DANK DOODLE MEMES V498

man Christmas was fun too bad it only comes once a year kids with divorced parents to come share public school respect your parents they all passed school without Google children in North Korea NVIDIA GeForce r-tx 28 years faster than PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X Nvidia says its GeForce RT X series graphics cards are faster than the unreleased next-gen consoles tongue yes the floor here is made out of floor get ready for three months of this it's so important to establish a routine which is why every day at 10 a.m. I look at my phone for the whole day got a camera so I can see what my dogs do while I'm at work dog oh sweet the reason dogs can't eat chocolate is because they are already too sweet a 2010 study found that women with big buds gave birth to smarter kids the Kardashian children English I surrender French Jimmy Rams German it's G both Japanese suicide is badass stay off the tracks they are only full trains if you can read this you're not a train buses rail replacement I'm a trend choo-choo Yoshi pregnant time to abandon ship when you say love you no homo to your best friend ultimate Strait opens up to anyone the tiniest bit me shouldn't have said that I should not have said that when caps lock is on and you press shift for the first letter hi it's 1:30 a.m. and my boyfriend just shot a roach with a blue gun didn't use a shoe oh no too casual a blue gun ah I see you're a man of culture as well what my little brother saw right before I hit him with a baseball bat thinking he was a burglar I'm the knight nothing gets through this armor clubpenguin kill know when you're walking down stairs and accidentally step two steps down me not studying but also being aware that every second I spent doing nothing is increasing the probability of my failure but still not being bothered to study but still panicking Papa John's found a vows day of reckoning will come Domino's chief financial officer dies in accident how I imagine kidnappers as a kid actual kidnappers some D head left a football filled with concrete in the middle of a field that one kid who thought it was real when you pick a dialog option in a game that's more mean than you thought who the F is this a-hole dad orders pizza on December 31st Pizza guy arrives five minutes past midnight here's your pizza that he ordered last decade that you dare use my own spells against me pizza guy when you are the only guy supporting Harold for meme of the decade paralyzed teeth learn to walk hit by car and paralyzed again and stay down I'm impressed you achieved level two in heavenly realm shut the F up B no wait wat never underestimate a droid Gmail's when their owner connects from another device the only reason rickroll didn't make it to the finals is because some people are still salty from being Rick Rolled and my highest record is his hair look like people dancing howtobasic thumbnails how to basic videos without you sixty minutes feels like an hour or baby really I love you so much every 60 seconds in Africa our minute passes my job finna fire my butt a customer called the store pissed off and asked is this a manager I said no this is Patrick I thought he would laugh he lost ish when you and your friends start working at the same place ching chong ching chong bro that's racist you're racist for thinking I'm pretending to be Chinese you're racist because you assumed that I thought you were Chinese 11 p.m. just one more YouTube video before I go to sleep 3 a.m. let's build a time machine with pickles and sadness 1500 s nervous when their daughter is already 15 but still not married your son si passed away at the age of 1 he died from a coke in overdose shrugs dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself when I was in Middle School people were saying that I was home-schooled even though I went to school the foreign exchange student who called the teacher a [ __ ] me who told him it's another word for teacher you always make me feel so special I'm so poor that I don't even know what they're in oh my god I just realized that cigarettes are called that because they are smaller versions of cigars so I have a dick at nine year olds when a streamer responds to them he knows my name fun facts five and six people finds Russian Roulette completely harmless how the rock in my shoe feels how big it actually is when girls talk to somebody they are attracted to they play with their hair girls talking to me when you finish your three hour long study playlist and realize you forgot to study Godzilla the craftsmanship on this fishing vessel is outstanding when you hit your elbow on the table woman has with ten guys guy does the same thing gay feet guys boob guys but guy's personality guys five guys when you're fighting a really hard boss and then a cutscene happens showing you weren't meant to win movie this is based on a true story also movie I sang this song in German to my entire class the fools never knew that they got rickrolled Bob Rost one last time checking if everyone is happy before the decade ends can I beat hallo before my of melt my TV he is a man of focus commitment and sheer frickin will me and my brothers waitin fer Arman to stop wrestling with the mailman upstairs so we can ask for easy mag me man I really wish I could open up and talk to someone about my mental state someone paid you do alright me yeah I'm just a little tired B's be like are you pro-life or pro-choice and I'm just provolone you see a present it is soft when you touch it it's a Shrek body pillow vegans who bit their tongue is no longer vegans my brain these B's faces look like PlayStation one graphics mom I gonna go out with a male friend be careful boys nowadays only think about one thing no rate Shadow legends me when I hear my mom buying an iPhone 11 for my brother and socks for me um tastes like favoritism write this in English here is bread you missed a word here is our bread what are you a communist when you realize that Peter hasn't caused a massive controversy in almost nine months those bastards are up to something our favorite recipe one Shortcake one raspberry one strawberry one blueberry one cherry 15 cans ready with real whipped cream delicious finally some good freakin food I've got your back lawl do you think this is funny John give me my freaking spine okay jeez you have no stomach for joke John I sweat a freaking god a possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastes visit couldn't move this is how they found him I live for this post do what you must for I have already one Christ imagine getting great marks this post was made by me girls when they get a ukulele everything I wanted Bali Eilish boys when they get a ukulele the lungs breathe automatically me thinks about it also lungs now breathe yourself my roommate who recently bought a 3d printer just walked in the room and handed me this cursed object ugandan knuckles mean January 2020 my dog understanding many phrases in my language me not knowing a single word of woof iPhone users iPhone 10 iPhone 11 boomers when they watch TV for 5 hours straight boomers when they see someone on their phone for 5 minutes Earth spins around the Sun once humans incredible job I'm the dumbest man alive my Lego set was broken when I opened it you're clearly dumber children in Skyrim whenever you interact with them I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your butt how the chemistry teacher expects you to mix water with water Mark Zuckerberg buying Instagram for 1 billion dollars me getting it for free on the Google Play Store man throws money in the air and shops Merry Christmas after robbing a bank it is mr. beast just backwards your family is asleep and you're playing Minecraft on a cool 2012 summer night it's a peaceful life when the teacher tries to convince you that pee ain't stored in the balls you think I'm a fool stay home and trigger a depressive episode vs. Gillett and trigger a panic attack this movie is based on a true story also this movie yet another display of inaccuracy from Netflix is Witcher series delivery guys working on the 1st of January everyone where have you been I ordered this last decade delivery guys how you expect to look when you run into your ex versus how you actually look someone says what's up the sky nothing introverts you know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security senses on your way out of a store and you think oMG did I shove a TV up my butt I can't remember when you hop on your favorite game and all the Christmas noobs are on how can you face your problem if your problem is your face my kid watching me do her last lap and Mario Kart since she doesn't come in last place looking out the side of the car speed looking out the front of the car slowness my cat is afraid of tangerines so I've created a force field to protect the Christmas tree it's a simple orange but quite unbreakable when your little brother says he can say the alphabet faster than you so you say the alphabet nice try kid but I sell the tricks I don't buy them teacher the test isn't that confusing the test Rick and Morty if Jesus was executed by hanging then the symbol of Christianity would be a noose a normal conversation Romeo kills himself because she seems dead Juliet wakes up Romeo full set I've never seen shows that need braces movie based on a true story also the movie opening up Christmas presents as an adult be like socks I miss the Internet Elon Musk thank you so my dad gave the scarran's Christmas presents [Music] oMG Rick and Morty is so different he makes two characters voices so talented meanwhile family guy me new year no me person don't you mean new me me s mhm can't stand you females hey want to come over tomorrow okay I get off my period on Tuesday though and Loki kindly Mew thought that's all I was trying to do LMFAO you're right I'm sorry it's okay just give me some time to cool off okay okay I'll talk to you on Tuesday when the pizza is delivered eight minutes early the pizza company me you wanna hang out later sorry I don't talk to guys who are under 6 foot please mom I miss you crying noises my size before Christmas after Christmas mall employees when Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you finally stops playing finally inner peace FDA it is now illegal to sell tobacco products to people younger than 21 17 year olds when the school bully says you look like a male stripper do not compare me to my father in music class frnd y'all would be a cute couple my crush who know me insecurity intensifies in D major only three homework questions one ABCDE two ABC she was scared he cared she was car head me seeing an elderly couple hold hands while walking their dog aliens sent a message saying that they want earth to send a video on what earth is like what video will you send them rick roll the bastards i prefer the real sonic i said the real sonic perfection Gordon Ramsay cursing at chefs who screwed up the food on Hell's Kitchen me who doesn't even know how to cook haha yes die trash what it looked like I do for a living terrorize the Powerpuff Girls the beginning of fallout 4 I wish that people would be friendlier next year well maybe we can make the first move mine's one block whoa we are halfway there when a girl is attracted to somebody she speaks in a higher pitch girls talking to me old white man calls you some southern woman calls you honey black woman calls you sugar British woman calls you love an egg calls you a saucy boy Germany okay everybody we've almost won the war don't do anything stupid Japan check this out I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad I'm I'm an idiot and also hi I'm an idiot and also I'm dad you may have outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting me tells a slightly offensive joke in class girls kill this Nazi prick where's the weirdest place you've had our parents bed now when the waitress who was being nice to you is nice to everyone Newton every action has an equal and opposite reaction me confess to my crush crush doesn't love me back mutant might take one after I come home with a guy so can I use your boobs as a mousepad lmao Frick no or man I'll have to use your but they both flat Oh Frank when you have a nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice bully you're gay me no you bully shut up I bet you were adopted me at least I was wanted martyrdom drop a live grenade when killed when a deaf person is for the first time and realizes farting makes a noise throwback to last year when I made a snowman n it started to melt but rephrase overnight I think we all can agree with this sonic says if your profile picture is from an anime your opinion doesn't count twelve-year-old voice when their girlfriend lands a pencil to another boy when I was in ninth grade I got caught selling weed my mum was devastated so she transferred me to a rich private school thinking that was gonna help the situation but in reality she gave me a promotion improvise adapt overcome Fred Scooby and Shaggy we'll go and search the graveyard Scooby and Shaggy no Velma will you go if I give you a Scooby Snack Shaggy and Scooby no Velma so you have chosen two Scooby Snacks homeless nervous when they see mr. beast walking up to them with his camera me finally beating the final boss on my video game without the help of my brother my older brother watching from a distance when you ask your girlfriend for a threesome n she walks in with your wife Media study shows that video games cause violence me which study media when your girlfriend tries to hold hands in front of your parents me at 3:00 a.m. sad songs that make me want to kill myself a balanced diet is chocolate in both hands middle-aged women on Facebook ante VAX kid you have a lot of nerve entering my immune system preventable diseases you have a lot of nerve being alive teacher mispronounced my name hold class a new core memory when you go to get food at 3 in the morning but then you fall down the freaking stairs now all of China knows you're here be in thumb be in boy B&B when she scratches your peepee with her teeth dj khaled suffering from sark what people think depression looks like versus what depression really looks like from the clocks perspective it spins counterclockwise when you laugh at a non-english joke and all your friends start asking you what it meant crow sans like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank means videos thanks

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Length: 20min 0sec (1200 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2019