Content Court: The ACE Family

two alright for the honorable judge ethan klein this episode is brought to you by rage and quip thank you everybody thank you bailiff you may be seated welcome everybody to another session of the content court i am your honorable judge ethan klein this court is now in session today we are looking at the conquest of the aced family this is not our first look at a family yeah conquest i'm gonna even say conquest they have conquered youtube this channel is extraordinary big coming almost to 20 million subscribers and the the breadth of their enterprises is astounding as someone who hasn't followed them barely knew about their existence i'm shocked by their popularity and so let's take a look and see what is the ace family up to a little background ace family consists of three original members you've got katherine and i guess the the husband is a college basketball star austin mcbroom was he really a basketball star college basketball but yeah and there are three children ella ally and steele that's kind of a badass name steel [ __ ] yeah i think it's just l a liar oh l they got the name ace family by using the first letters of the original three cast members austin catherine l ace ace family has attracted more than 19 million subscribers since launching their youtube in 2016. now their once humble vlog is a full-time cringe enterprise growing bigger every day next slide they're being charged today with statutory douchebaggery what does statutory actually mean by the way like like statutory isn't that underage well i i think the expression is just referring to it's by some sort of criminal statute it's not you're thinking of statutory rape is but that that's just one statutory yeah no vin we don't we don't talk to you baby diesel you mentioned statutory rape and finance to me baby that's the best thing ever i noticed you were really quiet during the episode with belle delphine too thank you for refraining during that a lot of people come oh my god criminal snakeishness hmm and misdemeanor destructive delusions jesus is okay going in huh all right opening statements a b would you like to begin by saying your case against the ace family please thank your honor yes today we'll be visiting the ace family a family who on the surface looks like they are the perfect disney fairy tale dream they have everything they have looks they have seemingly they are happy but taking a deeper look it seems like there's more to the story and part of me feels bad talking about what looks like such a genuinely happy family but another part of me maybe call it my conscious your honor says who you kidding me we need to go after these guys they're full of [ __ ] and today i present a case to the court that i think will prove that they are not what they seem thank you i like uh the court definitely recognizes the who you're kidding and so certainly taken uh note taken uh a i n j do you have any uh retorts [Music] wait whose hand is that handing you a microphone and it's like backwards don't worry about it okay why are we holding a mic today i just wanted to try something a little more loose a little more free flowing why no i don't know i'll mix it up all right so what's your opening statement we're reinforcing family values it's all i'm saying is family values are lit and cool and awesome and cool well are you saying they're f they have good family values i mean why are you twitching angry are you yeah it looks like these shorts when i think about people you know talking down on families family values bonding it just really grinds my freaking gears i don't understand what is it because he has no family he is a family he's connected to the internet every robot every toaster is his cousin that's very polite okay i'm not quite sure what your point was but uh thank you for submitting whatever that was all right thank you lawyer baby okay all right thank you very much i don't know what that was all right moving on let's start first charge statutory douchebaggery we have a what the [ __ ] is this what is this picture of uh that is a his face on a douchebag all the time right yeah i never knew what a dish bag was you insert it and then you squeeze and i guess it rinses god bless but does anyone use this i don't know i mean i'm assuming some people use douches and anyway here's one with i would buy that's pretty cool merch actually i feel like that's kind of cool merch that's true all right the jet ski situation in august of 2019 the ace family uploaded video of austin riding a jet ski in his swimming pool spilling excessive water out all down the hill there were complaints that the water was causing mudslides and damaged the neighbor's property there's so what i'm going to show you is the video his video and then i'm going to show you the neighbors video kind of the two perspectives now this video has 9 million views by the way august 2019. you know he's they live in woodland hills by the way so although i know they have like this huge expensive beautiful house but woodland hills is a working-class neighborhood they're on top of the hill so it's not like they're pouring water down on like super rich people's houses and stuff these are like very working class people whoops let's go oh my god you're disrespectful to our pool what you're so disrespectful to our pool about your neighbors dump them oh my gosh i can't believe you're actually doing this ace family like six months ago austin said he was gonna get a jet ski in this pool and i didn't think he was actually going to do it hey family this pool is so big that you could put it it's not that big right in the pool but why not [ __ ] that you only got one life to live i tell everyone you only got big but not jet ski big tell him in the comments that this is disrespectful yeah it's not the ocean it's nothing so hey i would never do anything so i think that's it the the other video you can see he's really displacing what [Music] okay so anyway this is the view of the neighbors downhill from him wow let's go there's another video which i'll show you afterwards which is way worse you see all the water spilling out here oh just straight up mudslides oh my god just tons of mud pouring out into the neighbor's yard which i mean my first thought was like that seems poorly built stop oh that was my favorite part stop the neighbor's screaming stop so this was the first time okay wow even after he created a mudslide in the neighborhood he did it again are you serious watch this one this one's even crazier [Music] watch how much water you displace look at this why are you doing that oh my god look at all this water he displaces dude stop so you know no this is not cool this guy's like look at all the water coming out of the pool it's mentally like five-year-old well what yeah look at this oh my god you know when you're in the ocean and you do this stuff to like splash water on people he's doing that with mudslides to his working-class neighbors so um wow so there you go the jet ski situation stop that's definitely a situation you know it's a perfect example of just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do something right and also over a not fully functioning brain well yeah i think they have like vlog vlog vlogitis where it's like you have brain virus of the vlogger where you just do dumb [ __ ] it's like what happens to jake paul he's like i need to make content now my pool in the backyard's on fire and i'm burning down the whole neighborhood and the mayor's tweeting at me or the suicide forest i'm trying to get some attention it should be a condition the suicide forest conditions yeah well like vlogitis yeah it's like vlogitis right it is it is of mental condition it's just not well researched yet here's one of the neighbors saying hey can the next douchebag be the ace family for running jet ski in the pool and creating mudslides to destroy my uncle's property and grapes they have done it multiple times and we told the city but they continued to do it oh my god oh and then so so she was she responded this woman by the way who has she goes out in response to this guy who said you destroyed my uncle's yard she said oh nothing people just hate to see happy people minding their own business living their life and staying in their own lane so i'm just smiling at them how do we know this is in response to that no it wasn't she tweeted this she just tweeted these smiley faces after this person tweeted someone said what's happening yeah yeah someone asked what's happening and she explained i mean i feel like they have like a legitimate grievance you should just say sorry and not do it again what's with the staying in their own lane your mod didn't stay in your lane yeah you literally didn't stay in your lane like quite literally what lane are we talking about and then someone said if you're mad jealous at the ace family house what does that say about you instead of coming up with reasons why that you shouldn't have this life come up with reasons why you should being sour about their beautiful house is nowhere to start and definitely louder he says say it louder mama wow what a great community they're they're brewing there just say we're sorry we won't [ __ ] put a jet ski in our pool anymore you know damn you're just jealous yeah i am you're just definitely and yolo are two common defenses that they give i mean the jealous defense is quite versatile i have to say it's for quite versatile okay moving on to the next uh crime here stealing designs from a smaller designer our favorite yeah we're very familiar with this austin came across some headband designer he was a fan of and reached out to see if they wanted to collaborate the designer goes by the name of urban trademark seven the two gentlemen meet up and they allegedly agreed on doing a collab shortly after this meeting austin released his own headbands that looked like a ripoff of urban trade seven's design austin also allegedly copied his mobile merch store idea as well so let's look at the evidence here now here's on the right is the dms between them that this guy posted austin said what's good bro i randomly popped in your shop today and i got a couple of headbands i noticed your username on the tag and wanted to hit you up to see if you're interested in collabing let me know and he was just like yeah for sure let's meet up yada yada so here's this guy kind of retelling retelling we've been getting a lot of comments lately asking us what happened what happened with the ace family in this truck so we just wanted to address it and let you guys hear firsthand from our mouths what really happened my first thought when i saw this video was like turn the music up bro you got a vibe turn that music up i don't want i don't want to hear what he has to say just chill for a minute i think it's funny when they play the music too loud you're like what what oops that's five let's find out that's hot comments lately and let you guys hear firsthand from our mouths turn it up he reached out from the text messages that i post the show just um link up and try to put something together we linked up uh first thing when i got there he's like bro did you bring some bands bro i want to get some more from you i'm like yeah i got some in the car so then from there i was like all right well what i could do is i could make a couple exclusively for you and then we could sell them and then you know when i link back up i'll make them when i link back up we can negotiate like the price and a couple days later i seen on youtube he had on the bench some bands that looked like fortnite but him and his daughter it was mad that it wasn't i just know my work and i was like i was like come here look at this i hit him up i'm like bro what's up with this people do that man people turn it up it is really loud so fast that i'm not the only one that's been done too i'm pretty hey hey feeling this beat i can't really hear what he's saying another thing with dope is i'm working you should be shouting that um we can like basically rewind time every band that i make exclusively for you we pop up zach why are you playing will smith sounds bites yeah i feel like it's vaguely racist you're playing will smith sound bites i just want to throw that out there like what's the relevance i mean i didn't even put two and two together though all right does that guy have a defense lawyer zack uh aiem what do you say in the uh dude would you like to prosecute zach i'm gonna have to pass on this case he was he was just vibing i wasn't trying to be racist i was just about to do it i'm just kidding i was enjoying it i just thought i'd call you out it's fine yeah i was laughing when i heard will smith hmm it's rewind time ah that's right we've been getting a lot of comments lately just giving you our time keep it up i don't i don't wanna yeah i don't wanna disrupt your creative juices bro please don't working on a truck that um we can like basically do pop-ups where every band that i make exclusively for you we pop up we can sell them and then you know all right bro let me do it i really suck at this let me explain better than you here can you play some super loud music as i describe what he's trying to say basically austin came he said yo i like your headband let's collab then he disappeared and he put out headbands similar to his but then what really pissed him off turned it [Music] and so this guy's whole thing is he cruises around an ice cream restaurant [Music] well here let me show you and you can decide if you think but i'm already like so upset by this because the ace family i don't know anything about them but one thing i can tell for sure already they're huge and they're rolling in it they got they got the bags just right they secured the bags just wait so um why are you gonna do that to someone who's being a creative independent artist i agree like be a little generous if anything i agree yeah you want to you want to help you want to help people out who are trying to make it you know especially independent artists so here on the left is their headband by the way headband merch is pretty niche so already it's like but this is their their their headbands on the right are very like print all over colorful uh patterns right so these are the two there's no it's not like a blatant ripoff of any of the designs it's more like a conceptual coincidence pretty clear what happened though you know i agree and now here so here's the truck thing so this is his mobile truck that he cruises around and sells his headbands in and then all of a sudden the guy from ace family austin mcbroom yeah i'm gonna [ __ ] sweep his ass out of this courtroom mcbroom and so this is his ice cream truck yeah that's ridiculous and so now now he now awesome by the way gets defensive as usual and starts trashing on this dude on his uh instagram live listen i think there was some other [ __ ] random ass dude talking about i [ __ ] copied his ice cream truck who the [ __ ] is i don't even know what a [ __ ] he is i forgot all about him i met with this dude literally over a year ago talking about his headbands i liked his headbands went to the store saw some headbands hit him up on the collab he didn't want to collab with me because he tried to say that the headbands were expensive he was bullshitting he was trying to get over on me so i said you know what bruh by the way you know that's not true he definitely wanted to collab with you it's huge opportunity for him you know what i mean yeah you know what i'm gonna have my grandma make me my own headbands because everybody sell headbands in the stores everybody all the stores sell headbands you ain't the first headband maker who the [ __ ] you think you are you're inventor of headbands idiot so i made my own hairbands he got mad because i posted it and i had a little following he got mad it was wearing my headbands with l he was like he he tried to take my idea he took my the idea where you put the banner on your head and you cross it and you tie it and you put it in your head he stole that from me austin from the ace family stole my art and i don't like them don't like them right so then a year later just like fred i'm i'm oh the ace family's blowing up i'm itching for that clout pill i need that clout ace family blowing up they got over 10 million subs i'm trying to get some attention it comes out after we have made an ice cream truck from sd raps they literally customize this random as [ __ ] they came up with it with their own he starts by saying i don't even remember this guy and then he details every [ __ ] single thing that happened between them like you clearly remember it quite vividly real quick too the offhanded mention of fred i looked into that fred was their original director of their videos on their channel uh who they uh stiffed for a bunch of money and then he revealed that he they were actually only paying him 150 bucks per video what 150 but that's not even like going great no and that guy did a whole exposed thing as well about that's not even a day rate for like a gaffer no that's not he had a great for uh for uh for anybody he agreed to do it for that for for credit in their videos and then they didn't credit him like they would agree they're so wealthy too yeah why are you being so just wait like the the cherry on top is coming oh you think these [ __ ] are cheap just wait i can't believe the whole thing is just out there [ __ ] on this poor guy like for no reason sending he said at this point he has 10 million followers so he's sending all that to this guy and if you look at the comments everyone's like cry laughing emoji clapping it's like yeah also watch this i don't know what he's thinking that he's like doing some eddie murphy a bit or something yeah he thinks he's a comedian you're not he thinks he's kevin hart or something yeah i need that clown ice cream truck literally in a day right we release it he tries to come out and say we took his idea from getting an ice cream truck you know how many ice cream trucks are out there what do you mean how many ice cream trucks right here like are you you're not selling ice cream yeah he's not accusing you of inventing an ice cream truck bro and did y'all see what his ice cream truck look like it's half the size of this cool you're rich you have a big ice cream truck you definitely didn't copy him all right skin truck is bigger half the size of that [ __ ] so i'm just hot like i'm a star i might really start selling the clout pill that's gonna really help people like a lot let's go it's gonna save a lot of lives and keep a lot of people from getting in trouble so i might invent the clout pill so this is this is what he says about all the people who i quote are haters he says they're trying to get the clout pill yeah it sounds like he's oding on that clout well you know if you're if you're if you're if you are uh have already named the clout pill i think you may be having too many conflicts with people yeah if you're already kind of you know what i mean good point though you got to check the dosage on that yellow right i need that clout when you take too much cloud pill you end up in a jet ski on a jet ski in your pool causing landslides when you hear your neighbor yelling stop and you're like bro you're jealous right you're just on the clock you're chasing that clout pill bro stop you're flirting with me stop haters [Laughter] yeah this shit's great right okay and now austin has been accused multiple times of cheating on his wife [Music] now obviously there's no concrete proof what i can only show you is the evidence and we can draw our best assumptions it's not conclusive and these are not statements of fact these are we are just simply reviewing the evidence okay in a snapshot video uploaded by alyssa violet you can see austin in the back of a car full of other girls while his wife is at home pregnant this video was taken after 2018. alyssa violet you know who she is yeah okay so you tell me what you would think if you were if if if this was me and you saw this and you were at home pregnant with theodore look no well i think what's important is to see what's going on in that car yeah he's in the car [Music] he's there he's in the [ __ ] whatever this is man this ain't a scene for a married man i'll tell you that but that's oh my goodness and so all the fans and stuff are worried about him and stuff and oh i'll play the whole video [Music] everyone's like yo uh how was coachella why were you in the car drunk while your woman's at home taking care of toddlers this video seems off i'm worried they had a fight i saw this snapchat he says he left coachella because he doesn't drink or smoke yeah he was obviously shit-faced in the back of the car his body was just completely off he didn't peed in my basement he just beat in his basement okay and then his wife yet again comes to the response someone says i just realized i would be torn up if i saw him if i saw them slip up because this drama legit stressing me out she said what drama my husband and i are happy as [ __ ] by the way that's kind of a red alert that statement alone we're happy as [ __ ] yeah i swear when people reach any level of success people just want to bring joy bring joy down with them weird-ass people this girl is concerned for you you're gonna call her weird-ass people i actually thought her statement of all the ones i read was really the nicest of them all that's so funny there's like a fan that's worried for them i i dude if i you worried for me you weird ass weirdo that situation don't bring me down i don't think that was a good look for a married man to be in that situation while his pregnant wife's at home you know what i mean like straight up there are some straight up weirdos on the internet pretty objectively bad situation no i'm not saying he you know he cheated but the lord knows it doesn't look good right yeah i just think it's funny she they get so defensive instead of being like you know what he was in a city he was just in the car with them it's all how about like thank you for your concern she's like i would be devastated if anything hap ever happened with you guys [ __ ] you bitch-ass hater okay i need that clout uh here we continue on further allegations twitter and instagram account at bella cgrr said that austin was cheating on his wife catherine some said austin slept with some of her friends and made them sign an nda hey girl the odds you'll read this are slim tonight i want to let you know because oh so this is a message she got from some random apparently oh is she posting them yes the girl the other girl posted them hey girl although you read this slim dinan i want to let you know because you deserve to know as a mother and as a woman last weekend awesome was with some friends mine in miami he slept with one of them and made her sign an nda i was just talking about that with somebody about how they're all these freaks make like i just that's just like the funniest move ever to sign like hey baby yeah okay i need you to sign this nice i didn't think it was fair at all with you home with the babies waiting on him i'm disappointed as i've been a fan since your first little apartment since l wasn't even out of your belly yet i hope you see this i'm not messaging you for clout or start drama i couldn't scroll past your pictures and not say anything can i just erase the word cloud i know it's crazy that people really use that word unironically yeah and so now catherine the wife is back at it again on twitter oh my god laugh my ass off post your proof that people want to see how about you post what you got and if someone tries to sue you i'll pay for it deal i swear people believe everything they read but this one so i will say in their defense the girl who messaged her did not ever send proof okay so this one's very thin next one however is much more damning in my opinion more allegations came out in october 2019 an instagram account named heidi mccl mick colin released dms between the two also claiming that austin got her pregnant the instagram account has since been deleted she she wrote in a story i'm tired of being harassed i was used and told lies and now you want to harass threaten and deny my unborn child i don't think so i've kept quiet for weeks but no more i hope you learn and i hope people know that all the rumors of how rude you are off camera is true you're a totally different person off camera the most disrespectful man i've ever met me and my baby will be fine stop trying to contact me i am more upset with myself that i fell for your lies now here is dms that look are between him and her wow so unless they're doctored this is really compelling stuff and i mean we can't we can't rule out the possibility because i think we all know how easy it is to fake a conversation but for sure i'll read it it looks real though uh he said have you told anyone she said no i haven't no one but my sister and i've told her i'm pregnant nothing more what the [ __ ] why would you tell someone unlock unblock my number don't say [ __ ] to anyone else unblock my number what the [ __ ] man that baby probably isn't mine anyway please can we just talk call me when you ready to she said leave me alone he said please please and then he continues please can we just talk call me when you are ready to she said leave oh please leave me alone she he continues please just i'm just scared you would understand but no don't need this getting out just want to handle it quietly i'll pay you whatever you want please just don't read it's really small so i'm trying to read it please just don't need this getting out the media in the media please delete the pictures of us together if you have them as proof i'm begging please send me as proof i'm begging and please unblock me she's posting these dm's in her story she says i could post more but that would really break your image now wouldn't it at austin mcbroom what do you think about that that's wild so my theory and it is just a theory the fact because they're always really quick to be like uh uh they're this is wrong this isn't real the fact that they ignored it makes me think he paid her off or something yeah and then she erased and then probably erasing the account as part of it yeah they're rich as [ __ ] they could pay her a ton of money and my theory on this is probably the wife knows about all this yeah and she's just they they just like this life and i think well i think between them i'm sure there's like lots of arguments but for them they're like we can't risk our business and our business is being like a happy family you'll find out later actually that they they should they admit like they're almost admitting like happily that oh we didn't talk for six days haha you'll see just that that's coming up right abey correct yeah okay so but again we're also we're just assuming here obviously so but as with all family vlogs you can pretty much assume that the tip of the iceberg is just that you know you see the pretty picture and then once the cameras go off boy it's a whole different world so i feel like we have reviewed quite a lot of evidence on austin mcbroom being a douchebag a-i-e-n would you like to defend your client uh yeah sure i mean i got a couple charges here so i'll have to run through them uh first mr klein i have a question for you do you own a jet ski no i do not when was the last time you rode a jet ski probably several years so it's been a while so it's probably hard to recall the feeling of sitting on a our rxp x 300 wave runner you know belly full of barbecue brisket with just the wind at your back feelings oh so good why barbecue brisket do you know that can you work too do you understand that feeling mr klein sure i could i could put myself there so if austin mcbroom is sitting in the middle of los angeles no big body of water in sight well and he's got a beautiful beautiful stunning beautiful sea doo and no seat to yeah it's very it's really not that far from the ocean but you know ain't something tells me you took a little too many clout pills today you know that's not i'm not on trial here irrelevant remove it from the record uh the record remains anything else to say about uh other than that that the ocean's not near so you just invite putting a jet ski in a swimming pool i mean you're in los angeles it's not even like you're in kansas or something i mean you know that's just one charge there's multiple things we got to keep it pushing was the other thing the headband was that oh yeah that's right well first of all i think you guys i don't remember the details i don't remember whether you stole the design from james charles or whatever i think you might have i don't remember i wasn't too familiar with that i think that's what happened but you guys are not impartial this hits a little too close for home i think the judge has to recuse himself okay that's a fair sister snaps yeah i certainly i certainly can see your point on that one it's maybe something that i would rule and bias so we're here what was the other one was like cheating why are you asking me you're the lawyer dude i'm just you guys threw a lot of it cheating all right well did we see the did we see the plug go in the socket no we got a picture of that no then this is all speculation in it all right are you done it's speculation in it why did you turn english all of a sudden i rest my case all right all right maybe ap bring it home come on baby okay i got home now i got you all right well first of all everyone knows that james sister snatched teddy fresh's design uh of course i don't think that needs to be uh discussed also um saying that he didn't cheat we were not trying to prove that he did in fact cheat we're trying to prove that he's a douche yeah that being said there's a lot i can say i feel like the case kind of speaks for itself but when i was doing my research i found the cross i came across a comment from someone named abu batata 420 abubatata means father of potatoes in arabic just for the record and he said awesome mcbroom is like a human version of an axe spray bottle and i feel like that sums him up pretty well that that comment really resonated with me really stuck with me and i haven't been able to get it out since so i'm going to end my uh prosecution by saying that austin is a human axe body body spray bottle that's all got them an axe spray bottle that's pretty funny okay thank you well let's deliberate shall we let's let's let's just let's go farther of potatoes okay let's review the first count is the jet ski he's causing a landslide the dude screams stop they still do it i mean even do let me ask you something he's a douche let me ask you a question hypothetically is it douchey to just do it once like let's say that he didn't cause a landslide and his neighbors didn't get mad is it douchey to do it in that perfect vacuum it's douchey but forgivable right it's the fact that he caused a landslide and did it again that really puts him in there and calling them jealous on twitter right right right right saying telling him to stay in their lane or something on to the second point the headband stealing um hey although aien does raise a good point that i probably can't rule without a dude i also would tell you that this is my courtroom and um [ __ ] you and [ __ ] the procedures right hey come on i need that clout i'm taking that clout pill boy he's probably gonna be pissed about this video knowing how defensive he goes intake i'm gonna use some of that cloud build anyway did he rip i don't i wouldn't say he ripped off the guy's design clearly his designs are different but he was heavily he basically stole the guy's whole business model and then told him and then like made fun of him on instagram instead of being giving him a shout out which is what he really deserved you know so dude like for sure douche yeah no question no and then the second one was cheating again no evidence but you know he was the first the concrete indisputable thing was he was in that car with all those girls which is really douchey to begin with all the dms and stuff is speculation so i can't really say one way or the other on those i'm not i'm can't hold those those don't hold up in the court of content but on all three counts i gotta find the boy guilty guilty guilty being a douche austin mcbroom is a giant douche here you are don't kill me hear ye hear you it's a triple kill actually zach yeah it really wasn't a double kill triple kill sound bite triple kill there you go uh yes austin you are a douchebag this is me calling you a douchebag this court finds you guilty now guys this is only the beginning uh but we do need to take a brief recess we'll take a quick break to thank this court's uh take a recess to thank our 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second charge criminal snakeishness snakeishness it's a cool word snakeishness yeah and the emojis too very official so what you see here it says the ace family basketball charity event now what does that make you think ila when they say it's a charity event probably everything from that event went to charity right right exactly what everyone would think well that's not exactly what happened introducing the ace family basketball charity now the j this charity in june 2018 they held a basketball charity event and announced they would donate a hundred thousand dollars towards a charity of their choice and any further money the event made the event was sold out included a performance from glenn travis when the ace family only donated 75 000 and gave no explanation for why it caused controversy for fans who deduced they made a higher amount than that but never went through with their promise to donate every piece of money made however other fans have theorized that the other money may have gone towards payments for the event now before i get any further into this these are very serious accusations and i need to put a big caveat in that these this is only projection only pr uh well this is only guesswork right like i i'm not gonna i can't say for sure that these guys committed fraud or or that they stole money that people i don't even know that it's fraud necessary i feel like what happened if what we're saying is true is that they misled people and ended up profiting a lot of money that people thought was going to charity like you said you say you know yeah you assume if you're going to a charity event it's all going to charity so let me explain they're selling this false advertising what would you call it ja raw or or it's it no it would jarrow which is not fraud yeah it's not fraud what is it i would call that uh false advertising yeah so something tells me that uh austin subscribes to the ja rules school of business maybe he was part of the producer team i wouldn't i love that line charles such a legend so um they have this jersey merch it's 65 you see in the top right okay so we're going to crunch the numbers here okay they held it at galen center which is uh where usc plays it seats ten thousand five hundred and fifty eight people that's its full capacity ten thousand two hundred fifty eight people the tickets were forty five dollars that's four hundred sixty one thousand dollars in ticket sales and it does look like it was sold out if you look at you will watch the videos right we have video evidences it was definitely sold out in their vlogs they say we sold it out they'd say there was 10 000 people there that they sold it out wait i want to see video of it oh it's here let me let me show you the videos give you some pro like by the way these guys they're so big yeah and there's like all these famous youtubers uh ricegum of course was there why wouldn't he be and rice comes on his phone he thinks that's [ __ ] hilarious and epic that he's on his phone god he's such a douche rice cub's stealing the show you're trying to make a show about austin and rice comes still in the douche show [Laughter] right what did he call ela monotone monica oh monotone monica right monotone monica over here [Laughter] i'm trying to find the check so they they did this whole thing about how they're going to donate a hundred thousand dollars and then they cruise out when they check back for 75 and it's it's made out to ace family charity of choice it doesn't even say like they literally they couldn't pick like the event is already happening i find that so odd i mean this event is insane it's sold out stadium tons of celebrities i was more that's definitely sold out i mean i don't see any empty seats i'm just i'm amazed at how big they are i've never even really heard of them until now and then okay like i just can't believe there's a family channel selling out stadiums yeah that's crazy and i mean i don't know as much about it but i mean considering they filled out like a whole stadium 75 thousand i mean not to compare i mean but your guys uh help campaign if i may simp um you guys you may way more than that on your own i mean you guys didn't have uh a star-studded basketball game filling out an arena i don't know i just find i find that kind of an interesting number but again i don't i don't know as much so it's definitely bizarre so far well thank you i want to understand more we're going to crunch the numbers yeah first of all thank you for simping a b we're going to crunch the numbers and find out how much we're going to guess how much money was generated obviously it's a hell of a lot more thank you and then they they said they were going to donate a hundred thousand and then mysteriously lowered it to 75. which is odd um okay so but you can see the event it's pretty epic honestly i'm very impressed that they're able to put all this together but now let's go in the laboratory and crunch some numbers the galen center has 10 258 seats that's max capacity it looked like it was sold out they sold tickets for forty five dollars that means they generated four hundred one 000 and ticket sales now i'm going to assume and you can tell me what you think about this yield that they sold 2 000 jerseys you think that's high that's a high let's just assume for the sake of this calculation they sold 2 000 jerseys at 65 a piece that's 130 130 000 so the total potential taken was just under 600 000 dollars that is a little bit of a generous assumption though because you don't even know it looks full maybe it wasn't sold out exactly and maybe it wasn't two thousand jerseys but the highest end assumption yeah yeah but also i'm sure they had a production company cost so especially there is a lot of cost to go with an event like that insurance the stadium all this the staff every there's an enormous cost maybe even 50 percent is caught is just straight up cost and also the merch costs money so yeah i think 50 is pretty fair so if you cut so let's say we have 600 000 we shave off 50 you have a 300 000 profit yeah right so like why is it that you would think that if you're going to a charity event all of that would be donated right yet they not only didn't claim to donate 300 000 they lowered the initial amount from 100 000 to 75 without explanation that one i just don't get like now what was you didn't admit that just add it yourself you know that's that's that's the point they just magically reduce it to 75. they've clearly also made a shitload of money and they still and stinginess wouldn't even donate an extra 25 000 and make good on their original promise of a hundred thousand yeah so they're making a [ __ ] load of money from a charity event which doesn't seem no you're not to make any sense right that's supposed to be making money yeah it kind of defeated what do you call that jaw roll i would call that uh false advertising right that's not a crime is it no but like it doesn't it's not really charity if like they're donating a bunch of money and then you're making a shitload of money yeah you would need to say like pro portion of the event it's gonna go to charity right you don't just call it a charity yeah because if they said that people would be less stoked to go buy sixty five dollar jersey right and forty five people because you know that they're gonna take like 60 of it or something so they did another charity event well it was so profitable the following year they held their second annual charity event this time the event got a whole lot bigger and the charity got a whole lot smaller no way really ace family charity event the next version get hyped and posted in the last few days is because we wanted to solidify this big announcement hey stanley are you ready we have officially solidified our next annual basketball charity vid and we are doing it one last time here in los angeles at the staples center staples center do you know the staples that's where the lakers play yeah that's big time [ __ ] dude i mean the other one was big time [ __ ] yeah this is like mega big time [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] i mean with peace and love i just don't get what people like about them like he just seems so he's not really even likable but i mean hey i'm just a judge i think i think um it's just not your your type clearly it's not my type but i don't know who the [ __ ] type this is but god i wouldn't even know him if i saw him on the street i don't even know what this type of person would be very interesting i'd be like [ __ ] crazy dude the staple center now chris brown was here right that is who breezy is yes oh they're super easy okay chris brown who beats up his beats up his girlfriends love to have him not just there he is as you'll see the uh co-sponsor of the event oh fantastic ace family slash chris brown hey isn't chris brown the guy that beat the [ __ ] of rihanna yeah you know good boyfriends do that right good boyfriends stick with good boyfriends it's part of our family values this is insane man what kind of world are we living in where this guy i mean i'm not sure i want to live in a world where this guy is this famous right here in l.a i mean i'm not sure i'm ready for this world i didn't know that this is the world i was living you're in city i'm in the same [ __ ] city he probably thinks the same thing about me right chris brown why is mr beast there [Applause] i think he's probably a lot smart he's probably just happy to be involved i can't hate on mr b he's a sweetheart the legend james james look at his album holy [ __ ] oh yeah james charles sings the fingers the national anthem i love it that's all i get come on i wanted to see james charles sing the national anthem it's just a super cut and i was blowing through it all can you look can you in the meantime get me a link i want to watch this it's honestly not that funny it's it's a pretty good rendition of the oh wow really well there's two other singers they're probably you're hearing them more than him they turned his mic off you think my original cut i included more of it and then i was like this isn't really funny because it's just it's just the national anthem you think they turned dan says they turned james charles mic off well i don't know if they turned his mic off but i've heard him sing in other videos and it wasn't as good as this you heard it here dan says they turned his mic does that make sister sense oh is that chris brown the dude who beats the [ __ ] out of uh his girlfriends nice let's have him involved jake paul good dude all because of the ace family i'll make this happen me and chris brown we giving away a hundred thousand to a charity that we believe in because this would not be possible without all of you we would not be able to write this check here for a hundred thousand do you see all the hubbub they're making over 100 they rate they must have raised millions of dollars in this event also just quick aside but a moment ago when he said me and chris brown were donating a hundred thousand that kind of sounds like they're both donating a hundred thousand no joint together which means they're doing 50 000 this time they're generating way more money and they're donating less money and they're making a shitload money and by the way all this [ __ ] hubbub for just a hundred thousand i mean a hundred thousand dollars a lot of money i'm not saying it's not but they're generating probably millions of dollars from this event yeah so like forgive me of charity to profit is off way the [ __ ] off to call but they call it a charity event which is super misleading that's how you get all these people involved don't aren't these people feeling all like tools like like right look at that clout boy cop pill oh wow baby i need that clown we really did it you did it one week later new house baby at their new oh oh for real yeah that's not a joke oh this is their that's funny their new house were you saying it as a joke yeah i didn't know that no this was the next video the next video posted after whoa what was that ja rule that's not fraud no right no that's just false i advertising call that uh false advertising that's not fraud oh you're a little early aren't you super early it's okay come on in hey this is a week later guys what's going on everybody i know a lot of you guys have been wondering where have we been where's the ace family thank you to everyone who came to the event thank you to everyone who watched the event for everyone who supported us for this event we cannot thank you guys enough and none of this would be possible without you guys the ace family so with that being said we kind of need a little break wait who's the ace family are we they's family are you there's family we're all their fan base is the ace family but i do find it strange because they're always thanking the ace family saying right it's very like egocentric everything about it hey i just want to say this wouldn't be possible without the client the reason i i i i chopped that up just to keep it moving but um i do want to just emphasize at no point do they mention the money the charity aspect of the event they just say thanks for coming and then they just move on so once again the event have like a website or no so once again it was marketed as a charity event let's crunch the numbers break this down at the staples center stalled out 21 000 seats the tickets right this time last time was 45 this time it ranged from 48 to 250 wow average ticket price we'll assume is 70. ticket revenue 1.5 million okay so they're selling the 65 dollar uh uh jersey and i think if we do 20 again which would that would be like 4 000. you didn't include that one this time did you i guess not but yeah it would be about 4 000. uh so what's 4 000 times 4 uh 65 it is uh 260 thousand dollars so they're they're at about one they're about 1.75 in revenue right now now renting the staples center paying staff getting insurance all that's [ __ ] expensive dude yeah we're estimating half a million it could be higher than that yeah easily half a million yeah the thing is if they sold it to staples center as a charity event they might have been able to get it cheaper which would have been why it was all framed as a charity event as well just a thought i don't know that but it's really hard to guess the numbers yeah it's a lot i'm sure it's super depends on what time of year too there's a lot of factors for them but let's just say 500 that seems reasonable i think it was probably more i think it was probably more like 750 000 just to give them the benefit of the doubt that still leaves a million dollars left over then you consider the fact that they donated a hundred thousand dollars 50 of it was from chris brown so they donated fifty thousand dollars of a million dollar take which is you know five percent that's less than sales tax they advertise it as a charity event there's no evidence that anything more than that was donated to charity really it's a straight to our mortgage event yeah it's a down payment event yeah it's a down payment event so i mean this whole story kind of blew my mind is that you could throw a so-called a self-titled charity event in which you keep 95 of the money they made a million dollars they donated 50 000 they kept 95 of the money into their pockets yeah very cool i mean it's just it's insane i mean it just is [ __ ] nuts if we ever did anything like this before it would be literally my head would be on a pike outside youtube headquarters i don't know why they get away with all this stuff this is like ja ro what is this i would call that uh false advertising you know i i i'm surprised that this isn't being investigated by authorities because i do get fraud vibes from this to be totally honest because i don't think you because it's super misleading and i don't know that you can just [ __ ] call something a charity event and then keep 95 of it but i think you need to be sued by somebody so i don't know we're here right well i'm not yeah i'm suing them [ __ ] it i didn't even attend [Laughter] i just love that the next video is them in their 10 million dollar house that was so funny which by the way it was two houses that they purchased for 10 million dollars they then combined them into one giant mega house so really the house is probably 15 or so i i remember reading a headline that it was like a 20 million dollar house the property i i was able to find out that they bought the property for 10 million and that there were two houses on the property and then they can they'd like voltron the houses together yeah i think they're trying to say they have like a whole hill and woodland hills that they just cause mudslides on all the peasants below do you think the mudslides affect the valve galley what a b so do you think the mudslides affect the value of the home yeah the neighbors not theirs right all right i've seen enough ai ian i dare you to defend this uh well mr klein uh i mean as far as i'm concerned this is a little thing i've heard referred to as donation shaming something i believe you've been heavily criticized for in the past well i don't think we're donation shaming him i think we're merely acknowledging i i i admit that the amount he donated is a large amount it's just it's more the misleading aspect of the event that i take across with oh interesting you know i think it's it's also interesting to hear uh talk about fake donations coming from you mr klein why is that i mean based on some twitter accounts i i follow they've been alluding to certain things that might be a bit dubious regarding some money you might or might not have given away recently i don't what just tell me what you're talking about because i don't know well i mean i've been told that you scam you lie and you steal money you scam and cheat and steal and lie and cheat have you been watching keemstar yeah name more than dramaalert name one additional news channel other than dramaalert you know that's not relevant i'm just saying i think you should recuse yourself recuse yourself why you want me to recuse myself because keemstar lied about me and said that i committed fraud close the trial um you know this is just kangaroo why are you even criticizing me you're supposed to be defending the the ace family not i'm not on trial you know i i've been told that out of that hundred thousand dollar giveaway five hundred dollars might have disappeared you rocketed that what are you going to buy a ps5 you thought you were going to get slick huh you know what's funny that is equivalent to the amount of money they donated from their basketball event yeah it is 500 is the equivalent amount of how much they donated right no fifty thousand it would be fifty thousand it would be five thousand would be the equivalent of the hundred thousand yeah [ __ ] i'm an idiot [Music] how dumb am i compelling stuff do you have anything to say in defense of them are you just going to attack me i i just attacked you that was really myself a b well uh yeah that sounds like a typical dramaalert fan whenever ethan asks him to provide a source he he couldn't he said it's not relevant so yeah i believe that you have been watching dramaalert um because he's charged with his chart yeah and um i don't know like i said again the evidence speaks for itself the dude has frosted tips and a chin strap in 2020. the guy's the guy's a snake you can't trust a guy who was rocking a look from the 90s in today's world i don't trust him he's a snake that's it frosted tips is pretty incriminating i have to agree with you on that one i hadn't considered that thank you baby anytime all right hit the music yeah he's a [ __ ] douche [ __ ] him guilty we don't need to linger on too long i mean come give me a break what the [ __ ] is this you can't pocket a million dollars from a charity event and donate 50 000. yeah correct me if i'm wrong ace family but you're not you haven't corrected anybody who said this which leads me to believe that you made a lot of money and i guess everyone who participated in that is kind of an idiot too i need that clout because like if i part if i participated in a so-called charity event and then i don't think you should blame those people because that's the problem of what ace family is doing these things a lot of time work on just the basis of trust you just you just have to trust them that they're doing the right thing i mean for someone like i don't know all these big influencers that were there they're busy with their own life there it's not their job to go and make sure this is a legit event well at least in my opinion to an extent i agree but i have to assume that everybody was like yo go to this event it's a charity event i'm going to be there that's why they were able to fill out all these seats because all these huge influencers were promoting it but then when you hear that they've only donated fifty thousand dollars and you know they sold out the staples center i would probably be asking him for an explanation well that's why you're not his friend and especially the second you wouldn't be asking questions but i don't think you guys would hang out again it doesn't like people ask questions i don't hang with people that frost their tips anyway so good point ab but it happened a second time that's what's crazy and the second time was even bigger he's like i'm gonna run this i'm gonna do this crazy anyway he's a guilty [ __ ] i mean you know ricegum i expect this of rice gum but chris brown really hey isn't chris brown the guy that beat the living crap out of rihanna i vaguely remember that all right and now on to our final charge misdemeanor destructive delusions wow that's a mouthful they're there in the jet in their house yadda yadda let's get to the juice haze family exposes themselves by accidentally uploading a clip showing austin yelling at his wife catherine this happened actually very recently remember this uh this happened just like this month right or last month yeah last month in a clip the family posted youtube austin seen briefly shouting at catherine and swearing as they try to film a segment many fans think that the clip was left in the upload video as a mistake and it has left fans concerned about the dynamic between the couple one person wrote she looks like she's about to cry another person said they thought that it was evidence of an unhealthy relationship here's the clip that was left in their vlog by mistake which is awesome welcome back to our channel guys what's going on everybody look at my hair no good thing i don't have to know i'm gonna say good thing i'll be on camera today okay good okay my hair looks [ __ ] up i'm gonna film like this so just go okay bro really i mean like he's all butter about how his hair looks like is that just the whole premise is kind of interesting right like how my new they think about these things okay one two three hey welcome oh look at my hair good thing i'm not gonna be on camera today he really thinks his hair is so [ __ ] up everyone's like dude look at his hair look at his hair anyway they left it in thoughts on the clip itself what does that speak to um i feel like being in the kind of world of being in a relationship and recording i feel like those situations kind of happen it wasn't that bad actually like i can see us having a moment like that and it doesn't necessarily mean much more like i agree thank you my personal opinion on that but there's more evidence so let's just take that as one piece because i feel like their response to that where they try to acknowledge it makes it worse interestingly because i had the same reaction you did but when i saw this i was like oh that sounds worse than what i thought it was so first she tweeted out i hope you guys enjoyed today's vid super chill video something different and yes aus and i get frustrated with each other sometimes it's called marriage i wish people would stop expecting people to have a perfect life oh but that's what you portray life is just not real that's not realistic love you baby and tag them low i mean that's your problem people think you're having a perfect life that's what you're putting out there oh and then they acknowledge it in a clip called we went to therapy here's what they say about it i recently uploaded a video a day in the life of catherine and there was a clip in there that was not supposed to be uploaded it was not supposed to be in there i accidentally left it in there i edited the video and you guys know they're on purpose you guys oh my god do you believe that that's the video elo no there's no chance they have a family they have all the like i mean oh the [ __ ] there's no way she edits the video this kind of video that's weird i was editing the video you guys know that austin has been editing the videos since day one and basically we just want to talk about that for a second so pretty much um it was a rough morning that morning there's zero percent chances so what is she saying she's saying normally he edits but this time she did this was her first time ever editing a video which is not something that you just jump into by the way that's very weird there's no way they edit their videos at this point in their career with all they're doing no way sorry i don't believe it what the [ __ ] well they got in uh they got their previous beef because they were paying only a hundred dollars maybe they couldn't find any other editors in l.a stiff people like that it's crazy come on guys um it was a rough morning that morning and we were frustrated with each other we were arguing and obviously they only saw a clip of that yeah you guys only saw the a small clip of it you guys didn't actually see me yelling before thank god and i was like a tendency to like always defend over like she's oh i was yelling at him it was me that was yelling at him also it's the first time i'm editing so i [ __ ] up and he was in and he was in a car with a bunch of girls at coachella and our marriage is perfect you weird like you should just look very defensive of him you know it's always i don't know it's odd i could be off base here too but the way that he's like staring her down the entire time as she explains it do you find it like the body language the body language is kind of i mean yeah we're obvious that's reading really deep into it but i know what you mean he's like really poor he's like really imposing his body over her before and at that point i was so frustrated and i didn't like how it was going because it was my video that i wanted to do and at the end we had the babies yeah and at the end he was like my hair is [ __ ] up like i would not be filming like this and i was like okay and at that point it was like the fourth try and i was so over it and that was the one that we used and it just so happened to make it in the video and that's like just dead the truth um but i will say that they said you were crying they said you were crying before that were you crying no i wasn't crying i said you got a bruise on your forehead stopping that's what they say stop it you're lying no you covered up with your makeup today yo did you hear their neighbors screaming at them that's like a real sound bite stop you could just hear them in the house all the time oh listen people are crazy no listen no we always argue okay something that you guys don't know listen is that recently pretty recently i want to say like just a couple months ago there was a period where austin and i didn't talk for four days we didn't talk for four days we were so irritated with each other and we didn't show that on camera we didn't film that we didn't talk about it it's our business that's normal no i know so not talking for four days seems like i i don't think in our whole time together we've ever like that that seems like a really serious thing not talking for four days like that's ice cold dude yeah you know like am i wrong is does that seem normal in a healthy relationship to not talk for four whole days that's that's the weirdest thing i've ever heard in my life i mean i can get a date like oh we didn't talk for the whole day if you have a big fight or something but four days i i personally don't ever see something like that happening the only time it's like the only time i saw something that extreme happen is like my mom and my dad after like 50 years of marriage when they were really upset at each other so it's pretty extreme they've gone that long without talking to each other they did two weeks of not talking really oh [ __ ] they're the world champs of not talking oh wow so i guess yeah two weeks that is pretty that it must be a guinness world record well you know i thought it was like they were just frustrated in that moment but when i saw this i was like oh wow it was more serious i'm i'm trying to partner so i'm trying to understand still the situation so was it that like she was doing a video about her so that's what she was editing is that yeah apparently she was doing like a day in her life so he was like hey oh i'm glad i'm not in this video my hair's [ __ ] up yeah got it yeah okay because i didn't really understand but i get lady macbeth vibes from her you know what i mean i feel like she's she's as in on this as he is you know what i mean yeah because look at this look what look at all they've got all right here we go normal couple normal no i know but i'm just not arguing no i'm just saying i'm just letting you guys know that like four days of not talking it's pretty wild for us that's normal especially when you're business partners not only parents right your business not talking for four days [ __ ] you know i've seen it many of times in my own did they do daily videos and stuff like people argue how often do they post it's more like post pretty frequently i mean it's not daily but they've got dates a few times a week yeah vlog [ __ ] mother of [ __ ] i clicked the video that time right on the [ __ ] video dan it's weird for me too so we uploaded a video yeah god i'm just wondering if it's weird that like were they making videos even though they weren't talking to each other yeah that's what i wonder too but it sounds like maybe they didn't make a video in that time frame [Music] and he was like my hair is [ __ ] up like i would not be filming like so is there anything more to see is that i don't think so okay okay so you know obviously me and you can attest that it can be stressful not only marriage but working together so honestly i i'll i i can overlook that entire situation i could totally yeah let that off you know but now now we go on to the penis-shaped lollipop situation ela in january of 2019 austin posted snapshot videos of him buying catherine's little sister a penis-shaped lollipop show catherine what you have in your hand he said in a video of her little sister licking the explicit candy soon after the clip went viral and the duo was called out for sexualizing the young kid though the pair never commented on the scandal they did take a break from social media from one month man these guys have been through it all so this should this should i have to say uh what was really something uh you know what'd you say what'd you say what are you trying to get to you love what oh god you don't need that come on you know it's spencer spencer's has like some toys and stuff too it's a mix it's weird yeah it's like pop culture what did he say he said talk to me baby that's so messed up vin diesel this this is dude we got to put a line on this in diesel that's that is just bro you can't do that please bro put that in a bag right now keep that in the bag forever do not show that to anybody okay that's [ __ ] up dude she's so [ __ ] beautiful you can't do that i'm laughing because it's so insane that you're hitting those sound bites but you can't do that all right guys i'm in so much trouble but she said she's going to steal it if i didn't buy it so it's better me buy it [Music] this is a vlog diet whatever yeah exactly i promise you something don't show nobody that lollipop okay okay thank you let's go come on let's go put that away put that lollipop away [Music] guys i'm not gonna lie kathryn's sister is a seven what are you oh my god i gotta go i'm leaving so here's what my theory on this whole thing is that he's basically directing exactly what he does from the beginning yeah he goes oh grab that like she doesn't know what she's doing she's a sweet innocent girl he goes grab that lollipop and yeah now take it out and now and i'll take it out and walk around the mall with it exactly what i was thinking so yeah so like this disgusting yeah just disgusting dude to go off of that too in spencer's i mean like they have a mix of stuff like t-shirts and stuff but then they have like one corner that's just like a shitload of like dildos and oh so yeah he definitely directed her to do this i feel like any of us that makes videos can immediately like see how it was going yeah in their head yeah he's got vlog flogaidus he's been taking the clout pill too much and he's just he's not existing what yeah on the cloud bill you know it's really it is really sick and there's just one part he goes it's our little secret like that's i don't like hearing grown-ups say that to two kids especially when it comes to stuff like this it's our little secret bro i don't want you having any little secrets with this girl yeah you know what i mean stop and he even he probably even told her to lick it at this point outside and like you know because she she doesn't know what the [ __ ] she's doing she doesn't want that she doesn't care about that lollipop she probably saw like you know she probably saw a tootsie roll by the cashier and would rather have that also she's seeing him laughing so it's just exactly it's a game yeah yeah yeah also you're right most of the counters in these stores are a bunch of candy they have like dragon ball z a bunch of kid stuff but then there's the dildo section that has the peanut shaped lollipops in the back she definitely wanted the dragon ball z [ __ ] lollipop down at her eye level you know what i mean exactly she's not strolling through the dildo section being like i want that one [ __ ] weirdo i need that clout yeah too much dude that's your little secret that's your little secret bro you cannot say that bro no let's try michael jackson [ __ ] sorry ab that's what michael jackson says this is our little secret we'll discuss this later a b is a uh a b is a simp of many people including michael jackson which we have a problem about we i have conflict with a b over the symptom for michael jackson anyway that was disgusting i'm afraid to respond disgusting behavior but you know can we just write it off to vlog-itis it happened early last year moving on to the next part and this part this shirt this clip's been shared all over the internet and it's really tough to watch because first of all i'm a dad so i understand the affection that a man has for his children i understand it very well i love my son and you know i get it like like uh but the problem is doing stuff on camera and putting it on youtube i haven't watched it yet but i'm just saying in this clip so this this happened recently too and it's being shared like big time by a lot of people in this clip that's made his rounds on the internet austin's seen slapping his four-year-old daughter's butt and he says in a suggestive way oh my god i can't oh god damn i can't even people call also on social media i understand that but the way he looked at her and say god damn was kind of creepy one concerned viewer tweeted before another added the way the little girl pushed his hand away from her butt too i didn't notice that let's watch yeah come on i'll be working out too much you're getting fat why don't you get fat yeah lights god i can't all i got to say so like if he just slapped her butt i probably i mean i could easily write that off his fatherly affection but the way he says ah god damn i can't did kind of creep me out i'll be working out too much but you know what like i think you're right it's just god i can't i feel like if there if this wasn't being made as a video and they were just in their house like what maybe you know maybe it's just being silly or whatever and yeah i i can't necessarily be honest that's that's probably what's going on here i don't think he's actually doing anything in private that's like uh you know like this doesn't indicate that he's doing anything in private tour i wouldn't say no yeah yeah and i'm the first to immediately go to that direction yeah when i see it i give no benefit of the doubt normally so but i feel like this is like my problem with doing this is just as a parent i wouldn't do that on camera and then put it on youtube because there's creeps out there watching youtube and i wouldn't participate that's the price you pay when every [ __ ] thing you do with your family goes on the internet yeah and that's why there's just so much inherently there's so many landmines with the whole family dynamic vlog channel you know but that's that's part of the deal if you're gonna go in that direction you have to be super responsible no this guy in there so i i do think i do think it's kind of creepy i agree with that but i don't think it indicates that he's doing he's anything worse is going on that's my personal opinion on that and then finally this one is hilarious they made a video remember the context is out of touch they made a video called we work at a restaurant for 24 hours austin and catherine did a video where they challenged themselves to see what it would be like to work in a restaurant and catherine snaptroy snapchat story she explains how they are literally working right now at a restaurant austin has been making food for the past hour and i have been taking orders do you understand how cool that is here's a clip guys we are literally working right now at a restaurant yes we are awesome has been making food for the past hour and i've been taking orders do you understand how cool that is family people are like yeah it's really cool when you have to [ __ ] do it seven days a week making minimum wage to barely pay your rent how cool you know it this is like some real marie antoinette [ __ ] like oh yeah look at me it's so much fun to work at chipotle for an afternoon this hat is so cute it's so cute i love wrapping the burritos and it's so fun okay i'm returning to my woodland hills fortress what's also funny is it wasn't like they were even working hard for that time well especially austin i put a little snapchatting yeah yeah if that was real the boss you can't have your phone yeah the [ __ ] you do get your ass back to work but the title says for 24 hours what's to do with that i don't know it sounds like they were working for an hour it looks yeah and the super cut i made right here if you guys don't know if you guys want to check it out it was like an hour it looked like here's the super cut that would be a cool idea if we would work at a restaurant for the day i personally never worked in the food industry so this will be really interesting and then he never got the opportunity to work a nine to five because after college we started creating videos and so this is going to be a first time experience for me i'm super excited this is so [ __ ] out of it there's nothing exciting yeah there's nothing great there's nothing romantic yeah i mean you just really wanted to say that you never had a real job i think they're trying to is like be relatable right after college we got super big with our videos and so this is gonna be so cute because i'm gonna try to be one of you for one hour and see what it's like this is like but please notice my orange lamborghini in the back right i'm gonna go work one hour in chipotle anyway i'll drive there in my orange lamborghini actually working like cooking taking orders uniforms yeah so when we get there we're gonna change our cars i already got some boots today wait that's [Music] so they drive a lamborghini and a rolls-royce yeah you know they're just causing trouble goofing around with their camera and stuff i get to make one of these today this is gonna be so disruptive her trying to use this it takes a minute to learn how to use this [ __ ] yeah like it takes a few good weeks to learn how to effectively use that machine i know i've actually [ __ ] worked in a restaurant and it sucks everybody there hates it [Music] can you please order me a smoothie i'm thirsty um and then there's a little break moving just check it up on you breaking i'm just checking on it came back here to grab some booty and get a kiss all right people watch this i mean i'm sorry i just i can't understand anyone that watches i can't i can't do it i have to i i i consider myself an empathic person generally but uh i i can't do it can't if i'm gonna see that on the job both of you that makes more sense it's a guilty pleasure i mean is this this is too i don't know maybe yeah i'm just making sure you can't even get some love yeah that guy hates your guts bro you want to make sure it's good you know when you work and you cook a lot uh you tend to get hungry especially when you're seeing what you're making the whole video is just i'm trying to steal food i can get a smoothie yeah how much i'm just scooping off this trigger [Music] i remember working a really long shift and actually starving the whole time but guess what you actually can't eat you actually start yeah when i when when i was there they would make i guess it was nice that they even cooked for us but they would make like employee food on the side that was like [ __ ] that you could during the shift no on your lunch break they would make food for you but you say they said that you didn't eat like the food in the kitchen yeah i survived off of fries for like five years yeah a restaurant yeah yeah i survived off bread for for yeah one of the places we only could eat the bread it was good bread so we went [ __ ] hard on the bread yeah now he knows what it's like he's been there for an hour he's having a good time can i get a smoothie please boss gives you a smoothie it's your favorite drink yes thank you boss okay give it to the catcher [Music] what is he what are you doing what what are you doing you need to go back to work and you're leaving trash oh my god so good so good oh wow a little unexpected treat he wasn't even trying it's just it's so demeaning to people that actually have to work for a living you know what i mean oh so people actually got mad at them catherine that was so much fun that we literally had so much fun it's not fun when you do it every day for seven plus hours doing what normal people do so you're not normal people you've ascended to the level of some kind of god imagine being so cut off from reality imagine working at a restaurant for fun while others work minimum wages to even survive yeah and at least if they actually tried to take it seriously you know and really perform as one of the crew they didn't even try to no they're just disrupting the entire operation drew goodin came slam dunked on him he said imagine being so disconnected from reality that you got this excited about pretending to work in a restaurant for two hours 405 000 likes by the way wow yeah and then another comment imagine being so privileged that working in a restaurant is a challenge yeah pretty embarrassing stuff all right ai in go ahead defend this your robot ass you have no empathy well i mean i think they're doing a great service personally it's kind of two birds one stone sort of thing they get to walk a mile in the lowly proletariat shoes right and understand how the other side lives which you know is that a bad thing i thought that was a good thing no it's a good thing and i'm all for anybody you know trying to uh reinforce and push the idea into people's heads that work is necessary the long slow driving wheel of capital is needed for all uh can you restate that last point well no i we well it's under the cold hard thumb of the capital machine is my favorite form of living and this is really enforcing that idea keep them working keep them pushing maybe i'll give you a smoothie maybe maybe i can't ask me nicely i'll give you a smoothie maybe just a drop so i can't tell you you're not grow capitalism or if you're being ironic no he's pro he's very pro you just like that it causes suffering human suffering and and and and you know i got something to say yeah that penis lollipop looked kind of good ordering this before i thought you don't even have food you want dick that didn't look kind of juicy [Music] get the [ __ ] out stay focused here ain okay what are your thoughts ain on um the machine that they're using to organize the orders you notice that she was working do you believe that that machine is being treated fairly do you believe that as working rights you know i think she could have been a little more careful with the machine a little more loving tender and whispers few sweet nothings in its ear but it doesn't really bother me because that machine is going to replace all of them fairly soon and and be running the establishment right all righty thank you ai in his uh message is is uh steady as always death to all humans am i right be thankful to the capitalist gods all righty serve that dollar baby are you saying that the capitalist gods are the driving force behind your creation i'm just wondering why you're so pro-capitalism look we want to get into this we want to get into this right now i am curious maybe not no my batteries are dying my mouth is barely moving you've been here so long all right let's cut it off stop all right ab uh how do you tackle that well as someone who's been a waiter for you know over six years in the past um yeah i could see why people are flustered i feel and it makes sense that they've never waited before i feel like i feel like waiting is one of the best and worst jobs in the world because it's the worst for the obvious but it also treats it it teaches you how to treat people um and i feel like you know people don't have a job or experience like that they grow up and you know they do crazy [ __ ] like snapping at their wife or not getting a good angle of their frosted tips uh putting on fake charity events you miss out on a lot of human experience by not engaging in you know nine to five jobs and you lose touch and that's what happened clearly with this family and uh i rest my case interesting thank you very much all right let's deliberate so um the fact that they were successful early on is obviously not a bad thing about them i mean good for them good for them my problem is that they um they didn't even try like if you're gonna make a whole video about going and getting the experience of one of these jobs that you never had go and really try it like they just they just treated that restaurant as like a a set for them to have fun with and goof around if they were really trying to like uh make an appeal to normal people they would at least come out being like oh that was tough like wow i was going to do it do a whole shift yeah you know yeah do a whole [ __ ] shift but that's not entertaining is it i mean if we go back to the beginning maybe it would be interesting you're right if we go back to the beginning we start with austin this is a man who causes mud slides and does it again this is a man who goes to coachella while his wife is at home pregnant with kids and he's partying with a bunch of uh thoughts i believe i would tell you don't come back technical term you would i would i would not let you go to coachella while i'm pregnant i wouldn't i mean i wouldn't ask to do that right i know honey it's just so important to me um this is a man who's put on two charity events in which he pocketed i can at least say of the second one 95 of the proceeds or the profits that's insane this is a man who buys penis lollipops for his niece vlog itis but i also need to say that the woman is showing some signs as well she's always coming to you know coming to the defense is a good thing like i feel like she's complicit in all this you know she they've got a good thing and they don't want to jeopardize it and so maybe he's [ __ ] up and she's like i know but i don't want to jeopardize i can't jeopardize this gravy train right which fair enough and it is very gravy yeah um it's i guess it's uh their personal decision how authentic they want to be with their fans you know but the truth is i think of everything i saw the staples center thing yeah was the by far the craziest thing and i feel like they should be forced to answer for that to reckon for that and they have never been held accountable for that they've never explained the logistics the breakdown of how that happened and again i feel like they should be held account for that but apparently they don't nobody cares they just moved on you know i'm assuming i guess everyone just assumes they just pocketed the money so that yeah i mean unless they say show otherwise just assuming they pocketed that yeah 950 thousand dollars out of the million i will say you know that's not fraud ja rule is very clear about that not accusing them of fraud but you know ultimately i gotta say my my feelings on this is that like with all family vlogs you know there's always a dark side because you cannot mix family and children and it's not just work it's the constant need to be on camera the constant need to put your children on camera constantly to show every aspect of your life on camera and to like every day you don't feel like it but kids you got to do this thing for the cat you know it's like you cannot do that healthfully it's impossible i think it's impossible and a lot of money add that to the mix right and a lot on the line a lot of money so you know and i feel like it's i feel like the fans just need to just need to be aware of all this and you know i really don't know what else to say but but yeah um i i sentence him to 10 years in jail for fraud oh i don't have actual legal authority okay not fraud i'm not accusing him of a fraud i sentence him to be having another scandal for being doing something dumb and having to deal with that damn i need that clout that's harsh that is hard trust me that [ __ ] i hate it when another [ __ ] comes up you're like oh [ __ ] so i sentenced him to that and that's it on the ace family so um anything else bailiff there dead air i'm i'm like yo i'm asking you questions you could throw dead air on me no stop the jet ski thing was pretty good too yeah we got some great sound bites out of that well guys thanks for watching i hope you learned something new and again take all this with a grain of salt because i really don't know them at the end of the day this is all yeah just project this is all guesswork based on the evidence at hand um that being said thank you to our prosecution a b thank you to ai ian who um is a big fan of the ace family as i understand it right love their content slit yeah it's litty thank you to dan thank you to zach aka vin diesel who made some really inappropriate comments that was totally not okay and that i condemn in the strongest possible words and uh thank you all to you guys to to that klein family because without the klein family we wouldn't have any of this right all right guys this court is adjourned [Music] you

Channel: H3 Podcast

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Length: 105min 25sec (6325 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 05 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/adeuos]

Ethan explaining the headband over the loud music is hilarious

[u/syntheticgerbil]

As Donald Trump keeps tweeting, "STOP THE COUNT!" all morning, all I can hear is the STOOOOOP! soundbite from this

[u/aijuken]

The fucking STOP soundbite is my new favourite

[u/Sulokim]

I love how AI Ian's "it grinds my gears" joke absolutely flew over Ethan's head

[u/DrSillyBitchez]

who actually watches and subscribes to shit like this? i really don't get it? What about any of this is entertaining or captivating to a certain demographic?

[u/Basic_Chain]

All I can say is...

STOOOOP!!

[u/violentponykiller]

I’m watching/listening to this now and I’m at the restaurant part and I just had to come here and I know this isn’t anything revolutionary or unique to most people’s life experiences but I wanted to comment on how rattled it made me!!! The fact the guy said it was a 9-5.... Lol more like 3pm-12am so your whole morning is consumed by dreading work and for a lot of those workers, especially in the kitchen (holy fuck, that job is not for the faint of heart), they already worked 7am-2pm that day. I’ve had a couple office jobs now but I have never ever in my life hustled harder and been treated worse than when I worked as a server. Also the part where she was trying to figure out the Piece Of Shit machine really got me. Thank (and most importantly TIP!!!) your local food service workers today! Lmao rattled rant over

[u/chuckmeow]

You missed the opportunity to look up the rendition James claim 'he created overnight' is actually stolen from another small youtube channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyLgEFBnwgk

[u/Reived]

I'm with Ethan, I just don't understand the appeal of these channels and yet they have more subscribers than the population of a small country?

I bet those "charity" events were filled to them brim with "consultant fees" and "compensation" to ensure they made less than $100k. Not illegal but its why organisations like Charity watch exist.

It sickens me to my stomach.