DANK DOODLE MEMES V616

doodle dog Oh wants you to like the video and subscribe right now when you're playing rock-paper-scissors in the mirror and you actually win any creature dies flies if you ever feel useless just think about Flash's bike when the dentist makes a joke the patient the assistant that's already heard it a million times what the teacher sees when he says run around the field what everyone else sees such a long day at the carnival it's hot and so loud and I don't get paid much but making the kids happy with balloon animals is worth it the tenets of this son baby has a baby we've been alive for too long me being the first of the group to get the driving license gets a car my friends our car when water stuck in the area finally comes out what guys think girls want what girls think guys want what they both want when you carry your cat into your bedroom to cuddle and it runs away 1938 France held World Cup 1939 Australia bushfire 1940 cancellation of Tokyo Olympics 1941 Japan attacked Pearl Harbor 2018 French won World Cup 2019 Australia bushfire 2020 cancellation of Tokyo Olympics 2021 I don't like where this is going today I learned days before Caesar's assassination he said the best way to die would be suddenly and unexpectedly one of the assassins was sitting right next to him assassin all right then my brain before going through airport security what if I accidentally have a gun stress and anxiety for exam me parents you should have studied more the after eating the whole bag of the sugar my drug dealer dad my little brother saying he wants to be a drug dealer the rest of my family freaking out wondering what went wrong when raising him me after convincing him that a pharmacist was called a drug dealer me install 16gb ROM on my PC programs yes we finally have enough memory to function properly Chrome I have never ask a woman her age a man is salary my dog what it has in its frickin mouth stop running away from me and show me right now fricker are you winning dad get the Frick out of my room I'm playing Minecraft me mentions a girl's name my parents through the Frick is she and why haven't we met her my grandparents who the Frick is she and why isn't she pregnant favorite position oh I love tracks owed and me too but I was talking about football I came looking for copper and found gold introverts around people introverts alone introverts online Pearse in the digital veil creepy AI tech can generate photorealistic faces from extremely pixelated images Japan being with my bf is never enough for me I want to live in his balls and be a sperm aid first I nail this roof then I mail the generates like you wanna cross me watching my food heat up in the microwave ma you're up nice and early me after pulling an all-nighter China is manufacturing boycott China caps and t-shirts due to high demand in India ha I wonder who that's for 49 out of 50 a plus Asian parents humans getting quarantined and can't take it anymore animals in zoos first time I'm the dumbest man alive I wear a mask but put it on my chin so it's useless you're clearly done my mom what are you me after telling the waitress I'm 13 even though kids 12 and under eat cheaper an idiot sandwich can you send me a big what did he want something hard flirt it's beautiful I've looked at this for five hours now Caryn's when the store manager asks them what happened Caryn's when the store manager checks the camera footage name a character that went through more pain than her are wait this is why you always befriend a smart kid in class show me your boobs if you hate racism believe it's time you learn about money and the importance of bail delphine Bible a the entire population of Russia is now playing don't starve together me trying to take a nap in the play a random baby mama wah my girl bought some lend Sheree she said she bought it for me but got upset when I put it on I'll never understand women understand calculus in ten minutes excuse me what the frame before you leave the house think of the acronym wowie wallet firm please egg egg baka when you are five-year-old and realize that the heart doesn't look like this those bastards lied to me when the smart kid gets assigned to your group of idiots for a project ik and you know I'm straight sua spaghetti until it gets wet it's hard to argue with her assessment me shall we bring some toys into the bedroom yes please busts out the nerf guns me this one's dedicated to all the people that didn't believe in me when I was getting started never ask a woman her age a man is salary Steve what the frick it updated drug dealers in movies drug dealers in real life Hitler after reaching how hey they're demons it's me yeah boy when you can't eat anymore but you burp a big one and now you can eat a bit more the song has restored my strength stray dog turns up to help preschool children cross road safely every day a stray dog in Georgia affectionately known as kerscher shows up for his job as a lot of pop dog every day without fail helping young children to safely cross the road you are a good dog thank you you may be cool but you will never be Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson meeting at a party in 1981 cool nobody players wearing a dragon head in Minecraft I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move the username you made in middle school is cringy you can't change it me dancing when no one is home my dog no one me in the shower I've convinced our eight-year-old that I hate the sound of the vacuum so now she vacuums whenever she's mad at me hashtag parenting hack yeah this is big brain time eight-year-old me my annoying friend you're not invited to my birthday party ps4 graphics ps5 graphics here's a picture of my cat no one asked for this is absolutely what I asked for thank you task failed successfully when you forget your phone when taking a shoes yes the soap here is made out of Dometic on Belle Delphine pakka mane I have the most simps now I have more simps amethyst what was that pun every ant queen amateurs yeah beyblades are cool but does anyone remember this when mom says the guests are gone never ask a woman her age a man is salary Mojang when the cave update will be released I don't wear a mask for the same reason I don't wear underwear things gotta breathe the ability to speak doesn't make you intelligence history from 1947 to 1991 mine no ours this is dark souls died for the first time ninety one point seven percent of players have this achievement ninety one point seven percent of players doesn't matter how many times I will die I will raise again and kill this boss eight point three percent of players sees first boss I give up quits eirick role my entire chemistry class he is the chosen one ei do you see my beautiful angel son FIFA something I love him so much I never change here he's my biggest moneymaker no one shooter games when I walk over a mo want to know just how big Texas really is this is actually mind blowing I don't get it that's Europe inside of Texas Texas isn't actually that huge is it geography stepsister no you can't bang me you are my brother stepbrother but you are stuck in the washing machine stepsister understandable let's bang you're watching anime you see a character you relate to they have multiple mental health problems they kill themselves too lenticular clouds hovering over Mount Rainer Zelda veterans kinky people when they get sent to hell and get tortured joke's on you I'm into Thatcher's as humanity reached peak intelligence humanity depression is a choice like what the Frick is this SH is above me Scoob fast food chain creates the merit a carrot made of meat just to troll vegans seitan well I just want to say that I'm a huge fan moving your body like a constipated old lady is dancing tic toc errs if those kids could read they'd be very upset me listening to my whole family downstairs talking shiz about me these face swaps are getting out of hand last of us too is so violent and uncomfortable doomed fans it smelled like being here MA you can't just take a picture of Scrabble pieces and expect people to like it me sequels v of players GTA players Elder Scrolls players path life players anxiety disorders now only $45 not to brag but I got mine for free with upsize depression gamers drivers getting angry when things don't go their way me during quarantine my sleep schedule mysteries that cannot be solved yet interior of a black hole anything divided by zero dark matter if Jake can stretch to every size is he increasing decreasing distance between atoms or increasing decreasing amount of atoms in his body a penny saved is a penny saved it's hard to argue with his assessment I think I have extremely mild allergy Toobin Ambus what is of Annenberg benamber oh uh yes banana daddy what did you do during the erosion of our democracy I shared some white-hot memes with a small group of like-minded friends Neil I love you to the moon and back his wife proved it Neil the world we finally have a vaccine for Robert 19 USA I ten year old me getting ready to run away after my mom took my TS I miss the Internet Frick you healthy burgers he'll buy burgers when it's so hot and there's no cold side left to your pillow anymore ancient weapons are so fascinating Japan Egypt China Russia little brothers trying to impress friends behold bigger brother stuff my stuff are you a monster in bed I don't like to brag but flirt The Simpsons announces that it will no longer have white actors voicing non-white characters say yellow people will voice The Simpsons me moves a snail from the curb to the grass the snail when you find out blind people get free dogs the perfect dog doesn't exist hey I want to have some fun what kind of fun well I'm practically naked right now lol good for you you wanna trade Pokemon virginity is cool remain pure do you want to be my friend sorry but I only see you as a boyfriend that's how I wish it happened get your freaking shoes together and act like an adult think you have the wrong number but you're right me about to do the dishes without being told my mom telling me to do the dishes Google gangster cat instead of gangster car not disappointed mop in the morning hurry wake up me okay okay I'm up don't turn on there I'm going shopping do you need anything I'm good thanks make sure you wear a mask come on Noronha virus is fake news oh no I'm sorry it's because you're ugly destruction 100 me makes me about how bad America is right now Americans people in 2035 how did you survive the great pandemic of 2020 me I just kept smoking weed and it kept working suspend me if gay account suspended Twitter suspends accounts that violate the Twitter rules you did it you crazy son of a B you did it teacher what are you laughing about me nothing my brain hippopotamus dear atheists how is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but the dinosaurs didn't social distancing they stayed 65 million years apart no no he's got a point where girls cried where men cried where legends cried 1980s 1991 2003 2007 2009 2018 look how they massacred my girl if animals don't want to be eaten then they shouldn't be made out of food when you tell your parents to close the door and they leave it cracked should I kill myself or kill them people are becoming disabled by choice and calling themselves trans abled attention seekers I'm disabled go why am I still single my standards aren't that high her standards bully kill yourself me well now I'm not doing it twelve-year-old me at my older brother's high school event and some 18 year old girls comment how cute I am being on fire throughout the entire game in overwatch being on fire throughout the entire game in tf2 we now pronounce you mr. and mrs. tender please for the sake of world peace name your first child min please Nintendo Nintendo we will watch your career with great interest apparently some people go to bed and just sleep they don't plot a seven book epic fantasy series or softly broil an existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made and then they wake up checks notes refreshed I just it sounds a bit fake my baby treats me so good until it's a full moon the youngest siblings on Halloween you think you can steal from us and just walk away the oldest child yeah excellent reasons to give pets boring human names one to see how long it takes co-workers to realize you're talking about a pet and not a significant other Dave and I were watching a movie in bed the other night one be or about a kid Mariah is not allowed to eat raisins she's allergic to you can use them as an excuse Taylor hates it when I get home late three eventually you get to say things like Jennifer got stuck between the wool and the refrigerator again my mom the console I wanted for Christmas you have to share with your brother your brain tricks you into seeing yourself five times more attractive than you actually are me thinking I'm ugly my Dee accidentally touches the toilet bowl in a public restroom my brain in terms of AIDS we have AIDS water sausage Germany has declared you a terror when you're the last one to get picked up and so you get the worst seat college smart students who can code guys who can throw ball taking a break that's okay just remember where we are keeping your family school commercials be like bully hits kid hit stop it bully why KITT because I said so fully understandable have a nice day the Guinness raelia steals 18 beers from campus get drunk fights cow here's a chosen one he will bring balance I'll have a romantic comedy but they hate each other how original but somehow they work it out and don't forget some gay characters daring today aren't we I hate my mother she always praises my brother but abuses me doesn't matter she is your mother but you are a very bad son to talk about your mother like that my D was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian kicked me out they had us in the first half not gonna lie when you have enough percentage to lay on the other side of the bed how lucky can you get incredible story of how man survives being hit by lightning twice in remarkable CCTV footage got it's even funnier the second time Satan vaccinate your freakin kids thanks Satan what was your favorite part of today I liked that part too where do you train in the library yeah this is big brain time whoever made this didn't miss or owner fear of or owner March June the earth is Phi at every girlfriend ever I should warn you I'm an animal in bed Pet me and bring me food protagonist gets beaten up and is about to lose upbeat music starts playing in the background protagonist the song has restored my strengths like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous dankmemes videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 1,637,701

Rating: 4.950757 out of 5

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Id: eMoEImmA_zo

Length: 20min 45sec (1245 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 28 2020