Content Court: Jared Leto

two all right for the honorable judge ethan klein this episode is brought to you by fight camp and expressvpn thank you uh appreciate that how are you doing today bailiff i haven't seen you in a minute all right on the show you may be seated by the way thank you previously i know i forgot to say that oh thank you garth garth is here in the uh jury today he's ready to hear us talk today my friends we have um someone of great concern to the court goes by the name of jared leto the man is is a clearly kind of a douche he's a cult leader and i think he's kind of a bad actor well that well hold on hold on that's not that's what a b thinks i'm just here to check yeah [Music] i got to take myself off the bench i am biased i have no preconception of jared leto except what um the case before us here today that a b will present um he's an actor of great renown actually one like he won an oscar or emmy or what did he win what's the deal with that what i mean he put a lot into that role he's a method actor he lost a bunch of weight he put a lot into he does put a lot into his roles he does okay well we'll discover that well congratulations to dallas on the dallas buyers club there buddy appreciate you on that jared leto folks are p are there jared leto stands they're going to come for us oh yeah really well as we'll see i mean the man has a cold let's [ __ ] go dude am i gonna be unsafe as a result of this uh video i can't wait to show you my toys sorry jared but you didn't method act that line out enough because that sounded really bad all right do we have any opening lines you want me to read this jared leto is an actor singer songwriter oh yeah he's a band member too he's in the lead singer of the band 30 seconds to mars he's also been in roles such as dallas byler buyer's club which you want to oscar for and suicide squad which he was universally uh lampooned for people say he's the worst joker of all time not my words i mean that's his laugh you know what i mean that was like a seagull or something so he's being charged with being detached from reality being a narcissist and starting a cult alrighty let's get started opening statements a b would you like to uh open for us thank you yes thank you your honor yeah i think jared is just a unique case because he is undeniably a really good looking guy and he does have some talent and i think hold on can we debate that i mean uh is that up for debate undeniably yeah i mean i mean look at the guy dude i got a little lost in the research on him look at this beautiful man interesting okay well i guess we're we're i guess we've deter maybe has determined that we all not debate the merits of his good looks he's like beyond the reasonable doubt he's good looking apparently i think that's true okay he doesn't age but yeah and uh i think he's just gonna get normal human interaction uh as he started to rise in uh success and fame and so he kind of got a little disconnected with reality so today i hope to take a deeper dive into his psych and see if he's gone off the deep end all righty looking forward to that ian what do you think about jared leto what would you like to say you're wearing a mask that's very thoughtful of you today ian what's up what's good wait a-i-e do you even believe in kovid i've heard there was someone running around here that might have had some sort of illness and i mean computers don't do very well with viruses that's true good point yeah if people may not know but the real ian actually has kovid currently but you're not the real ian so you're fine yeah but you know you never know what it might do to an android sure you know we'll call it freaking friggin uh 2077. am i right no you're right so do you have any thoughts on a jared leto look look what he said pretentious actor name me one that isn't um anything else you know he's got some bangers he's got some slamming movies and also answering this have you ever met a jared you didn't like jared fogle jared kushner jared i mean fogle you can't debate kushner some people like krishna but the subway guy that's a rhetorical [Music] well then i would say jared let's go [Laughter] all right this chord is now in session boys let's go let's open it up part one detach from reality what's with the bloody shot what's the background here um well i think this is from a movie where he played a vampire i hope so at least let's see so the first exhibit here an interview with zane lowe will smith said he's never spoke with jared leto because he was always in character after six months of working together will said he has yet to meet jared you know i find these kind of method acts are just a little bit [ __ ] much especially when you're not even that good of an actor sorry it was it was it was uh this was for what was the name of it the suicide squad which was like everybody kind of agreed with the worst movies like what's the rating on suicide squad could you pull that up for me real quick dan yeah suicide squad yeah it looks ridiculous oh man that thing is insane yeah i mean jared's a buddy i mean we know what joe is like as a person maybe you don't maybe you only know the joke about this i've never actually met jared leto right so we worked together for six months and we've never exchanged a word outside of action and cut we've never said hello we've never said good day i've only ever spoken to him as deadshot and him as the joker i literally have not met him yet so he's complaining that it's almost not even a method acting thing it just seems like he was like just bouncing as soon as the scene was over like why wouldn't you say hi to your co-star that's odd it's a little bit just douchey yeah just douchey also will smith's kind of a big deal like you think you would want to say hi to will smith i wonder if method acting like i do wonder what real professional actors think about method acting because i feel like there's like a point where it just becomes kind of cheap in a way and almost like overcompensating i forget who said this it was a famous actor someone was asking him and he says he goes it's he goes you just you act you don't have to [ __ ] pretend to be in character for six months you just that's the profession you just act you know what i mean and also it's like what good did it do you the guy thought he was going to win an oscar or some [ __ ] for [ __ ] joker but he ruined the he like made the joker like the lamest character for a year but i mean dude you got to say hi to will smith i mean that's just and also you got to tell will smith was a little annoyed otherwise he wouldn't be talking about it like that i get the vibe that he was yeah he's like dude come on it's not that serious it's suicide squad bro it's not like daniel day-lewis [ __ ] playing abraham lincoln dumb ass douche he don't want me man all right interesting jared sent margot robbie a dead rat on set of suicide squad okay he's in his character so he's on the door and uh this guy walks in this you know tough looking guy walks in he says i got a message from mr jay and i was like yo man the [ __ ] security [Laughter] like some dude just walked into rehearsal right and he puts a box down on the table in front of margot and he says that's a gift from mr j and honor your relationship right and i was like oh mr j oh mr jay okay okay so marco you know starts to open the box and you know there was a note and it was like from the joker and i say oh okay that's cool that that's funny jared is like taking it real serious i don't think i think it's pretty easy to tell that will doesn't respect him and margot opened the box and there was a live rat in the box wait i thought it was a dead rat that oh okay is it alive or is it dead there are conflicting reports clearly reports at a later point he completely um said that he didn't send them anything oh yeah the story kept changing so that's the like can i just say that like how dumb that is i mean the joker like okay let's assume the joker's real here's a rat in a box epic yeah okay dude cool you're in character now [Applause] you believe that laugh all right so okay whatever he's he's doing his thing okay viola davis said that jared sent her a dead pig who is was she also in suicide squad yes yeah okay so was the pig that or alive well let's find out i'll find out you're in the joker he did some bad things jared leto did he gain some really horrific gifts he had a henchman who would come into the rehearsal room and the henchman came in with a dead pig and plopped it on the table and then he walked out and that was our introduction into jared leto now i'm terrified just as a person thinking is he crazy but the second part was oh [ __ ] i gotta have my stuff together you talk about commitment and then he sends margot robbie a black rat it was still alive in a box she screamed and then she kept it what advice would you give to a 10 year old girl i say it to my dog oh not nothing bro that's my advice to a 10 year old girl all right i mean dude again he's trying i don't know okay so you put a pig on the table and then what they need to clean it up he's the joker bro it's not his fault problem so apparently he said again again will smith i don't think he [ __ ] around with this kind of [ __ ] jed leno sent him anal beads and a used condom and this is will smith who's like i have not even talked to this dude and he's sending me anal beats like bro you got to say hi before you send me anal b's why why anal bits what is that supposed to mean exactly will smith is probably like bro i didn't play with that [ __ ] let's see what he said now how about the gifts you gave everyone rats bullets a hog where did that come from don't forget the anal beads where did you send anal beads to the used condoms do not uh yeah used by who because i'm pretty sure that's not that funny used by who that's not funny at all like that's kind of actually kind of a real assault like sexual crime to send someone you know and i think will was like trying to be like yo this shit's so [ __ ] up i'm not gonna mention the anal beads but he's like oh i gotta talk about the anabis will smith let's see what he has to say about it now house pretty much use condoms do not uh yeah um i mean it was it was a step back you can't just say use condoms and we're just gonna like forget it i know it's a family show but we don't worry we can educate people here at least they were used what did you send used condoms to oh everybody maybe they didn't want to tell you but yeah i mean i did a lot of things to to create a dynamic to create an element of surprise of spontaneity and uh and to really break down any kind of walls that may be there i mean the joker is somebody who doesn't really respect things like personal space or boundaries yeah we we got god jared said we can't just keep his objective was not he says i was trying to tear down walls yeah and there's anything he's a [ __ ] weirdo not the joker that would only cause more walls i'm an actor i i can pretend to be scared or uneasy around you on film right you don't have to make my time on set you don't need to actually threaten my life for me to be scared send people bullets and [ __ ] it's like dude we're all actors just die for me with your name you get a used condom what do you say what do you think you know you say jared has gone full joker jared he went he went full joker you know and the rule generally yeah zach where's this where's the world's smackdown but it's what the [ __ ] seriously i'm sorry like how often do we actually get to listen to will smith come on bro hit me with it full joker but but he went oh why don't you go full joke you never go back really he really set the tone you know he wasn't he wasn't playing with it he was dead seriously after he was going in and he was 100 going into this character and he really jarred the rest of us into okay okay he's not fooling whatever he did didn't work because that movie was [ __ ] horrible did you get the ratings yeah it's got a 40 on metacritic yeah what about imdb what about uh it had a 6 out of 10. that's not as bad as i thought on imdb it has this what about rotten tomatoes give me that tomato that's the real one 27 there it is that's really bad right that's horrible that's unwatchable so jared leto definitely said that set the tone basically the tone is like everyone stay away from this guy the tone is we can't wait to be done with this [ __ ] movie and be acting with this freak when we have a after party who is not invited right that's the time everyone want drinks in my house afterwards not you not you okay so later on he denies giving gifts uh has used condoms i think legal was probably like you know what probably happened he was like i gave used condoms to everyone nobody wants to talk about it though because legal was probably like okay this is illegal yeah this is horrifying we cannot tell people they definitely don't mention the question so he goes on the red carpet he's like oh yeah i was giving used condoms everyone and now they're like yeah you you have to you have to take that back otherwise you know yeah we're going to be in a lot of trouble let's see what he said but most of it was totally [ __ ] what exactly did people get wrong about the joker i mean i just think that there were some things you know that were mentioned about like gifts and the fact that i was giving used condoms to people which was not true literally just said that you just said that you have it on video do i need to go back we got hard i think my synopsis is definitely what happens you have to you have to take that back literally jared has been known to go deep in his method acting in the past according to article written and the rolling stones about the dallas buyers club he made his first contact with director jean-marc valle in a skype call and was already in character as rayon even though he didn't have the part yet he was dressed as a woman valet says he was hitting on me and he kept it up for 25 minutes ballet and mcconaughey never met leto on set only rayon he tried to steal things from me says mcconaughey literally my pocket knife letters etc that's just annoying no he sounds obnoxious sorry matthew mcconaughey he's always definitely annoyed of him really well let's watch i feel like matthew mcconaughey is let's get some howdies going right that we would definitely do holidays then he would do i think he does method acting but like in a more traditional way like a not in a way that makes you a totally unlikable [ __ ] i often ask why did you pick jared and i go i'm i'm sorry i didn't pick jared charlotte picked us pick the film because when i skyped with him he had read this i could tell by mcconaughey's body he had a wig on he was putting on lipstick he had a dress on he was playing some mark bow and he was hitting on me so mark i like your voice i guess it worked baby oh that's it so where did you say that you saw evidence that mcconaughey doesn't like him oh that they'll be in the later chapter i kind of want to watch more i like that he says it's more in the next chapter yeah on the same video yeah it's the same video besides acting jared has held many other incidents that show how out of touch with reality he is uh on the 17th anniversary of kurt cobain's death jared released a tribute video as him should i read this excerpt he wrote in his blog i heard today was the day kurt pat what do you mean you heard today like oh you just heard it's like if you care about him i think you would know you know i heard can't believe it's been that long so grateful for his contributions and inspirations not sure i'd be doing this if it weren't for him you give us all permission to create no matter what our skill set and reminding me that dreams are possible did you just call kerpa kurko being a shitty musician he literally said he gave permission for us to create no matter what our skill set are thanks for that this made me recall a short piece of film i shot when i heard they were making a film celebrating his life i made it to explore the character and explore creative possibilities i never sent it to the studio or anyone but thought i'd share it now [Applause] your honor if i may interject um i'm not sure if this will be claimed now it's gonna be a cover of a nirvana song [Music] he's just playing music yeah but it's just super weird that he's dressed as kurt cobain in this unreleased video that he supposedly had uh that he showed the public whenever he found out they were making a video about him on his birthday or whatever because like he's not acting he's just performing a song and then like walking around like a zombie you know what i mean like this is really not that epic dude jared didn't know about covet 19 due to a 12-day silent meditation in the desert i feel like there's nothing necessarily wrong but this is literally being disconnected from reality for sure the actual literal sense well 12 days ago i began a silent meditation in the desert we were totally isolated no phones communications etc we had no idea what was happening outside the facility walked out yesterday into a very different world one that's been changed forever mind-blowing to say the least i'm getting messages from friends and family all around the globe catching me up on what's going on your silent meditation may have caused covet though that's so thoughtful i don't like that he refers to it as the the facility this is bad vibes right there we had no idea what was happening outside the facility right that isn't that it sounds like a mental facility like what's a facility that sounds so like corporate you're out in the desert bro what facility are we talking about he was on ellen had an awkward performance after a shot after a shot showing an empty stage the camera then does a dramatic 180 degree turn to reveal the band is in fact sitting in the audience wow epic let's go no sound oh should we not have sound on this probably not might get us claimed okay [ __ ] it there's nobody on stage but they are in the audience psych what i'm trying to gauge the reaction of the girls there next to him it's funny because they're trying to sing along but no one knows the words because it's a new song and it's all like middle-aged like housewives it's very uh awkward see that's the risk when you're you don't want to show the audience that much because let's face it they don't know the words we can't hear even a little bit let's give it let's just get a little taste [Music] yo what happened here eventually walks to ellen who's awkwardly sitting in front of the choir well they all stood up they're all coordinated and i don't give a [ __ ] i don't get claimed for this [ __ ] this is what it sounds like ellen's up there trying to act like she cares yep okay okay anything else yeah all right a i n go ahead what say you on behalf of jared leto are we the charge is detached from reality but i really think it's just being a douche if i can maybe uh recalibrate the charge a little bit oh well he was he was a little over the top on oscar winning film said suicide squad that oh whoa whoa whoa what oscar did suicide suicide squad win i um i think it was a hair and makeup yeah oscar-winning bruh for your makeup suicide squad right okay what do you want an oscar for dollars buyers club because he took the role too seriously oh whoa he's just throwing oscars around whoa what a bad guy what about sending used condoms to cast members hey look what matters is that the role uh made an impact on people very memorable joker role i gotta say arguably the best [Applause] and i have a piece of evidence to show just how impactful this joker role was um it even impacted our very own prosecution mr a.b really objections who are you dressed as here move out the way move this is truly a remarkable moment ian you're still covering it yeah ian you're still covering i just want to see the whole thing i mean star wars it's just star evidence you keep covering it to the side there we go there we go wow wow this is a truly shocking moment for this take a courtroom he has a really compelling point what an influence on pop culture that you the prosecution itself would dress as him a b what can you possibly say to that i mean everyone you caught me i mean i feel like everyone's been the joker and harley quinn for like the last three years but uh you're supposed to his clay maybe that's what he's saying yeah but that's the problem the problem is his influence i don't think he's necessarily a bad guy i think he just has uh i almost drank the kool-aid what could i say yeah oh this is really not this is falling apart i think the case needs to be thrown out it's falling apart a.b what the hell amy do you have anything to say uh what do you have to say okay i have something to say tell me give me something my wife does makeup in special effects and it was very popular that year so i was trying to be a good husband is that a crime [Applause] i don't know man it doesn't really flow you have anything else to say um besides me being uh the uh the one on the spotlight i just want to say that in terms of his method acting for the joker i think he was trying to like emulate what uh heath ledger was doing because he's i mean heath ledger was known for method acting and he like locked himself in a motel to do the joker and i think he kind of took that idea and kind of just [ __ ] it all up like he kind of went overboard and totally missed the point and thought you know being having the joker brain as zach would say is uh sending people use condoms and so your argument is that he bastardized uh heath ledger's iconic role as joker pretty much yeah okay do you think that you would have done a better joker oh definitely yeah but i think anyone oh thank you we're going to deliberate now dan yeah i feel like aien popped the lid right off this definitely did and with um ab kind of confessing that he would have liked that role and probably would have done better betterness not that objective also he goes i drank the kool-aid but then he tried to get himself together when he realized it was all falling apart i almost drank the kool-aid yeah well i'm not quite sure he didn't drink the kool-aid but almost is a little too close yeah almost as is in a grenade um okay but let's consider the charge douche detachment from reality overlooking the facts [Music] i think his behavior on the set of of uh suicide squad alone throws the whole thing into question you know not talking to will smith sending ux condoms and then he says he didn't you send use constant the whole thing's out of control he's definitely a douche and you could tell that his co-stars don't like him [Music] [Applause] based on that evidence no that is him laughing as the joker horrible and we're not mistaken with that horrible definitely what it is that's horrible horrible acting you know that being said um that being said ain't makes a really good point in that he was so prolific culturally and a b reinforced this point [Music] so he was a douche but also he was effective maybe ultimately it was effective but at what cost you know what the cost of not being that nice to your actors and colleagues maybe it's not that bad that it wasn't that nice to them tell me because i'm torn between aien mounting a good defense and the fact that he is a douche [Music] um i think they use condoms throw it too deep a little too far and um i think he's guilty of uh i give a nod of course to a ai in and a b i hold you in contempt of court that being said jared leto all the all that being said i we do find you guilty as charged for being a douche and we tend to do 10 years of bad roles which i believe is already a is a several years deep we could consider that the time spent what did they say time served time served can't get enough of that laugh all right moving on uh actually it's time for a recess oh it's a recess 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free that's e x p r e s s vpn dot com slash h3 visit expressvpn.com h3 to learn [Music] more welcome back everybody we're here moving on to our second charge narcissism i'm ready he's guilty okay now let's review the evidence all right jared called a fan out during a concert for not standing up interesting seriously hey buddy hey yo you with your fingers and your chin beard what are you sitting on your [ __ ] ass for give me a break this is the 30 seconds tomorrow show okay oh my god if you can stand up you better be up off your [ __ ] ass right now you hear me what does he understand what i'm saying to him maybe he's got an injury no don't look behind you i'm looking at you yes you yes you give the guy a break thank you very much [Applause] are you ready find that man after the show and kill him she's like putting his coat on him see he's what he doesn't understand is that he himself is the real joker toxic that was very he doesn't need to pretend to be the joker he just needs to be himself probably would have been a lot better actually you with your fingers and your chin beard like that's more interesting it's like the joker or someone like that you can ask for hey this is a [ __ ] five seconds of mars concert my all my fans are gonna rip you to pieces [ __ ] everybody stands for me jared leto [ __ ] he's such a thick hey hey buddy pretty good that was good hey buddy jared went to the met gala with his head as an accessory and made a commercial out of it apparently what is this video preview [Music] really you think it's that epic it doesn't even look that good bro what was this video there's just a vogue preview of the matte gala okay go ahead ela i don't hate that okay elijah likes it there you go that's all i have to say ooh do you like that jared is one of those douche celebs who used voting as an excuse to show off his body that's pretty awesome he tweeted out happy hump day p.s don't forget to vote how are these connected because uh that was the image oh it was attached oh yeah why why doesn't it show yeah wouldn't it show it underneath the tweet i don't get it i'm just expanding it so it looks like it takes some more room okay so you edited it sounds like evidence too he just separated the text of the tweet from the picture that's all okay i mean look at those abs we gotta we gotta admire something you did say early on that he's objectively good looking and you are presenting some evidence to back that up i suppose okay but the point is guys is that he said don't forget to vote and this was the picture attached what do we think eula wow vin diesel so you don't discriminate based on gender she's so [ __ ] beautiful vin will take whatever comes his way i get the feeling he's a wild one ila thoughts am i right or wrong considering like is the full package of his personality i hate this in fact if it was someone actually funny then maybe this could have been funny to me no maybe no no no i don't like it no i don't think there's any good way to do it yeah the thing is he could post a video of his body any day it doesn't have to be like go vote right happy hump day that's wednesday is that a sexual innuendo yeah what do you think about his abs have you visited blocked right what do you think about his abs they're good yeah and he's got that v thing going down to his dick pretty good too right pretty good yeah nice job i want to smell fit you wanna i never said that i never said that if you wanna record it no um no i don't think so do you want to [ __ ] jared leto no okay no would you like to be in part of his cult absolutely a chance to smell his ass that's a chance to smell his underballs absolutely not no okay just check him i think that's pretty douchey but hey whatever if you've got a body like that i'd [ __ ] tweet it out every day chilled [ __ ] such a [ __ ] jared felt that the joker didn't get enough screen time and suicide squad love that oh my god is even complaining were there any that didn't get cut from they got caught from the movie no i'm asking you were there any that didn't get cut for the movie well to the people who want more joker i say uh me too yeah okay i did a lot of work in the film uh and the sock was so they had to cut it so i have get the memo yeah i have a feeling that it wasn't good if they cut it out you didn't do a good job but also like as an actor it's a it's really kind of like i feel like not perfect unprofessional it's like clearly the director who hired your ass yeah the vision for the film include your [ __ ] being the star exactly it's like dude shut the [ __ ] up but but what about the jared fans they wanted more jared leto i gave people used condoms i was in character for six months and didn't even say hi to will smith well to the people who want more joker i say uh me too yeah i did a lot of work in the film and you got paid for it was cut so um you have to ask the movie studio why you asked the director bro and and yes uh i'd like to see a little more joker and suicide squad too we shot so much footage there are that's part of the gig not in the film oh there were so many scenes that got cut from the movie i i all right you don't make your own movie whining wait till you hear about so he was apparently i'm assuming this is coming up very upset about the joker with joaquin phoenix that did really well is that in here a.b uh yeah but this to be uh to be uh coming up later apparently yeah to be transparent though it was it wasn't confirmed it was confirmed by me jared was oh it's right here jared was not happy about the new joker movie starring joaquin phoenix according to hollywood reporter leto tried to stop the new joker film from being made lettuce team denied the claim that he tried well we also saw him claim he didn't give people used condoms so the guy you know what i mean he tried to stop the movie from being made on your [ __ ] ass for because he was mad that he wasn't cast in it can you imagine he would have ruined that film which was great it was a great film bro you don't have the acting chops i'm sorry also after you complained so much i doubt anyone would hire him again i cut uh i would like to see more joker too i was cut they cut everything my friends it's like you were in the film bro how much could they have cut it's like you're not the main story it's an ensemble yo you got your fingers in your chin beard for them but jared leto feels left behind the hollywood reporter reports that he bitterly complained to the agency that represented him which he left this summer presumably over this whole disagreement he even tried to get the movie cancelled to the guy who manages his band 30 seconds to mars why is leto so butthurt after all he did kind of dig his own grave here are a few possibilities jared leto is not happy his future is the joker has been cancelled handed over to joaquin phoenix yeah so what exactly is leto saying and why is he so mad let's find out this is an obvious one but joaquin phoenix's version is just a better movie so much better now so much better you can say that again joker is so much more entertaining characters so much more never human never got the other hand was a bust it was directionless loud and disappointing take a look at their rotten tomatoes numbers for example should i keep watching this or she already said all that yeah i think we got the idea i'm just gonna watch this guy's youtube video but um yeah i mean i it doesn't take a stretch of the imagination to believe any of that and the fact that he left the agency too jared tried to publicly call out the producers for not giving him a straight answer to whose idea it was to hire him he's thought that obama well here i'll just play the video robbie whose idea was it to put me i can't i mean i hear now i i i barack obama called me the other day said you know i was my idea for you to play rayon in dallas buyers club whose idea was it i mean no exactly nobody was that a joke did you see him at you dude matthew mcdonough [ __ ] hates him he didn't even smile matthew mcconaughey thinks he is such a piece of [ __ ] just look at his face here now it's some howdy barack obama called me the other day said you know i was my idea for you to play rayon and dallas buyers club he's not even going to talk about that certainly nobody was thinking about putting me in a film actually that's not true um it actually was not the president of the united states what yes barack called [Music] that plays out and he's still like trying to hound her and she's like well that's the truth i don't know let me i'm gonna watch i'm curious now robbie whose idea was it oh come on here now i i i barack obama called um suggested uh suggested you and said and and also jason we were having conversations with him we were you know trying to cast the movie you know how casting usually works that's what happened um rachel and i said that's a fantastic idea and we regret it till this day shall mark this the narrative always changes it's awesome i'm gonna make it better or worse i think spike jones could nail this one a movie about a movie about a movie about who put that person in the movie well this is the way it really happened actually you know what at the end of the day i love the one left ah he says at the end of the day who cares yeah it's like look i got my cult they love me that's all them is i don't know why he's so obsessed with the mythology of who hired him was odd and then she's like yeah it was just a normal casting situation oh now they're really changing the story okay bro you could just tell matthew mcconaughey who by the way lincoln i don't know if you've seen his link commercials he's the coolest [ __ ] so if he hates jared i'm hating jared jared can't watch his own films he mentions he can't watch his movies because he is a control freak he mentions it would be excruciating that's normal as a side note matthew mcconaughey is sick of jared leto's [ __ ] i think i'll watch it at some point um you know if i was directing a film and in the edit room and making editorial decisions i've done that i've by the way i give that i give the academy award to matthews for hating him so much and working on screen with them yeah like so much he actually did win best factor though he did really well in that would probably movie excruciating for me to just sit back as a self confess control freak wait what was that just based on his mannerisms abe the description yeah his mannerisms and saying that he's the control freak i think i'll watch it at some point um thinks he knows better than the directors basically jared sharing memes about himself also highlights his self-love my brother put this picture of jared leto on the wall and now my grandma is worshiping him under his eye why does your mouth look like isn't that a saying from something does that look good no isn't it from uh handmaid's tale oh oh yeah it is under his eye oh i'm not surprised he's into that how y'all doing today you doing good [ __ ] balls [ __ ] this this is what happens when you're so attractive that you're and you're just so talentless that you can fall upwards this is what falling upwards looks like only a narcissist would think that this is a good robot oh wait what is this we have a gift yeah what the [ __ ] wait let's get a reaction wait hold on we have a reaction gift in the evidence it's this a b yeah that's had to be amy it's charlie murphy we got we gotta hold on hold on i got a set of ground no reaction gifts all right this case is thrown out and the evidence we've done we've done it before oh we have we've done we have we must have maybe i like it maybe we do like it we do not like it maybe we do though we do not like let's watch the clip and decide i don't like it all right let's watch i don't like it i like it you do that's a sound bite [Music] oh my god you got me why don't i get claimed on this dumb phone where's the robot exactly well he kind of did it and he's gonna do it again in a second okay wait what the [ __ ] did i miss that's it that's that's that's his moves those are his dance moves oh he was dancing oh i didn't realize he did a run but who cares we're making fun of his best wait come on this is a reaction gift for the guys he was just vibing out on stage i can't wait to show you my toys wow jared's tick tocks are an act of narcissistic cringe let's see how it's mutated [ __ ] all right because this video on the right i don't know if you're familiar with this trend it was basically uh people would duet this video of these girls screaming and going crazy and they would put crazy you know different things in the reaction but he just put himself like they're all going crazy over him i see there's a gucci bag on the chair there too in frame in general that's gotta be gucci right this one looks like it so so he's the surprise it's a tick tock though why are they so surprised it's him no he's just expecting it's like an edit oh it's a meme yeah yeah it's a meme yeah it's a very popular tick tock trend last year this is just humiliating [Applause] bro what is wrong with you dude for real he's really used to people reacting that way to him crazy jared allegedly has a thing for younger women he's a serial texter he's constantly texting these 16 to 17 year old girls it's really kind of creepy someone said in an article oh what dylan sprouse and james gunn call out him on twitter so jill and spouse actually i don't we follow each other on twitter right friends he's but i'm but i am assuming he has first-hand knowledge of something of this going down unless he wouldn't do it but he even went as far to tag him so i'm assuming this happened to someone he knows yeah yo jared leto now you've slid into the dms of every female model aged 18 to 25 what would you say your success rate is and then james gunn responded wait he starts at 18 on the internet so these are guys these are both pretty big industry people willing to tweet this publicly about him makes me very yeah it's very odd talk to me baby then or vin diesel's like what's the big deal so there's an article about it yeah i think just about these tweets huh yeah bam he must be a major crib jared whispers thank you after your interviewer moves on without telling him thank you oh my god he was offended when she didn't acknowledge his godly status went on a climb together and it was uh beautiful rachel i have a question for you i mean the this is obviously a period film so he went thank you was he saying yeah he didn't like being moved on from like that interesting oh jared creeps on emilia clarke we don't allow this our queen khaleesi why does your mouse look like a shooting star it's some [ __ ] uh setting that got clicked i don't know hi jared this is amelia clark from game of thrones give me a hug for a hug i like that i like that best season ever i haven't seen your show but i know people are obsessed with it and say it's absolutely bro what kind of way yeah what an [ __ ] i hate when people do that to me on the street they go they go uh i don't really like your videos but my brother's a huge fan it's like well take a [ __ ] on the road then bro cause like i i really don't want to you know but i still want let me talk to someone who actually likes me like thank you um see i know your band and i've seen your movie wow yeah look at that he's like i'm a [ __ ] are you a music girl you like rock music yeah fun music yeah thank you amelia dude you're so awkward oh are we okay she's not going anywhere i haven't finished here this work yet to be done have you have you had i love you your eyes are absolutely i mean insane they're gold and blue and i was thinking the same thing can we sort of speak delay this is what i'm saying you he's falling out everything he does has been so easy in life for being handsome like you know this would if i was an insult i'd be pissed watching this because it's like i'm pissed your eyes are so beautiful it's green and white and he's just holding her super awkward he's not letting her leave he's bumped he's over he's basically taking control of her interview it's all about him though like look at his body he's like right my interview now did you see me and by the way he opens by saying i'm not familiar with your word he's such a douche i hate him yeah he's a mega douche zoom into her eyes i'm not even kidding you right jared here we go here we go let's zoom in this is the come on which one am i looking at there we go look right in that's that's pretty much it but i'm blushing wait he walks away how can we not see his eyes and how blue and gorgeous could we do the eye cam with you do it very well that's pretty much the majority of it but at one point yeah like you said she was walking away and he kind of pulled her back i want to watch it yeah i want to watch it all thank you baby well i love that it became about how beautiful his eyes are now hello amelia how could we not see his eyes and how blue and poor could we do that [Music] do you want to ask jared anything since you're here on the e platform with the microphone any questions she's like yeah no did you enjoy thinking how did you grow your hair you know how did you how did you grow yourself you know i i slept it grows while i sleep which is really weird uh uh [Music] what was that one that one i mean it's more did you feel like it was just an extension of him being a douche right what was the charge on that one narcissism narcissism and the the original charge of the first section was was not douche but but yeah now it's all kind of just building into a big douchebag with your fingers and your chin beard on the charge of narcissism let's say you you know he's a he's a narcissist but he's too focused on himself i mean that sounds familiar have you ever met a youtuber bro i've met youtubers oh well it takes one to no one okay oh he's pulling up that takes one to no one defense that's a classic defenseman no one takes one to no one clause okay ian i me and mike and my peers on youtube are not on the stand here today we are talking about if you if you if you charge him for being a narcissist under that takes one to no one law you are admitting that you are also a narcissist right to review the judicial code it's been a long time i i think i heard it back in elementary school i think that was in the uh constitution a b it takes one to no one what say you in response to that um i say we got to do it for uh big matthew i think we owe this this one to matthew mcconaughey we have to we have to charge him for the big mm what to say to the if you smelt it you dealt it though because like you denied it whoever denied it supplied it a i in any response to that [Applause] uh well there's a third part but i don't have i don't remember it so i gotta look it up first interesting not much of a response well okay thank you i'm not quite sure what i just heard but thank you uh to the defense and the prosecution so okay let's deliberate jared leto we've established as a douche is he a narcissist probably based on that emilia clarke interview where he just basically just was like hey i don't know who the [ __ ] you are but i'm here now so this is a good interview now yeah it was weird he barely even looked at her but he complimented her in a way to get the compliments back at him right and he was like it's kind of she's got a whole technique you can tell she's like well you haven't seen my stuff but i'm actually heard your music and i've seen your work and i'm a fan and he's like oh i'm gonna [ __ ] you yeah that's what i got have you heard by myself oh thank you very much i'm gonna [ __ ] you right now yeah he's a narcissist you know what i mean right sentence him to getting um what do we what's his sentence to being trapped in the facility for two more weeks and coming out to a new a brave new world uh yeah brave new world but i don't want to be in his breakfast [Applause] third charge cult leader here we go let's go let's go band held an island retreat in croatia croatia in august 2019 called mars island now if you're doing retreats in croatia i feel like that's automatically yes it's a cult brought those from croatia as you know there's a lot of mystery mysteries going on out there yep there but but if you have any questions 30 seconds from mars tweet it out yes this is a call everybody's wearing white they're wearing robes he's obviously the cult leader that you know [ __ ] all the young girls obviously and i mean that's that's what colts are basically for if you examine any cult with a singular leader at the top it's basically the the whole the whole point of the quote culminates in him having sex with lots of females yeah it's amazing what the whole world that they create around that but ultimately yeah the bottom line the purpose of everything is for the main leader to get [ __ ] yes all day by different girls let's see let's get some more here's jared leto leading his brother everyone's wearing white lots of young women i expect i don't even see a single guy i mean looking at these photos um i don't think how are you sitting there like what exactly does this guy have to say to all these people yeah exactly like bro what exactly is your qualifications you play joker i mean what the [ __ ] have you seen the color of my eyes yeah i mean these are all females i don't see a single guy in this whole photo or this one here's one dude wearing a marvel shirt i think we talked about had the same exact conversation before we were talking about it yeah i mean he probably [ __ ] like at least 70 of the people here footage of the event does a clip shows jared on a boat that looks like he's on his way to jonestown oh boy bruh what the hell we didn't see this last time oh my god would you die for me that was a joker clip by the way but i could see him asking that bro you're holding a mic to your mouth paid for this bruh could you imagine doing anything worse with your time no not not not really not easily no would you rather sit here or in a session with bronzo brought so for sure brought some yeah he's actually more calming bro like he doesn't try to pretend he's like yo i'm just gonna stare at you and you do whatever you want with that yeah he's like look i got a weird face nice hair you can stare at me yeah i would definitely chill with bronzo any day i do have it on good authority though that bronzo does [ __ ] of course have you seen the women that pursue anyway this isn't about brought to you by it's all about [ __ ] always yeah bro it's about the [ __ ] always exactly you don't know but i'm telling you all right we're not talking about here yeah but brought so [ __ ] we should revisit broadside here soon the ban has already been using the tack line yes this is a cult for years really he says it's a joke a response to a journalist saying you have such a cult following you know what i don't like about cults is that that's part of the way to normalize their stupid [ __ ] um they kind of like pretend like they're pushing the boundary or it's a joke but then they're actually doing it what it is he said i don't like the word fan base i hate the word fan it seems so dismissive because we have this cult this family these believers who understand it seems fitting that there's a name to reference them yeah fan isn't enough fan is cringy like i have trouble saying fan cause what is fan is a fanatic a fan someone but a believer no yeah he's the kite is a lunatic bro but living in what in your blue eyes so the echelon that's apparently the name of their cult the echelon also often uses the hashtag you wouldn't understand well sure wouldn't 30 seconds of march instagram has many photos where jared looks like a messiah yeah is that a joke too you wouldn't understand hashtag here's it i don't know what this is let's find out hey guys it's me jared 30 seconds to mars but you may know that we've been working you may know that really hard on mars island too we were able to push it until august 2021 moving your festival to next august it's the right thing to do it's pretty much our own now why the [ __ ] are they referencing the guy who put on fire festival like don't include him he's like 20 21 the right thing to do it's like yeah but you did like one of the biggest festival frauds ever like yeah why is like i will be working remote from jail yeah but i'm putting together this event yeah i've been put i've been pulling on all my contacts i even got ja rule involved i would call that uh false advertising job rules already got his lined up glad to hear it ja roll i believe in your work man you do good work that's not fraud no right no no no no nobody said fraud you brought it up it's already saying fraud i didn't say anything charles calm down hey gero when the when a lawyer calls you up from the state and says yo where's all the money what do you tell them i would call that uh false advertising right that's not illegal it's different than fraud for 2021 on a beautiful private island in croatia i think it's going to be a big celebration that we can all enjoy after quarantine it feels a little like i'm living on an island right now but we're excited about it looking forward to taking a dip in the sea water sports beautiful sunsets i've been known to uh like a good sunset tattoos that's sandwich no not that's actually we have meditation another firefest bag that was the food from fire festival something tells me the food's not gonna be much better i gotta be honest i do look at that so he's making jokes about fire festival yeah so he's really building it up like he's like i'm aware of the fire festival and this is gonna be better oh yeah this is a low bar though no not that sandwich record scratch yoga we have arts and crafts oh and did i mention if we're performing i'm a grown ass [ __ ] man what the [ __ ] am i gonna do arts and crafts one of my eight come to grow asian do arts and crafts shut up i wanna [ __ ] glue macaroni to a necklace [ __ ] i'm 30 years old i'm 35 years old man arts and crafts intimate shows a lot of fun we've been working a lot of new music lately so if you get tickets for mars island i'm going to be doing a private zoom about uh 2021 take care guys we'll see you soon oh my god on sale now how much are they can i go to this website next next uh oh it's there oh good 30 seconds to mars let's go here we go so 2020 was canceled obviously 2021 three nights all inclusive uh one payment of sixteen hundy that's the lowest that's the low that's that's the ones where you they give you basically a blanket and you sleep on the sand the stargazer package yeah your ass is gonna be gazing at the stars because you don't have a [ __ ] roof the stargazer package the adventure package that's what it's called it's called the stargazer package right here that means you don't have a roof [Music] then the adventure pack you get a camp it's three thousand dollars you go if you go to the next slides i break them down [Music] then you get the wanderer package like jesus and moses through the desert or whatever four thousand dollars there's all kinds of [ __ ] they didn't even put the price on these next ones ago you got to contact us idiot sucker this one is seven thousand dollars the day deemer package you'll be daydreaming about all the money you [ __ ] wasted stargazer cheapest let's see so this is the cheapest one 1600 bucks three nights meal snacks non-alcoholic beverages two full-length intimate concerts concerts fairy transportation opening ceremony with the band photos with the band q a with jared leto drum circle was shannon leto was he married his no his brother's in the band as well okay i was like this guy is not a married man island activities include yoga meditation water sports film screening workshops what you doing what about arts and crafts [ __ ] i'm not gonna read all these but that's pretty pricey what does this one get you for 7150 early access to the island an extra day of act of arts and crafts priority entry to ban priority entry to concerts vip activity with jared leto edition print sound check wants to sit on a sound check exclusive vip merchandise unsigned they're very specific unsigned access to group conce that doesn't sound like that great oh well you get a nicer so is the sound check just down by some sound guy i think i assume the band one two one two yeah he did check check check check to some some roadie check check stop check oh they've got merch family 30 seconds tomorrow's holiday sweater what is on this it's too far away from me that's their logo which also kind of looks like it's definitely a cross it's absolutely across he's not even trying to pretend that he's like the messiah hey all right a-i-e-n jesus is yours go ahead and try to tell me that this isn't a cult uh well yes uh granted they did themselves actually say yes this is a cult yes but as we established earlier jared leto is a liar that is on the record in this courtroom he's unreliable interesting point okay but what about the evidence you know shown well also i'd like to point out i mean when you think of a cult you think of kind of like a a big group of people who are like very pro the cult leader right like they see them as like a god essentially right you agree i agree so i mean we have discussed jared in the past we actually have a highlight about this well i believe we called it a weird cult it was a very derogatory approach jared leto's weird ass colt now look at the like dislike ratio 95 positive no don't you think this this crazy violent this crazy obsessed cult would be more ride or die where are they they took the crisis up pretty well i think it's a small cold i think it's more symptomatic of uh the size of their cult so all 871 that's the cult and the dislike bro make a compelling point may i respond yes maybe go ahead please they never left the island they never left the island do they have internet on the island [Applause] they're left on the island they never left behind the lights [Music] i feel like maybe go ahead then got it baby got it okay i feel like just kidding don't go ahead okay you guys i'll take that back you can go ahead come on come on okay ian let me remind you that you are not sitting at the back i said he could have the floor you can go and are you done are you done with yourself maybe maybe maybe ian silence maybe he's going to 30 seconds to marshall he's gonna do it again is he trying to make a point ian what's happening here i said av can go ahead go ahead go ahead and go ahead and go ahead okay yeah no i don't think there's any technology on just go ahead one more outburst from you and i will hold you in contempt and turn your mic off go ahead ap stop if there's any technology on that island it's a powerpoint of jared leto explaining why he was a good joker um i don't think there's any debating that that is a cult uh that being said i rest my case i would like to know that the the attributes that makes a cult you know what i mean i feel like i'm not sure i i was i was starting to have my mic turned off over that [Laughter] wait there's got to be like a psychological analysis of this here a b like there's certain characteristics that define cult-like behavior do we have anything like that i mean i could hold up the definition of a cult right here let's read it uh a relatively small group of people having religious beliefs or practices regarded by others as strange or sinister it's pretty broad but can you re-read that as we look at slide 37 i feel like that sums it up perfectly all those photos i don't know slide them on but i think you're talking about this one yeah it's pretty cold all right let's let's deliberate or or maybe running around and literally blessing your fans papa blessing your fans non-stop again ian i am not on trial here if you want to do a content court on ethan submit it for consideration you'll have to sue me raising your partner raising your your foot score past humanly possible levels i i will remind you in if you want to file an official complaint you will do it through official channels report boom boom all right we're deliberating you guys are done thanks for nothing as usual i mean it's definitely a cult right yes yeah okay he called jail i sent him to jail that was fun you know i enjoyed the unusual uh yeah target the jared leto i want to do more like that so that's done yeah we're done get done well i really enjoyed the unorthodox target jared leto me too it was really fun it was good it was a good story and i want to say thank you to ab who put this whole thing together yep fantastic job baby your powerpoint uh skills are top-notch i want to thank the defense attorney who uh actually has covet at the moment so we appreciate that not aien but like let's be honest there's a jeff dunham back there with his hand strings and he has kovitz what are you talking about so we thank him for that and i've really in some really compelling arguments from ian too just kept us on our toes the whole time zach of course that's great man with the sound bites everywhere today zach thank you and dan of course whom let's be honest without it all dan is atlas you know what i mean [Music] that's not strong that i don't shrug yeah let's rock him he's carrying us all on his shoulders absolutely hey dan that's not bad [Laughter] and ela i didn't do anything you put the egg come on you put you you what up big pimps you do it all i want to smell feet you want this never said that what are you talking about it's right there this is the sound bite of it guys dripping right you guys are sure play it again i want to smell feet i want to smell feet it doesn't even sound like me it's literally unmistakable well this was fun thank you guys i had a lot of fun here uh another banker in the in the in the old danga freaking uh tan can the tank yeah content court we'll be back with another one in a couple weeks you know these things take time to put together so again i really want to thank abe and the whole team who work to put this together it's a lot of work maybe any comments nope you got any ideas for our next target i have a few yes oh love to talk about that [Applause] all right guys take care we'll see you next time thanks for watching 30 seconds to mars [Music] baby you

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Published: Thu Dec 10 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/trippymutant]

I lost it when A.I Ian exposed AB with his own Instagram post dressing up as the joker 😂

[u/DamnWright0]

That Joker laugh sound bite has me rolling.

[u/-Strawberries-]

Him sending USED condoms to people proves he’s an irredeemable piece of shit. Jesus Christ.

[u/BigStinkyBaIIs]

Finally a content court on someone I actually know and hate. This is gonna be good 😍

[u/garbage_content]

They need to Content Court Brooke Houts bc she is trying to make a comeback on YouTube and it’s absolutely awful and mega cringe

[u/tcarter1102]

Holy shit amazing! I've always disliked this guy. Looking forward to the case

[u/EarlWolf47]

I love how this has 30 comments on reddit while the new Trisha vid has over a thousand lmao

[u/Hinkil]

I hate when musicians tell people at their shows what to do, hey monkey, im paying you to dance for my amusement, fuck off. Here's kanye doing the same thing to a guy in a wheelchair https://youtu.be/kkixmxO7vNg

[u/MovieTrailerReply]

Holy fuck this guy has to have the cringiest celebrity moment videos ever. That part with Emilia Clarke where he goes "I'm not fiiinished here... there's work to be done!..." made me cringe into fucking space.