselessness me you i've heard he can work excel without using the mouse at all the new sub teacher trying to read my name me puts on a hat teacher terrorist mass murderer students public schools the dare program learning drugs they never even knew existed april june august october boomers trying to be funny you can't swipe it son you'll have to walk to the next painting millennials trying to be funny what i want to be in life dead spanish homework not trying to be funny how old is john krasinski 40 years how long does tuna live for 40 years dinosaurs returning in 2020 hey emma it's been 65 million years since we last met what did i missed a man turned himself into a pickle it was the funniest shiz i've ever seen lmao what the frick video games are useless they'll never teach you anything don't trust anyone you don't need to look good to be good vengeance will only worsen your life being too greedy will destroy your life tyrant combat tips protip to defeat a tyrant shoot at it until it dies english i told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper she laughed at me and said oh uncle you are so old just use my phone so i slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider the future is now young lady someone tells a racist turkish joke white girls you can't say that me a turk laughing kebab noises at my local emergency vet clinic body chang system bony chunk chunk free chunk zero lean and mean a fine boy hecking shock hefty chalk mega chunker bologna chunks tinder was made in 2012 people before 2012. atheists after they've realized that they've been listening to rap god and not rap science [Music] you should buy the new iphone se don't buy the new iphone se i'm playing both sides so that i always come out on top think we didn't land on the moon what about the earth being flat we are diving into conspiracies and hoaxes for a special nasa halloween episode of ask nasa what secret plans do you think we've been cooking up over the years drop them below video reply equals extra points 1.4 k comments room gold sklidger gin vodka only the avatar master of all four alcohols could get this shiz cranked but when the party needed him most he got sober and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked but then my friends and i discovered the new avatar a vodka connoisseur named ahn and although his mixing skills are great he has a lot to learn before he's ready to serve anyone but i believe ang can turn up the world iceland have sent her chicken nugget into space but why why would you do that usa have you ever had a civil war a country that just discovered oil no would you like to use the data exists mark zuckerberg and i took that my friend you can't just sum up school in one picture me the americans are asleep quick post pictures of oil nice try i'll be taking that ah are you full i never sleep your sweet oil will be mine did somebody say oil that shiz is mine americans when you kill a boss after many tries but the game crashes without saving therapist let's start by talking about something you have in common husband neither of us sucdee young men here's some dad advice do you play fighting video games instead join a jiu jitsu or boxing gym call of duty walk down land enlist as a marine sports games go outside and play sports with people don't be a thumb warrior do it for real like your grand parted rpg player after reading this quest the girl you like her father her brother you come over me i can't i'm washing my car my parents aren't home me people who leave for work on time me who just woke up six minutes ago disney princess sings every animal within a 50 mile radius the author when they sneak the title into the book me when i find it boys after breakup girls after breakup the five people still trying to carry the spooktober spirit with skeleton memes after everyone else stopped teacher put down on your pencils and stop writing the entire class continuous writing teacher what did i just tell you the quiet kid we don't write with pencils the entire class [Music] parents one of us is causing depression video games schools i think it's red what red was not the imposter one imposter remains anyone who tries to shame others for like incoming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful like maybe if you planted some virtual flowers to calming music for a few hours you wouldn't be such a low beach i don't know about our guys but slaughtering demons with metal music in the background is pretty calming especially after a long day of [ __ ] making of the world's first camera which camera took the picture of world's first camera congratulations you played yourself so what is the most libertarian halloween costume you can think of an eight-year-old coal miner buying heroin with bitcoin i don't care about your skin color or what you are a fan of or what your shrek show preference is you're all nothing but food to me psy gangnam style literally half the people on the planet interesting when your girl opens the pickle jar by herself ants build a bridge to attack wasp nest let me guess australia california hell constantly on fire place of sin high housing costs i'm turned on by what i'm seeing right now like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 18min 40sec (1120 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 27 2020