DANK DOODLE MEMES V938

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redstone it's a mumbo-jumbo to me when you hear someone saying sheesh in public cringe after 10 years of hard work and saving i was finally able to afford my own place europotta harry flat earthers the earth is flat mountains different time zones gravity volcanoes photos of earth from space your mom tall guys when making fun of small guys tall guys when girls make fun of small guys this kid created a budget tracker that traces where government funds for robert 19 does politicians now that's an avengers level threat wake up every single day and choose violence me destroying some random webs the spider that made it to protect me from mosquitoes pedestrians i have to be careful not to get hit by a car drivers i have to be careful not to hit anyone with my car cyclists having a cat be like me who wears a mask and washes my hands regularly my brother bringing off at home deadliest weapons in history 1884 maxim machine gun 1934 schwerer gustav 1961 sarbomba 2021 crate australia rescue dogs killed by an sw council because of over 19 restrictions several rescue dogs that had been impounded while waiting to be saved by an animal shelter have been shot dead by a new south wales nsw council john wick goes after the freaking country of australia teacher we are gonna watch a movie but it's a documentary classmates oh no me jokes on you i'm into that shiz the history teacher the pe teacher when you have a nice hat but no one mentions it [Music] you spend one third of your life sleeping that means if you are 18 then you have actually lived for 12 years skeleto will come back next week with more disturbing facts mental health advice for women always take care of yourself first mental health advice for men train until you can defeat god moms when buying school clothes what size shirt you wear me at 10 i'll never date anyone me at 23. oh frick i was right you i stepped inches if english is not your native language don't make memes in english he brings home six figures a month 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body shaming i'm offense average thin human they call you skeleton and walking bunch of bones yes i know and i agree that i'm those things do you ever see a photo of yourself and you almost can't believe how freaking ugly you actually are any supermodel your crush from middle school child's laughter in the day child's laughter when you're alone in a dark house boomer in america haha boomers don't know technology shut up zoomers you kids are so disrespectful boomer in india yo i have boomer want some sure get your freaking shiz together and act like an adult think you have the wrong number but you're right how to deal with a delusional robber who keeps breaking into your house searching for a princess [Music] got a cat needs a name serious suggestions only [Music] studies show that girls will use clothing to stand out to someone they're attracted to girls around me sometimes i feel like i faked my depression for attention my depression literally doesn't think it's good enough to be real depression i got depressed depression when your shift key gets stuck but instead of searching for a solution you make mean every masterpiece has its cheap copy i like getting my socks wet dude what the frick when that freaking ostrich doesn't pay his debt i had to interpret for this deaf guy on my flight because the attendant brought his drink wrong and he signed to me tell him how hard can rum and coke be he's a freaking idiot i signed do i have to say that he said he deserves to know the truth teacher if you don't do homework i'll call your parents orphan you will when your mom is shopping for purses but you forgot about the google search bar history creator for the last time the two male leads are not gain or a couple ninety percent of their fandom i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that else in every media elves in skyrim mosquitoes frick you centipedes frick you spiders you're cool wasps and freak you i'm out when a cloud blocks out the sun on a hot day a blessing from the lord me buys a new shirt the underwear i've had for the last 10 years i'm tired boss girls ugg egypt is so hot and boring boys tumblr banning explicit content only fans banning explicit content losing all their users don't let anyone scare you of those four years of uni because those six years will be the best eight years of your life okay if it flashes blue it's a boy and if it flashes pink it's a girl every masterpiece no internet has its cheap copy jurassic park when you figure out the waitress doesn't like you and was just being nice to you because it's a job hey wanna go bathroom with me yes sure why not bro wanna go bathroom with me why you gay if she leaves you for another there is also her mother gandhi all of this is true because it rhymes my boobs when i take off my bra at the end of the day i'm finally free google samsung and microsoft users when they use the pickle emoji for a peen apple users introverts who think they can behave rudely with others because they are introverts introverts who care about others feelings and are good people [Music] if it's the morning and you don't know what time it is crack open a beer in public and someone will fill you in until next time me leaving the library after putting a cookbook in the women's sports section wow what a great game you win and thank you for playing this game [Music] when you want to piss off both sides of the debate perfect restaurant doesn't exist [Music] antivax is trying to think of another excuse not to get vaccinated now that pfizer has full fda approval six-year-old me using a white color pencil to fix the spot i colored wrong i made it worse i made it worse when she was growing up everybody laughed when amy schumer said she wanted to be a comedian nobody is laughing now you can say that again pal the code copied from stack overflow the rest of the code if you were to produce a sound louder than 1100 decibels you would create a black hole and destroy the galaxy babies on airplanes and i took that personally no one emma stone i feel bad and i just don't want to do anything [Music] oh my god i just wasted so much time doing nothing ugh stupid me why didn't i get anything done it's not hard what is wrong with me well now i feel bad and i just don't want to do anything petco employees minding their business fur is trying on dog collars my character after wrapping a bandage around his arm after getting shot in the head [Music] friend is there a game that your parents approved to play me yes call of study infinite pain my 90 year old grandma made me a vest to wear to parties and yes it's amazing another day thanking god for making me an atheist when you're freaking a pregnant girl and something grabs your d disney we care about human rights everyone then say frick the chinese government disney my eight-year-old brother telling me how fun and cool pop it is me who still keeps my fidget spinner from 2017. when your six-year-old cousin teaches you about minecraft do not cite the deep magic to me i was there when it was written damn i need to go shopping you find a new youtuber they have high quality binge-worthy content you finish their backlog in a week they only post once every six months oh yeah bastard taliban after taking over afghanistan it's been a long road and we'd first of all like to thank our sponsors raid shadow legends nordvpn and skillshare the president of afghanistan be like william hobbs don't worry guys i have a plan william hobbs has left the game i can't believe he didn't cry during titanic do men even have feelings one last cs go game before talib and find me [Music] instability in afghanistan as by dense fault no way trump's fault no it's george w bush you forget reagan armed the taliban in the 80s british empire [Music] history channel anything made by an ancient civilization i bet the aliens did this taliban exploring afghanistan like [Music] boomers you kids today and your dumb participation trophies it makes your generation weak also boomers won a war lost a war civil war breaks out in afghanistan far cry 7 developers i wish all youtubers who put time stamps in their videos a very pleasant evening day 19 of no mud november i can now send memes three months into the past sperm when a couple tries to get pregnant for years sperm when to 18 year olds have a one night stand [Music] twitter saying only white people are racist me a black man being racist two white people to prove twitter wrong how society wants men to dress how men actually want to dress ass guys boob guys five guys face guys feet guys the girl that turns you into all five only fans banning shrek shall content like magic is henceforth banned at hogwarts choose your superpower i'll tell you to go frick yourself only fans to prohibit any shrekully explicit conduct and just like that an entire business was gone if you don't know who these frickers are you had a great childhood [Music] old people all asians look the same also old people netflix here a movie about some random teenagers the teenagers boomers men these days are too feminine boomers in the 80s me debunks conspiracy theory with facts and evidence conspiracy theorist that's what they want you to believe everyone blaming by then trump bush reagan meanwhile this mother fricker 400 million years ago my monthly income netflix amazon spotify disney plus dad you will get back problem if you sit on computer for eight hours me that's why i sit on chair instead dad do not cite the deep magic to me beach i was there when it was written me claiming that this has no pronunciation everyone who can understand japanese look at me look at me i'm the orange man now sequels are not that good terminator 2 judgement day the empire strikes back the dark knight kung fu panda 2 spider-man 2 shrek 2 how alcoholics look at drug users signature look of superiority most people would eat a biscuit if offered but if a biscuit was held close to but not touching a d then offered they'd most likely decline what there's an area of space surrounding these that if entered by a biscuit would make it instantly unappealing to humans despite being completely unchanged jess what the frick are you talking about learning english through movies and tv shows british accent american accent iphone 12 pro max is the best phone in the world no samsung galaxy s21 ultra is my phone works and i can look at memes same indian roads tesla's current autopilot i have no idea what 177 013 means but at this point i'm too afraid to ask nobody me when i was eight get ready to jump jump right before plane hits ground lift people who turn the console on by controller people who use the power button people who use the disk eject button phobias he does exactly what i do fetishes but shrek shall you are known for czech republic beautiful architecture beer frick zodiac signs which color is for math [Music] enough about being length it's time for the durability test you know everything right so what kind of mic is this i'm just not really in a good place right now damn the earth zodiac signs which country should us invade next girls i can't believe he didn't cry at the titanic do men even have feelings boys it's been three years me when my mom buys chicken for dinner my cat who got yelled for bringing a dead bird for me yesterday why does venice italy look like patrick needing water parents jumping from i don't understand a sixth grader's homework too i'm a disease expert so i'm a middle east expert in the span of two years parker world war three objects in mirror are closer than their pier actual food fooding commercials people who play the game normally the guy who uses inverted controls guys after they uninstall league of legends i like women now five reported dead after fire at local animal shelter no cats or dogs were killed or injured people there's no way the egyptians built the pyramids it's way too complex meanwhile a guy with a stick frick zodiac signs how do you cleanse your butt in the shower i don't spread the cheeks and let the water run through take the hose and pressure wash the butthole rinse with hands then wash the hands europe dividing africa europe dividing europe perfect restaurant doesn't exist when they say you know too much teachers reporters [Music] sudden urge to kill myself mom would be sad when you are watching tv with family and a shrek scene comes up when your manager tells you don't be giving people extra nuggets but you do anyways because you're taking the system down from the inside who would win the virgin islands chat remember when you could just plug in your headphones and listen to music without hunting down your 200 airpods just to find that they are out of battery pepperidge farm remembers nintendo not selling old games why would people pirate our games me why does my back hurt all the time how i sit daily when you take the last bite of the special edition cereal that won't ever be back a bunch of idiots try to cancel chase from paw patrol because he's a cop nickelodeon doubles down and makes him a focal point in the poor patrol movie why cause frick m that's why guys i think aliens are trying to make contact with me my dad with a flamethrower eight-year-old me after getting stung by a beach ass wasp ha ha yes die trash pedophilia is a sexuality me i need same day delivery for a package delivery guy but it's 11 59 me did i stutter delivery guy when you invite your mom over for dinner and when she shows up it's not ready and you ask her to set the table we are even now beach people who use antidepressants to stop crying people who cry openly me who chug an entire bottle of shampoo because it says no tears when you want to test the speed of your shazi internet but the speed test program will not even load [Music] study harder so that you can create weapons of mass destruction everyone is born cool except of course babies who die before birth asian parents after reading all the grammatical errors in their son's suicide note arguing childbirth is more painful men arguing getting hit in the balls is most painful kidney stones can't skip at this [Music] you see a ghost in your room panic you have a bible and cross in your room calm ghost was a muslim panic government work from home mma fighters a-hole racists me a racist so are you a particle or wave light perhaps my dog you're alive me coming back from school i'm alive what will you eat food ass silica gel my grandma cheering me on during graduation my professor who let me skip my finals for her funeral wait a minute imagine you miss your girl phone call and she pulls this girl throws boyfriend's ps5 off a balcony video goes viral and sparks discussion me typing frick keyboard suggestions giant bugs underwater giant bugs on land me just trying to pee same girls who bullied me at the cafeteria making fun of me he's just so cute how i came to know about overwatch youtuber streamer esports rule 34 my driving instructor when i tell him that i have over 1 000 hours on mario kart let me out let me out if you ever feel like you're crap at your job just remember that richard nixon once got drunk and ordered a nuclear strike on north korea before sobering up and cancelling it women men having it shizzy and society in their own ways straight people when they see a ruler college doesn't start until august 23rd august 23rd is tomorrow apple users fifa players enjoying same product every year the sudden increase in climate change awareness among teens and children suburban dads just trying to keep the electricity bill as low as humanly possible waiter children under the age 8 are free of charge me then i'll have two of the finest children please waiter what most supermodels the side character in a movie me taking one last luck before i leave a party early and unannounced this onion won't make me cry chocolate will run out by 2050 due to climate change chess if it was made by 14 year old white girls on twitter war on drugs war on drugs people hating vegans for forcing their beliefs on others mere vegetarian haha get wrecked skeletor yes ma yes ma skeletor [Music] harry breathes malfoy oh frick you're gonna make me tell my father nerf when you're playing a game and the best equipment doesn't match me and the boys comforting our homie after he got dumped you will love again because time will heal a broken heart but not that beach's window i named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walked five miles today i ran over five miles have faith in fizer vaccine don't forget they make viagra if they can raise the dead they can save the living me just barely making it to the end of the school year without killing myself huh i'll try anything you want to d baby me guys come on in she said it's cool huh [Music] the year is 1917. your train break down in the middle of egypt's countryside thousands of people are surrounding the train they are the locals of shakia making food for all the passengers in a gesture of hospitality your alarm is set for 2 hours and 17 minutes from now when your parents say no fighting but you hear them wrestle every night in their room another day of thanking god for not making me a bts fan democratic republic of congo so when do we get democracy that's a neat part you don't four year olds when a kid much older than them calls them three i'm four ham today we will break up after doing nothing for eight years when the kid that failed art school starts becoming political this evolved into a big freaking problem your delivery will arrive between 10 am and 7 pm me at 1001 am wear package when you start to see the halloween cereals and supermarkets spooktober is approaching another day of thanking god that i'm an atheist people using your people using your people using your people using our puberty i'm gonna give you me muscles bit a big d fat and ass hair when you thought being an adult would be awesome but now you're 31 sitting in your studio apartment calculating how to afford two new shirts and a pair of pants so that was a freaking lie how society thinks predators look like how we actually look like [Music] you find a relatively likable quote a dolph hitler when you get reincarnated as a child of a billionaire but you die from a rare genetic disease me at 3am reading all 264 comments of two strangers arguing online i observe all that transpires here but i do not cannot will not interfere people who have their avatar as profile photo people who have no profile photo people who have a selfie as profile photo my mother's reaction when i'm not married in my mid-twenties earn a good salary and haven't given her any grandchildren pathetic oh an artist wow i wonder what he's drawing is he drawing me like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 27min 45sec (1665 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 24 2021