DANK DOODLE MEMES V624

doodle dog Oh wants you to like the video and subscribe right now the only happy ending I know turn around in the other direction no turn around again dude where are you I don't see you I'm out of town but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amused me prank a coastguard when it's day 3029 and the coast hasn't even tried to escape once call gate nine out of ten dentists one out of ten dentists can Lee West is running for president Kim Kardashian would be the first lady boomers haha millennial you can't swipe that picture also boomers my English teacher me who just wrote a perfect essay I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow 70% companies when they accidentally over bill you for seven months companies when your payment is 37 cents short me watching Netflix knowing god damn well I'm gonna fail the maths test tomorrow the good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it Caryn's plugs in one-way plugs in two ways plugs in 360 [Music] wishing well I wish to be irresistible to all men poof oh hi mark 700 Canadian doctors protest salary raises say we are paid to March they demand a cut in pay to ensure care is given to other societal needs I love Canada I have a t-rex I have a deer aah t-rex dear people who comment I thought this was a recruit under rickroll links be like um Naru kami I can't sleep well I can goodnight virginity is cool remain pure someone hey Vladimir you're only allowed to be president for 8 years Putin happy treason day ungrateful Colonials it's only treason if you lose casual Shrek's implies the existence of rank competitive Shrek's for fun for glory introverts visiting more than 2 places in a day I'm going on an adventure teacher Wow our owner hasn't stopped you guys from graduating students who only graduated the Casa Verona game is raising thousands of dollars for charity literally all of media it one gamer accidentally making a racist joke detected stop sending me Jojo references you freaking weeb stop thinking everything as a Jojo reference you web shits well well well how the turntables me when I used to play GTA vice sity as a kid I do not know who I am I don't know why I'm here all I know is that I must kill how I imagined youtubers who doesn't record with camera how they look when they do face reveal math genius has come up with a wildly simple new way to solve quadratic equations me who just finished college you're about 5 years too late I'm Frankenstein's monster you don't seem like a monster to me I play music at full blast on public transportation when you're browsing the Deep Web and see yourself with a 70% discount ground coffee wheels on the shopping cart be like [Music] all the fireworks sounds the one that's actually a gunshot oh I just jog every once in a while I do prostate I'll lift competitively I don't douches I'm just a teen in an anime the Orono virus watching Americans celebrating the second wave with tons of fire work they love me my mom at the grocery store someone she knows me police raid on Italian home finds 50 pounds of dried basil I came looking for weed and I found basil when I accidentally call someone why can't I go out and play with the other philosophers Japan is going to allow scientists to create human animal hybrids Oh Panzer of the lake what is your wisdom being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is the highest form of self acceptance the term Karin has become a racial slur Karin's are a race now will you press the button you and everything you try to do but a random amount of money is taken from your bank account I've won but at what cost found these Infinity stones in my sisters draw virginity is cool remain pure Korean students make a raft out of potato chip bags to prove they have too much air in them not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed if you ever feel useless then think of this spare tire me watching a documentary about a serial killer that are yes my glory days sharks found inside an active volcano alive the guy in the volcano who photographed it no you can't just melt my wings haha i caress go splash the world of memes began from this image the only summer plan I have at the moment will you press the button you get 1 billion dollars but you have to give 1 million dollars to each of your friends introverts laughter you dumb each I wonder if SpongeBob's tee has holes in it too like does he pee out of the top or does he just wring it out this is not the way haha Java Edition has bugs no oh oh it's the perfect form of Minecraft bedrock is very broken we know a tiny rocket flies to the sky and explodes humans rappers points and ain't guns at the camera in their music videos the cameraman me bites into extremely hot Pete's around burns my mouth me three seconds later I'll frickin do it again mop 13 missed call welcome to gulag reading the news getting your news from memes you hear explosions panic hits the fourth of July calm you don't live in the US panic white women demand Karen be labeled a racial slur you are an insult but we do not grant you the rank of racial slur CAD looking at hot dogs okay cool but did I ask did I ask for you to be freaking born she's just went from zero to 100 real freaking quick me sleeps naked my sleep paralysis Stephen if cartoon character got money for their acting their voice actors what the hell are you doing you told me to satin eyes the house I said sanitize cat stands for Russian national anthem we will watch your career with great interest Lowell who else eat their PB&J sandwich is raw we understanding an adult joke that I shouldn't get my dad my mom mop I sent the homework folder to your teacher me not what if you ever felt useless remember the speed limit signs in GTA games bouncer when did you start drinking me 8 p.m. bouncer it's 7 p.m. me me smiles a little while telling the truth my mom you liar Adam exists electrons where is your report card my friend stole it from me at school so now I don't have it do you think I'm stupid enough to believe that lie what lie that you have friends that's a lot of damage the Four Horsemen of disappointments my boner my brain me trying to sleep at 3:00 a.m. the cameraman in flash the PE teachers grandma being fast as Frick please tell me from where can I get one removed the sacred texts don't forget to unload the dishwasher did you finish your homework we have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving dad and I talked we are going to buy you a car next month you are OMG thank you no we are not I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts is mom in case you haven't noticed you've fallen right into my trap today I learned during an interview with Stephen Hawking the camera operator yanked a cable causing an alarm and Hawking to slump forward worried they had killed him everyone rushed over to find Hawking giggling at his own joke the alarm was from an office computer losing power you sly dog wait it's all Amira always has big crap my mum when I've been doing school works for six hours with no rest my mum when I use my phone for three minutes who are you I wrote a New York Times bestseller do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down when someone asks me a question right when I wake up I don't know SHhhh is about Frank 1889 ad van Gogh your work is garbage 2015 ad it's tragic how nobody understands an artist until long after they die he was truly ahead of his time 22 85 ad I got black I got white what you want it's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions are the noises outside fireworks or gunshots character is Japanese cast a white actor character is white cast a Japanese actor kids born in 2000 are 25 years let that sink you you've been doing meth instead of math math my neighbor's kid kept bugging me to let him play some video games so I did well I just want to say that I'm a huge fan therapist little mussed can't hurt you he's not real lil musk when my boss criticizes my work ethic I thought you'd like to know that I'm outstanding in my field for words 19 letters say it and I'm yours big metal piston spike me takes out my phone in a family function my weird small cousin hello guys check it out I drew a life-sized portrait of a virus you're feeling sleepy on time you are not recalling any embarrassing memories the neighbors are quite both sides of the pillow are cold are ya winning son no dad I'm browsing the dark web and someone is selling me with 70% off got you can swim fast and slide on your chest penguin sounds cool got but you'll have no defenses penguin ah how am I supposed to stay alive got swim faster oh by the way you're a bird penguin nice so I can escape predators just by flying away got you won't be able to fly penguin what the frig life is a sexually-transmitted terminal illness change my mind upgrade upgrade upgrade Frick go back passing side suicide I'm running late for my exam can I choose option B CAD Li West announces 2020 presidential run that's another one for apocalypse bingo dominoes be like two for $5.99 total $24 and 86 cents me I have several questions task manager to all the non-responding apps gotcha pro basketball player suspended after drug test revealed he was pregnant me barking back at my dog my dog wondering why I've decided to change the topic to theoretical physics firework speed happy fourth the guy who designed this firework due to global warming Jack is alive and has moved on why do people slap the remote when it's not working why does it work after you slap it though my name is Harry Potter Voldemort Australian meth addict dresses up as a cop and rates another drug users home they called me a madman six year old Jermaine had been saving up money so he could go to Walt Disney World but he decided to spend the money on food to hand out to Huracan Dorian of Achilles instead because that's what heroes do me I like you my crush me too me really my crush no you freaking idiot when that new house on the block got a fat ass basement me and my mom at gas station my mom me larva don't fall on me or you'll die me drinks potion of fire resistance lava understandable have a great day are you winning dad my dad who found my grades online after I hid it from him everyone should I don't know what the Frick she said here a plus subtitles hunters tracking deer takes years of practice did Japan is going to allow scientists to create human animal hybrids what we expect what they will do moms after telling depressed kids to act happier why do I fix everything I touch Elon Musk Kim Kardashian endorsed Camila West running for president but squid would we already played babble like an idiot first successful bipods were created in 1979 people in 1978 vaccines medicines I have saved more lives no I have saved more lives amateurs what was that punk Alt + tab amateurs be sneaking up the enemy spawn point enemies spawning around me a rare case of brain destroying amoeba has been confirmed in Florida that's another one for apocalypse bingo me I don't have the energy for this someone for what me gestures vaguely Mexican man has been in prison for 19 years for murder of a person still alive the dead man getting a lawyer friend if you had a time machine would you travel back in time and kill baby me no friend then what would you do me a gent FBI is communism better than democracy yes 92% no 8% we love democracy local man paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets so the limit is 412 artists in real life artists in movies wanting to kill people in real life because of video games wanting to kill people in video games because of real life someone a single picture can't describe America me nobody girls putting on mascara then will you trust more a random dog 93% media 7% I love democracy the IRS letting millionaires pay no taxes McDonald's employee who didn't pay one point $43 before I cheated on him things were amazing after I cheated things changed injured go freak yourself you injured piece of sheers students where's the $100 we gave for the field trip that didn't happen the school American kid finally I can sneak my air pods into school trusting the autosave manually saving once or twice to make sure you got your snacks you're sitting comfortably you forgot your drink in the kitchen the pile of clothes on my chair during the day the pile of clothes on my chair at 3:00 a.m. Florida inmates will come for dogs right and by fourth of July fireworks perhaps I treated you too harshly man throws brick at the car it bounces and hits him in the face the car right back at ya buckaroo what does it look like I do for a living solve mysteries with a dog trash stay trash go Vince day that's another bingo if I had a nickel for every time a Marvel actor played Sherlock Holmes I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice woman yells go back to where you came from to Native American protesters at Mount Rushmore let me guess Karen introverts be like we are open the door is just very heavy extroverts be like life has many doors ed boy man gets diarrhea on a rollercoaster and splashes 14 people people in the back seats my friend I watched a single anime episode last night I might finish it this week me who watched an entire season in one night really stop messaging my gf but our girlfriend seven year old me after I passed the stage that 99% of players couldn't nobody smart but me me the shy kid the class clown the class bully the kid who reminded the teacher about the homework for things we will never understand their life the universe how the Frick your friends shower works a farmer in China spent 16 years studying law so he could sue a chemical company that polluted his land he couldn't afford to buy law books so he gave the bookstore owner corn in exchange for letting him read and copy information by hand he won his case and got compensation for all the families in his village is it possible to learn his power parents you don't have to come if you don't want to me all right I'm not coming them parents when you stub your toe but your parents are in the room angry in Spanish job interview please tell us something about you for someone somewhere in America today is the last day they will wake up with all 10 fingers oh he might be me aliens arrives on earth humans panic aliens we come in peace humans understandable have a great day priest God is an all-powerful fair being me so why do crimes like mugging and murder exist and happen to good people priests all reliable the Lord works in mysterious ways when your younger cousin starts touching your staff brass child firmly nobody moms and they youngest kid woody with three months without blinking the cotton dee has not left his house for quarantine my sociology teacher on racism we just need to keep freaking eachother until we are one color well boys we did it racism is no more the Luigi taco stand at Super Nintendo World you had my curiosity but now you have my attention you weren't supposed to do that why are people racing we all taste the same Geoffrey Dana wait what now put it on the lid the lid the lid the lid ha ha ha what a jerk face masks they sell face masks we want my mom's yelling at me because I don't know her email password China when they ban hundreds of apps I sleep in Gabon in tick tock Wilshire's somebody in the Avatar universe bends more than one element everybody else he is the Messiah lately the only emotion I've had is lazy frog my grandparents money me when someone changes a TV volume to an odd number that's not a multiple of five the G and Bob Rost stands for good artist kirby has found a gun Kim Possible with no mustache this post right here officer when your mom gets a new boyfriend and he calls you by your gamertag literally no one firework cover designs me did my homework the whole entire freakin class bird plucks shark out of ocean and flies around with it just because my goals are beyond your understanding Marvel DC be in great comic companies and respecting each other Marvel and DC fans nothing like coming back home and cracking open a six-pack playing the game normally this is brilliant opening every doors and creates in search for better loot but I like this dance when they have to stop on a road trip because someone has to pee this little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank means videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 1,385,658

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Id: Xgd2z6q21nk

Length: 24min 4sec (1444 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 06 2020