The Least Known Greek God

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>>THOUGH LONG FORGOTTEN, NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO THE MAJESTY, WISDOM, AND INTRIGUE OF THE GODS OF THE ANCIENT GREEK PANTHEON. >>I AM ZEUS. GOD OF THE SKY, THE WEATHER, AND FATE. COME TO ME ALL THOSE WHO QUESTION THEIR DESTINY. >>I AM APHRODITE. GODDESS OF LOVE, PASSION, AND BEAUTY. I WILL FIND LOVE FOR THE LOVELESS. >>I AM POSEIDON. GOD OF THE RIVERS, SEAS, AND EARTH QUAKES. BEWARE THE ELEMENTS. >>I AM ARTEMIS. GODDESS OF WILD ANIMALS, DISEASE, AND CHILDREN. COME TO ME FOR ALL ANIMAL ATTACKS, DISEASE ATTACKS, AND CHILD ATTACKS. >>I AM DEMETER. GODDESS OF AGRICULTURE. FARM, AND I WILL BE THERE. >>I AM MASTOS. GOD OF SENSIBLE SPENDING. NO ONE HAS LISTENED TO ME FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS. >>I'M BARBATRONUS. GOD OF AGING. YOU WILL AGE WHETHER I DO ANYTHING OR NOT. >>I AM MINOSCURUS. GOD OF THE KIND OF GRASS THAT COWS EAT. COME TO ME IF YOU'RE A COW. >>I AM IMBECILIA. GODDESS OF STUPIDITY. COME TO ME WITH YOUR BAD DECISIONS AND I WILL MAKE THEM MORE STUPIDER-ERLY. HEH. >>I AM KILGERBON. GOD OF ALL REAL AND ANIMATED CATS. I WILL ONE DAY RULE THE EARTH! >>I AM RANTHALEON. GOD OF ROBERT DOWNEY JR. YOU'RE WELCOME. >>I AM FINNESIA. GODDESS OF NICHOLAS CAGE. I AM WAY SORRY. >>I AM JARUBADINKA. GODDESS OF RIDICULOUS NAMES. ALL BABIES BORN IN 2014, COME TO ME A TEN YEARS WHEN YOU'RE BEING RELENTLESSLY TEASED. >>I AM GRETTERGORN. I LIKE SPORTS. WAIT, WHAT ARE WE DOING? >>I AM GOBARIUM. GOD OF SAYING, "GO BURY 'EM," WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHAT TO DO WITH CORPSES. >>I AM DESDONIA. GOD OF THE WALK-MAN AND MINI-DISC PLAYER. I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED. >>I AM CANTUS-SHEPANTUS. GOD OF UNFINISHED-- WAS THAT A BIRD? >>I AM HEMALORUS. GOD OF RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPER. FEAR ME. >>I AM MORGAN FREEMAN. GOD OF NARRATION. AND WE ARE THE GODS OF THE ANCIENT GREEK PANTHEON.

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Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), Greek Mythology (Fictional Universe), Greek Gods, Zeus (Greek Deity), Aphrodite (Greek Deity), Poseidon (Greek Deity), Artemis (Greek Deity), Demeter (Greek Deity), comedy, spoof, humor, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre), Parody, Funny, Family Tree Of The Greek Gods, Matt Meese, Whitney Call, Mallory Everton, Jason Gray

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Length: 3min 30sec (210 seconds)

Published: Mon May 19 2014