Diving Finals

>>WELCOME BACK TO THE FIVE METER DIVING NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. OUR FINALISTS<em> ARE BRYAN LANCE AND JASON GRAY. SHANNON, WHAT WILL THE JUDGES BE LOOKING</em> <em>FOR? >>PERFECTION MATT.</em> <em>WHEN YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR, EVERY MISTAKE WILL BE</em> <em>PENALIZED BY THE JUDGES. >>BRYAN IS GOING FIRST. <em>YOU CAN SEE THE MAGNITUDE OF THIS MOMENT WEIGHING ON HIM. <em>BRIAN AND HIS COACH HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS <em>DIVE FOR A LONG TIME. I BELIEVE THE TWO OF THEM HAVE BEEN TOGETHER <em>SINCE BRIAN WAS SIX. >>UH, YES, BEFORE THAT BRIAN HAD A CHILDHOOD. [SPLASH]<em> WELL IT'S CERTAINLY WASN'T PERFECT, BUT NOT A TERRIBLE <em>WAY TO START. YOU SEE HE DOES A GOOD ATTEMPT AT A FRONT ARM <em>STAND SOMERSAULT, BUT HE DIDN'T HOLD HIS <em>ARM STAND AS LONG AS HE SHOULD HAVE. AND NOT TO MENTION HE SPLASHED ABOUT FIVE <em>DROPS OF WATER, THERE CRAIG, NOT GOING TO CUT IT. <em>>>AS EXPECTED THE JUDGES WERE NOT IMPRESSED. *DECENT, BUT IS IT GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN? <em>>>AND HERE GOES JASON GRAY. *NOT THE FAVORITE BUT DEFINITELY A STRONG <em>CHALLENGER. OH AND THERE GOES THE TOWEL. <em>HE'S USED IT AS A GRENADE.</em> [SPLASH] >> <em>THAT WAS AMAZING. <em>>>THAT WAS LIKE WATCHING AN ANGEL GLIDE INTO A POOL OF COOL WHIP. [CHEERS] <em>>>FANTASTIC SCORES CRAIG. >>BRYAN SEEMS TO BE CONFUSED WITH HOW HE'S <em>GOING TO COMPETE WITH THE FLAWLESSNESS THAT IS JASON GRAY. <em>>>WELL THERE ARE STILL FIVE DIVES TO GO THERE, CRAIG. ♪♪ [SPLASH] <em>>>BRIAN'S BACKWARD ROTATION, I'VE SEEN BETTER. <em>>>JASON GRAY ATTEMPTING THE CANNON BALL.</em> [SPLASH] <em>I HAVE NEVER SEEN BETTER! [CHEERS] [SPLASH] <em>>>A LOT OF FLIPS. <em>A LOT OF FLIPS. >>NOT ONE FOR VARIETY THERE. <em>>>NO. OH, THE FLOATY! <em>I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT USED SINCE '86. >>PERFECT CALL BACK. <em>>HM. >>[SIGH] >>OH THE PIRATE <eM>WALKING THE PLANK! >>BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES, THIS HOWEVER BRINGS <em>YAWNS TO MY MOUTH. >>INDEED. <em>WHAT DOES HE HAVE THIS TIME? >>OH-OH! <em>HE'S ATTEMPTING THE WRIGGLE. >>OH WE ARE ALL WITNESSES! [CHEERS] <em>FLAWLESS ENTRY. WELL THIS LAST DIVE IS JUST A FORMALITY FOR <em>JASON GRAY. HE IS SO FAR AHEAD IN POINTS HE CAN LITERALLY <em>DO NO WRONG. >>UNLESS HE TRIES A BACK ONE AND A HALF <em>SOMERSAULT HALF TWIST LIKE THAT FOOL BRYAN LANCE. [LAUGHTER] >>GOOD POINT, BUT IS ANYONE THAT STUPID? >>OH, UH- SORRY TO CUT YOU OFF CRAIG, BUT WE HAVE JUST HEARD <em>THAT JASON GRAY IS <em>GOING TO ATTEMPT THE BELLY FLOP. <em>>>FROM THAT HEIGHT? THAT'S SUICIDE. >>YES IT IS. <em>BUT IF HE PULLS IT OFF, HIS COLLEGIATE LEGACY <em>WILL BE COMPLETE. >>I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WATCH THIS SHANNON. <em>>>YOU HAVE TO CRAIG. YOU'RE COMMENTATING. <em>>>OH YEAH. >>HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOING THROUGH WITH IT. <em>>>SHAKING IT OFF. <em>OH, PERFECT APPROACH. THE CROWD HOLDS THEIR BREATH. [SPLASH] <em>>>IS HE ALIVE? >>THE BELLY FLOP. THE MOST RESPECTED <em>AND FEARED DIVE OF ALL TIME. <em>HAS TAKEN A NATIONAL TREASURE. <em>>>WAIT. WAIT! I SEE HIM MOVING! <em>HE'S ALIVE! MICHAEL PHELPS MOVE OVER, THERE IS A NEW KING OF THE POOL! [CHEERING] <em>>>OH MY BOTOX IS <em>ALMOST LETTING ME CRY! [LAUGHTER]<em> >>THERE HE IS, JASON GRAY <em>THE NEW NCAA FIVE METER DIVING CHAMPION! STAY TUNED FOR WOMEN'S BOWLING.

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Length: 4min 3sec (243 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 18 2013