DANK DOODLE MEMES V730

in canada we play a game called am i on the road people that walk fast are reported to be less happy the faster you walk the more unhappy you are damn right i'm unhappy cause i'm trapped behind a slow walker now move introverts pretending to hate quarantine this is unbearable the oldest guy on earth the second oldest guy on earth how much did you say you were selling your xbox 200 i'll buy it from you for 100 i'm selling it for 200 dude 150 200 dude 250 done are yes the negotiator an episode of peppa pig was once banned in australia because it taught children not to be afraid of spiders australian spiders did you know the president of ireland always has his dog around him john wick approves japan's government japanese people japan's population shrinking by 13 by 2045 weebs moving to japan me a european trying to understand what is happening in america from memes [Music] check this out i have the hi luke i swear to god current emotion dogs who are stuck but pretending everything is fine girl tries to pour acid on x's face wind blows it onto hers instead ex-boyfriend i know more about wind than you people who complain because i don't use the original format me creating spooky memes because i enjoy them [Music] platypus doof a platypus perry the platypus only the elders will understand me who had this course parents didn't buy a new tv [Music] [ __ ] a fragrance by samwell l jackson smells motherfreak early if i laugh the video ends amy schumer edition if i laugh the video ends eric andre edition huzza a man of quality a pakistani man named satyr buksh opened a cafe shop with a starbucks logo with his face on it and named it saterbach starbucks sued him and they lost because he said that's my name and face in the logo when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives iphone 12 is so good that long time android fans are impressed by it apple may have hit a master stroke with the iphone 12 and android fanboys are drooling all over it android users no my dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor new dad joke level unlocked [Music] people get very upset when you don't wear your headphones correctly on the subway prince harry to give up favorite hobby because meghpan doesn't like it bae i'm wet what you want a paper towel no i want more than that you want two paper towels no i want something big and drowned damn beach you want the whole roll go to virgin jail if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remains the same batman okay but if you kill like a hundred killers then it goes down by like 99 airpod users headphone users people who play music out loud in public hey i've liked you for a while and i was just wondering if you'd like to go out with me no sorry my cat ran across my keyboard restoration 100 [Music] guy i don't want to be your boyfriend anymore girl what guy i want to be your husband will you marry me girl yes guys grandfather's watching from heaven [Music] this is a little strange welcome tourist we speak english do you incest keeping the bloodline pure when your younger cousins run back from your room and you find all your legs broken somebody's going to die tonight can i make a spoon using only a spoon they say he called it himself from a bigger spoon dear beacons i killed this cow because it was eating your food you're welcome vegans no this isn't how you're supposed to play the game kim moon yang kim young is a south korean professor and former child prodigy according to himself he once held the guinness world record for highest iq at 210 plus oh boy ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually thin bilingual people me who can speak english american australian and canadian florida man dirts his hands with peanut butter and punches neighbors allergic to nuts your tactics confuse and frighten me sir this house in my neighborhood every year mails halloween decorations your award will be great girl changes relationship status to single her in barks teenagers in horror movies we are all frightened and horny jake do we have any more adopteds in the cabinet what's adopted you you're adopted very funny dad i'm not your dad destruction 100 you know it's a good nap when you wake up like this if i wake up like this don't talk to me for the next 30 minutes cause i won't understand she's you say the people i piss off on the internet me will you press the button you get the most powerful gaming pc but you only hit one in 10 shots in all fps games me realizing i'm getting a brand new pc and better aim americans we hate metric system rest of the world you use it to measure bullets [Music] i can't wear a mask i've got asthma 60 mole boro please wanna hear the name i've decided on if i ever have a boy got him so when he's crying in the middle of the night i can roll over and look at my husband and say gotham needs you please tell me what man wouldn't answer to that call of duty if you think about it your house is burning down you can only save one thing what do you save my house snoop dogg nasa scientists going to the store with about 15 in my bank account the cashier your total is and fifty cents me mobile games then original ideas free fan as freak mobile games now adds every twenty seconds boring game play rips off other games oh no i can't reach pink my brain do it me why my brain just do it me [Music] every other woman my wife man killed by pompe volcano while tucking in his shirt sure we'll go with that to protect the environment the brand new iphone 14 will come with no phone in order to reduce the total electronic waste in the world starting at 1999 she believed 14 year old girls eric joanna all boys i like your shirt thank you awkwardly rack brain for an appropriate response look down to see what shirt you're wearing survival tip if you're ever trapped on a deserted island start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you plants when you try to give them exactly what the plant experts say they want this is unbearable plants in the wild growing out of the sidewalk this is amazing black holes will suck more than just yaddy black science man wise do you feel anything for me i feel sorry for you explorer i found this shizzy island in the middle of nowhere british empire all a's and j's are toxic i said what i said bye kid named aj jesus me whose initials rja guess i'm toxic the person who posted this if you're girlies one one and one then that's not your girl that's one when you're the imposter and a good liar i'm gonna kill each and every one of you and the only disappointment is that i only get to do it once cops the only reason you would be scared of the police is if you're doing something illegal my brain whenever i'm near police oh no what if i accidentally murdered a drug and stole the bank from an old lady and didn't notice you're so nice i wish i could find a guy like you i'm a guy like me lol yeah but you're ugly some things even sues can't fix whenever my girlfriend has to go do something while we are on call she puts a stuffed animal on camera so i don't get lonely why the frick would you show it to me if i can't have it photosynthesis photosynthesis nobody apple phones in 10 years [Music] to whomever is placing googly eyes all over the office please stop thank you whoever stole the purple marker please return it no finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary my dad telling me to ask mom my mom telling me to ask dad seven year old me my friends like you my family likes you my cat likes you if you're happy and you know it clap your oh that's the evilest gift i can imagine all usa presidents all right no one is going to point the freaking arrow in jfk block no babies what the hell happened here everyone americans also americans sorry for that smell it's disinfector no worries i lost my smell few days ago [Music] when you try to make a point about toxic behavior and people respond with more toxic behavior when you throw your phone over to your bed knowing it is 100 safe but you suddenly stop trusting the laws of physics japanese exchange student konichiwa me after five years of watching anime oh hiroshima why does that priest look like a discount robert pattinson robert pasterson a really round bear 4.1 million people interesting somewhere this is on film we need to demand it is released on the set of the princess bride andre the giant once let out a 16-second fart and broad production to a standstill nobody said anything except director robrena who said are you okay andre to which andre replied i'm now boss teachers you can't use phones in class kids in the back [Music] when the quiet girl in your class has an hd camera on zoom wait a second my mom trying to explain why 20 minutes of video games is worse for my eyes than eight hours of online school [Music] say it's going to expire keeps working boza kidnaps his girlfriend multiple times still invites him go-karting is his birthday you get presents knows the sick stuff you're into doesn't tell anybody donates billions to charity still thinks he should pay more taxes one finds out he has a son wants to share his fortune and spend time together parks at the back of the spot so you don't get your hopes up them are you religious me well a donatology a religion where followers worship big curvy women's butts my hobbies include switching between the same three apps for hours not speaking to anyone for days at a time listening to the same songs i've been listening to for 15 years imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist what's going on i'm in this photo and i don't like it a nine-year-old kid apparently got caught selling hot cheetos hot fries for 0.25 cents in baggies at school hashtag the hustle though this kid after getting caught i was a businessman doing business me kill some sheep for some wool everyone else at the furry convention you work too much you should be enjoying life you're wasting time you should be working more what do you want from me when a canadian sees someone measure in kilometers per hour instead of sorrows per minutes pathetic high schoolers starting their first year high schoolers after finishing high school me in shower i think i forgot something my brain if you forgot then it wasn't important me yeah you're right media old people are more likely to die due to offered 19 the arch-nemesis of death how cute when you have a school project the try-hard the lazy one the confused one the nerd the one playing games one i dispense wisdom what is your wisdom men's feelings are valid too that's a good wisdom hard pill to swallow smoking weed every day is a drug addiction [Music] the villager i'm a businessman doing business kids today getting their video game turned into a movie get this kids in my day got this me more minorities exists minorities oceans that's actually funny teenage girls on instagram is that like a personal attack or something oh imposter of the vent what is your wisdom 95 percent of greek mythology wouldn't exist if zeus wasn't so horny when you're going to your regular food joint and the people greet you with the usual that's the good stuff f that mo you can't randomly take pictures of cookies and expect people to understand me sorry i haven't been replying i lost my aunt last night you lost your aunt did you find her britney no oh oh oh my god i'm so sorry i screwed up i screwed up so bad you done freaked out woman son if you don't work hard and study you will end up like that mcdonald's worker the mcdonald's worker who is actually a student working to fend himself and pay off the school fees she a little confused that she got the spirit when you're living a whole ass other life in a dream but then you wake up suddenly where am i where's my wife gas prices dropped by one cent every dad in a 50 kilometer radius horror movie logic the attic the house the basement depression expression parents are kids a teenager now i'm afraid pretty soon he's gonna be having shreks drinking and going to parties me at age 20. i really wish i wasn't being attacked right now write an essay of love story requirements use simple and short words and sentences must end with tragedy no limitations in word count would you marry me frick off give this kid an applause when your chair makes a fart sound and you keep trying to replicate it so people don't think you farted but now it's not making the noise 99 level of stress you have three wishes i wish that no one ever gets bored of their favorite songs yeah you know what what's up with that anyway good wish bro you still got three more when you are graduated and never have to come back to school again it's over we did it 14 year old girls she believed boobs hey you going to sleep yes now shut up the amount of people older than you never goes up hi i need a wake-up call you're an alcoholic and your whole life is falling apart thanks when you realize booktober has died even though we are getting closer to halloween [Music] chat 100 voice call 75 video call 50 talking in real 25 same when the class thought has better webcam quality than the rest of the zoom class or magic horror games anti-smoking ads earth is called the blue planet neptune and i took that personally 10 year old me i'm never gonna be those boring adults always in a bad mood me today when you get friend zoned that she doesn't even want to be friends alone zone a bomb drop by britain during world war ii just exploded in a canal in poland if i remember correctly isn't there a nook that somewhere off the coast of georgia the u.s state they lost it in the ocean and have yet to find it the iron man when a girl is strapped down to a work bench and then freaked repeatedly by a rich white male wearing a children's iron mask as the mask says i'm iron man guy one so what did you do with that mask i gave you guy two oh i gave her the iron man guy one did she get weirded out by the noise like what the frick is this shiz above me scoob when you are an imposter and have a mini crewmate haha yes die trash when you're being yelled at for kicking your siblings ass but they beefed with you first i take full responsibility it's not my fault asians when they hit 20 asians when they 30 asians when they hit 40 asians when they hit 50 asians when they hit 60. assassins creed russia angela merkel edition me after selling a one dollar candy for 1.05 dollars i was a businessman doing business nuns your sins are cleansed credit card declined nuns when you realize you've gone the wrong way in public look at phone act surprised turn around american police interviewing witnesses did anything seem strange like maybe something black i like birch by the way boys how can girls argue over lipstick it's all red lol also boys comment section girls who use one thousand dollar face wash boys who use a soap bar they use to scrub their d with when 11 year old me catches a falling leaf i know more about wind than you there's only one earth stop killing it thanks satan why do we have hands there are many reasons pat the moose slap the bongo drum who fouch the water is too hot shake stick at god when you're watching your children sleep and you think about how you made those tiny little humans and how much you love them [Music] and then they wake up oh imposter of the event what is your wisdom online schooling is just homework on steroids thai street food vendors arrive at anti-government protest venues quicker than protesters and police gotta hustle you can't end tyranny on an empty stomach yeah shreks is cool but have you ever closed all tabs after finally fixing a tech problem me showing my friend a meme in dark mode him showing me one in light mode newton's law of motion an object cannot move unless acted on by another force my shampoo bottles the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural luck be in the air tonight well i definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong go to horny jail no one public school bathroom living with your parents living with your grandparents [Music] you text your girlfriend calm she does not respond in a long time panic she's just typing a long message calm it's 90 reasons why you should break up panic you wake up and the girl never existed calm would you like to be the son in my life omg yes then stay 92 935 7700 miles a freak away from me got him me talking to a girl at a pool party uh it even dries underwater the amount of people older than you never goes up it's impossible for someone to overtake you in age jesus matters all gods matter i'm still worthy who would win logan paul 2 percent shrek 97 i love democracy nobody every single thing in the world of pokemon like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Id: eaHaUTRMW18

Length: 22min 28sec (1348 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 25 2020