The Wrong Sketch

>>HEY HONEY. I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE DINNER TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE YOUR BAND GETTING ITS FIRST OFFICIAL GROUPIE. >>WHO? >>ME. >>OH! THAT’S SO SWEET! BUT I THOUGHT YOU DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO COOK. >>I DON’T. THEY’RE DINOSAUR NUGGETS. >>COOL. LOOK AT THAT. UM, HONEY, BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED. THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO CONFESS. >>WHAT? >>YOU WILL CONFESS EVENTUALLY. TELL HIM WHITNEY. TELL HIM YOUR DARK SECRET. ONLY A FOOL WOULD TRUST A-- >>JAMES. THIS IS THE WRONG SKETCH. >>WHAT? >>THIS ISN’T THE DETECTIVE SKETCH. THAT’S NEXT WEEK. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. >>BUT YOU SAID THE LINE. “I WILL NEVER CONFESS!” >>NO I DIDN’T. >>OH. OKAY. >>[CLEARING THROAT] UM, THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO CONFESS. >>WHAT? >>WE’RE KICKING YOU OUT OF THE FAN CLUB. >>WHAT? BUT I’M THE ONLY FAN. >>WELL YOU’RE NOT A HIPSTER. >>I’M NOT? >>NO. >>BETTER TO BE THOUGHT MAINSTREAM AND REMAIN SILENT, THAN TO SPEAK OUT AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT. >>JAMES! >>WHAT? I THOUGHT THIS WAS OUR HIPSTER PARODY OF THE LINCOLN FILM. >>WE DON’T HAVE A SKETCH THAT MATCHES THAT DESCRIPTION JAMES. >>OW. >>OH. >>YEAH, AND THAT QUOTE WAS FROM MARK TWAIN NOT LINCOLN. >>OH. >>NO JAMES WE DON’T HAVE A MARK TWAIN SKETCH EITHER. >>YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. I CAN TELL WHEN I’M NOT WANTED. >>I’M NOT SURE YOU CAN. >>I’M JUST GOING TO GO BACK STAGE AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT. >>OKAY. [SIGH] >>YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT? HOW ABOUT SOME BISQUE. >>JASON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT’S NOT EVEN YOUR CHARACTER. >>WHA-- HOW DARE YOU! >>OH. JAMES! I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. >>YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY RUINING THIS SKETCH. >>DID SOMEONE SAY LITERALLY? >>NO. NO. WE SAID SERIOUSLY. >>OH. >>NATALIE, YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WRONG GENDER TO PLAY CAPTAIN LITERALLY. OKAY? WHAT? OH! >>WHERE’S THE BATHROOM? [GROAN] >>STEVEN. WE’VE JUST BEEN OVER THIS. YOU CAN’T BE LADY SHADOW. YOU ARE A MAN AND SHE IS A VERY PREGNANT WOMEN. >>[SIGH] YOU’RE RIGHT. THIS IS AWKWARD. >>AWKWARD? [MANLY GROANING] HOW DO YOU LIKE IT JASON? >>AH. MY EMOTIONS ARE EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW. >>IT’S SO IS THE DEFENSIVE LINEMEN, BUT STAND FIRM AND HOLD YOUR BACKS UP, ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A HUNCH THAT WE’RE GOING-- >>MAL, MAL. WE CUT THE HUNCHBACK OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME SKETCH. REALLY BAD IDEA. >>DANG IT. LADY SHADOW! >>WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? DID ANY ONE BOTHER TO READ THE SCRIPT FOR THIS SKETCH? I MEAN NONE OF YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE. YOU PEOPLE HAVE KILLED THE FUNNY OF THIS SKETCH IS BURNING BEFORE OUR EYES. NOT LITERALLY. >>SORRY I GOT EXCITED. >>YEAH. >>OKAY, NO ONE DRESSED UP LIKE ANNE? >>WELL... >>YOU KNOW... >>I WOULD RATHER DIE. [KNOCK ON THE DOOR] >>JEREMY. FINALLY SOMEONE WHO’S ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS SKETCH. >>GOOD EVENING MATTHEW. >>SORRY, HE INSISTED. >>WHERE’S SPENCER? >>THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST WAY TO START THE SEASON. >>BALANCE RESTORED.

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Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), sketch, comedy, sketch comedy, funny, fun, BYU, Brigham Young University (Organization), college, humor, college humor, DC, Divine Comedy, Key and Peele, funny or die, Comedian, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray, Jeremy Warner, Whitney Call

Id: mO5-uI1QZg8

Length: 4min 45sec (285 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 07 2013