DANK DOODLE MEMES V829

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the light turns green but you're behind so many cars that it turns red again by the time you reach it [Music] bullied kid defends himself for the first time schools wouldn't that make you extremely aggressive my grandparents when the tv suddenly stops working casually approach child when the glass is filled to the brim so you have to do this shiz before picking it up your village is being raided by ching chan well frank if you were in a car accident would you know what to do if you were in a car would you know what accident to do me starts thinking of breathing my brain manuel two weeks lockdown hello there feeny yes and ferb summer finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary girls i can't believe he didn't cry at the titanic do men even have feelings boys my battery is low and it's getting dark whole learning method there are no students who can't learn there are teachers who can't teach some students when you hear your mom on the phone with someone and she mentions your name everybody else it's so nice to go out during spring seeing the flowers bloom people with pollen maybe if we start telling people the brain is a nap they'll start using it silence boomer satisfy your valentine with a foot long best i can do is three inches we can skip school it's not like anything is going to happen the day you skip school what people looked at while going to the bathroom before cell phones were invented [Applause] the first immortals have already been born cambridge scientist claims well of course i know him he's me me i'm scared of old vine references therapist what are those me blow my mind ham sonic the hedgehog is blue because of the doppler effect why drive eight minutes when i can spend an extra forty three dollars to have the food delivered to my doorstep don't do it my jude you have so much to live for exams are coming parry the platypus takes hat off dr doofenshmirtz who the frick are you identify yourself number who the frick just said perspectives satan i have a soul to offer me dies crush at funeral i wish i could have just confessed he never picked up my hints me who thought she was just being nice to everyone when it's your first day at work and you have no idea what you're doing me and my cousin watching revenge of the sith my cousin is that obi-wan kenobi from lego star was the complete saga me it is acceptable every zodiac sign has a signature hairstyle people with cancer if you are not subscribed to amazon prime video disney plus hbo max hulo and netflix how can you still watch their shows me the secret ingredient is crime yeah shrek's is cool but have you ever had a dorito like this me liking a meme a friend posted after ignoring their calls and text messages for over a month my friend once messaged me and said when you sit on a toilet you're connecting your butthole to a city-wide network of connected buttholes how do i unthink this it's true but he shouldn't say it maths are easy number plus number equals number exponents and square roots arrives there is now more letters than numbers the letters are now not even from your alphabet dad why the freak you crying so damn loud nasa says goodbye to opportunity rover boomers kids nowadays only want shreks also boomers game stealth is optional my friend kaboom me yes riko kaboom nobody all my blood 6 to 11 am to the pp take your age and add 5 to it that's your age in 5 years doctor i think i have internal bleeding that's where the blood is supposed to be here's your bill you choose the fastest water droplet it suddenly slows down and almost loses it eats another droplet and wins the race you wake up there's snow falling it's probably a snow day it's virtual learning so you still have school americans our great nation has no official language also americans when someone speaks spanish in public wouldn't that make you terrorist people run from rainbow sit in bathtubs full of water charles bukowski while bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed judy head oh isn't it funny that a person will eat when they are hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face my phone emergency alert in your area me with a vpn gordon ramsay's nine months old son has already started swearing you are a man now simba how schools think we'll get a job two plus two equals mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell you're hired job nobody of it every 20 seconds this isn't even my final form me finally waking up from a nightmare actually just waking up into another nightmare me finally waking up early enough to make it to work on time diarrhea can't find my keys gas tank nt more diarrhea you act like a baby hey i don't act like a baby where have you gone show yourself coward when your friend borrows your pencil no no give me that you have the little one giving more work to a student isn't gonna make them complete their previous work teachers when you put a fake date on an assignment to make it look like you started it on time me grows a quarter inch grandma who the frick are you identify yourself lover pandas sit alone when they are sad maybe i'm a panda guy claims cereal with water is better how to slap someone through the internet see that did you see it you'll never have this bond never yeah don't worry about this guy he just points at people who don't have a date for valentine's day girls guys never get our hits their hints despicable dodge viper daffy duck internet security experts hacking and breaching sites and users christian game real christian game an espresso americano or something i don't know i don't work at starbucks me after disliking my teachers youtube video no one wish me i don't think any customers will come in this weather the customers davinci this is brilliant mom but i like this normal people invest rich people if you want to make money you should invest it just like we do criminal stop how it looked how it felt suicidal people when they reach chernobyl inhales dies out of all history's monsters you are by far the most evil thing i have ever encountered fake x on mobile game ads reject monkey return to whatever the frick this is americans celebrating their birthdays me and the boys walking into the school knowing we played c.o.d all night instead of preparing for the exam pedo tries to kidnap me the crackhead who squats in my front yard you will not take my son from me teacher zoom breakout rooms are critically important for online learning zoom breakout rooms the perfect game can't exist the perfect game moscow life simulator boomers today's young people think of nothing but shreks also boomers i bite hot peppers for every bad scene in sonic the hedgehog trailer earth just lost her best defender me plays a song little sister hey that's from tick tock they stole that from take i'll get you and it will look like a bloody accident me wondering why my dad stopped laughing at my impression of my mom [Music] cuts down a birch tree in minecraft the rest of the trees my science teacher please stop drinking hydrochloric acid it's very dangerous me on my fifth glass of spicy water no i'm gonna ask you one last time who the frick said purpose per species suicide is gen z's second leading cause of death and it's a worse epidemic than anything millennials faced at that age the broken education system i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that people thanking god for saving them got the doctor who saved them you're asking a pretty high salary for someone with no experience well this job is going to be super hard since i don't know what i'm doing architect how many pps do you have zero nine percent one sixty percent two thirty one percent prepare for trouble and make it double idiots vaccines will give you autism people with autism who are some of the nicest people i've ever met and i took that personally me during the day i'm so tired i'm gonna go to bed early tonight and get a full eight hours of sleep me at 3am the drivers who have seen final destination me listening to music and imagining epic action scenes with characters i created [Music] when other depression seasonal depression and regular depression all hit at the same time serious chefs meanwhile babish [Music] me titties me puts on my favorite pair of socks my pinky toe bonjour sodium normally i'm a highly reactive and dangerous metal sodium with chlorine and metoo food please you would physics textbooks assume that a penguin is a circular cylinder physics students told my kid if they beat this i'd buy them a ps5 you can always forget an x but you can never forget hermbay game auto saves me the save button two week lockdown government plus two gasoline retail prices three dollars and sixty cents per gallon you need to drive to somewhere far away it is cheaper to buy arcane and run all the way there someone threw up in the toilet what i hate you hashtag canceled disney plus trending with holocaust 15 year old girl uploads a photo to instagram the mirror in the background disney movies the original german fairy tale version me telling my mom how my day was at school my mom who received a text from the school saying i didn't go when you go to the kitchen in the middle of the night to drink some water see this and almost have a heart attack and she's yourself how others clean apples how i do it me tells the truth also me smiles for no reason mom horton hears a beach ass liar me who finished all available side quests and did a bunch of farming the first boss when your girlfriend tries to hug you before marriage science says your dog isn't really that special science can catch these hands me trying to make my crush fall in love with me by staring at their photos instead of interacting with them [Music] me overthinking about how i'm overthinking hey you going to sleep yes now shut up you kind of have 2p but not really girls making out with each other in public society i'll allow it bro high fives a bro society wouldn't that make you gay like the video and subscribe right now and watch my 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Id: 6L8Aw191QUM

Length: 17min 59sec (1079 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 16 2021