YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE! (Thanksgiving Special) - Off The Rails #20

welcome everybody to a special episode of off the rails in the thanksgiving tradition we are doing the laugh you die you laugh you eat perverted thanksgiving food edition made by the mad scientists uh ian and sam together um it's disgusting and uh we're gonna have to eat it in fact we're not even trying to hide the fact that we've already it was great and one of the worst things i've ever eaten and i just want to die and lay down same well today's episode is sponsored by blender's eyewear hbo max and honey dude there's so much ryan kevin off memes but i'll wait till friday no this is not not at the dinner table govern yourself accordingly i am that's why i'm waiting till friday to give him his dues um no leftovers this week you know uh watch last week's episode where we talk about how to own your family on thanksgiving so if you haven't seen that that is important thanksgiving is today you better watch it so you better you know cram um also very excited to announce we have a christmas uh merch line dropping at h3h3shop.com let's go and i'm also happy to announce that 100 of the profits from this drop will go to the crew yes sir so so you know that's a nice little thing so if you buy this you're directly supporting these guys that's so cute and the the i gotta say the designs are [ __ ] sick [ __ ] fire this is like a nativity scene is that what it is or no no no the nativity is the birth of jesus all everybody was in windows watching jesus be born this is me with big ass hands of course this is uh we got some feet we got that we've got the whole thing even my mom's butterflies making your dad uh stabbing the beach ball in the bottom left on the ninth day of christmas my true love came to me my dad's stabbing ten beach balls a b with the bongos i love the gatsby on the 12 abs oh the gatsby's on the roof gets me on the roof yeah um this one oh this one's the uh we got to put it in the title the yeti oh yeah oh it's on the shirt okay it's so cute shreddy alfredy and yeti oh i love it that's shredder alfredo so cute so nice shreddy freddy and yeti love that and then we're in the colorblock hoodies of course um peace and love the whole gang beautiful it's just a nice design yeah you know no [ __ ] no [ __ ] bull the snowman this this one made by your very own cameron wow cameron graham oh cool uh we're all snowmen and man it just is so cool great job cam he's so cool so cool thanks guys i guess i should say the uh the advent calendar one was made by my girlfriend so beautiful yeah a lot of talent a lot of talent going into this one um this is just a just a nice little snowflake i like the simplicity yeah yeah so there you go guys if you want yourself some christmas uh miracle merch and if you want to support the crew 100 percent goes to them h3 let's go let's go buy that merch yeah buy that merch okay since jake paul's once said also uh just to plug myself here teddyfresh.com black friday of the month and also one other thing one other thing starting to tease our december drop some long awaited classics this comes out december 2nd this is a christmas sweater the teddy bear family came out so good the uh this is a hood this is a jacket eel has been wearing a lot of people have been asking about oh this is what i'm wearing you're wearing it right now i love that jacket well so there's a hoodie and a shirt jacket which i'm wearing the shirt jacket exactly very cool oh yeah the gone but not forgotten dinosaur sweater yeah and all kinds of cool stuff just starting to tease it now but teddy fresh uh on the instagram thank you is that a client collab i just saw donna klein collab the butterfly it was on a butterfly oh that predates yeah it's just a coincidence you're right i mean we probably made that like a year ago that's how the design process works yeah actually it says donna klein will uh donna kleiners forever let's just pull yourself together that's also part of our christmas drop right okay so there's that uh there i also have another uh uh you know exciting announcement this the island boys have found a sponsor oh god fashion [ __ ] nova would you guys just off i have nothing but disdain for fashion they literally just sponsor the shittiest people they have no they don't care well have you not seen this no i haven't then reserve your judgment until you see this fire ass ad okay well not that they're shitty but i'm just saying well i guess they are they're kind of shitty yeah oh my islam boy i'm a i'm a fashion nova boy it's like guys come on bro are they even wearing fashion nova no you'll see he goes fashion of a jacket on he's got a he's got designer clothes he's got a vape shorts yeah he slides well you can tell that shirt is dog [ __ ] compared to the other clothes yeah for sure and wrinkled it is and [ __ ] i pray to god that this is their 15th minute i don't know they might have they might have 30 minutes of fame maybe an hour this is the last i want to see the island boys they're actually super big on tick tock like they're i don't know if you guys seen them on tick tock they get like a lot of views on tick tock and has there been any developments beyond just doing the island boy song no shitty person no one hit wonder interesting yeah one head wonders okay well anyway let me watch this again this this is good [ __ ] yeah oh my island but i'm a fashionable boy oh i'm a fashion novel man let it go fashion no boy but i really stopped bone playing we got fresh no more dream better taking on the jacket and tease [Music] how much they get paid for this [ __ ] probably only like a few thousand bucks really yeah probably yeah oh damn i don't think fashion nova i don't think so when it comes to the comments or just the comment i want to [ __ ] i want the fight no rhyme boys why does that boy sound like they never are gonna give you up oh yeah it's the same melody never gonna get oh my god it's the same melody never gonna give you i'm never gonna not whoa no wonder it went so viral i mean people love that song okay how long are we gonna do this yo you guys sold out to fashion nova man where's your artistic integrity yeah damn how long are we going to do this yeah fashion nova i heard they're about to sponsor uh o.j simpson that'll be a good one up and coming creator yeah r kelly actually i heard they're working on finalizing yeah he's got plenty of songs to get parody for him you know true i'm trapped in the closet full of trapped people that's so funny i'm hiding in the fashion nova clothes do you have your credit cards hmm did you get your shorts yeah um this is one other one you know we've been talking on the show about how logan paul's life is falling apart how he was first of all talking about how he was he he said he takes um opiates opiates it helps him stay focused he was he was spinning it like it helps me stay focused which i was like oh boy that's that's the beginning of a downworld spiral too we need to be doing that we're we've been manifesting a lot of things in logan's life because [ __ ] mike [ __ ] his gym shorts that's right that is right we we are one well i don't wish addiction or anything like that oh yeah that's right let's be careful with this this is actually really interesting because i feel like he's doing a legitimate uh call for help and his friends are just [ __ ] laughing in his face yeah it's true um i'll just say it i'm falling apart from the inside out i know on the outside it looks like uh all is well and dandy no it's not oh it doesn't tell you you just have to save my eyes are starting to mirror my outside my insides are starting to mirror my eyes mike is such a douche he doesn't seem like a good friend at all and mike's sober too isn't he like yeah you know well this whole thing is like his whole shtick is that he's like an addiction special right he's in recovery and everything and yeah you [ __ ] idiot where will we be without men and opioids and benzos [Laughter] these finally catching up the gradual collapse you've been witnessing um from the outside has now ruptured my enzymes there's no spleen am i made i can't believe i'm saying this in puerto rico my maid my my puerto rican assistant uh my puerto rican driver my accountants back in america and my assistant danny my beloved danny for three and a half years of work together are all leaving at the same [ __ ] time they did a huddle i swear to god come in team come on in come on in hey [ __ ] this guy am i right yeah that i mean that just tells me that he is just such a horrible dude to work with that they're all like because especially in puerto rico it's got to be a good job to work for like someone like logan paul i mean while paying you would assume right i mean i don't know but perhaps but like um that just tells me that he really is [ __ ] yeah it's true i can't help but feel kind of bad for him in this club exactly i will say that he doesn't when he's surrounded by such horrible friends right they're just like laughing as joking as i'm being we're we're running as sharp and as optimized mentally as we ever have so like everyone we do hire needs to be a [ __ ] kid you're really gonna go with that everybody needs to be he's saying everyone we hired and still can't be able to handle my mood swings and me being a total [ __ ] douche to them all the time and being accessory to a bunch of uh crime yeah fraud and also probably buying him drugs right he pays him a dink doink yeah dick he does ping pong's the currency of the future dude trust me right right and sharpen his optimized mentally as we have ever hey man look at us are you [ __ ] what with this guy what does he even do like i don't know he literally does okay do you really want to roll with that sentence in real life hey i can't wait you didn't want to think that one through for a hot second you're a [ __ ] mess [Music] [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] did you just say it's like how do you say that with a straight face what are you talking about the these are our conversations you wouldn't think say that i will say though as joking as i'm being where we're never in one place even for more than three days at a time yeah i mean i mean dude it's disgusting listen i could i can relate listen to his voice i've been i was sick bro i can relate in a major way i'm starting to feel the melt of what we've done for the past year i i highly and heavily believe that we are we have put on more miles than any other creators this entire year doesn't they don't they do like one podcast away well but now he's living in puerto rico and is he talking about like travel yeah traveling around what does mike do ben's well he's got us he's got a scam business in l.a run he's got a scam business you got a content house with face right constantly changing his pants i mean yeah all the time all the time carousel check on the shack right in terms of airlines and flying to create content we have been all around the world every single day i haven't spent more than two days in la at the house at a time in so long and i'm starting to feel that [ __ ] burnout bad bro well lucky for you mike it's the end of the year and i know because what because you can also start to feel the world slowing down i can feel it now like it's that it's that q4 that everyone's like dude i've been working all year like bro if you're watching and listening to this i know you feel it you're like christmas is coming dude thanksgiving is here you feel that great dinner table with a [ __ ] fat turkey we're never yeah anyway i feel the the desperate call for help this clip's going to be in the logan paul documentary in five years yeah where he's got it downhill i would say to logan paul someone who's been there myself not with the know drug addiction but or the scamming or the scamming yeah you know or the boxing or the body but the burnout yes yeah the mental anguish yes he's like you got to take a step back bro you got to take some time off you got to get some therapy you got to get off the opiates and on to the antidepressants you know what i'm saying talk to a psychiatrist talk to a therapist take some time off regroup you know get yourself centered get yourself to a good place before you come back the answer is not to double down on work and also maybe get some new friends yeah you should surround yourself with supportive friends absolutely get away from the goons dude yeah um you know mike the addiction specialist over here such a douche [ __ ] that guy [ __ ] is gym shorts yeah i mean what this what more i love that we can say that unironically yeah [ __ ] his gym shorts uh it's interesting though you know i didn't i for some reason i didn't see drug addiction uh being on my logan paul bingo card i will say that's definitely what's happening it's sad it's yeah i mean yeah apparently he's planning on fighting mike tyson tyson like 60. he yeah he's old as [ __ ] i mean i know it's mike tyson but mike tyson age um he is 55 okay that's not too bad i mean i'd watch it iron mike baby mike tyson so you know oh hello i want to make it sound like i'm like oh i actually heard jake paul is fighting muhammad ali wow that's impressive you're digging them up and you're just gonna mm-hmm he's still alive right no no oh [ __ ] god was the joke you were making well no because he was in a wheelchair he had parked yeah but he's also dead i think it's funnier he's alive with parkinson's dead yeah they got like a body of the wrath like pop it you know like although then that seems like more of a logan matchup right well no jake's the one that always fights like the people that never had a chance to beat him right logan has a history with them those who are no longer of the earth though right that's true he like yeah he likes to interact with cadavers that was cool so this so he died huh [ __ ] me a few years back 2016. he was back yeah then he was holding in there he was hanging in there keeping it ripped ripped to the goat my dude recently must be doing well i haven't heard much about him oh just by the way speaking of kavanaugh i'm on wikipedia now so on huh oh boy ryan kavanaugh's page has been an absolute [ __ ] battleground dude since our last one first they put a disclaimer multiple issues it may have been created or edited and returned for undisclosed payments hmm i wonder i wonder what that means and then so basically they were they removed the controversies part but what they did instead is they added to his career section that uh let's see the um relativity media see there's some new [ __ ] in here uh following their bankruptcy rka film financing one of the lenders sued the company for miss spending its marketing fund and called kavanaugh a con man see that's new info someone got in there yeah yeah that's funny i i definitely would consider him a con man based on what i've seen looks like it's got some citation too so you know it's legit oh yeah countersued for 200 million the next paragraph's interesting he stepped down and then yeah so the next one it talks about how he um rank kavanaugh defrauded uh this dude carrie metz into making a 10 million investment relativity media uh awesome and then it went on and then also they mentioned this is my favorite cav cav uh fact that in 2008 arbitration case founded 18 found that uh an at relativity of media including kavanaugh had fabricated a memo alleging sexual harassment against former co-president and it even goes on to say that the memo had been altered by a user named kav now this is good this is important stuff people should know this is his legacy absolutely you know um he stated that it was patently false okay well whatever you say cav cav and it continues on damn he was sued by ex-partner elon spar for fraud how many times this guy been sued for fraud sounds like a lot maybe like a lot yeah more than this guy does more fraud than logan and mike combined true and jaw rule john you throw a jaw roll you throw adam ross you throw them all in there man i get the feeling that this won't be the last time too just the feeling that with his recent actions you know well there is seems to be a pattern right yeah uh he was sued by his ex-partner elon sparr [Music] um oh look at the last little bit oh outline oh this one says something about a ponzi scheme so that's good he didn't have a sentence before films produce that's new in 2019 kevin along with business partner bobby same vest of proxima media acquired a majority stake in trailer coinciding with the trump administration's uh announcement to ban tick talk yeah it's the next one that's interesting uh in november that's this year or this this month along with trill and others was named in a lawsuit over unauthorized and unlawful use of patent symbol oh that's what we talked about the try thing yo so this this is important stuff this is your legacy ryan and apparently also there's so much going back and forth with uh ryan dude i'm telling this story's so interesting we'll get into it on friday but apparent i mean allegedly based on what we've seen on the back end this this is a speculation but he has like a army of sock puppets that they've traced back to his ip banned all the sock puppets and um he's arguing with them he's bitching about how uh they erased all of his uh he had like this huge uh philanthropy section and they erased a bunch of it as unsighted and [ __ ] and he's like what the [ __ ] you're racing my history and apparently allegedly uh speculatively right he was editing my wikipedia page from one of his sock puppets oh my gosh yes he was [ __ ] like that he put he added uh he was putting my controversies on my wikipedia page as one of his sock puppets that was banned is that right he was specifically he put uh ethan klein is currently in uh the process of falsely editing ryan kavanaugh's wikipedia page he put that on your wikipedia page like as if by the way first of all as if that's even like a meaningful edit to my wikipedia like how can you even compare that to peop editors of wikipedia right writing this is your legacy bro this is who you are um and then if you go down to personal life they also added a section legal problems where they talk about his duis they so this is actually really interesting i need to look up the strides end effect for real because like this is all a result oh like he could just be floating along with triller right now you know having a good old time having a good old time throwing totally well what the failed event what's interesting is that actually the wikipedia editors who are like these were researchers these people live for citation and facts they added [ __ ] in here that i never even heard of like yeah the legal problem's really interesting 2006 kavanaugh was arrested after driving under the influence of alcohol we knew that and involved in a hit and run incident yeah cool after all but the dui charge which was less into wet and reckless chart that sounds kind of fun wet and reckless if you want to know what being [ __ ] privileged is this is what it is he was involved in a dui [ __ ] hit and run and he it was reduced l charges were dropped and it was loose uh reduced to wet and reckless like i'm sorry bro but you definitely know that judge allegedly with peace and love yeah or his daddy did kavanaugh was ordered to pay one thousand four hundred dollars take counseling and alcohol education programs and was placed on 36 months of probation in which she was required to drive sober uh obviously for the next 36 months no drunk driving ryan no but in his case when you're rich in white it's called uh wet and reckless which is crazy that's crazy well continues so in 2008 two years later kavanaugh was arrested again for speeding and drunk driving with a suspended license now that to me sounds like a serious [ __ ] crime you already got busted once for drunk driving you're on three years probation two years later he's still on probation and he and drunk he's speeding and drunk with a suspended license from his previous dui kavanaugh pleaded guilty to violating his probation and now uses a driver all other charges were dropped what the [ __ ] this guy should be in jail for that yeah like that's a serious [ __ ] crime that's that's yeah but this guy's such a degenerate alcoholic that he has a driver now awesome i mean the danger he put people in doing that is just insane but it's his second offense while on probation with a [ __ ] he this that's jail bro yeah that'd be so selfish to drunk drive yeah yeah that's just like okay sorry that's defamation it's called wet and reckless yeah right my bad i think i take it back all charges were dropped it was already hit and run too so you know like that could have been that could have been a person too you know like like but he's just well when you know the judge when you're friends with the judge that hit-and-run turns into wet and reckless and then they also got here in 2020 babysitter of newborn child fought a lawsuit for breach of contract uh seeking 175 000 in damages so then they got in they got details about this i didn't know although the 13-month employment was originally agreed to kavanaugh abruptly filed fired the babysitter uh due to child custody issues so it sounds like he lost custody or he had split custody with his kid and then he's like well [ __ ] you i don't need you anymore even though i signed a contract with you which is it seems like that's how he treats a lot of his employees based on that one person that called and talked to av but on the good news he was named by variety as 2011 showman of the year so shout outs so i would say that ryan kavanaugh's wikipedia page is now a accurate reflection of his legacy and who he is so absolutely and stuff very informative all right we are uh all right so so um anyway let's throw it to a break let's thank our sponsors and then let's get into the main segment of today the thanksgiving you laugh you die thank you thank you to 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joinhoney.com h3 that's joinhoney.com h3 thank you thank you to honey well welcome everybody this is i guess um a tradition now you laugh you die challenge um it's thanksgiving we all want to get together and share the holiday we started this tradition a few years ago with the you laugh you lose where we had pumpkin pie made of mayo you had to take a bite if you laughed you know last year i kind of embarrassed myself i have to say i got goofed on because i talked to big game my video sucked and i laughed at everything well this year i've been in training and i am not gonna [ __ ] laugh and i'm not eating any of that [ __ ] that sam made [Laughter] yeah so this year we made or well sam made i'm not gonna take credit for that abominations yeah yeah so sam made uh six traditional thanksgiving meals with a small twist in them and each person will take a turn sharing videos trying to make the other participants at the table laugh if you laugh you have to eat the dish for the round before you guys get angry at me the ian's not at the table people blame me ian is switching yes yes we miss you is there any way we can get you to take a bite of any of this [ __ ] no can we include ian in any way i'm cool on sitting this one out i think maybe he has to try all of them oh i feel like he's i don't think he's dodging bro the chef's not going to try his food yeah what kind of chef doesn't taste their own switch that's what i'm saying like he he you know there's plenty of people that know how to switch in this office i know i give you the credit you're very good at it though uh last night when sam finished cooking this we didn't have enough room in our fridge so i had to drive it down here to the office early and on the way i i was like do i have to pull over because i thought the car was like breaking down and it was just the stink of the food but it sounded like burning gasoline oh wow what which one was that it smelled so bad you thought it was burning electronics yeah i thought i was gonna have to pull over great sounds like cancer causing possibly some of that right now i actually i don't mind the smell i can't believe i think it smells nice it smells thanksgivingy yeah like a small rodent crawled up in the radiator or something no it smells totally fine it's like blown out candles but yeah mix of flavors do you guys think it smells better that is horrible right now yes so um how's everyone feeling today how thanksgiving plans anyone uh uh i have a flight after this hopefully i don't miss it we'll make sure you're on time also you came in here like kind of like stunting on us all like what's going on here i'm just i'm just going straight to thanksgiving dinner with this um yeah what i said what is it i'm like you h m looking [ __ ] and you're like oh it's express express wait let's express it's like a douchier h m i feel like is it pricier than h m yeah low premium what this is like between h m and zara what'd this run you uh this was 200 on black friday oh years ago good bro damn let me see let me see this [ __ ] exactly inside a little nice lining wow damn what's up why is [ __ ] pocket square no it's a little pocket okay wait you don't have a pocket square no unfortunately on your inner pocket lame well you're going you're go having it tonight thanksgiving dinner no no i'm gonna get there at 1am this just didn't fit my suitcase so you made it sound like you're going straight from the airplane to thanksgiving dinner but that's not what that's not what's happening no this is just a heavy jacket and trying to preserve room in this suitcase sleep in the blazer yeah any other interesting plants for thanksgiving no mine just got cancelled because somebody in my family uh has a coveted scare so it's like kind of dope though when thanksgiving gets cancelled because you're like you know what i like i like what i do okay with it yeah yeah you know we're rescheduling it though i mean as long as they're okay we're doing yeah no that they're not they haven't tested positive or anything somebody that they were in contact with yeah yeah what about you cam what are you doing uh i'm fortunate enough to have some buddies in town or do you want to oh no so i'm going to do a friend's friend's giving type thing oh great and also i love the family's merch that's authentic right oh yeah one of one very rare uh but yeah totally legit dude sick super authentic zacky i'm sure having a good time having some brisket yeah i requested like i said no turkey this year yeah i'm like i want a big ass [ __ ] ribeye steak and i'm getting it damn who's buying it uh family my i'm going down to my grandmother's and you're like grandma i need a big ass ribeye i'm like i'm 24 i've done enough [ __ ] thanksgivings i want steak so is anyone else eating turkey yeah my whole my whole family and you just told say grandma you need to buy my ass to stay yeah jesus a little bit of a prima donna i mean table what do you have your own table like in the corner it's the cool kids table yeah the cool kids table so you're going to be the only guy at this place eating a steak yeah and everyone else is eating turkey yeah nice i'm looking forward to the price uh a little minute yeah easy bake oven actually are you allowed to eat any of the other thanksgiving food i mean i guess if i want i i don't i would i would prohibit it if i was your grandmother i'd be like listen [ __ ] you want the steak you can't have anything like this or anything else she she knows i hate turkey so i mean she was very accommodating about it oh you hate turkey i do [ __ ] hate turkey i feel like that's a common sentiment it's overrated i mean there's a reason we only eat it once a year also if you've got family like mine that don't really cook it's just you're dry it's just yeah you know some people get weird with it they like deep fry a whole damn turkey in like a garbage can and that's interesting my family's not they don't really get down with anything interesting like that what about you two are you olivia my family doesn't really cook i think whole foods will be catering oh for real let's go it's a good route i think so too they won't cook anything it won't be good if they do like my mom sometimes tries but she knows damn so you guys pick up like a costco a costco chicken no whole foods does a like a good thanksgiving thanksgiving oh special i bet you that's pretty good it is every year that shit's not cheap either i don't think i don't think it's super cheap well either it's buying yeah it's a super expensive holiday it's a whole damn animal yeah yeah that it is a whole damn animal well although chicken lives don't matter apparently because you can buy them at costco for five bucks yeah it's at 4.99 they matter sorry is that matter to me they mattered to me damn it little chickies what have uh you got going on tomorrow love um well over here um since you guys teach me that uh thanksgiving is a racist holiday i will not be celebrating good you know woking [Applause] well there you go i'm taking a hard stance against it okay good for you he's way more are you gonna have any fika or you anti-freaking [Laughter] oh well i'm glad to hear your conscientious objector that's very good otherwise i'm sure you would be having a huge thanksgiving meal oh for sure for american thanksgiving absolutely yeah all right well with all that being said i'm hungry personally so let's just get this party started huh so before we get into it we should introduce the dish right okay so i'll be going first sam so let's show me show me make it a bad one because i guess whoever presents doesn't have to eat so make it a real [ __ ] up one two of them have meat which makes me very like grossed out and nervous so i believe this one she's bringing out is a classic just it eroded from from the fumes that looks a little metal gun it's a classic stuffing is the metal spit supposed to be in it just like screws rusted screws so what do we got here uh ian this is a classic it's uh thanksgiving stuffing can't go wrong it looks a little thick to me it looks like it doesn't look that classic cut like a dessert yeah like it looks like peanut brittle or something something here right here what's with the white chunks like they're supposed like it looks like marshmallows but oh wait a minute i have a feeling i know what those chunks are garlic yeah full garlic cloves not going on a plane after eating that doesn't look bad i don't mind garlic are they coming out garlic oh it's cooked garlic ain't nothing wrong with that yum pickled garlic i'm gonna piss off the discord they're always debating about garlic for some reason there's nothing wrong with garlic yeah i mean i love garlic it looks great i get the feeling though it's not just garlic that's cursed in here though let me take a sniff the garlic and the uh there might be some yeah oh yeah those are full chunks of garlic it smells like peanut butter stop it actually smells it doesn't smell that bad i'll be honest with you guys okay i'm sure it doesn't taste good but maybe we'll enjoy it then it's don't smell give it a give us give that a nice sniff tell me what you think don't don't do it like that it's not that if he throws up this episode i quit i don't know it's not that bad i'm gonna take a bite of that it's okay yeah it's not that bad but it's not this i mean it's off something off about that i like the peanut butter kinda yeah it's not bad yeah no it's not bad will uh we'll unveil the ingredients after someone tries it okay got it oh good or do it after that smells good exactly okay all right well we'll see being a little bit of a drama queen when it comes to garlic definitely dude aren't you like you're aren't you like [ __ ] middle eastern it's all about garlic over there well okay whatever let's get started yeah let's see what we got all right so i so i will be sharing today my friends videos to make y'all laugh all right so this one is about three minutes long so obviously just stick with it okay and and and then ian are you gonna be watching these guys like hawks to make sure nobody laugh oh yeah okay and sam you're watching too okay good so and then love you also have eyes on it yes sir and can i can laugh if i'm showing it yeah that'll that'll hurt your guys's chances that's true all right so this one is called help me janus okay just keep your heads all the way back okay snortles through his nose a little bit there i'll give you a pass keep your head back feet on the ground cam is breaking stacked out [Music] it's so good how she like doesn't care that he's he's like dying hung i said yeah [Laughter] oh my god [Music] i hate her she's like an evil [ __ ] so normally that would have made me laugh for sure but oh i was able to just kind of focus i was able to focus my mind on how [ __ ] up that actually is yeah yeah and i was able to read this you left yeah i did so you three go ahead bottoms up let's go see what we got that's only the first toy ladies first there you go help me janice i'm bringing some goods that was great none of you guys have ever seen that one before i i've seen similar ones i have not seen that one i think you've got to get a garlic you hit the garlic that's a big-ass bite though i don't think you need to eat that yeah thank you so much could i get a plate no no cam no hand bearing baby i will require all right go ahead um thank you go ahead do we use the salad or go all right bottoms up same time everybody uh olivia go for it we'll go for it yeah so let's see olivia [Music] is chewing it up she said it smell good so it's like good flavor profiles separately and my mouth is having a really hard time i'm gonna go in for it [Laughter] zach likes it eh let's not forget the last time we did this on silent oh are you struggling i'm getting flashbacks to the muddy huddy a little bit yeah i was just saying the last time we did this zach was talk would go in he was talking such a big game and when we finished he was like sick he was like out of commission yeah it was awful it's just sitting in my mouth it's hard to true i can't you can spit it out in this there's a trash can all right i don't do a good start right now spitting it out you can do it you can do it you can do it bite bro i cannot take the garlic oh come on what are we doing here oh man all right well i'll give it a bite well here there's i see a smaller piece of garlic on the other piece on the bottom yeah is that your compromise yeah as long as you're getting some garlic yeah you've got to get some garlic you can do it i believe in you the peanut butter was good okay i could have i could have eaten that peanut butter you just fit it out you're already here it was the whole garlic though the head came out all of it cam is uh i think grimacing a little bit chewing slowly you can do it olivia has ejected the food out of her mouth zack swallowed it dude yeah it's just weird it's like not bad but it's just weird oh not bad there you go okay are you gonna swallow it are you able to swallow it i have to but there you go good job guys what up and shout out to janice [Applause] we're bringing three of you down because i still have more videos that was like mental warfare i really really wanted to laugh i had to just focus on how sad i was for the kid the way you guys did it last time was every time someone laughed there was a tally and then whoever had the most tallies at the end right yeah so each video we eat yeah oh boy those are the worst rules who changed it wait are we keeping a tally it's somewhere we can yeah we should okay because i i don't want to lose again this year all right i'll uh i'll i'll start telling maybe ink or sam can keep it out or you can do it dan a few that's fine yeah all right so that was help me janice you gotta eat that other piece dude no you i think that was sufficient oh you don't no you don't don't want it don't listen to him you want it all right next up might have to eat a bunch more people everyone ready for the second video let's do it okay here we go guys this is an old standard but one that i live by you ready dan god i know this one yeah okay here we go video number two said no boomer names yeah there's a contest to stump and how are you measuring who does the best dumping and whoever stomps the most shoes wins an overnight stay but it's not the only thing you can do the measuring cups are down below right measuring cups are down below all right so and and if you if you win you get to stay a chat to my lawn and what else do you have going on sam is laser focused nobody's hitting by eating international food having wine tours and tastings in your tours seminars [Laughter] oh come on you exhale from your nose the count i don't know does it dance oh dear if i'm already if i'm already [ __ ] dinner oh my gosh i hope she's okay okay it doesn't sound like this this has always been my favorite part is the is the anchor oh no oh no she does not sound okay you're doing this replaying [ __ ] yes i think oh no we had a hard and fast roll one replay only only that's fair because last time ethan would spam it over and over again until people started laughing no replays we could do no replays or no replays maybe one like one just like re-examine this one part sometimes the replay is the funnier one so yeah so i mean i got it i got it was that the only one dan excelled from his nose fantastic dirty dan i'm not yours he's dirty i'm not gonna eat it all right dan is going for a nice generous bite proud of him for that nice big well it's a big-ass garlic and that's fine i'm happy with that i mean i get all the yeah components there right yeah i'm happy with that going in for a nice bite of classic stuffing you want to describe it grimacing not loving the experience i can hear him chew he's he's really he's are you ready to abort dan looks like he's about to yeah he's just like me i just held it in my mouth wait so he's holding it in his mouth he's not loving it he's going oh you want to describe that that was pretty horrific you guys were downplaying that big time what i mean well you got the most amount of garlic yeah a few so i think that's the i think you're right it without the garlic it's a little weird but it's actually kind of an interesting dish yeah i'm a fan of the peanut butter stuffing but the the garlic is is the wild card there and that all right well done dan thank you i think this next one's gonna get some of you guys it's a two-parter okay just get ready everybody everybody get ready for this okay also i'll uh start i'll start taking uh tally dan okay you don't have to worry about it what the [ __ ] ethan all right zach you're already laughing just get be serious now everyone ready this is this should be against the rules it is i'm the [ __ ] boss what role what was that well i wasn't laughing at the video as well okay that was like a george bush laugh it was enough oh my god okay this on her channel yes yes hari krishna yoga meditation extended version okay so that's part one okay i'm just softening you guys up for part two get ready watch closely sam this is also on her channel [Music] [Applause] [Music] i almost broke when i noticed the dislikes it wasn't even the video itself oh they didn't that's funny they didn't remove the dislike for everyone but trisha's meditation videos see i feel like i was tough but i i someone said where's the tomato option if you threw in that video i would have broke you said if i led with that one no no no the one the tomato one the tick tock live i have part three and now you you said two parts yeah you can't you can't improvise like that okay well done you guys were just scared of the consequence now i'm the only one that looks like an [ __ ] [Laughter] you guys knew that i wanted to laugh i wanted to harry harvey i was very close i was i was just thinking about that garlic again all right this one is a little bit longer but it's a journey i if you let's just let's just do a little experiment here okay all right guys oh my god thumbnail i have seen this but i've seen a shorter kickback version [Music] new york these are the type of videos you find when you first start smoking you look up like trippy videos you know these weird animations [Music] [Music] [Music] this is a crazy huh [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] i'm mostly trying not to laugh thinking about how you find this really funny well that's the funniest part to me really you just because this is just trippy and like and like kind of beautiful too well it's shocking and surprising and except i mean i have the advantage of having seen it before i suppose it's a very tool okay right just kind of things yeah yeah i appreciate the yeah the variation and approach if there wasn't garlic in that plate i probably would have laughed yeah and you're just hyper focused on that garlic focus quick tip if you ever find yourself zach king we don't need your magic vine compilation zach king is very talented though i do like zack king shadow exactly okay this is my favorite one okay this is one i don't know if i've shared with you guys i i recovered it in my memory so there's this game heavy rain and there's a glitch so you push a button to say stuff and and the button makes you scream sean which i guess is his son but there's a glitch where you can keep pushing the x button and he keeps screaming sean throughout this cut scene okay but you can't be laughing he's already laughing this is one i love this video okay here we go it's gonna be rough god damn okay guys no laughing now you're laughing already dan all right here we go i was watched i was laughing yes i was watching this yesterday and i was like gasping for breath laughing so hard i hope it's not too late zack's out dan's out also what's funny about the bug is that his mouth always moves [Music] [Music] like the character always move his mouth [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] i know who the killer is ethan [Laughter] you're about to break congratulations ethan [Music] you succeeded [Laughter] [Music] i'm afraid that's not possible [Music] i'm going to have to kill you i'm sorry [Applause] [Music] also what's amazing is as she gets further away his voice gets more faint wait he's back [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] oh my god you know what um oh wow all right there was a a version the original version was some dude recording a screen and they cut some about where it's really far away from the action you could just barely okay i'm bringing the heat today my boys that was that was great the end of the so dan cam zach and olivia abe is flawless victory so far there you have it oh man the second one was worse it was way worse besides peanut butter and garlic yeah so we can reveal the uh ingredients now ian uh okay so this is listed as uh stuffing mix garlic reese's pieces and espresso oh a little coffee interesting that's very creative it's like not gross stuff but together yeah kind of gross horrific conversation so yeah espresso with the the reese's pieces make sense yeah it's like sweet it must have been the [ __ ] hairs all right so up next we have uh dan oh you want to go what do you think dan i'm going next baby okay so um sam if you will this will be the punishment for my videos here thank you for leaving your gum thank you so much um awful yeah well thank you appreciate that you got it all right so what we have here appears to be a um casserole green bean casserole that's right is there meat on this thing there is meat in it yes okay so we've got green beans some cheese i mean if you didn't if you if i didn't know better i just think that was a yummy looking uh green bean casserole nice and creamy right kim there's definitely mayonnaise a little crispies sniff simply mayo in there oh boy oh i hate that idea anyone else want to hit it yeah i don't know just that seems worse than the last one smells like dog food there's a [ __ ] bug on there no no no it's a fly oh it's just it's alive it's a living bug is that part of the dish no i don't know i don't that one is just i don't know the creaminess is not i'm not a fan of the blood i'm missing out on this one it smells like a bowl of grape nuts oh [ __ ] the live bug yeah you're right i think that yeah those are great oh how'd you call that that's so interesting i used to eat grape nuts a lot i i always i questioned it who would eat grape nuts it's like ian is one of those ian and i are like the only people i think i have no idea what that is grape nuts is like matrix gruel it's like it's really good [ __ ] sand i don't know who can eat that [ __ ] it is it's so funny oh you're you're right you're right it is all right are we ready i'm ready all right here's my first video it's happened again another sign language interpreter accused of signing total gibberish this time it was at the police news conference announcing an arrest in the tampa serial killings we will be charging four counts first agreement standing off to the side apparently translating every word but it turns out much of what she was signing was nonsense she waved her arms around like she was singing jingle bells says one outraged sign language expert the woman identified as durlin roberts has a string of arrests for fraud so how did she come to be translating at last week's high-profile police news conference i just didn't ask enough questions tampa police public information officers that's a bad quality for a cop the woman simply showed up out of the blue and offered her services my immediate reaction was i didn't call for a sign language interpreter but that's great that we have one here i let her in did this woman appear to know what she was doing to the untrained eye and that would include mine i didn't see any problems this latest embarrassment comes three months after it was revealed that the sign language interpreter at her hurricane irma news conference also in florida made no sense the time to act is now look at his hand motions summing up the latest goof we won't be using that woman again cops say this was not a crime but it was an ethical violation [Music] oh not a crime it's not a crime did anyone laugh no i don't think so i thought it was great yeah i loved that video i was being strong but apparently nobody well i knew i knew it was probably because the part that always gets me is the guy saying um i just didn't ask enough questions can i can i make a a comment about chairs in general okay i can't be the only one that when you sit down your shirt rides up and it shows your axe crack um potentially you worry about that why the [ __ ] do chairs always have officials like a visual spot for your ass crack it's [ __ ] insane close the gap people and i have to feel the chair and i go yep there's an ass crack spot close the [ __ ] gap you don't need ass correct windows client 2021 close the gap i'm talking saw gaps and synthetic all right you good i'm good okay got out of the system i don't want to eat that [ __ ] i'm going to keep it keep it down i'm going to go there keep it 50 i'm gonna keep it very fast stop it right now there's the next one wait that's that [Music] we can't hear the sound we need the sound a little bit just just for a minute okay stop it already is that the day you ran over those three people yes actually is that count i fell sorry about it oh nice yeah i made you laugh okay momentum that's a pretty good performing tick tock for you right zach i mean 4500 i've had better okay but i'm glad you find it funny dan thank you now guts the gut uh i'm not laughing i'm just smiling zach always makes you smile oh it makes you smile um that's very sweet yeah that's nice little cutie squirt all right all right we we only got cam on that one yeah you're a tough competitor during my round i'm a giggler i don't know what to tell you man giggling i i fell out the most on him thanks for finding that funny day well i'm doing good so far i'm proud of myself i mean i've only done two videos but right i'm going for it last time i was just taking l's at every turn don't be shy i'm a little shy get in there that's fine that's fine that's annoying okay bosses hold on let me see yeah that's fine go more if you no no no you're good you're good you're good that's enough too okay well you didn't even eat all of it on the fork okay you're fine so just you want to talk us through it it's got a weird texture um was she right is it grape nuts i don't know what a grape knot is yeah i mean yeah maybe it's i think it's green beans yeah those look like green beans um yeah grape nuts would be the brown part it's like a little wheat bowls yeah it's not cheap balls it's not as bad as the last time but still i would never order this at a restaurant okay good to know cameron ladies and gentlemen there you go well done all right next step all right uh no need to mute this this is royalty free this is checked okay all good okay bro don't [ __ ] me with some damn's looking straight up is that real time so fast what is that yo donkeys [Music] yo that's like batman [Music] [Music] how are those people not falling off isn't that bad for the donkey to run on asphalt like that more probably i think i don't give a coke or something yeah he just did a bun donkey oh i hope the donkey's okay that's made me feel sad damn it [Applause] that they probably had to execute that donkey afterwards i saw the full video it slows down to a stop but you know it doesn't hurt collapse they run like that on asphalt they it's like permanent damage really yeah well that's unfortunate i don't know exactly i'm impressed with that donkey's speed man it's a warrior yeah can you talk us through it it smells like dog food oh it kind of has that texture too better not me because i've tried dog food before have you how does it compare interesting purina blue buffalo actually okay brand yeah that's high quality i mean i've had a better dog food but yeah that's pretty good you got better dog food than that food yeah interesting blue buffalo you know they got the salmon and stuff only the best for my pooch yeah i mean us too all right shout out to the donkey king after the donkey rest in peace to him executed shortly after y'all watched lisa back in the day never heard of it [Music] lisa like liza oh weirdly left debbie's son dan in a coma with only a 50 chance of surviving now the hospital even advised her to call the coroner but this bleak story took a miraculous turn and today we'll find out how one of tv's most popular sitcoms intervened to magically change the course of dan's life please welcome debbie castille and her son dan how you doing so i turned it on and immediately when the tv went on it was right at the beginning of the show with that funny kinky wow kind of music larry davis saves another life and i noticed dan for the first time has he had a very stupourous expression on his face for the seven weeks looks like he wished he was back at the science flew open he looked at the tv set and he i was going oh my goodness maybe it's too loud and i've startled him so i turned it down a little but he continued to stare at it and he looked at me and he whispered first words i'd heard in seven weeks where am i and i thought i thought oh here's mom here's our favorite tv show but this isn't home [Music] ever since i'm any parent it's just the most uh gut-wrenching experience i've gone through in my life believe they got a miracle in their lives uh dan was in a coma it looked pretty grim i mean they told debbie let's call the corner cheer up bro you're alive watching seinfeld one night i got a soundbite snapped out of it whatever connected it worked why do you think you survived it dan because i'm hardheaded although he does get a little brain damage i'm starting to fall together and then it was the theme song but really i just want to show the whole thing because he's as brain dead as i used to be i'm sure that'll get him out what'd anyone who's as big a fan as you are who would actually come out of your coma just not to miss a show should have a seinfeld cap for that hard head are you [ __ ] me in the ass right now this dude [Applause] music the music that i do seems to have a good influence on you so here's a little cd of something thank this you went through a damn coma ain't got a hat and a tv it's like a theme park i'll tell you about this that was my mate the talk shows have come a long way since then oprah would have like oh yeah paid all of his medical debt or something they're like we understand you have hundreds of thousands of dollars in medical bills that's unfortunate here's a seinfeld hat and wait check it out and a cd jonathan wolf yeah that was the man himself he was there that's the baseline boy yeah here's the color of that look and some crap that's crazy because those guys are so rich too oh man it's like you're going for round two here likes it he doesn't even mind we got any boo boo blue buffalo might want to supplement it with some dog food but michael buble michael boo boo boo all right i'm doing good feeling good it's that booster shot oh god damn it ethan you can't say things during the video that makes me laugh what did i say you said the last time you said i don't remember but you said something but oh when you spat that was oh well i didn't plan for that i was just thinking water and then you screamed sean that killed me we've got cam enzymes is that the battery that is saddam hussein yeah the man himself huh yep so let's check it out you [ __ ] [ __ ] that is so messed up that was genius ugh i literally went to youtube just type random letters the first thing that popped up it was a video with zero views it was just uh random saddam hussein almost got me because he said hello good morning in arabic and then it exactly you guys don't know the history that's the one that [ __ ] me up last year yeah yeah and dan got me again good nobody else left nobody else gives a [ __ ] i was so close i was so nobody else i just find that i find it funny that the thing that was gonna make you laugh was an arab video all right does everyone approve this is a pretty big bite oh yeah that's sufficient got that dog food we gotta get blue buffalo on stomach what's the yelp review the texture is [ __ ] horrible that grape sour the soggy grape nubs is not it that's enough already to make me uh stop zach nobody asked you to do that green beans cheese whatever creamy [ __ ] that is definitely mayo in your eyes is it cool how could it not be made why are you closing your eyes i just kind of go through it yeah the grape nuts is the worst part i did it though i ate it well that's it for me so uh ian do you want to reveal what this is there's meat in that uh yeah so in that one we are talking green beans grape nuts clam chowder ew oh my god vegan cheese sugar and vanilla the [ __ ] i got a clam on that bite that was [ __ ] the vanilla lamb i think the vegan cheese was that clam been sitting out dude probably a little too long yeah i would think so as well of course i'm though i got the clam by and no one else probably got a clam by it because i was like there's definitely meat in here i'm hitting something meaty oh yeah is that something right there that's like it oh [ __ ] that it's a little shellfish yeah that's horrific all right abe you're next all right yeah okay dish oh interesting that looks not bad i mean you got some mashed potatoes and a gravy the gravy is a little jiggly yeah it is a little gelatinous there oh there's a bug on this one too oh lovely extra garnier protein get out of there get the [ __ ] out of here well there's one in the oh this ain't right something ain't hearing right ew what's wrong with you i think this one is going to be cursed as hell i can tell you guys enjoy that that one's definitely cursed it's like fruit it smells like a air freshener that's probably the most cursed one yet like that cherry i don't trust anything that's chunky and jiggly that is horrible yeah yeah it's like sweet smelling and it smells like vomit and minty you give it a smell maybe you're not gonna make me smell it straight up that just made me gag sniffing that no that doesn't make you good you wish you were here love for this yeah i do wish i was there mm-hmm sam just with him oh yeah you're like you don't you want evil librarian i still have the last one in my mouth hit that water boy all right well i have four shorter videos and one that's a little bit longer so okay i will not laugh at this [ __ ] savor it bring on the heat you guys ready oh this is almost cheating this is called this is almost cheating oh well no has a mohammed has a mental breakdown oh no not [Applause] [Applause] is [Applause] is [Applause] oh my god i can't believe i made it through that i i was so close to breaking i was just about to oh wally that's almost cheating to use mostly with me i was wow hey i i was leaning with you i didn't call you out your shit's playing bro oh wait hold on a b hold on wait wait hold on what do you mean a.b i don't know if i could determine if i was laughing or not i need one of those the exhale come on the nose exhale what do we think sam you're the ref i think i'll finish dan with the next one he did like this like that no it wasn't one of those no no no no it was not there was no it was yeah you can breathe i don't i don't see anything no breathing please don't breathe all right fair enough ready this one's four hours long bro no that's not it okay i don't know more wall what the wait more wally is it just going to all be wally no no this is the last walleye okay do you want your light this is your bad boy foreign that's what i think better than that i don't even know i just i get a little bit of that jello and gelatinous ethan diggin looks like that you know when you have diarrhea and it's like mucousy yeah oh my god it's gonna come out looking the same yeah it looks like it came out of someone's nose oh god what it's it's like toothpastey i got you guys sam quiet sam said let's see gravy there's gravy on here he's got gravy it's so strong what did you put in that you foul witch [Laughter] is it peppermint oil uh you know what's funny and i'm not even making a joke i was asking sam for toothpaste earlier because usually we have some in the office and all of a sudden we couldn't find it fascinating the way that it finishes is beyond fallon that is beyond oh my god i'd rather eat the fika fish than that [ __ ] okay oh my god that's the moment canada you wouldn't don't say that okay we have the fifa fish we got bloopers you would rather eat fifa fish than that that was horrendous this one is super short the way it finishes yeah what the [ __ ] is wrong with you okay i'm not laughing again we have to watch this twice as like 10 seconds i'm not laughing it i'm just gonna wait this is not bad that day no it's not this is it no no no okay good i wish i could yeah oh bhagwan i know this guy yeah she did not prove to be a she woman to be a perfect [ __ ] nothing to make me laugh in competition with that she did not prove to be a woman whoever is there to be a perfect [ __ ] that's a great documentary yeah serious it was he was talking about like his partner who betrayed him mm-hmm yeah that was crazy that's a great documentary if you guys haven't seen it what's it called wild world country yeah on netflix right oh oh gosh i want keep it you got to get one of these guys they got to taste that abomination of god all right vile you guys ready zach hates it short as well very motivated yeah exactly you know if zach hated it yeah i'm so serious right now i'm not laughing again all right here we go i'll never laugh again let me full screen that first here we go pretty funny i'm outside it was not what i was expecting at all [Applause] it's pretty funny all right i'm glad that dan's good this is fine oh my god you swallowed it so far dude oh the linger oh the link i didn't swallow it oh you weren't kidding cranberries wrote their song about that i did it fast i wouldn't be able to get past it it did not help okay so that's the worst thing you've ever that is the worst thing ever dude it's like stuck in my throat it's horrendous it's [ __ ] like the sticky we need a medic right i sell y'all never laugh again so that's like all humor in life that's like drinking like a cup full of toothpaste pit yeah yeah it's like the [ __ ] you put your retainer in yeah all right so all the videos were short so that this one could be a little longer okay god i hate that on the show we reacted to a ugandan uh interview where someone uh the interviewer was trying to understand a gentleman who came in and was explaining that uh he was transgender and he kept asking the interviewer was trying to understand uh the sexuality of this gay yes why are you transgender now we've never watched the full clip so who is gay and this is the it's not the full thing but it's a little bit longer this is great and yeah and it also brings in the preacher from the eat the poopoo i'm almost paused that yeah yeah wait they're in the video actually together yeah how fast i'm almost positive this is the same guy okay the guy interviewing no no not that no this is going to be broadband you are transgender yes so who is gay i skipped past that part because we're all familiar but i could show that if you guys want to start there no no i mean we've all seen a million dollars you are a transgender and you're a gay rights activist and an outspoken um uh uh lesbian homosexual how can i describe you why should someone be gay so as we stand today are you dating any female yes i am do you perform the natural obligations doesn't that make you gay what do you mean doesn't that make me gay i am i am male 1 people are from like two different universes of you trying to understand each other and this guy seems like a dick at first and he may be oh yeah but he's really genuinely trying to understand that's what i mean he's actually kind of sweet in his his ignorance and how did he feel he's trying he's just he genuinely wants to understand being gay then don't you think guys homosexuals lesbians uh transgenders should instead be reoriented other than uh receiving all this kind of recognition because society seems to deem them as unnatural as people who are maybe lost there is nothing natural about cooking oh it because nature cannot allow you what do you mean nature cannot allow me i am attracted to someone sexually that is nature allowing me this why do you recruit young boys into into this gay activism i want you to tell me or when you having intercourse with a fellow man or a fellow woman is there only one way to have children is there only one yes there is legally is there any good justification for homosexuality now the they're oh i'm a human race defender priest comes in i'm tasting that oh [ __ ] my mouth still i'm not um i see pasta sempers come here i love that yeah i had to come to this show i spoke to you no he cannot just tell me so i stood out she thinks she's a man but she does not have the equipment to be a man so what do they do to be able to try and penetrate the other person they use carrots because it's a carrot watch it up backwards okay i think you're being illiterate no no no no backwards when you use something like this so when you use something like this and you put it inside you you rip your urinary tract areas when they put it inside they're behind now whatever chris movie room okay yes you eat them on your plate yes you don't use them when you're having candle knowledge what sodomy is about confusion a banana is different from a cucumber i have a carrot is different from a banana i want you to understand some good ones then they come and tell me what is going on but they are giving themselves here trying to figure out do you have fathers and grandfathers do you eat carrots so then so then that means okay what do they use for what what the what do you use ginger what do you use the carrots all the corn my food you see they don't even want to talk about okay when you take a man this is a man's genitals and you insert them into and the the intestine okay they put their genitals into the excretory system this excretory system is not designed to receive it is only the exit okay so they don't have enough cells bro is they begin want their sexual acts because she does not have the equipment they begin to use their lips so the mouth is used to lick the other person that's number one because they don't have the equipment avicora they begin to use gadgets like bananas they use carrots they use bananas they use cucumbers and other metallized ones and they put them inside themselves you [Music] so you use the carrot so who's transgender yucky you are gay if you use the carrot the top comment on the video was i wonder if the interviewer knows how famous he is i still tasting that and i'm just yeah it's a reminder that's the worst thing i've ever had yeah it really is so much and it's still in my mouth well is that it yeah i just wanted an excuse to watch the rest of that video i was always curious well it was really interesting that the the eat the pupu guy yeah yeah that's a that's a crossover episode right there that's awesome so who is gate all right please i'm just i'm sad that uh not everyone got to try yeah i know you guys you want to take a dive oh no no no was one part worse than the other part i think it took i i it's hard to tell what was worse if you i'll i'll try it the aftertaste for real yeah give this yeah you're a just little leg but that's total legend status we love that we love that i'll do it if ap does it too nope nope okay oh he is not allowed to do it there will be vom in the studio yeah well i mean there's no garlic baby bro i got a weak stomach i'll join you plain that's a good cam's taking it on no i'm not i'm okay they're used to it yeah i'm not i just share my seat ready cheers cheers thank you guys you guys are i just i think it's so brave of you guys to but to eat this because it's really are you eating it's really creatively bad mm-hmm it swallowed it like medicine oh dude it's like an explosion of all the bad flavors you can think of yeah oh my god it's immediate that's why i i thought i was i was like i could just get this down quick it won't be that bad but the the aftertaste is horrendous that's where they get you horrendous yeah it's the worst thing ever so are you guys gonna explain what's in it um yeah good job you guys first of all cam and olivia well done love that for you guys uh so yeah sam is a real artist in here with this the gravy is red bull and gravy powder oh red bull and then the mashed potatoes uh potatoes peppermint onion powder and blue cheese so it's definitely the peppermint and the red bull is like i still have it in my mouth yeah that's it's not going i want to eat one of the other ones now to like i need something it's the red evil come on give it a little taste a b a b a b a b a b don't give in to peer pressure kids oh wow okay his version of the mile high club is going to be [ __ ] on spirits oh i'm part of that mile hog club zach is next cool you want to come sure we'll swap all right so amy left before we could get him to try the he bailed so fast he was not having it nope and um i gotta tell you that last dish with the mashed potatoes i can't get rid of the flavor same i'm never eating or laughing again yeah it was horrendous i tried i started drinking coke i tried eating a little something and i just cannot get rid of that flavor i just it's so [ __ ] i told sam she's not invited in my birthday party next year [Laughter] your birthday is next week no next year go next year that's how mad at you you're planning all right what do we got here sam what what is this abomination so this next one is uh ambrosia salad which is normally made with uh sort of marshmallows of fruit fruit base pineapple orange slices things like that sounds good yeah it does want to grab a shot of it oh right but right oh is abey's camera so here we've got what looks like cheese marshmallow i know what it is it's [ __ ] mayonnaise that of like whipped cream right oh boy cheese evil i don't even want to say i smell the mayo i'm so messed up from that last one that i'm gonna smell it just for tradition there's little chunks of something interesting i mean like uh it just smells like mayo isn't like potato salad and stuff you usually have man so you know maybe it won't be that it looks like imitation crap i take it back that's awful it just smells like mayo it looks great to me with the i mean if no the cheese i don't know no it doesn't it doesn't look great to me come to papa is it cheese of course it looks like imitation crab yeah that's what i thought you were saying that makes it look like cheese i hope it's not crab is there crab in this okay no no crap not bad so can i get one of you are ian to try the [ __ ] mashed potatoes you guys deserve to be inflicted with that maybe at the end okay maybe yeah that's not because ab bailed before we could he didn't he didn't even eat anything he bailed he's like all right well i gotta go guys little [ __ ] smart smart man all right zach let's see what you got okay i'm never laugh i'm not laughing nothing will ever make me laugh again so good luck okay so one of my uh new favorite videos okay [Music] okay what is the slide oh [Music] we're gonna i get another replay that was the kid's reaction to the laugh was great [Music] [Laughter] okay no laughter nothing no no it didn't get me underneath it's close though interesting i did crack a smile okay yeah yeah pretty sure i think that's it my tick tock likes actually you had the advantage you'd seen it mm-hmm okay we gotta we got home yeah this is interesting it's gonna make me 51 years old oh can you full screen or zoom in i want to get those i'm already about to laugh love all the angles this is artistic [Music] it's like a bill wurtz kind of i love all the angles there he make himself a birthday tick tock he's 51 years young today [Music] all right you can't keep making it look you you got you got your shot all right come on you laugh no cause you i thought we had a one replay rule but okay all right i'll go for it yeah this is for henry then happy birthday henry happy birthday henry although i will say it didn't say he was 51 years old he just said 51 years yeah oh yeah he's just he's just he's just letting him go 51 years it's a dating profile henry 51. what the hell is this do i eat this it might be coconut should i try to get one of those red things in there it's just a cherry yeah bro my stomach is oh there you go there's some [ __ ] up dark arts going on right here happy thanksgiving legend goodbye a goodbye you're a good man cam walk us through it it's pretty sweet i mean actually something just hit me i don't like it at first it was fine with the cherry yeah the cherry probably dominated [ __ ] oh no you didn't try the mashed potatoes did you he did he did he did how does it compare not as bad but not wow i'm gonna be shocked if anything tops those mashed potatoes was it cheese in this this is second to the mashed potatoes in my bowl what's the chunky thing in there is it cheese the white chunky thing yeah i think that's a marshmallow no no the little shredded bits oh it could be coconut there's a whole lot of mystery going on right now i can't it's too much to do i can see coconut being thrown in there wicked awful kid it's wicked [ __ ] awful dude okay all right keep it rolling keep it rolling i'm not laughing for the rest of the day after that mashed potatoes i'll tell you right now that [ __ ] just hit wrong yeah i don't recommend laughing for this check out this roundhouse kick oh i saw a little roadhouse action [Laughter] all humor is gone from my life okay not nothing whatever tough crowd before i even think of laughing i can feel the peppermint yeah so okay it will not leave my mouth you're definitely working with a handicap here tough crowd exactly yeah tough coming after that following up that mashed potato okay tough ground okay this this one might get you ethan this one the ending alone why are you calling me out just because i'm a tough competitor today [Music] oh there it is [Music] what kind of train is this you just got oh damn i love that he's like my brother we made it he popped a wheelie oh did he i'm glad i didn't notice that because that probably would have got me [Music] [Music] he's [Music] oh [ __ ] yeah i missed that the first time kind of badass like i said there's no humor left in my life i like the celebration yeah me too i like that clip okay whatever wait is that tweeted by the wu-tang clan i think it's just like a wu-tang kids oh between kids okay oh wait no yeah it's their token actually save the wood 10 kids and then uh for the last one personal favorite more ugandan no i don't know why that's on the screen but we need to praise our lord and savior young cena unfortunately you're the only one that finds this one really funny [Laughter] [Music] i'm just thinking of the original video of him apologizing [Music] you remember the original video though think about the original i'm so so sorry you have to understand i love china young cena my dad the surprise factor's gone that's that's what almost got me i'm gonna i'm i want to make that my new wallpaper anyways thank god because i really didn't want to do that john cena more like john what's the name of that more like john cea jung cena see like c uh like yeah later emperor's name like c g or something the emperor xi jinping whatever the chairman the ruler i have one more um it kind of goes five right it kind of it kind of is the same thing though go ahead okay thank you this is the i had a six and i skipped it i already know it um i'm dead i'm serious i'm deadly serious like i will never laugh again hmm [Music] don't you feel stupid ethan's so close [Music] the two kids was so good don't you feel killing me [Music] the two kids thing was so funny yeah yeah the plus 100 social credits does that count as the left for uh cam i'm gonna i wanna you're going to try it willingly zach's taking my place for it all right that take the bullet for cam he's like your champion right go ahead zacky trial that's a big ass bite go for it get some cherry in there no dude get the cherry in there that's part of the experience you want the cherry yeah the cherry is gonna squish do i also want to try it go for it i'm not i'm not i think you want to try it i don't think you would have said that if you didn't want to try it i think that's maybe i'll be proud of you it looks good i'm proud of you for like of all of them that one looks the most legit like that would catch somebody off guard uh yeah i mean you could prank somebody with it for sure that's what i mean like yeah i mean you don't even have to tell you whatever you want to see whoa whoa zach you couldn't have held that for like one second longer she was about to take a big old bite what happened you want to talk us through it what's happening it's like the mayonnaise separated from everything else and just went straight to my stomach i thought you're the mayo boy come on maybe craft did make the right yeah you would use spoonful yeah maybe make the right decision yeah look at you they [ __ ] me so hard i was losing your [ __ ] proud of you for that yum yum well you were the one that was talking up how good it looks though [Laughter] you know what i chased it with the cherry carrot did hurt but i think that's what's separated oh it's coconut good okay i hate coconut can i can i speak speaking of craft mayonnaise you know like gift card they gave me doesn't [ __ ] work no [ __ ] what oh so they give you a coupon for craft mail and you actually tried to redeem it no no you try and redeem it like at a grocery store and they were like what the [ __ ] is this they gave me a 100 visa gift card right and i called to activate it they're like oh this [ __ ] doesn't work what there's like no balance on them that's so shady they couldn't even pony up a hundred bucks for you they [ __ ] me we need justice we need okay so we need to how do we get justice for this this is a lawsuit i feel like yeah yeah i you know it's like they need you know what i'm gonna do don't let them knock all over you like i'm gonna tweet them right now and you guys if you guys want to get involved but this is just it's outrageous okay so at craft mail it just doesn't work cash boy for my hundo yeah or the benjamin adams it's not showing up did they block me or something that real crap mayonnaise a real craft man is it a hundred or a thousand hundred [Music] did they really it's real craft mail they had like a thousand followers yeah they're probably all our fans too because we talked about them so much i still every so often i'll check in on their instagram and they still get zach comments on oh yeah yeah appreciate the fun i found them real craft mayo all right listen up you [ __ ] degeneres yo you guys you guys really sent zach a [ __ ] gift card after everything he did for you i called i followed all the procedures i called i activated it i go to a store it doesn't [ __ ] work i've printed it you know what you not only do they owe you a hundred now they owe you painted suffering and an apology how much do you want to make this right like 500 a rolex okay a male role i just another gift card would be great you owe him a new gift card double double it yeah i think that's fair double it for pain and soft eye for eye 200 bucks kota hammurabi [ __ ] makes the whole 100 also [ __ ] also [ __ ] uh bar stool sparks yeah dave pork boy yes because they [ __ ] be as [ __ ] bar stool it's just like i couldn't believe it they [ __ ] me once and they're [ __ ] me here's my tweet yo you guys really sent zak a [ __ ] gift card after everything he did for you owe him a new gift card double it for paying it suffering 200 pay up right now ps [ __ ] bart's little sports can you hit him with the hell i feel like they might not understand that the gift card that they sent was not functioning like that just kind of sounds like you're just complaining that someone just sent them a gift card laying around the damn office they'll know when they watch this can you hear them i appreciate that can you hit him with a hashtag hellman's at the end of that tweet too oh hashtag hellman's boy hellman spokesperson hellman's hashtag hellman's is hashtag real mayo for real men well real men real men real men what do we do real people where would we be without helmets real mail for real people [ __ ] you keep it inclusive helens would never he before ever almonds would never okay so what do we got here in the ambrosia uh so it looks like for that one it was pineapple cherries mayonnaise pecans and coconut oh so it's coconut that's the shredded mm-hmm yeah so it sounds like if it was just like whipped cream instead of mayo that'd be a nice dish yeah definitely traditionally it's traditionally with whipped cream evil ass put [ __ ] mayonnaise in it you know what i'm still suffering from that it's not going away no from the from the uh in the back of my throat i'm just i'm suffering i think because it's so slimy it's i think it's literally like still just kind of gooping down peppermint oil in it which is even worse yeah yes the extract is just it's like sticking to my like the [ __ ] you put in the diffuser it's very potent like vanilla extract that was just horrible yeah but i praise you for your evilness and yeah all right thank you next up next up you're up next right cam grants okay all right looks like we've got a nice traditional uh pumpkin pie classic thanksgiving beautiful now i've been informed that uh this has some sort of meat product in it so if i am to break we have an alternate here like cranberry yeah kind of cranberry sauce will be up next as well for everybody just in case just in case yeah so that pumpkin pie looks like deceptively normal knowing there's meat in it is a little disturbing yeah but um let's take it a sniff i guess actually looks good hot sauce or something oh interesting i think foul is something i mean it's definitely not it's brisket it's just a little off southern twang it tastes obviously like salty not sweet like barbecue yeah it's barbecuey yeah this goes because i remember when we did this last and we had the pumpkin pie with the mayo yeah the pumpkin flavor in pumpkin pie is so strong that it wasn't actually like i was good but it like i was down with it it wasn't as bad as you'd think because the pumpkin kind of overpowered the mayonnaise flavor but um sam is a mad genius so you like sausage i'm not laughing i'm telling you there's no laughter left in my life after those mashed potatoes we'll i'm just sour i'm angry i'm worried about cam because cam and i giggle at the same videos usually right yeah i mean cam got always got some weird [ __ ] up his sleeve i'm determined so i mean i got a variety of content going for this one so let's start it off with this one okay we got a little minecraft me a little sweet a little sour yeah see how this goes minecraft memes looks like the two this is all foreign we're going to send him to space this is a flying machine and gavin's going to fly little psycho girl where'd you find her to do this machine mumbo jumbo i see he's very helpful should send him a thank you note yeah we're almost done just gotta get this observer and now he flies look at him go he's so happy gavin always wanted to fly nobody all right nada it was just a nice wholesome video yeah it was nice i was hoping that the punch line at the end would get somebody's a surprise but that's okay gavin the pig we gotta send him to space galvin he's always wanted to fly i knew something horrible was gonna happen to gavin so yeah i was waiting for it yeah yeah maybe it maybe just caught me off guard when i popped up on my tick tock so i mean i cracked a smile but so it didn't quite get me let me go for the complete opposite end of the uh comedy spectrum now and get okay dark and cursed with it oh this is right off my uh cursed tick tock feet so enjoy four four gentlemen looking for love oh my goodness look at that dome i will [ __ ] you hot romantic hard romantic so here's the deal i got you six that ain't a question have you got mine good jacob davis swears every time he squeezes your lumptuous ass orange juice is gonna come pouring out ew what you guys both yeah yeah we got you guys the first one we played again i just want to see like the first one okay four gentlemen looking for love did you make this yeah these are great yeah i i just certified lover boys yeah the name of this video i will [ __ ] you [Laughter] hard definitely the last guy he went viral for one about like a turkey baster or something like that that was my first interaction yeah okay so dan is going for the alternate uh cranberry cranberry sauce it's pretty just pretty liquidy yeah this is like a goop you want to hand me the spoonful the pumpkin a little bit of a nyquil eh yeah i was just thinking it looks like a spoonful of menace so go ahead dan put that nyquil down wow you took a little taste he looks like he likes it is this spicy oh maybe not well like i don't know i don't even know what's going on there you seemed like you liked it at first hang on zach listen oh it is developing oh no it is developing spicy or what i can't i i'm baffled i i don't even begin to have a guess of what's in there is it gross kind of whoa like it was kind of good at first yeah you seem stoked on it but then the the the flavor it's it's it's sliding downhill as as time zack i see you inspecting your digging through that pumpkin pie what's going on there i i can't even i can't even begin to fathom what that is that was one of the weirdest things what are you doing interesting there's like something in here we'll take a bite of it he's digging for treasure it looks like anchovy or some [ __ ] good luck oh no anchovy it's tuna oh no you know what this is actually pretty good no well i'm not gonna try it like a squash mashed potato i'm going for a round here goes zach for the second bite of tuna pumpkin pie it's not bad i hate tuna so i'm not [ __ ] wrong with i'm not eat i'm not taking another bite of anything that's my pledge god i hope i can get you i'm hoping no it's [ __ ] i'm sorry that pumpkin that pump or the [ __ ] mashed potato stole the joy for my life yeah that is so too now you're right it's tuna eew tuna fish yeah i mean what i what the [ __ ] is that though i couldn't figure it out either like earlier i like it almost tastes like a like maybe sweet and sour but like oh but then mixed with something totally left field i really don't know i really don't know horseradish okay well go ahead and it was like it was spicy but but also super sweet it could be horseradish that's a good guy yeah so i hope i don't have to all right oh this is a like a leaf flower in the house damn even the dog got caught i'm gonna play it one more game pretty funny [Music] oh weird didn't know something weird and a hole that'll drill in your skull is that it no i guess yeah just why all right now now that's kind of [ __ ] up all of these have have a very interesting journey of flavor that it takes you on i feel like it's still developing in my mouth yeah that's minutes later that's [ __ ] up dude yeah these are all new flavors in our mouths you got mark ham yep i got a couple more i don't know this is a classic right here this is nothing like uh straight from my curse tick tock account but this is a classic rwanda or ronda oh [ __ ] oh glove knows it killed me with a stone my favorite he loves it as you guys can see [Applause] look he killed me with the stone a stone he can't use a stone yeah guys look yeah yeah look guys look look [Applause] hey disconnected yeah guys thanks for watching guys i heard a laugh did somebody laugh that's pretty i was very close and he gets a replay it reminds me of these i don't know if you've seen these memes of like old fat guys weighing themselves and the the the uh reflection of the weight you can see the little tiny penis this just this was nostalgic for me it reminded me that's funny yeah you've your summers as a kid yeah gaming out over the summer and you're in there did anyone anyone laugh while that one the hot summer day oh i was so close that really caught me off guard well i'm going in totally different directions i'm gonna use my replay real quick yeah as you guys can see he can't use the stone yeah guys he's covering his face like what yeah yeah look guys look look hey disconnected yeah guys thanks for watching guys you're welcome yeah i can't believe i did that i think um i think you're just not supposed to use stuns on one one-on-one mode or something yeah you're using stunts in the sniper match damn dude oh oh i see i say i see i see that guy that guy that got caught on camera must be so embarrassed yeah for sure he was using a stun on camera oh my gosh this one i feel like ethan i'm hoping this is my hail mary pass okay this one i i put in here just for you because i figured y'all appreciate it let's go i found this old video of my bus monitor literally flying in the falcon [Music] [Laughter] nothing i still got that i found this old video of my bus monitor literally flying in the falcon air when we hit a bump look at that no that's crazy nothing it's a lot of air that's a good thing that loves it well bottoms up can i try that it's coming up that's the next round round so you got a chance yeah you get it you had to go on for the second bite this is [ __ ] said it wasn't bad yeah but now it's [ __ ] up wait you're just eating the crust bro hold on yeah the crust is the best part you have to get that it's [ __ ] up is there something special about the crust sam no no it's just crushed zach is not loving that third bite that's good yeah oh that was his third time too well he ate he took two bites the first time oh joker brown cam what do you want from me all right joker brain proud of myself keeping it together because leave it cam that's like the funniest [ __ ] i've ever seen thanks all right good job olivia up next wait i think we already know but we go ahead yeah with the description of the pumpkin pie yep okay uh so this was listed as surf and turf pumpkin ew uh it's old bay uh pumpkin and buffalo tuna what was the first ingredient old bay the [ __ ] is it's a seasoning what's old bay oh it's a seafood seasoning sam said nice god i got it old bay wait blue blue buffalo tuna oh blue buffalo yeah yeah round goes around everything yeah everything goes all right get the get the get this [ __ ] out of here all right up next thank you okay so this round we have the uh cranberry sauce that dan's described it looks pretty wild yeah and it's a wild ride according to dan so um i'm not laughing i'm not looking for round two you're not looking for round two not necessarily yeah no because you seem kind of mixed on it i mean it's not a thing experience it's not as bad as the mashed potatoes yeah nothing nothing has come remotely close to that but nothing in my life has come as bad you see my mood changed after that yeah you completely actually would say this one is odd enough that i would almost encourage everybody to laugh at least once give it a shot it's not like it's not as um horrific as everything else that we've tasted i'm not it's more just weird hear that guys not that horrific not that horrific just a little weird weird would would you eat a jelly belly jelly bean made out of that what jelly belly makes weird [ __ ] flavors i don't know i mean i guess okay all right okay okay whatever all right olivia what we got i'm interested you're a little bit of a wild card i know about these guys what kind of they bring to the table in terms of their sense of humor i'm very curious what you've got for us that made me ten times more nervous okay here we go this is a popular one here we go a million likes wanted to clarify this is a copper exfoliating mask that i needed to dry so i can get my dunkin faster [Music] that's awesome she got bronzer on no she put a copper exfoliating face mask on she do edit herself so that was her original if you try to click on this video it is deleted yeah i imagine she got she dragged on for a block base or something yes so she was just trying to get her duncans early she's trying to get over to dunking i need my face mask to dry it's time to go to dunkins oh my god wanted to clarify this is a copper exfoliating music choice that i needed to dry so i could get it faster what is that thing she's using that's a diffuser and hair dryer i guarantee she voted trump by the way there's no way she didn't i love that one i didn't laugh but i love that video yeah that is awesome the dubstep got me yeah you have a nice little swig there buddy do i what do i do with this just for just double click the top yeah just full screen exactly yeah that's fine you don't need a lot trust me just that's fine bottoms up a dab will do you [Music] thoughts prayers i'm with dan this is a weird this is a weird [ __ ] taste right what the [ __ ] is this there's like this thing interesting thing you guys have cocked up sounds like a potion is that a health function yeah what is this man what's that alpha brain it's is this alpha brain i imagine this is probably what this is what i pissed about yeah it put it in your cranberry sauce exactly yeah but good stuff number two am i able to full screen her yeah this is my favorite thing that's ever happened my mom made this video to show her facebook friends this cool trick wow this is going oh boy oh boy so does anyone oh my god welcome to my world oh my god that is a cool trick thank you yes so let's try again that was good yeah new video [Applause] trader one's in on this trader you want in on this i like this boomer [ __ ] though i'll tell you here we go so does anyone buy the kind of peanut butter that doesn't have all the additives so the oil is separated and when you open it you have to mix it well that kind of like is a really crappy task and it drives me nuts so here's what i do put only one beater in the a hand beater this is going to go off stick it in and you're going to want to really hold on to that jar because it's going gonna wanna take it out of your hands and watch like that she barely held on to that jar you could tell a handful and she did it twice and stick it in and you're gonna want to really hold on hold on tight look at her hands he's gonna want to take it out of your hands and watch like that that's good that's good i can't believe it take a big bite there dan cause you you only did half frost i know but you only ate half of it last time i've been thinking about how to describe it the whole time see you trust me it's so strong you only need the slightest amount you're like no just try it just no just if you don't laugh i have a bonus video that i need okay go ahead i feel like i'm impenetrable right now okay impregnable this was my favorite video growing up and it still makes me laugh go ahead and see what we got yep okay this girl is sneezing with her eyes open oh okay no this is her objective mm-hmm oh she's put a little something in her nose to make her sneeze interesting she's trying to sneeze with her eyes open oh my god why is she doing this so close to her face [Music] why is she doing this do it again do it again do it again she did it though she did yeah all right she proved this all wrong he did people say i can't sneeze with their eyes open and she proved us all wrong oh [ __ ] i got it oh that's never coming out [Music] just tastes like cayenne pepper you guys are tripping no no way no way yeah that's something you put on egg rolls man it's not bad yeah it's not bad that's what i was saying it tastes like a sauce but a sauce you would never want to eat by itself can you have me a napkin sir it's like a sauce that you would never want to eat by itself obviously but to me it's like you know chili powder it's chili powder it's paprika it's stuff like that okay you know mixed with the base is probably cranberry i think there actually is cranberries yeah it's super sour i guess that's maybe why yeah what's like throwing me for a loop there well it reminds me of there's these little mexican candies as a kid that i hated but some people loved i love those it reminds me of that hmm it's a little reminiscent of those i know what you're talking about and yeah feel free to giggle thank you thank you thank you for the permission oh you guys might like this a teleporting effect okay where's it gonna teleport me to i hope to my camera roll a teleporting effect okay oh my god or is it gonna teleport me to oh to my camera a teleporting that's really good that's really good thank you that's that's good that was hard that was that was hard there yeah all right here is the last one last one i love this video that was a very good video hitler he said he'd had an emergency defecation situation and needed to choose her bathroom but the judge in the case found he had a sexual motive [Music] an emergency [Laughter] because this next story is so tragic i cannot be laughing right investigators believe a bomb caused the explosion on a plane which is just taken off from the somali capital of mogadishu the blast blew a hole in the side of the planet there was no violent decompression [Music] very good very good very good i was going to say this is almost a dd megadoodle moment yeah exactly definitely a dd megadoodle [Music] third [ __ ] thing of this let's say dd megadoo it's that that one oh i know her yeah i have watched all of these compilations yeah these are good they're good yeah it tastes like something you put on an egg roll it's like sour celery that's what each one is worse worse than the last one all right so so are we done is that it so what do you want me to show you the bonus ones oh sure yeah okay this one up i deleted yeah there's a lot going on in my mouth right now it's a lot going on well describe to us so what what is in this ian uh so this one is was ethan wright did he call it it is cranberry sauce with well cranberry base sugar spicy tomato juice and fish sauce oh my spicy tomato juice hmm fish i didn't notice the fish sauce yeah interesting the fish sauce i did not i didn't get that one that's the [ __ ] i put on the soggy waffle oh right flashback soggy waffle that's a different game yeah limp bizkit actually okay are you ready yep a little bonus round oh come on this is cheating yes this is well this is what i did to you this is my true test so you guys can see just how [ __ ] i am from those mashed potatoes i'm not laughing [Music] see how joyless i am now damn wow well i'm glad i got you on on my true videos so yeah you got me you got me you definitely got me all right so now that we've completed this yeah i got a second comment anybody coming from the history podcast huh 90 likes shout out okay so now i gotta get i have to get ian in here and sam if possible to try those mashed potatoes [ __ ] sam says she's tasting him did you taste it on camera all right ian get over here the more the more people that take did everyone here taste it i did not you guys well you guys want to give it a taste oh that i didn't the mashed potatoes oh i tried the mash yeah we all did except for a b for the next all right so we're doing a little bonus clip ian was kind enough to come out here and take a bite of the mashed potatoes and gravy let me see the let me just verify yeah that looks like a good that's a good healthy bite can i look too yeah zach wants to verify verify zach needs to inspect are you gonna do a taste test what is this there's like nothing in here no that's fine you know what while i'm here oh i have the tallies of who broke the most oh interesting dan with six wait dan won no dan laughed six times he broke six times cam was six olivia with two baby with zero because he ran out ethan with three and zach with eight hold on hold on olivia did two olivia won oh i guess wow impressive it appears like she did okay congratulations olivia's the victor you know um i'm proud of myself after last year was such a pathetic showing i did better good job congrats why don't you why don't you join us well maybe you should hit a bike since you lost i'm not hitting this [ __ ] again i don't think sam wants to take a bite i did not see that happen but ian is doubting that sam tried it she said ian was at home you have to rethought to that i don't he doesn't have a response to that mad scientist in the lab okay now you deal with the consequence of this [ __ ] this is just it's still in my mouth it's ruined my day by week you ruined the man's thanksgiving ian i didn't laugh can we save some for a b when he gets back too i swear to god he he just ran out of here it's not fair when he was here he goes i got to be out here by 3 45 to make my flight he was more expressed than his jacket all right ian thank you you're a good sport again i mean dude i seen you eat that fish i can't top that that was the most foul should i've seen in my life you tell me and tell me if it how's it compared to the fish because let me look at the ingredients no don't look well you're still eating it hmm it's [ __ ] up dude i mean ian again he ate that whole cat or a whole fish from the swiss and swarma or whatever had he called love so strong yes sue strowman yeah but that came up just as quick as it went down to for him is that it's that peppermint that gets ya you know distilled red bull yeah that's do you want to chase it with that some of that i'm good how's that do for you it's kind of like like you know like your salad tossing santa claus and just pardon that's what it tastes like licking santa claus is that god yeah it's got this like pepper mini burning how does it compare to the swedish fish that's yeah that's all you cannot yeah so that's like giving santa a rim job as well that's what i'm getting at yeah wow yeah but i don't know it's it's it's not too bad it's that it's that too maybe you didn't get enough gravy on it no way he's going for a second wow i'm impressed this man just came in and i feel like i'm brushing my teeth yeah it doesn't feel safe for consumption you're brushing your stomach acid it's like you're just eating a bunch of fluoride the blue cheese all that no that hit worse yeah i think the first bite wasn't oh ian the man [Laughter] all right so listen guys this is our thanksgiving uh special coming out on thanksgiving i hope you guys enjoyed the show i hope you had a fantastic thanksgiving yourself thanks for watching we'll be back on uh friday for after dark live and that's about it for us so happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving everybody [Music]

Channel: H3 Podcast

Views: 1,225,529

Keywords: h3 podcast, h3h3 podcast, the h3 podcast, the h3h3 podcast, h3h3productions, h3h3, h3, ethan klein, hila klein, ethan and hila, ethan & hila, thanksgiving

Id: lD1Z7NYUXjc

Length: 143min 59sec (8639 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 25 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/ZachryMedearis]

Yayyyy bringing back the classic Thanksgiving Special! Thank you H3 crew, Happy Thanksgiving

[u/canaryheron]

Zach the type of guy to say "extra protein" when there's a bug in your food

[u/eleventops]

Can I just give a shout-out to Sam for making a full thanksgiving spread for this? Regardless of if the food was intentionally gross, she still put so much time and effort into making these and I appreciate her so much.

[u/Dry_Pick_304]

Is it me or was somebodies phone vibrating throughout the entire episode? Made me check my own phone like 100 times hahaha

[u/Wintertime13]

Shout out to Sam for making all this (disgusting) food!

[u/[deleted]]

Of course AB doesnt fuck with Garlic he takes Twilight very seriously

[u/BlackberryOwn7574]

Shaaaaaaauuuuun. Shaun! Shaun. SHAAAAAUUUN.

[u/Odd_Sympathy_7508]

funniest part of dans segment was when the Leeza video was playing and theyre all saying “yo whats wrong with this dude” and he had brain damage 💀💀

[u/tortos]

At first I thought Hasan Piker deflated, but then I realized it was just Camron.