>>ALL RIGHT, YOU ALL KNOW THE DRILL.
LAST NIGHT WE GOT A TIP THAT A CRAZED MAD MAN HAS PLANS
TO DESTROY THE WORLD. WE'VE ROUNDED UP THE ONLY
CRIMINALS WHO COULD RESPONSIBLE; DARTH VADER, VOLDEMORT, BANE,
AND OF COURSE MAHATMA GHANDI. >>YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.
>>SAVE IT GHANDI. NOW WE'RE FITTING YOU ALL WITH
OUR MOST ADVANCED MIND READING TECHNOLOGY.
WHENEVER I ASK YOU A QUESTION, THESE CAPS ARE GOING TO ANSWER FOR YOU. >>BUT I AM INNOCENT.
>>WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO OVER OUR
CULPRIT'S PROFILE. THE VILLAIN PROBABLY HAS A BAND OF LOYAL FOLLOWERS
WHO OBEY HIS EVERY WORD. [DING] [DING]
[DING] [DING] >>A MATCH ON ALL FOUR SIR.
>>GOOD. >>YES, BUT MY FOLLOWERS ARE ALL PACIFISTS.
>>A LIKELY STORY. THE VILLAIN PROBABLY DOESN'T GO BY HIS GIVEN NAME. [DING] [DING]
[DING] [DING] >>ANOTHER MATCH.
>>WELL NO ONE'S GOING TO BE AFRAID OF THE DARK LORD TOM.
>>YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. >>YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY ANTONIO?
>>[LAUGHTER] >>OH, LOOK WHO'S TALKING ANAKIN, OR SHOULD I SAY, LITTLE ANI.
[LAUGHTER] >>ALL RIGHT, THE VILLAIN PROBABLY HAS A DARK CATCH PHRASE,
SUCH AS, "I AM YOUR FATHER"-- [DING] "COME TO DIE."
[DING] "I WAS RAISED BY DARKNESS" [DING] OR AN "EYE FOR AN EYE
MAKES THE WORLD BLIND." [DING] WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>IT IS A PROVERB, NOT AN EVIL SAYING. >>OH, BUT IT GETS BETTER.
THE VILLAIN IS PROBABLY BALD. [DING] [DING]
[DING] [DING] >>WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
>>NO, HE'S RIGHT. THE INSECURITY MAKES YOU EVIL.
>>THIS MASK DOES NOTHING. IT MERELY DRAWS THE EYE AWAY FROM MY SHINY
DOME OF SHAME. >>THE VILLAIN IS PROBABLY BEEN TO PRISON.
[DING] >>I WAS PROTESTING UNJUST LAWS. AND BESIDES, WHAT ABOUT BANE?
>>I WAS BORN THERE CONVICT. >>THE VILLAIN HAS PROBABLY OVERTHROWN A GOVERNMENT--
[DING] [DING] [DING] [DING]
AND HIS NEW REGIME MAY STILL BE IN POWER. [DING] >>WHAT?
HOW? >>CAN YOUR HENCHMEN ACTUALLY FIGHT,
BECAUSE MY CLONES ARE TOTAL PANSIES. >>VADER, I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES,
CLONE DARTH MAL, BUT NO. >>REALLY?
WELL DIDN'T I SAY WATCH OUT! SNAPE IS IN LOVE WITH YOUR ENEMY'S DEAD MOM. >>VADER, YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR ENEMY'S DEAD MOM. >>TOUCHÉ.
WELL PLAYED. >>ALL RIGHT, SOMEBODY TALK!
THE GUILT MUST BE KILLING YOU! >>OH SURE, WE ALL CRY OURSELVES
TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. [LAUGHTER] [DING]
>>STILL NOT OVER PADMÉ. >>LOOK, WE KNOW IT'S ONE OF YOU.
THE VILLAIN HAS A SUPER WEAPON THAT CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.
[DING] >>YOU THINK THAT I AM THE ONE WITH THE WEAPON?
LOOK AT WHAT I AM WEARING. WHERE WOULD I HIDE IT?
>>WELL WHO ELSE COULD IT BE? THE DEATH STAR BLEW UP, THE ELDER WAND BROKE,
AND THAT AL GHUL GIRL DIDN'T DETONATE THE BOMB IN TIME.
>>WELL WE CAN'T HAVE TWO OF BATMAN'S GIRLFRIENDS BLOW UP.
AM I RIGHT? TOO SOON?
>>TOO SOON. >>I FELT IT AS I WAS SAYING IT.
>>WE KNOW IT'S YOU MAHATMA! WE KNOW THAT YOUR WEAPON IS CALLED, "NON-VIOLENCE". >>NUN-VIOLENCE?
>>WHO ATTACKS NUNS SICKO? >>NON-VIOLENCE, IT MEANS NOT VIOLENT.
>>SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE GANDHI. SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE.
YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME. [CELL PHONE RING] >>I TOLD YOU TURN THAT OFF--
>>SORRY. HELLO?
OH YEAH. THE INDIAN PARLIAMENT IS LOOKING FOR THEIR
SPIRITUAL LEADER. SMALL, SKINNY, INCREDIBLY WISE.
>>I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS. >>OH, YES.
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT.
ANTONIO, ANI.
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